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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Zoomie on August 11, 2009, 09:28:47 PM

Title: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Zoomie on August 11, 2009, 09:28:47 PM
Just so we're all on the same page:

If you're not coming down Friday night, don't come down until after noon Saturday. The evil queen and her minion will be there. (Don't worry Geek, it's cool).

Bring your drinkin' stuff with a little extra for the house.

We'll split up the food when we get it all together. I'm thinking an Asian platter. A little Japanese (sushi roll), a little Korean (chap chae), a little Thai (Panang with Jasmine rice), a little Chinese (Chicken with cashews and string beans). I don't want to do kabobs again. You may disagree.

Suggestions?

Who needs camping gear? The pullout and the two sofas on the porch will be available.

Sailing will happen, one of the Mutineers will be in the water, both Snarks will be ready, the Hobie kayak with sail and maybe, if I can get a check this week, the Newport 17. As some of you know, the Manfrog is no more.

We have as long as you want on Sunday, Geek will have gay turkey bacon whereas I will have omelettes made of the previous night's leftovers (as usual). Espresso whenever you want it.

Be prepared to have a great time, as I will be burning the bridge with the cunt of the cottage after this weekend. No sweat, we can get together at Henlopen hereafter...

Title: Re: OK Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: The Geek on August 11, 2009, 09:53:08 PM
Well, Detroit and I have a concert to do till 8:30 PM in Selbyville MD. I dont imagine we'll get to the cottage until 11pmish. Should we wait until noon on Sat?

We'll need a tent. I think we are gonna wrestle with our air mattress or holly and brians (who cant join us, sadly!)

Title: Re: OK Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Zoomie on August 11, 2009, 09:54:42 PM
Bring the mattress, I'll have a a tent set up for you when you get there. We just can't be too loud Fri night.
Title: Re: OK Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: The Geek on August 11, 2009, 09:57:54 PM
So youre saying I need to quietly ride em cowboy?
Title: Re: OK Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Zoomie on August 11, 2009, 10:08:04 PM
No, I'm saying we can't pull a train on you until Saturday night.
Title: Re: OK Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 11, 2009, 10:57:12 PM
So if I come down Friday night, I should hide in my tent until noon on Saturday?  Or just not eat any poison apples?
Title: Re: OK Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Libertine on August 12, 2009, 12:24:03 AM
I don't have much in the way of sleeping gear (i.e. I have no tent, no sleeping bag, no nothing really), but I get paid on Friday so I can bring extra booze.  I'll crash wherever I don't give a shit.

Zoomie can you PM me the address so I can just mapquest it and print it out at work tomorrow.

I got the directions you send me already, but I have literally never been anywhere in the area southeast/south of DC and I don't know any of the roads at all so I'll probably get lost without highway prompts.
Title: Re: OK Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 12, 2009, 12:39:34 AM
I always get lost yet somehow get there.
Title: Re: OK Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: 13chemicals on August 12, 2009, 12:49:38 AM
While you guys do that I'm going to have my own fucking bbq in Austin.... naked.
Title: Re: OK Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Zoomie on August 12, 2009, 07:39:01 AM
Oh yeah? Well Geek promised to show us her head sized breasts!
Title: Re: OK Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: The Geek on August 12, 2009, 10:18:53 AM
Ill show you my feet old man, but not these babies. Sorry!

I need the address as well. It might be in my gps from last year, but I dont know
Title: Re: OK Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Libertine on August 12, 2009, 12:18:31 PM
While you guys do that I'm going to have my own fucking bbq in Austin.... naked.

Everything is better in Texas.
Title: Re: OK Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: communist twat on August 12, 2009, 12:49:33 PM
 :o
Title: Re: OK Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: communist twat on August 12, 2009, 03:23:56 PM
Man i want to come... but i'm social inept and you guys are on the east coast!

print out a picture of me and keep it near by so i can at least kind of somewhat be there.
Title: Re: OK Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: hip on August 12, 2009, 03:27:29 PM
there are plenty of parties here at the multitude of cape beaches every weekend... i guess what i'm saying is [sarcasm]thanks for inviting me to yours.[/sarcasm]

Title: Re: OK Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: The Geek on August 12, 2009, 03:35:37 PM
in all seriousness, everyone was invited! Maybe we didnt make it really clear?

