My dick is now inverted.

A job well done.

Nothin' wrong with a little period sex.

Yes, yes there is.  Fucking disgusting dude.  I almost vomited seeing my dick covered in blood and never did it again.

Nothin' wrong with a little emetophilia.

Nothin' wrong with a little period sex.

Yes, yes there is.  Fucking disgusting dude.  I almost vomited seeing my dick covered in blood and never did it again.

Nothin' wrong with a little emetophilia.

sir, there is everything wrong with the tiniest bit of emetophilia.

Prude! ...Actually I agree with both Danzig and you. I'm against the emission of anything but normal sexual fluids.

Prude! ...Actually I agree with both Danzig and you. I'm against the emission of anything but normal sexual fluids.

I see......a tiny Danzig.

Prude! ...Actually I agree with both Danzig and you. I'm against the emission of anything but normal sexual fluids.

I see......a tiny Danzig.

look over hereSHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prude! ...Actually I agree with both Danzig and you. I'm against the emission of anything but normal sexual fluids.

I see......a tiny Danzig.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YCAacniiVA

So I took this girl out for dinner at Taco Bell.  We got back to my place and we were getting down to it but she's like "No, I'm on my period, just put it in my ass."  So I'm like okay and I started with the deep dickin'.  Just as I bust a nut all over her insides, the nachos bell grande erupts out the back and my dick looks like a vanilla/chocolate swirl cone from dairy queen.  So she turns around and rips out her bloody tampon and smears blood all over my cock and then just deepthroats the whole thing for a full minute licking it completely clean of blood, semen, and feces.  I can't imagine what would compel anyone to do this, she turns at me and says "what can I say I like some strawberry topping with my desert, and also tiramisu" and then she takes the bloody tampon and throws it in her mouth and just crunches it up like a cheeto and swallows it.

And that's how I knew your grandmother was a keeper Jimmy!  What a lady!

I didn't realize this was the fiction section ....

HAHAHA that was fucking funny.

My undercover lover for the last 9 years will go down on me even when I have a tampon in, I am still kind of not sure if I'm down with it, even after all of this time.

Well, we know it isn't bagman.

Nah, it's this dude:


The guy djing.

Is my computer just freaking out or is that a vicious self-burn?

Picture didn't work.

Here's a picture of my hot girlfriend:

(she's the one with the cans)

I see......a tiny Danzig.

HOLD ME CLOSE NOW TINY DANZIGGGGG

Tiny danzig = Dave leaving the country

Tiny danzig = Dave leaving the country

You're that embarrassed about fucking his mom and making another one? You should at least send some money back over, so it can by drugs.

Tru'dat!

period sex I can handle, but I'm not going down there. That's like me shoving it up your chocolate road and telling you to swallow the change

The last time my girl and I had period sex it ended horribly

Needs more red-eye ...

Tiny danzig = Dave leaving the country

You're that embarrassed about fucking his mom and making another one? You should at least send some money back over, so it can by drugs.

The Moth needs drug money. 
Here is my plea.

Here's mine; "GET A JOB!" ...

Here's mine; "GET A JOB!" ...

Job?  That dude from the bible?

Yeah get a Job to torment. Who needs drugs when you wield the power to divest a man of his kine?

Here's mine; "GET A JOB!" ...

EVERY BUM'S LOT IN HIS LIFE IS HIS OWN MR. LEBOWSKI.  I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MY FATHER TOLD ME.  GET A JOB SIR!

W3rd ...

I miss when the board was really active.

Over the past two years I've gotten over some things and not over others. I am totally OK with period sex now. I even have some black sheets that I threw down to save my white sheets during the deed. She would never let me get my red wings, but I fucking tried! Oh how love changes you. My dick was happily smeared in blood and egg, every single month.

Anal is another story. I reamed her rectum only once, on Valentine's Day 2010 just to try it out. It's not for me. It did feel pretty good, but I can't handle the shit. I licked her asshole in the shower a few times after I myself scrubbed her brown-eye, white.