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John Hughes dead at 59 on: August 06, 2009, 06:42:54 PM

Guess there won't be a sequel to The Breakfast Club...

Or Sixteen Candles.

Weren't we just talking about Molly Ringwald last week? Ponderous, man...

Re: John Hughes dead at 59 Reply #1 on: August 06, 2009, 06:50:16 PM

John Hughes most likely died seven days after seeing that picture of Molly Ringwald.

Re: John Hughes dead at 59 Reply #2 on: August 06, 2009, 06:50:59 PM

Just like The Ring

Re: John Hughes dead at 59 Reply #3 on: August 06, 2009, 08:19:38 PM

Indeed, Captain Obvious, indeed.

Re: John Hughes dead at 59 Reply #4 on: August 07, 2009, 08:50:16 PM

What did he die of? That's young.

Re: John Hughes dead at 59 Reply #5 on: August 07, 2009, 09:50:27 PM

Teen Angst.

No srsly folks, his heart attacked him. It probably saw Main In Manhattan. I know I wanted to attack him after seeing it...

Re: John Hughes dead at 59 Reply #6 on: August 07, 2009, 09:56:07 PM

Thank god I would never watch a movie with Jennifer Lopez in it. I had no idea it was fatal.

He was older than my mom but younger than my dad.

Re: John Hughes dead at 59 Reply #7 on: August 07, 2009, 10:14:40 PM

So run and tell mom and dad not to make any shit movies and all will be right in the world.

Re: John Hughes dead at 59 Reply #8 on: August 08, 2009, 04:23:33 PM

Quote from: daisymae on August 07, 2009, 09:56:07 PM

Thank god I would never watch a movie with Jennifer Lopez in it.

Not even The Cell?

Re: John Hughes dead at 59 Reply #9 on: August 08, 2009, 06:35:11 PM

Quote from: FAH-Q on August 08, 2009, 04:23:33 PM

Quote from: daisymae on August 07, 2009, 09:56:07 PM
Thank god I would never watch a movie with Jennifer Lopez in it.

Not even The Cell?

How close to the start of the movie is she eliminated?

Re: John Hughes dead at 59 Reply #10 on: August 08, 2009, 06:56:24 PM

After about 107 minutes.

Re: John Hughes dead at 59 Reply #11 on: August 08, 2009, 10:13:32 PM

I wanted to destroy Shermer, Illinois after watching the Breakfast Club. Then I found out Shermer, Illinois doesnt exist.

That made me want to club Judd Nelson to death.

Re: John Hughes dead at 59 Reply #12 on: August 08, 2009, 10:22:58 PM

The Cell? Was that the Stephen King novel where everyone on their phones went batshit one day? I didn't know they made that one. Good book

Re: John Hughes dead at 59 Reply #13 on: August 09, 2009, 02:17:09 AM

Nah, it was Jennifer Lopez (when she was still hot, and the film included a scene of her joking a smoint in panties which was cool), Vincent D'Onofrio and Vince fucking Vaughn of all people... movie about a serial killer in a coma of some sort while his latest victim may still be alive, and people trying to enter the dude's mind to find out where the fuck she is.

I liked it.

Re: John Hughes dead at 59 Reply #14 on: August 20, 2009, 10:43:18 PM

Quote from: FAH-Q on August 08, 2009, 04:23:33 PM

Not even The Cell?

Not even.

Re: John Hughes dead at 59 Reply #15 on: August 22, 2009, 11:07:16 AM

Quote from: Mosh on August 08, 2009, 10:13:32 PM

I wanted to destroy Shermer, Illinois after watching the Breakfast Club. Then I found out Shermer, Illinois doesnt exist.

That made me want to club Judd Nelson to death.

"See, all these movies take place in a small town called Shermer, in Illinois, where all the honies are top-shelf, but all the dudes are whiny pussies - except for Judd Nelson, he was fuckin' harsh - but best of all, there was no one dealin', man; then, it hits me: we could live like phat rats if we were the blunt connection in Shermer, Illinois. So we collected some money we were owed, and we caught a bus. You know what the fuck we found out when we got there? There is no Shermer in Illinois. Movies are fuckin' bullshit."

Re: John Hughes dead at 59 Reply #16 on: August 22, 2009, 11:13:15 AM

Fuckin' Classic...

Re: John Hughes dead at 59 Reply #17 on: August 23, 2009, 08:53:02 AM

Re: John Hughes dead at 59 Reply #18 on: August 23, 2009, 09:58:49 AM

Much like any other common stripper, she's nice to look at but she spoils it when she opens her mouth and my cock isn't in it.

Re: John Hughes dead at 59 Reply #19 on: August 24, 2009, 01:54:06 AM

Aye Poppy!