Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: communist twat on August 11, 2009, 11:24:39 AM
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Ok kids! write me a detailed essay with at least 3 paragraphs filling me in on what you've been up to for the last 10 years.
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Wait! Do you have a facebook? Cause a bunch of us do!
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Yea.. but there isn't anything on it really.
I mainly use myspace. :-[
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Summary of last 10 years:
Pissing a perfectly good life away on pointless jobs and too much formal education.
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uhh.. i'm trying to figure out what my facebook url is...
i'm a dumbtard
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I have a myspace but I never ever use it. In fact, I often forget it exists!
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Myspace suffered from giving its users too much creative freedom on their site, not realizing that 90% of all humanity are fucking retards who given any ounce of said creative freedom proceed to create a face raping visual abortion with flashing lights, loud music, and innumerable spelling and grammatical errors.
5 years ago I had a Myspace and a Facebook page.
4 years 11 months and 3 weeks ago I only had a Facebook page.
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I got Myspace, built a page and never use it. It's basically a place where I ignore old girlfriends and stalkers.
I built and lost a couple empires, now I play with sailboats and occasionally take a job using Mexicans as slave labor to build hotels. I get paid $10,000.00 per month and I pay them $4/hour.
It's a living.
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You could save yourself a lot of hassle and just get them to make fashionable purses, you pig-dog exploiter.
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Now I know who the man is.
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Man, you guys suck at essays.
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You could save yourself a lot of hassle and just get them to make fashionable purses, you pig-dog exploiter.
They aren't complaining and my mortgage is paid through the end of the month.
Anyway, who can afford expensive purses these days anyway? Commercial construction is guaranteed pay and the beaners love me.
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i have a Facebook acc't (folks keep adding me as a friend), but i don't have the VAGUEST idea how to use it...
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All my myspace people are starting to convert over to facebook.
facebook kind of scares me
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Last 10 years:
Travelled. Travelled some more. Travelled some more, got messed up in the USofA. Travelled some more, got messed up in the USofA some more. Travelling some more soon to the USofA to get messed up some more.
Oh, and posted here some.
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Myspace suffered from giving its users too much creative freedom on their site, not realizing that 90% of all humanity are fucking retards who given any ounce of said creative freedom proceed to create a face raping visual abortion with flashing lights, loud music, and innumerable spelling and grammatical errors.
Yep. The music thing is the clincher for me. I have no time for any webpage that plays music at me without me asking it to. FB is way, way better.
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Last 10 years: still living in Antigua, still working the same job (good thing), still loving life, still drinkin', smokin', straight North Coastin'.
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myspace suffered hugely from being purchased by News Corp.
Rupert wants to make money off something that he cant make money off.
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i don't have the VAGUEST idea how to use it...
Surprisingly, this doesn't shock me at all.
About me:
Moved to L.A., lived there for 5 years, was severely depressed the last 2 years that I lived there, moved to NJ, wasn't depressed anymore.
Sorry it wasn't three paragraphs.
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Myspace suffered from giving its users too much creative freedom on their site, not realizing that 90% of all humanity are fucking retards who given any ounce of said creative freedom proceed to create a face raping visual abortion with flashing lights, loud music, and innumerable spelling and grammatical errors.
Yep. The music thing is the clincher for me. I have no time for any webpage that plays music at me without me asking it to. FB is way, way better.
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Last 10 years: still living in Antigua, still working the same job (good thing), still loving life, still drinkin', smokin', straight North Coastin'.
You forgot you're now promised to a MIXED RACE WOMAN
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I moved from Austin to San Francisco, did the rockstar thing, came back to Austin, and now I am finishing my IT Accounting degree. Oh and splash of inappropriate behavior in between all of those things.
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Only a splash?
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(http://butchleman.com/v-web/gallery/albums/Butch-Leman/Whale_Splash.jpg)
...a whale sized splash...
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Uh....
