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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Dixon Magina on March 06, 2009, 04:32:57 PM
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Now here's a couple of big girls I would love to bounce around! Any of you sick fucks like the fatties?
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2008/07/conhot16.jpg)
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I like em little and dominable.
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I go back and forth ...
Sometime I like spinners, sometimes I like a some meat ...
I draw the line at women where fucking them is like playing naked King Of The Mountain with yourself ...
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i'm a little smaller than the gal in black, and probably a bit shorter to boot. these ladies are also my preference. i like to cuddle and touch on something soft, not something that feels like it is gonna slice open my hand if i touch it or break in half if i squeeze too hard.
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The girl in black has a thin face. I think that's important.
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Big girls are awesome! (http://www.redtube.com/8033)
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He's not even... He's fucking an extension of her ass crack... I... wish I hadn't clicked that link...
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Mmmmmm yummy...
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^5
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No thank you.
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Big girls are awesome! (http://www.redtube.com/8033)
Holy Christ on a crutch! Why would you do that to us?
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I like em little and dominable.
I think you mean "submissive"?
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Big girls are awesome! (http://www.redtube.com/8033)
Holy Christ on a crutch! Why would you do that to us?
The real question is why wouldnt I?
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I just watched that and laughed.
Reminded me of my ex telling me how he once fucked a 500 lb woman with a hairy ass. Her name was Brook. zingggg!
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The girl in black has a thin face. I think that's important.
haha, well i'm screwed on that part, then. my face more closely resembles the chubbier gal, as does my hair.
they've both got pretty good racks. though, the right undergarment can make any girl's totties look great.
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That's true. "J"s tits are fairly huge, and when they're being supported they look fantastic.
Not the greatest when she let's 'em out. Big saggy tits. Sometimes I leave her bra on and just never take it off while we fuck.
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I draw the line at women where fucking them is like playing naked King Of The Mountain with yourself ...
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The girl in black has a thin face. I think that's important.
haha, well i'm screwed on that part, then. my face more closely resembles the chubbier gal, as does my hair.
No! You have a skinny face, too. Don't worry, you're prettier than the blonde lady.
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I'm sure I'd enjoy boning either one of those chicks, and psychopathetic too for that matter.
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Before I give my "final answer" as to who (in this thread) I'd do first; Sarah, you still do anal, right?
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Before I give my "final answer" as to who (in this thread) I'd do first; Sarah, you still do anal, right?
Yeah she has to grant access to her asshole now that fucking her pussy would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. Common courtesy.
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Anal or not, Sarah hands down. And tied. To a radiator. FDAU.
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Anal or not, Sarah hands down. And tied. To a radiator. FDAU.
True. It's more satisfying looking at such an adorable face when you're totally violating her.
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Nah. I only want to look into their eyes as they bleed out...
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Nah. I only want to look into their eyes as they bleed out...
+10 creepy points
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Neither of those women are fat. They are the pin up girls of the 50s.
Don't go around promoting that uber skinny shit the media throws at us by suggesting that normal women such as these are fat.
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Neither of those women are fat. They are the pin up girls of the 50s.
Don't go around promoting that uber skinny shit the media throws at us by suggesting that normal women such as these are fat.
Seconded. They are chubby hot. If you are hot in the face and don't have your fat distributed all fucked up, I have no issue. Unless you start getting into the morbidly obese area.
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Neither of those women are fat. They are the pin up girls of the 50s.
Don't go around promoting that uber skinny shit the media throws at us by suggesting that normal women such as these are fat.
Seconded. They are chubby hot. If you are hot in the face and don't have your fat distributed all fucked up, I have no issue. Unless you start getting into the morbidly obese area.
It's thoughts like those, that contribute to the obesity epidemic of America. Well, this too: http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/.
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Neither of those women are fat. They are the pin up girls of the 50s.
Don't go around promoting that uber skinny shit the media throws at us by suggesting that normal women such as these are fat.