As a cape note, I wont make it up there till sept, I think. Every weekend we are jammed in Aug!!!!
Title: Re: OK Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 12, 2009, 03:47:54 PM
Man i want to come... but i'm social inept and you guys are on the east coast!

print out a picture of me and keep it near by so i can at least kind of somewhat be there.

I'm also pretty socially inept, so the east coast thing is the only real excuse.
Title: Re: OK Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Zoomie on August 12, 2009, 08:45:31 PM
Nah, get a couple of Makers in you and you get real, er... uh... ept.

38425 Bayview Road
Colton's Point, MD 20626

Not worried about junk mail cuz they get no home delivery and they have no PO box.

Of course a serial killer could waltz in and kill us all.

Whatev.
Title: Re: OK Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: FAH-Q on August 12, 2009, 09:18:51 PM
So it's just going to be an OK party, and not a great one, yes?
Title: Re: OK Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Zoomie on August 12, 2009, 09:21:42 PM
I was there today. Four miles of Potomac, like a huge mirror, not so much as a ripple. Mid 80s. Clean sand. And occasional storms this weekend so there will be nice winds for sailing.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: FAH-Q on August 12, 2009, 09:30:49 PM
Gee thanks buddy for making me jealous and making my pun look even stupider than it was. Pffft.

Have fun, gente.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Zoomie on August 12, 2009, 09:31:06 PM
Oh, and I believe I have the phone numbers for three non-attendees who all live in one state. Drunk dialing begins at 11pm.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Zoomie on August 12, 2009, 09:33:31 PM
Gee thanks buddy for making me jealous and making my pun look even stupider than it was. Pffft.

Have fun, gente.

NO no, it was good.
Title: Re: OK Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: fyrenza on August 12, 2009, 09:58:51 PM
While you guys do that I'm going to have my own fucking bbq in Austin.... naked.

Oh, wow!  Can i come to THAT?  lol
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: fyrenza on August 12, 2009, 10:17:46 PM
Oh, and I believe I have the phone numbers for three non-attendees who all live in one state. Drunk dialing begins at 11pm.

Read That: 10pm cdt

i'm not real sure where i'll be, to tell you the truth.  If my mom wants me to, i'll be staying there, for however long she wants me.

And, of course, there's always the possibility of the hospital scenario...  lol   Nah, folks ~ it would truly be an accident if something like that did happen, and i'm a little more concerned about how hurt he'd be, the next day or so.  Yeppers.  It's like that.

When you really love someone, you have to love them even when it's INconvenient.  That's the hard part.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 12, 2009, 11:19:25 PM
So you're saying I should bring Maker's again?  OK!
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Zoomie on August 12, 2009, 11:20:10 PM
If you don't, I will.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: underclass on August 13, 2009, 02:09:25 AM
I would love to go. Take some vids and pics please
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: 13chemicals on August 13, 2009, 02:28:19 AM
The reason I drunk dialed that weekend is because I was up for 12 hours drinking.  I was the maid of honor at a wedding.  That will not be happening again!  Plus I changed my number.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Zoomie on August 13, 2009, 08:47:57 AM
We'll see. Quid pro quo, m'dear...
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Libertine on August 13, 2009, 09:19:54 PM
Any particulars on beverages?  I'll try to stop off at a store on my way down.  I'm gonna leave straight from work so I'm gonna be rolling counter-beltway to Branch.  If traffic is good maybe I'll make it there by 3am.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: The Geek on August 13, 2009, 09:28:02 PM
ok, you bunk in me and detroit's tent, youre in the middle, pretty young thing.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Zoomie on August 13, 2009, 09:49:22 PM
I'll have tents up for everyone. Mattress for Chad. Call me when you get to Waldorf or if you get lost. 443-790-3162.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 14, 2009, 09:15:01 AM
I'm not going to be able to make it down until Saturday.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Zoomie on August 14, 2009, 09:16:25 AM
That's fine, I don't recommend coming down until noonish Saturday. I don't like things being awkward there and that bitch is making it complicated.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: tulip on August 14, 2009, 10:08:11 AM
joe & sarah are coming saturday.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: The Geek on August 14, 2009, 10:18:18 AM
hmmm! Again, should me and detroit wait?
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Libertine on August 14, 2009, 10:20:11 AM
hmmm! Again, should me and detroit wait?

f that roll down tonight.

