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You can tell by the wording that this must have been an otherwise very sweet, relatively harmless hipster chick.

"I hope my bike takes you straight to hell." makes it.

There are people here who steal bikes from hipsters and then sell them on Craigslist.  My friend used to punch hipster kids and take their Ipods.  Hipsters are easy to steal from.

It's like taking candy from an 18-35 year old baby.