Nope! Err maybe, hehehe

After 3 40's and two killer bowls I was on my way home and got pulled over tonight at about 1:30a for the back tag light being out.
But I took precautions, I ate most of a sandwich before starting out, a bunch of licorice then the rest of the sandwich while driving,
washing it all down with strong coffee. So when I was pulled over I had no alcohol smell. (for a while at least)
When asked "have I had anything to drink" I just Said No! Only coffee.

LOL I totally talked myself out of a sticky situation there. Hahahahahahahahah He let me go with only a warning about the lamp.
I'm a damn good driver though so yall don't need to get MADD on me. And apparently I can really hold my malt liquor too.

Then when I got home I tapped the fucking light and it came back on.  I think the machines are out to get me.
 

Ah well , general bullshit.

 

I wouldn't say this if I didn't care about you. You're an idiot.

I wouldn't say this if I didn't care about you. You're an idiot.

i bet you and the toilet had an epic anal battle later that night

How do you throw a stack of licorice, a sandwich, and a cup of coffee on top of three 40s?

I wouldn't say this if I didn't care about you. You're an idiot.

Shit don't I know it.


Hey, I actually feel pretty good this morning.

How do you throw a stack of licorice, a sandwich, and a cup of coffee on top of three 40s?

Now that is a good question with no good answer. I need some breakfast now though.

I guess this should have been in Substance Abuse.

i bet you and the toilet had an epic anal battle later that night

How do you throw a stack of licorice, a sandwich, and a cup of coffee on top of three 40s?

mind rape. that all sounds like an atrocious combination of crap to put into your body in one evening.

OMG I just remembered, I also had a bowl of broken up lettuce with sweet pickle juice as dressing with my grilled cheese.
Jebus

And a handful of cherries!

stop doing that shit to your body.

That honestly makes me want to shit and vomit at the same time reading that.

i believe that's what is classified as a #6 in bathroom acts. well, here's hoping you make it to the bathroom.

I wouldn't say this if I didn't care about you. You're an idiot.

Move'd

Thank ya, thank ya verry much.

stop doing that shit to your body.

Aww shit, now don't start telling me you care, it'll skew everything up. 

Well the post effects weren't dramatic for me, cast iron stomach and all.
But judging by your posts here I have to think you must know from wince you speak.
Rock on little hottie.

you only get the one body in this life, and i don't want mine or those of my loved ones decaying prematurely or riddled with preventable cancers. my most recent life change to that effect is i finally quit smoking cigarettes after 4/5 years of social smoking. i wake up every day and thank myself for not having a smoke (or seven) the night before. now i'm pretty much where i need to be to maintain this temple of a body i've got for as long as i can. smoking was the one thing holding me back, and now that i've kicked it, i just hope i don't ever get lung cancer because won't i be the fool.

news flash : you still inhale smoke....weed ? you think theres no chem in your grass ?

OH MY FUCKING GOD I INHALE SMOKE WHEN I SMOKE WEED?

you only get the one body in this life, and i don't want mine or those of my loved ones decaying prematurely or riddled with preventable cancers. now i'm pretty much where i need to be to maintain this temple of a body i've got for as long as i can. smoking was the one thing holding me back, and now that i've kicked it, i just hope i don't ever get lung cancer because won't i be the fool.

If you think smoke induce lung cancer is just from the smoke in cigs, youre a fucking moron.

Yeah Katie, you dumb ho.  You may have quit smoking cigarettes but you still smoke pole!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Shit guys leave her alone, if my sister had had half the acumen she shows regarding cigs she would likely still be alive.
Cigarettes killed her and my mother.

good job on not quitting something awesome like drinking and posting your hotness here, while getting rid of the cancer sticks

if i was a guy, i would make the jerking off motion to hojo every time he posts in my direction.

however, as a lady, that's just not polite.

you only get the one body in this life, and i don't want mine or those of my loved ones decaying prematurely or riddled with preventable cancers. now i'm pretty much where i need to be to maintain this temple of a body i've got for as long as i can. smoking was the one thing holding me back, and now that i've kicked it, i just hope i don't ever get lung cancer because won't i be the fool.

If you think smoke induce lung cancer is just from the smoke in cigs, youre a fucking moron.

Study finds no cancer - marijuana connection

Marijuana halts colon cancer

Marijuana cuts lung cancer tumor in half

Of course, there are a bunch of articles claiming marijuana will make you sprout tumors all over if you even look at it, but we all know those articles are lies.

I mentioned smoke. I mentoined chem in weed.

now go find something that says inhaling smoke doesnt damage your lungs and cancer is not caused by damaged cells.


from your links

"Then, for three weeks, researchers injected standard doses of THC into mice that had been implanted with human lung cancer cells," Not smoked in that study.

"Earlier work established that marijuana does contain cancer-causing chemicals as potentially harmful as those in tobacco, he said. However, marijuana also contains the chemical THC, which he said may kill aging cells and keep them from becoming cancerous." and this one supports the smoke is bad post of mine.

next time try harder.

read the fucking articles. he DID find you something that states something to the effect of "in the largest case study of its kind, there was NO LINK FOUND between smoking marijuana and lung cancer, despite the chemicals, even in the heaviest of pot smokers."

i must be a glutton for punishment when it comes to these moments with you. it is an absolute waste of time ever trying to prove a point to you, because you think you know everything about everything, even if your logic is sometimes completely irrational, and oftentimes unintelligible.

They were all asked about their lifetime use of marijuana, tobacco and alcohol. The heaviest marijuana smokers had lighted up more than 22,000 times, while moderately heavy usage was defined as smoking 11,000 to 22,000 marijuana cigarettes. Tashkin found that even the very heavy marijuana smokers showed no increased incidence of the three cancers studied.

the focus of the article is clearly in my favor. you can hardly pick out a few lines and post them out of context trying to prove your argument holds any water. perhaps find your own articles to back yourself up instead of foolishly and/or intentionally misinterpreting the ones krsna referred us to. your laziness, coupled with your inability to see any other point of view and your unwillingness to back down when you are wrong, is baffling.

I did read it.


and I dont need a study to tell me ...smoke = cell damage -> cell damage = chance of cancer.

and btw...another link about the same study...

"Scientists were therefore surprised to learn that a study of more than 2,000 people found no increase in the risk of developing lung cancer for marijuana smokers. "

the title of the link is missleading.....idiots like to click things they want to believe.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=large-study-finds-no-link


edit:

the focus of the article is clearly in my favor. you can hardly pick out a few lines and post them out of context trying to prove your argument holds any water. perhaps find your own articles to back yourself up instead of foolishly and/or intentionally misinterpreting the ones krsna referred us to. your laziness, coupled with your inability to see any other point of view and your unwillingness to back down when you are wrong, is baffling.

yeah the article....not the fucking study.

the title of the link is missleading.....idiots like to click things they want to believe.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=large-study-finds-no-link

wait. but you clicked that link...

and you got nothing else......

no, but it's amusing watching you flounder for reason where there is none.

i'm gonna smoke a bowl. BRB wait right here.