In all likelihood I will probably arrive somewhere around 9pm if my estimates are right.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: tulip on August 14, 2009, 10:26:47 AM
well, zoomie just went to pay our mortgage but he will be there tonight. if you want to wait till sat that is fine. if you come tonight, just be prepared for a quiet night.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: mosh on August 14, 2009, 10:30:36 AM
Did he take the good shotgun this time, or just the everyday shotgun?
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Libertine on August 14, 2009, 10:36:11 AM
So is everyone waiting until tomm. then or what?
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: The Geek on August 14, 2009, 10:53:26 AM
Tulip: I dont mind a quiet night. I just dont want to get Zoomie or Steeleye in any kind of shit by simply being there

Libertine: I need to talk it over with Detroit when he comes home at 12:30, but I think we'll have to end up coming down tonight since he's doing a brass band show in bumfuck maryland and we specifically didnt take the band bus so we could go to the cottage. I dont know, Ill text you later with the answer.

His family had a plantation in Queen Anne's county we'd like to check out - We're trying to figure when to go there. We could always go tomorrow morning, then to the cottage. Or we could hit it on the way home...
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Zoomie on August 14, 2009, 10:55:23 AM
I took the everyday one. The Paki at the 7-11 didn't deserve better. I reserve the good one for people I like.

Come down when you want, I'll be there after 2pm and will have tents set up. Steeleye and I are SOOOOOo over what that cunt wants or thinks. At least I don't share children with her... That I know of...

QA County is a long way from St Mary's.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Libertine on August 14, 2009, 11:01:45 AM
I don't mind a quiet night either.  Text me when you find out what's up.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: The Geek on August 14, 2009, 11:05:47 AM
Quote
QA County is a long way from St Mary's.

Well, we're gonna be in Selbyville, MD today for Detroits concert (ALL of you are welcome, but its SO far to get to.... but if youre interested PM away. No obligations) and we'll pass through Queen Anne's county tonite. We really want to see this plantation but you're right, its so far. Well, I'll talk with him when he gets home and Ill text what we are doing...

A quiet night would be great, though!
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Zoomie on August 14, 2009, 11:16:51 AM
I'm packin up, gotta make a stop in DC to pay the beaners, call or text if I can be of any help. Otherwise see you guys when you get there.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: tricky on August 14, 2009, 12:47:06 PM
Whatever you do, don't let Emp get drunk and buy a cd from a black man.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 14, 2009, 01:22:24 PM
Don't worry, I don't think they allow black people in southern Maryland.  The only protection I need is from the whiskey that insists on forcing its way down my throat.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Libertine on August 14, 2009, 02:16:36 PM
Alright, should be able to get down there tonight sometime b/w 8pm-10pm I think, no idea what traffic will be like in stretches.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 16, 2009, 03:21:38 PM
Sorry I didn't make it down.  I've been stuck at work all weekend getting a project ready to go out.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: The Geek on August 16, 2009, 04:48:40 PM
we were certain you fell asleep behind arbys... again
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Zoomie on August 16, 2009, 04:49:31 PM
That or a burst appendix were the only acceptable excuses. You missed a good party. Not a great party, as I distinctly remember going to bed. But a good party.

Hey Joe, next time put the kayaks and canoe and shit away you slappy bitch! Good luck in Deutschland.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 16, 2009, 05:02:03 PM
we were certain you fell asleep behind arbys... again

I'm going to have to do that alone, now.  Maybe at the one in Mt Airy, because I've got the bottle of bourbon I bought for the weekend sitting on my desk.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: The Geek on August 16, 2009, 10:03:58 PM
are you coming up to Mt airy
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: tricky on August 17, 2009, 12:26:17 AM
OMG I love Arbys. please take me there.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: taiko on August 17, 2009, 01:13:39 AM
Whatever you do, don't let Emp get drunk and buy a cd from a black man.

I never brought it up, but tricky didn't let me buy a CD from a black man either.  Just FYI.

