Dang.... I did that all in ONE post?

I know. Normally it would take you two or three days to reach that level of offense. You've put a knife through my heart, Ian.

Through my fucking heart...

They should offer caffeinated Guinness.

And just like I don't understand the appeal of dark chocolate

That's because you are retarded.
I can agree with bagman on one thing, Guinness is awesome.

I'd rather be retarded than look retarded.  And Guinness is like drinking sewage.

You are retarded and you look retarded. So there!

I know. Normally it would take you two or three days to reach that level of offense. You've put a knife through my heart, Ian.

Through my fucking heart...

I'll see if I can smuggle some Coopers with me in October... just for you.

Alrighty then!

You are retarded and you look retarded. So there!

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you (probably due to being covered with hobo jizz), so 

Guinness > coffee.

The St. James's Gate Storehouse was fucking awesome!

When I worked two jobs the past year, the only thing that got me through the first 3 hours of every morning was a tall can of:  Red Bull, Full Throttle, or Amp Energy Drink.  Truly these are the lubricant of the modern economy.

I dunno if its available in the US, but the beverage of choice along those lines here is a Kiwi drink called V.

Beats the shit out of Red Bull.

I've had V in England. Good stuff!

I dunno if its available in the US, but the beverage of choice along those lines here is a Kiwi drink called V.

Beats the shit out of Red Bull.

V huh?

Drinking energy drinks is ridiculous.  Most taste like sour asshole and they are expensive as fuck.  You're better off getting caffeine pills which cost a fraction of the price and buying a drink that actually tastes good.  Let's say an energy drink costs about $3, and you take $3 and decided to buy any other (better tasting) average priced drink in the cooler and used the rest of the money on generic caffeine pills to put in your drink and drank that at work.  Well you wouldn't be getting much work done because you put about 15 200mg caffeine pills in your drink and fucking OD'd cuz it's like drinking 15 energy drinks at once.  Think about that if you buy energy drinks often.  You're wasting tons of cash when you could just go to a pharmacy and buy a 60 count bottle for 7 bucks.

I dunno if its available in the US, but the beverage of choice along those lines here is a Kiwi drink called V.

Beats the shit out of Red Bull.

Real Red Bull beats the shit out of this American shit. Now even Canada has switched to this carbonated bullshit, but nothing beats the original formulation. It was one of the few energy drinks that did not taste - to use Danzig's term - like sour asshole. The best was that there were some 20-30 ingredients written in Thai and then 4 for the English side: Sugar, Water, Artificial flavours, Vitamin C. As if anyone believed that. Funny how I drink this Vitamin C concoction and somehow magically stay up all night. Placebo?

The only energy drink that really got me going, though was that Bawls Guarana stuff. Man. I drank one before getting on an 8-hour greyhound trip and then had another one with lunch. Fuck. I was like a caged animal.

V!

LOL,  "Tru-Blood"

The only energy drink that really got me going, though was that Bawls Guarana stuff. Man. I drank one before getting on an 8-hour greyhound trip and then had another one with lunch. Fuck. I was like a caged animal.

Guarana is a fruit out of Brazil, I think.  They pronounce it "gwar-ah-NAH".
And it's pretty good.  but yes, strong.

Guarana is a fruit out of Brazil, I think.  They pronounce it "GWAR-ah-NAH".

I am drinking some coffee right now. Good stuff.

Man, coffee is the bomb.

I too can't stand those energy drinks. They taste like a 10 year old crushed up a roll of smarties and mixed them with some water.

I can't drink coffee.  It makes me lose my focus.

Red Bull tastes like "Strawberry" sour punch straws.

I like to chug a Red Bull just before I start a workout.

I mix Red Bull and Sprite to get through late-night deploys.

Carefully balanced, two cans of redbull and two liters of Sprite can get me from 11pm to 7am with only a little edge, and a ton of focus to be able to pick out launch defects.

I like to chug a Red Bull just before I start a workout.

I hope you use sugar-free Red Bull, otherwise you might be hurting the total impact of your workout.

I don't play that sugar-free shit. And I also don't work out only to burn calories. My main objectives are getting stronger and fitter. I don't mind having a bit of a belly if I can kick someone's ass or fuck for hours.

Sugar free is bullshit.

Tastes like ass, and probably is worse for you than sugar anyways.

I didn't sleep last night.  Not sure why, just couldn't.  I think I maybe am a little too high strung and possibly need to cut back on my caffeine consumption a little bit.  Should sleep well tonight anyways.  Wrote a paper this morning in lieu of sleeping.  Pretty solid overall.

I had the equivalent of 4 cups of coffee today. Christ. I probably won't sleep well tonight.

4 cups? Man I do that in one sitting immediately out of bed just so I can have the energy to make myself my 2 pre-activity "good morning" cups. I need to either A)cut back or B)Go the Danzig route.