She's my perfect woman. I'd make her eat more though, don't want a chick too much thinner than me.

You are SOOOO a carpet muncher just as much as you are a curry muncher ....
Anyway, I feel a pic or five for reference is in order here ...

She's perfect in the penultimate pic, the one with all the nudes. Like that she wouldn't need to eat more. Actually she
makes me think of thora birch (I think it was her) in American beauty.

Oh and thrash, I rarely eat curry.

Ricci's tit are even. Birch's aint.

You are meaning the girl in the window, right ? 

The guys daughter, yes. Did she actually get naked? I thought she didn't, she was young when she filmed that, I thought. (didn't see that scene).

Anyway, still hot. Uneven tits are unimportant.

Thora Birch is like angel food cake, man. In Ghost World she was a little chubbed up but she was freaking perfect. Then in American Beauty she slimmed down and the cans fell a little.

Yeah, I study these things.

Then again, in Ghost World she did have sex with Steve Buscemi, which I find completely horrifying for both of us (her and I)...

PS: GET THESE SKINNY BITCHES OUTTA MY FATTY THREAD!!!

I loves me some Thora Birch.

both of her parents were porn stars.. how cool is that?

Oh and thrash, I rarely eat curry.

Game, set, and match!!!

moar fatties please!

You go and post a few ...

You go and post a few ...

I CANNOT STRESS HOW HARD I AGREE WITH THIS.

Commie, you would certainly bring joy to many L-Gers and their cocks if you listen to what the bossman says.

I don't think that Sak is a lesbian.  She just is going through that "I think girls are hot" part of her life.  I went through it too.  She's also a tom boy like I was.  Once she gets some skinny boy hipster cock she won't look at another chick like that again.

What happened to you then?

Less chat, more fat.





HOLY HELL!

I just stumbled across my old friend Heather on this site... Wow... Ha! I knew she did a  few things on the side... Well, here's my friend, Heather, with a random dick iin her mouth. ha!


I can't wait to call her in the morning with this great find!

post more of your friend Heather

I hadn't seen that second one of that chick before ...

I don't think that Sak is a lesbian.  She just is going through that "I think girls are hot" part of her life.  I went through it too.  She's also a tom boy like I was.  Once she gets some skinny boy hipster cock she won't look at another chick like that again.

neither do I. But for different reasons.

Did one molest you already, or did you finally munch some carpet and not like it?
... not that Dylan's jacking off about this or anything

No, I like a guy already, so I generally dislike thinking about other guys, regardless if they're cute celebs. It just feels like a waste of time and I don't really care about them.

I don't and won't like a girl like that so I can think about them just fine.

That, oddly enough, made perfect sense ...

I don't think you should "shut down" just because you "like someone"; it's not natural ...
... in fact, it's kinda creepy that you do it

Simply put; just because you are on a diet it doesn't mean you can't look at the menu ...

Simply put I look at the menu, I just don't imagine eating the food.

Thanks for callin me creepy brah xD
damn 90210 watchers

I didn't say, "Sakhi, you are creepy!"; I said it's a little creepy ...

Dont forget mentioning it is unnatural.

... there's that too

Dont forget mentioning it is unnatural.

your face is unnatural

My usual retort would be "Your MOM is unnatural" but... common knowledge.

Her mom was sold to her father for one dead cow and a 2 burner bbq.

post more of your friend Heather

Ha! It seems she did a few other movies, too. She told me, "Happy hunting , you asshole. Seriously, though... I didn't take the anal well. I was disappointed with myself."

She won't tell me what other sites she did it for.