Went to university to learn stuff, learned how to drink 4 liters of beer > went to America to snowboard and learned that it's OK to be stoned and drunk a lot at work in certain cases > went to Japan to teach Engrish and learned enough Japanese to... > move to Tokyo to work in a shitty desktop support role where I learned immediately that I hate desktop support > subsequently worked for the bank that everyone loves to hate the most and learned some very harsh life lessons at a very young age > quit > joined a company doing IT for Japanese banks > met a girl > married her > we both started companies on the side > hers is booming while mine is a pile of rubble. learned that just because a guy has an MBA from a top-5 school doesn't mean he knows how to do financial projections you fucking idiot > spend most of my spare time in bars or on a baseball diamond > planning a family > don't like my job, but it's cushy, however I want to quit and cycle around Japan
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Built businesses, did well, met a girl, spent 7.5 years in a hell-like state (not all, she's a great girl, we just sucked together), split up, grew businesses more, and doing pretty well, don't give fuck-all about anything; oh, and I fuck hot chicks quite a bit ....
Where's YOUR paragraph and explaination of why and how the years haven't been "kind" to you?
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I'm just assuming that since she's fat life hasn't been kind to her.
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We don't know she's "fat", we just know "time's not been kind to" her ...
There's a lot of ways this can go ...
But, updated pics (compared with old pics) would work to prove/disprove this ...
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(http://www.backtobasicstoys.com/images/6799.jpg)
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hahahaha
Clever ...
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I like how in the kit there is this tiny plastic bag filled with white powder. As if butterflies snort rails.... As if!
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Built businesses, did well, met a girl, spent 7.5 years in a hell-like state (not all, she's a great girl, we just sucked together), split up, grew businesses more, and doing pretty well, don't give fuck-all about anything; oh, and I fuck hot chicks quite a bit ....
you forgot the part where you get random phonecalls from people on this board asking for advice.
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As if!
Or if they left fingerprints?
Side note, I love butterflies.
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Where's YOUR paragraph and explaination of why and how the years haven't been "kind" to you?
Oh i posted a picture of Ann B. Davis under that sentence trying to pass her off as myself.. but it looks like the picture was removed?
Anyways.. i let my depression/ anxiety get the best of me now i'm classified as agoraphobic. I'm on medication for it that doesn't help so i spend most of my time sleeping or playing world of warcraft.
Warcraft makes up for the non - existent social life.
p.s i'm still with the boy i moved to Oregon with. :D
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Dur.. i'm not sure why i quoted myself?
anyways it's been deleted.
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Wow, still with the same boy, never leaves the house, get fat, and plays WoW all day/night ...
You must give the best fucking head EVAR!!!
Built businesses, did well, met a girl, spent 7.5 years in a hell-like state (not all, she's a great girl, we just sucked together), split up, grew businesses more, and doing pretty well, don't give fuck-all about anything; oh, and I fuck hot chicks quite a bit ....
you forgot the part where you get random phonecalls from people on this board asking for advice.
There's that too ...
I gave you best advice EVAR!Z!, and never forget it!
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i started college, got knocked up. left him. had baby, did ok by self. met a guy, moved in, had two more kids, tried to get some schooling in between.
im a fat chick who gives good head.
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im a fat chick who gives good head.
HEEEY! me too.
I'm fatter.
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Zoomie, paypal me 10 bucks and I'll put your reply here.
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commie you havent shit out hreee kids. im way fatter which means my head is better
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Zoomie, paypal me 10 bucks and I'll put your reply here.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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commie you havent shit out hreee kids. im way fatter which means my head is better
I'll be in the US later in the year, how about you both blow me and I'll judge for myself?
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commie you havent shit out hreee kids. im way fatter which means my head is better
I'll be in the US later in the year, how about you both blow me and I'll judge for myself?
:D
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Zoomie, paypal me 10 bucks and I'll put your reply here.
Dude, I can come up with my own line and use the tenner to buy cheap bourbon. So go fuck yourself.
Ladies! I'm feeling a little hungry. Wanna make a Zoomie sandwich?
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zoomie make it all bettah
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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah...
Two all beef girlies and special sauce...
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I bet they are both ripe, with that fat girl smell and everything.
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I certainly hope so!
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Zoomie, paypal me 10 bucks and I'll put your reply here.
Dude, I can come up with my own line and use the tenner to buy cheap bourbon. So go fuck yourself.
Ladies! I'm feeling a little hungry. Wanna make a Zoomie sandwich?
Location, location, location.
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Which one wears the strapon?