Seconded. They are chubby hot. If you are hot in the face and don't have your fat distributed all fucked up, I have no issue. Unless you start getting into the morbidly obese area.
It's thoughts like those, that contribute to the obesity epidemic of America. Well, this too: http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/.
Fuck off you jewish banker bean pole. It's people like YOU that contribute to the shallowness of society.
EDIT: Whoops.....and you're a fucking pean pole too.
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Bean pole, man. Bean pole.
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Neither of those women are fat. They are the pin up girls of the 50s.
Don't go around promoting that uber skinny shit the media throws at us by suggesting that normal women such as these are fat.
I'm on record as having a preference for women who are not prey mantis thin. Curves are important. I wanna fuck a skelington, I'll raid the local high schools science department.
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Agreed. Model-thin is too thin. Girls at least gotta have some T&A.
Also, I dunno if chicks in the first pic really count as "big girls". Certainly not the one on the left, and as has been noted they both have quite pretty faces.
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Funny, everyones saying they have pretty faces, and they're hot, and all, but what would the comments be if they had faces like a sack full of arseholes?
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sack full of arseholes?
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Funny, everyones saying they have pretty faces, and they're hot, and all, but what would the comments be if they had faces like a sack full of arseholes?
What do you think the comments would be? Those are some fugly cunts, most likely.
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The point is, you freaks wouldnt be fawning all over how hot fat chicks are, you'd be like MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!!
Big girl with pretty face good, big girl with not so pretty face not good. It doesnt matter either way, THEY'RE STILL FATTIES. So why the difference in attitude?
And you'd still fuck 'em anyway, if you had half a chance.
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The point is, you freaks wouldnt be fawning all over how hot fat chicks are, you'd be like MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!!
Big girl with pretty face good, big girl with not so pretty face not good. It doesnt matter either way, THEY'RE STILL FATTIES. So why the difference in attitude?
And you'd still fuck 'em anyway, if you had half a chance.
Ok we are talking about attraction. A big girl's body doesn't have to be unattractive. And ugly girls face is fucking unattractive, that's why they are called ugly. Now if you were to say it was a pretty faced girl with and ugly body than yeah, that would be the equivalent. Like I said before
If you are hot in the face and don't have your fat distributed all fucked up, I have no issue.
And the big difference is that when you're with a girl you're most likely looking her in the face. So you look at that ugly face when you talk, you're kissing that ugly face, losing your hardon when that ugly face is giving you come hither stares as you fuck, etc. So yeah, I'd fuck an ugly chick with a nice body of I didn't have to talk to her and only fucked her doggystyle.
And also, I personally think it's hot sometimes to fuck a big girl, but it's never hot to fuck an ugly girl.
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I don't mind big girls... but I'm waaaay more attractive to thin curvy babes.
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Usually I am attractd to thin but muscular types, but personailty can make a heavy guy quite attractive.
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wow. you guys aren't going to be winning any romance awards any time soon.
and it's highly unlikely i'd wink my brown eye at any of you, so there.
and as for the hotdog down a hallway remark.. what a load of crap. =P kegel exercises done regularly can cinch things up pretty quick.
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Big girl with pretty face good, big girl with not so pretty face not good.
This is how it REALLY goes, Mosherfucker.
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The girl on the left isn't what I'd call big, but she's thick.
The girl on the right is a big one. I bet that corset is under a lot of strain.
Still, I'm not saying I wouldn't hit it.
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How come this Dixon guy has -7 cool points already with two posts!
How many fatties we got posting here any way?
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Big girl with pretty face good, big girl with not so pretty face not good.
This is how it REALLY goes, Mosherfucker.
That's not the point I was getting at. It's like yeah theyre big and all, but theyre hot coz they dont have faces like a smashed arsehole. It was the gushing hypocrisy I was having a dig at.
I'd fuck neither of them. Not coz I wouldnt want to, but because my other half would cut my balls off.
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If she wan't in the pic though .... ???
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My ass is the kind that slaps you back - and I wouldn't trade it for anything!