Also:  how disappointing!  I didn't know I was supposed to be expecting a drunk, late night phone call.  Unless, of course, the influx of new folks has brought 3 other people that all live in the same state and weren't at the party!
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 17, 2009, 01:14:53 AM
I've been planning PA trips all summer but they've fallen through every time.  Maybe the fall will turn out better for me & doing things outside of Baltimore.

We can go to Arby's, Tricky.  I'll buy you a beef & cheddar.  I'll get 4 giant iced teas for me to drink after I wake up from drinking the bourbon in the parking lot.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: taiko on August 17, 2009, 01:18:31 AM
We can go to Arby's, Tricky.  I'll buy you a beef & cheddar.

Definitely a euphemism.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Zoomie on August 17, 2009, 01:21:45 AM
He meant hide his beef in her cheddar.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 17, 2009, 01:22:16 AM
We can go to Arby's, Tricky.  I'll buy you a beef & cheddar.

Definitely a euphemism.

I can't help myself when Arby's made it so easy.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: tricky on August 17, 2009, 07:50:51 AM
Whatever you do, don't let Emp get drunk and buy a cd from a black man.

I never brought it up, but tricky didn't let me buy a CD from a black man either.  Just FYI.

Also:  how disappointing!  I didn't know I was supposed to be expecting a drunk, late night phone call.  Unless, of course, the influx of new folks has brought 3 other people that all live in the same state and weren't at the party!

Liar.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: taiko on August 17, 2009, 08:57:22 AM
Okay, fine.  You tell me what happened when the black man came up to me while we were waiting to cross the street.  Didn't he offer to sell me a CD?  Didn't he tell me that he liked my sunglasses, and that he knew white people always had cash on them?  Didn't you punch him in the mouth and yell "Nigger!"?

Just the facts, ma'am.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: tricky on August 17, 2009, 09:32:23 AM
No, but you did say that I was your wife.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: taiko on August 17, 2009, 09:44:13 AM
well, if we'd done in Texas what we did in New York, you WOULD be...
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: tricky on August 17, 2009, 09:44:53 AM
I'll pretend that I didn't see that posted here.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: (_)_)===D on August 17, 2009, 10:11:51 AM
Ha ha! Tricky is a suhlaaaaat! Ew!

Hey Lucas, way to score! Hi 5!

(yes, this is just so tricky and sasha can complain about double standards).
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Libertine on August 17, 2009, 11:05:26 AM
Who is posting on eitje now?  Bizarre.

Party was fun this weekend.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: (_)_)===D on August 17, 2009, 12:16:30 PM
did zoomie make it all bettah for you?
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Zoomie on August 17, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
No but I made him give the extra frostycino to a recovering cokehead just before bedtime. She was all "No problem, I'll just take a handful of Sominex..."

Sounds like you're really enjoying your sobriety. Stupid hag.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Libertine on August 17, 2009, 04:26:17 PM
I would have let her blow me but her teeth wouldn't stop chattering.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Zoomie on August 17, 2009, 05:20:21 PM
I love a good scraping...
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: 13chemicals on August 18, 2009, 12:25:25 AM
What double standard?
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Zoomie on August 18, 2009, 12:32:45 AM
You know, guys who fuck a lot of girls are studs but girls who fuck a lot of guys are SLAAAAAHTS!!!
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: underclass on August 18, 2009, 01:29:30 AM
skank


hey, where are the pics from last weekend?!
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Zoomie on August 18, 2009, 01:32:45 AM
Eh. My camera never got out of tulip's bag, Chi and Geek took a lot of though.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: The Geek on August 18, 2009, 11:03:39 AM
I didnt even have a camera on me, that's Chitownoi
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: underclass on August 18, 2009, 09:28:26 PM
well there goes any chance of seeing pictures then.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: 13chemicals on August 19, 2009, 12:58:58 AM
I don't care to see pictures of beached whales and sad tents.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Zoomie on August 19, 2009, 12:59:45 AM
Good cuz they were happy tents.
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: mosh on August 19, 2009, 04:41:29 AM
Not Yurts advertising Fleshlight.com?
Title: Re: Raging Party at the Beach this weekend!!!
Post by: Zoomie on August 19, 2009, 09:47:11 AM
Still in contract negotiations.