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Doesn't matter. It's not gay if a really cute girl bangs you in the ass, is it?
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There's that too ...
I gave you best advice EVAR!Z!, and never forget it!
Yup yup, thanks dood.
Welcome back, pink crayon/ jennitals!
Now we need to find WEBBTRAUMA and lobster girl.
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Cornflake Girl
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Which one wears the strapon?
Oh! me.
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attn: fatties
stop being fat. it's gross and unhealthy and not to mention zoomie pays little enough attention to me as it is.
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Oh bitch please... the convos we used to have on AIM where we were gonna run off together and live naked in Tahiti were nice but you were single (and probably only 16 at the time).
I ignore you because you're otherwise occupied. Also you finally grew into your ass.
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I bet they are both ripe, with that fat girl smell and everything.
fat girls smell different?
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Pay her no mind. Fat girls might be jealous of skinny girls but skinny girls are jealous of EVERYONE.
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...except fat girls.
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Oh, snap!
I ignore you because you're otherwise occupied. Also you finally grew into your ass.
Oh, snap!
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Pay her no mind. Fat girls might be jealous of skinny girls but skinny girls are jealous of EVERYONE.
...except fat girls.
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...except fat girls.
hahaha :)
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Graduated high school in 2002, left shitty town in No. Michigan, went to University of Michigan, partied hard for 2 years, still got good grades, met a girl in 2004 (long story for another thread in this forum), graduated with good grades in 2006 but no fucking clue what to do with myself after, spent about a year doing odd jobs, then spent 1.5 years working for various Detroit-area churches (never was or ever been particularly religious but I pretended like I was because it paid the bills) and tutoring math to kids, applied to the Navy to be an intelligence officer, got accepted, passed all the tests, got flagged for medical reasons which I got two private doctors to waive but military wouldn't accept, chalked it up to experience, even though I couldn't get in I've been a much stronger person since I went through that whole ordeal. Applied to Univ. of Maryland last summer as a backup plan to Navy, ended up working out. Also got accepted to NYU but didn't go because I had already started at Maryland, was pretty excited about that for a bit. Been going to school in Maryland since January, getting a masters in public policy, studying international security. Working since May for a IT services/defense contractor corporation, in 3-odd weeks will be going back to school, working part-time for the contractor, working part-time as a graduate assistant, and attending classes full time. I also tear up a bunch of WoW in my spare time (which is little and getting littler).
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you forgot about the time you jerked off on a tree
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And most important of all, your forgot about discovering Pink Steel!
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Well, you can't recall everything ....
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...except fat girls.
Really? then what makes you such a bitter bitch?
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Pay her no mind. Fat girls might be jealous of skinny girls but skinny girls are jealous of EVERYONE.
Yes they do smell. Like a combination of sweat armpits and sweaty vag.
*Source: being in a public place with fat girls.
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I had one try and put it on me last night ...
She cockblocked a hot chick, and, to be honest, I thought this fat chick was GAY until 32 seconds after I successfully hit on the hot chick ...
WTF?
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Last night I made my 16 year old Sasha wet dream come true. I made out to Morrissey with a guy who looked like Morrissey.
(http://www.tothepeople.com/uploaded_images/MORRISSEY-1-767998.jpg)
Sorry your night didn't turn out as hot.
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im sorry too.
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Last night I made my 16 year old Sasha wet dream come true. I made out to Morrissey with a guy who looked like Morrissey.
Was he carrying a flower?
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Thanks for your condolences ...
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Y'all quit hatin' on the big girls. And tell them to post their nudes in my thread.
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We have been ...
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Y'all quit hatin' on the big girls. And tell them to post their nudes in my thread.
I'll tell them......
(http://images.sodahead.com/images/polls/0/0/0/2/0/0/3/1/7/polls_FatFaeries_2740_851352_poll_xlarge.jpeg)
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take this!
<img src="http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=391248308&albumID=144699&imageID=679699 (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=391248308&albumID=144699&imageID=679699)"> way better than the old tit shot. and big girls do everything better because we have to.
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damnit. we do everything better except posting pics.
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you still gotta use BB code here, [img] and stuff.
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take this! way better than the old tit shot. and big girls do everything better because we have WANT to.
FIXED!