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The one in black is zaftig. She also looks like the kind of woman who seemingly has not a single pore on her skin, anywhere, nor ever has any speck of dirt, filth, or unpleasantness anywhere on or in her body. Which of course means one could have just the dirtiest sex imaginable with her completely care-free and without reservation.
The other girl is kind of cute, but definitely fat.
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Who's the dude passed out in back with his bag of loot?
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Who's the dude passed out in back with his bag of loot?
i dunno but he kinda has that Jason Biggs "oh, shit, i just came all over myself" look to him, doesn't he?
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Looks like an American Idol or America's Got Talent audition clip ...
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Big Girls...
...don't cry!
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Big Girls...
...don't cry!
.....they get even.
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Yeah, by being big and getting on top ...
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Mate, that's the ONLY way to have a big girl.
The erotic asphyxiation thing rocks.
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Mate, that's the ONLY way to have a big girl.
The erotic asphyxiation thing rocks.
Hahaha. Twice "J" has done the suffocation thing on me while she's on top. I'm not so sure I like it. I definitely wouldn't ask her to do it again.
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Explain ...
Does she chock you, herself, or do you really become "bagman" with a Hefty?
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Yeah, by being big and getting on top ...
Haha
What a horrible reference I made (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101444/)
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I skimmed the credits for the cast and thought "what's Jerry Lewis" doing in a film like this ....
... I'm still laughing at myself
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Hah, I totally had a crush on Jenny Lewis when she was in The Wizard.
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She's attractive; I can see it ...
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(http://f.imagehost.org/0856/sh_lewis.jpg)
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win
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Jenny Lewis does not belong in this thread. Either force feed her or get her the fuck out.
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Stop fucking up my fatty thread!
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Personally, I draw the line when the girl has a butt in the front and the back.
I like keep it easy so you can still remember what the rule is when you're shit face drunk.
Also, I find a good time to end the party is when you realize that you've been letting a random behometh yammer on at you for 15 minutes and discover your inner monologue saying, "Man, this is probably the least attractive human being ev4r! I bet I could totally get a blow job off this bitch".
Yeah, time to end the night.
Alone.
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Out of interest, how often do you end the night alone at that point?
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100% so far.
I'm lucky in the way that when mind starts trying to convince itself to do something because it'll make a great story it also realizes that I will be the butt of the joke in said story.
Well, most of the time. But when it comes to geting sexual favors from repulsive things I've been great at avoiding the story.
Wait, except for that one time, but I struck out that night which I think makes the story even better? I know it's a personal favorite of Mellos, and one of mine too.
So I guess it's really like 97%.
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Also, I find a good time to end the party is when you realize that you've been letting a random behometh yammer on at you for 15 minutes and discover your inner monologue saying, "Man, this is probably the least attractive human being ev4r! I bet I could totally get a blow job off this bitch".
Yeah, time to end the night.
Alone.
Aww hell no, that's when the party's just getting started. Party is over when you wake up wearing the ropy coils of her intestines as adornments. That's when a trusted friend with a backhoe is a good thing to have.
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aahhhhh, the fugly stick rule
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That is my VERY FAVORITE krsna story, well, that and the one about you nearly going home with the tranny
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That is my VERY FAVORITE krsna story, well, that and the one about you nearly going home with the tranny
My stories are good enough without embellishment. No need to stretch out "holy shit, this this thing's a dude!" and beating feet into "nearly going home with a tranny". That's like turning the story about how you climbed into my lap and straddled me as I drove around your neighborhood to demonstrate that it's possible to have sex while driving into "that time Mello fucked me while I drove my car".
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Krsna. You were in the cab with this woman when you finally realized what happened - so you jumped out of the moving vehicle... that's at least how I remember it.
And yeah, you can fuck in a moving car and who's to say we didn't fuck that night - and put a cucumber in your ass?
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You are such a shit head!
I was talking to a tranny and was shocked to find myself thinking, "Holy crap! I think this is a tranny!".
