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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: fyrenza on August 16, 2009, 02:32:07 AM

Title: Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...
Post by: fyrenza on August 16, 2009, 02:32:07 AM
for the price/quality/quantity?

i love grilled cheese sandwiches!

You?
Title: Re: Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...
Post by: Thrash on August 16, 2009, 02:55:49 AM
As long as we're not talking about Dr. Ruth's cunt; sure ...
Title: Re: Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...
Post by: mosh on August 16, 2009, 06:00:27 AM
Dude, I know youve eaten that...
Title: Re: Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...
Post by: fyrenza on August 16, 2009, 01:56:31 PM
As long as we're not talking about Dr. Ruth's cunt; sure ...

G-r-i-l-l-e-d C-h-e-e-s-e sandwiches

NOT Tuna-In-OIL tacos...
Title: Re: Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...
Post by: FAH-Q on August 16, 2009, 03:57:18 PM
Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...

Yes. Grilled cheese and tomato and ham sandwich.
Title: Re: Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...
Post by: Thrash on August 16, 2009, 06:00:31 PM
Mmmmm, patty melt ...
Title: Re: Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...
Post by: Zoomie on August 16, 2009, 08:20:41 PM
As long as we're not talking about Dr. Ruth's cunt; sure ...

G-r-i-l-l-e-d C-h-e-e-s-e sandwiches

NOT Tuna-In-OIL tacos...


With a side of dust...
Title: Re: Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 17, 2009, 01:43:58 AM
I used to go to a somewhat shady diner on Route 1 to get grilled cheese sandwiches, watch the waitress buy/smoke meth in the parking lot, and listen in to the other customers talk about fucking hookers in the attached motel. 

It's a shame it closed.
Title: Re: Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...
Post by: Zoomie on August 17, 2009, 01:46:34 AM
Beltway or Valencia?
Title: Re: Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 17, 2009, 01:50:16 AM
Beltway.  It's like 5 minutes from my office.

Title: Re: Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...
Post by: Zoomie on August 17, 2009, 01:52:31 AM
Yeah what a seedy joint that is...
Title: Re: Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 17, 2009, 11:42:48 PM
The grilled cheese was always good. 

I've had my eye on a few places in Brooklyn, now that I drive down route 2 to go to Planet Fitness down there in Glenn Burnie. 
Title: Re: Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...
Post by: (_)_)===D on August 17, 2009, 11:56:45 PM
Don't be a Lunk...
Title: Re: Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...
Post by: Libertine on August 18, 2009, 12:03:42 AM
To answer the OP:

Fillin' a bag up with Vaseline, sliding it between two mattresses, and fucking it.
Title: Re: Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...
Post by: 13chemicals on August 18, 2009, 12:21:59 AM
That sounds like too much trouble.  I would just use my hand.
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Title: Re: Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...
Post by: Wozzeck on August 18, 2009, 12:50:06 AM
I was going to say "an orgasm that leaves scars".
Title: Re: Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...
Post by: fyrenza on August 18, 2009, 12:58:34 AM
To answer the OP:

Fillin' a bag up with Vaseline, sliding it between two mattresses, and fucking it.

For the Cost : Enjoyment ratio,

nah.

Especially since i'm a female, and that just wouldn't do anything for me, you know?
Title: Re: Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 18, 2009, 11:18:10 AM
Don't be a Lunk...

For $10/month, I can avoid grunting until I build a power rack in my basement & get an elliptical machine. 

The night employees really don't give a shit about much of anything, anyway.


Title: Re: Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...
Post by: FAH-Q on August 18, 2009, 04:16:40 PM
I just googled lunk and planet fitness and read about their "Judgement Free Zone" and their "lunk alarm". WTF? How do those two things co-exist?
Title: Re: Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 18, 2009, 04:42:04 PM
Really, it's just a Curves (women's only gym) except open to everyone. 

Judgement free really just means non-intimidating.  All the equipment is purple & a little gay looking, weights are rubber coated so you don't hear clanging, they have tootsie rolls at the door, they don't have super-intense classes going on, etc.

I've read that some of them even have pizza parties every month.
Title: Re: Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...
Post by: Zoomie on August 18, 2009, 05:36:59 PM
So it's a gym designed for people who need to choose to exercise at their own pace. Or to keep fat people fat.

Nice.
Title: Re: Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 18, 2009, 06:02:27 PM
I think it's probably a pretty good scam, really.

What's the statistic about the number of people who join a gym and don't go?

At $10 a month and no contractual obligation to give them a specific date to go cancel the membership, I bet people just stay members forever.
Title: Re: Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...
Post by: FAH-Q on August 18, 2009, 06:10:19 PM
Yeah, that makes sense.
Title: Re: Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...
Post by: underclass on August 18, 2009, 07:31:18 PM
I prefer my gyms packed with body-builders who make me feel inferior as a man
Title: Re: Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...
Post by: Wozzeck on August 19, 2009, 01:21:01 AM
Somehow a bunch of fools with shaved chests and shriveled testicles to not make me feel like less of a man.
Title: Re: Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...
Post by: Zoomie on August 19, 2009, 01:23:48 AM
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Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...

Road head.
Title: Re: Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...
Post by: 13chemicals on August 19, 2009, 01:27:14 AM
I like going to spinning classes and sometimes yoga classes.  But the keyword here is sometimes, and sometimes is what is keeping me weak and frail looking.  At least I'm skinny though, I give all my thanks to depression for that!
Title: Re: Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...
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