Wow, were you peeking in on me, say, 2001?

just buy some leather cuffs or some rope or some handcuffs, dude. much more awesome than cat toys.

It was more the spontaneity and originality of the whole thing that was awesome. At the time, I didn't have rope, or handcuffs. It was either socks or the cat toy.

Whoa ...
I forgot about that ...

I'm calling girl over now ...

No actually you tear her panties off with one strong yank (which I doubt you're capable of) and tie her wrists behind her back with them. Bend her face down over a piece of furniture, hold her wrists, spank that ass and then hit it hard from behind.

yummy.

HAHAHA I'm watching an episode of "Tales From The Darkside" where the cute fat girl wears a hearing aid that makes her hear the food scream in pain when people eat it, to make her not eat.

Funny, funny shit to hear a plate of tamales scream like a little Mexican bitch when you cut into it...

Hahahahahaaaha

ah. ha.

ha.

HAHAHA I'm watching an episode of "Tales From The Darkside" where the cute fat girl wears a hearing aid that makes her hear the food scream in pain when people eat it, to make her not eat.

Funny, funny shit to hear a plate of tamales scream like a little Mexican bitch when you cut into it...

I loved that show ...

I got stroke material for a week...



Lovely rolls...

Those are fatties?

Hot! +1 to you, Zoomie!

Those are fatties?

By fashion industry standards, yes. They are over size 4. They have curves, little bellies and rolls. They barely qualify...

yeah, I'd hot those

For some reason I can't put my finger on, I like this one better.

All is forgiven, brother.

However she looks too much like Jennifer Aniston. Now I know this sounds like nitpicking, but even those delicious thighs wrapped around my head couldn't block out the thought that I was munching JA's clam with her picklepuss and was following both those tools Brad Pitt and Vince Vaughn. Ew.

Aniston is fucking gross. Way to ruin that picture.

I think Jennifer Aniston is hot.  She rocks the thin white girl lips.

I would let her suck me off.

 Piper Hollis. Piper Hollis, whom Kyle apparently stalkered off the myspace page I use for a friend's artsy-fartsy short videos.

The Archivist strikes again!

hahahahaha

Actually this time, amazingly, I just used Google. "girl tub of milk" second page, bottom-left.

**You** created Google?!

The Archivist strikes again!

I'm not in disapproval mode; nope ...

Ok, back on track ...
I'm a little out of the "fat girl" loop these days ...










I can't make a decision about this one (she DOES do anal though, so that's a plus):


And, of course:

It's nice to know that I am so much hotter than all of those girls.

Phew... still got it.