One time, at art school, I dressed up like an androgyne and stuck a symbol of oppression up my gender-neutral cavity to symbolize how empty I feel inside.
just buy some leather cuffs or some rope or some handcuffs, dude. much more awesome than cat toys.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
No actually you tear her panties off with one strong yank (which I doubt you're capable of) and tie her wrists behind her back with them. Bend her face down over a piece of furniture, hold her wrists, spank that ass and then hit it hard from behind.
HAHAHA I'm watching an episode of "Tales From The Darkside" where the cute fat girl wears a hearing aid that makes her hear the food scream in pain when people eat it, to make her not eat. Funny, funny shit to hear a plate of tamales scream like a little Mexican bitch when you cut into it...
Those are fatties?
The Archivist strikes again!