W3rd ...

What is up with the scratches or whatever they are on that womans stomach?

The other ones on this page were pretty.

Stretch marks?

Yeah you'll have those one day...

... a dot on my forehead?

No dumbass, she's going to be the new octo-mom someday.

WTF, why do I have to explain this to you when I bet Danzy got it...

I thought you were referring to me, not her ...
... and I thought it was a Sakhi reference from a thread or two back I replied in

I thought you were referring to me, not her ...

Because you're Indian/capable of having kids?

He's got the 6 bottle baby feeder Apu's wearing there.

Stretch marks?

*shrug* I've never had them is my excuse for not knowing.

This is a GOOD thing; and also why I don't think you'll last until marriage ...

In other news, Commie Twat exposed herself for being a Juggalo.

No. no. It's just.. that's the only place those type of people hang out.

I need visual confirmation that she exposed herself.

Mmmm now that's a muffintop! Too bad it's not on a human...

I don't have any stretch marks either.  I guess since I've never had a kid and only abortions, my stretch marks are on the inside.

You can get them without having kids, if you have a growth spurt or you lose/gain weight quickly.

I just thought they looked different.

I guess since I've never had a kid and only abortions.

gigglesnort!

how many you up to now? is the next on free?

*Insert burn cream pic here?*

I've had two abortions.  I couldn't have kids at 24 and 25, I didn't want to be poor white trash.  At least I can say **I** didn't end up poor, sad, fat white trash like someone.....

I respect that; if you can't support 'em, don't fucking have 'em ...

I've had two abortions.  I couldn't have kids at 24 and 25, I didn't want to be poor white trash.  At least I can say **I** didn't end up poor, sad, fat white trash like someone.....

Who? No really, that's my third favorite flavor, who?

hahahaha ....

I've had two abortions.  I couldn't have kids at 24 and 25, I didn't want to be poor white trash.  At least I can say **I** didn't end up poor, sad, fat white trash like someone.....

Who? No really, that's my third favorite flavor, who?

The only way you could get a woman in her twenties is because of everything I said above... including "fetish for tiny dong".

Now, now, you don't really know how big my dong is do you? You only know what I've told you. It's a Stern thing. But you do know that I've dated, lived with and kept satisfied several women, two of whom were accustomed to thugs and their BBCs. So I'll let you make up your own mind, not that I care about your opinion.

Also you know that I'm married and have no interest in "getting a woman" of any age because I have no interest in have a reproduction Celtic shortsword thrust through my chest.

Why is it that everyone else on this board but you gets it?

I'm white trash? 

Now, now, you don't really know how big my dong is do you? You only know what I've told you. It's a Stern thing. But you do know that I've dated, lived with and kept satisfied several women, two of whom were accustomed to thugs and their BBCs. So I'll let you make up your own mind, not that I care about your opinion.

Also you know that I'm married and have no interest in "getting a woman" of any age because I have no interest in have a reproduction Celtic shortsword thrust through my chest.

Why is it that everyone else on this board but you gets it?

Because I think of myself 99% of the day.  I don't have time to figure other people's shit out negro!  Also, I have never dogged your wife.. just you.. like you do to me.. so stop thinking that I don't respect you.  Ok, Uncle Aaron?

ewwww this is getting a bit backwoods, innit?

Nah I just needed to clear that up. You know about that don't you?

I'm white trash? 

you should know whether you're white or not woman!

OH SNAP SHE JUST CALLED YOU TRASH!!!@!

i will cry myself to sleep tonight.

fuck all y'all haters if yer not down wif the clown.