Wow.

It has come to my attention that my drinking is pretty out of control, right now,

and so, until further notice, i'll be abstaining.

i will NOT, however, be layin' off the herb anytime real soon...

Sih sih sih sih sih sisssy!

A frickin' QUITTER, is what i am!

Ah, but it's not forever...  Bhwa-a-a-a-a

Does this mean I'm not getting that blowjob?

Does this mean I'm not getting that blowjob?

Awww, Zoomer, after ALL you've done for me ~

bringing me here, to this FAB Forum with ALL these sweet, kind, wEnderful folks ~

believe me when i tell you,

you're in for a BJ you will NEVER forget...

That's what I'm talking about... A woman who not only knows how to kiss the weasel, but WANTS to and apparently enjoys it.

Gentlemen, this is why fat chicks rock my world...

drinking is fun, until it isn't

That's what I'm talking about... A woman who not only knows how to kiss the weasel, but WANTS to and apparently enjoys it.

Gentlemen, this is why fat chicks rock my world...

Zooms?  You do realize that was said sarcastically, right?

As in:  We could probably get to be REAL good girlfriends after that BJ...

Yeah yeah, read my sig...

I've been thinking of becoming an alcoholic.

It would make my self hate a little more bearable.

If you have good taste, don't do it. You'll be broke forever buying the good stuff.

Wow.

It has come to my attention that my drinking is pretty out of control, right now,

and so, until further notice, i'll be abstaining.

i will NOT, however, be layin' off the herb anytime real soon...

Thank god!

Thank god!

The quitting drinking

or the keeping smoking?

The drinking