Then I was all like, "No way her friend can be a tranny." And I talked to her.
Then I was like, "Holy crap! I think this one is a tranny too".
Now, I wasn't 100% certain that either of them were trannies on their own, but the suspicion that either one of them seperately were trannies definitely meant that both of them together were. Are you following me, camera guy?
At that point I didn't want to look like some bumpkin who just figured out they were trannies and was all like, "Yo, I gotta go catch up with my friends (I was there by myself)" and wished them a good night.
At about 4 AM they were kicking everybody out of the club, and when I walked outsied the two transformers were getting into a cab and one of them saw me and yelled, "Hey, aren't you taking us home?!?".
And I was all like, "Uh, no."
But I like the narrow escape in your version. Maybe I'll change mine to that.
And we all know if you fucked me that night you would have used your freakishly large clitoris to ram your menstrual clots into my rectum and not a cucumber.
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Is it really that freaky if every single part of her is a smoking hot woman except the crotchal area? Everyone has been telling me it's not gay whenever I pick up a tranny. ???
Are you following me, camera guy?
You'll love my nuts.
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Vince rules, and fucking a tranny is gay.
Man, if you were me that night you would have had the night of your life.
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krapsna, are you some kind of homo or something? why were you talking to trannies?
drugmoth, you are definitely gay aren't you.
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It's why I call him "FuckedMouth" ...
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krapsna, are you some kind of homo or something? why were you talking to trannies?
drugmoth, you are definitely gay aren't you.
No.
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krapsna, are you some kind of homo or something? why were you talking to trannies?
drugmoth, you are definitely gay aren't you.
How have you been, Miss Viscous??
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No shit?
Oraegan maneyo you unsociable bitch.
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No shit?
I'm just guessing, actually. No idea.
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Who is Miss Viscous? Not ringing a bell.
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Who is Miss Viscous? Not ringing a bell.
It's probably not Kid Viscous. I was just guessing.
She was a pretty asian girl (real this time) from Cali.
I just sent a text to her LKG #; hopefully she's still there!
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Ah I remember her vaguely.
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See? You made me pull out the stops on my mad Korean skillz for no reason...
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If KV, then hey! What's shaking?
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Man, I really like that show, The Biggest Loser!
It's one of my few guilty TV pleasures.
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I have KV on MySpace and I sent her a pm about this place so that's probably it. Hows things?
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KV doesnt belong in this thread either... she is so not fat.
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Psh. Yeah. If I remember right she's pretty small actually.
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Someone post more pics of big sexy girls or I'm gonna bust a virtual cap in your asses.
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(http://img316.imageshack.us/img316/9627/biggirls3ej.jpg)
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Shit, I'd be a part of that sandwich!
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I'd buy that for a dollar!
Keep em coming!
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(http://www.funny-potato.com/images/women/tallest-woman/tall-woman.jpg)
Tricky gets a talking down too.
(http://www.funny-potato.com/images/women/tallest-woman/tall-women.jpg)
Are these "big" girls?
(http://www.onemorebite-weightloss.com/images/annanicolesmith.jpg)
(http://www.onemorebite-weightloss.com/images/body3.jpg)
(http://www.onemorebite-weightloss.com/images/body2.jpg)
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Obvious shop jobs.
Women are soft.
I speak from experience.
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Those are definitely not girls.
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I wonder if that much juice makes their clits swell or shrink?
I bet their sphincter muscles are so developed that their buttholes don't pucker...
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I bet their clits are bigger than the micro-penis on that guy i fooled around.
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I wonder if creatures like that spend more time looking for dudes to arm-wrestle or chicks to bone.
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Wait, forget this fat shit for a second ....
Is the "KVDA" still on then?
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(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/84226-1/Thick_build.gif)
Oh yeah!
This next one just isn't fair... The titties never fully pop out :'(
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/84027-1/Bouncing_cleavage.gif)
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1658227a68 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1658227a68)
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You know, I'm ok with those last two posted ...