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The Uncommonly Thorough Drug Test(Read 3679 times)
The Uncommonly Thorough Drug Test on: August 01, 2009, 06:36:32 AM



Re: The Uncommonly Thorough Drug Test Reply #1 on: August 01, 2009, 03:56:03 PM



Re: The Uncommonly Thorough Drug Test Reply #2 on: August 01, 2009, 06:15:06 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: The Uncommonly Thorough Drug Test Reply #3 on: August 01, 2009, 07:36:32 PM
Experience: 65

Enthuasium = 51
A Mobius Strip
IS Infinity



Re: The Uncommonly Thorough Drug Test Reply #4 on: August 22, 2009, 01:18:35 AM
Your result for The Uncommonly Thorough Drug Test ...
Somewhat Reluctant

You scored 35% on drug experience, and 22% on drug enthusiasm! w00t!
You've used a few drugs, but you don't seem to approve of drugs much. I'm guessing you either tried a few and then decided they weren't for you, or were peer pressured into using them, or are a recovering addict, or something like that. In any case, you are not really a druggy. And that probably doesn't bother you at all.



Re: The Uncommonly Thorough Drug Test Reply #5 on: August 23, 2009, 03:53:27 AM



Re: The Uncommonly Thorough Drug Test Reply #6 on: August 23, 2009, 11:09:12 PM
Experience: 20

Enthuasium: 16
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: The Uncommonly Thorough Drug Test Reply #7 on: August 23, 2009, 11:34:53 PM
Your result for The Uncommonly Thorough Drug Test ...
Huge Druggy

You scored 80% on drug experience, and 46% on drug enthusiasm! w00t!
You've used TONS of drugs. You basically like drugs too... Congratulations, you are a huge druggy!

~shrug.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: The Uncommonly Thorough Drug Test Reply #8 on: August 24, 2009, 10:28:52 AM
I think someone gave me an emo point for my drug test score.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: The Uncommonly Thorough Drug Test Reply #9 on: August 24, 2009, 10:39:35 AM
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You scored 29% on drug experience, and 14% on drug enthusiasm! w00t!

I did whatever people around me were doing, I guess NZ's a vanilla country in that respect
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: The Uncommonly Thorough Drug Test Reply #10 on: August 24, 2009, 04:21:06 PM
I think someone gave me an emo point for my drug test score.

Oh, good idea! You deserve it >:|
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: The Uncommonly Thorough Drug Test Reply #11 on: August 24, 2009, 05:56:31 PM
Time is just an illusion that is a necessity to life.