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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: underclass on August 17, 2009, 08:52:44 AM

Title: gulp
Post by: underclass on August 17, 2009, 08:52:44 AM: Nanako and I are trying to have a kid

I know you're all supportive of this!
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Post by: Zoomie on August 17, 2009, 08:55:28 AM: It's about time. Now I know how much to charge you for sailing lessons.
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Post by: taiko on August 17, 2009, 09:04:07 AM: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_can_you_use_to_cause_a_miscarriage (http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_can_you_use_to_cause_a_miscarriage)
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Post by: Zoomie on August 17, 2009, 09:05:44 AM: Dude that's just wrong. Give Luke back his password.
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Post by: FAH-Q on August 17, 2009, 09:57:59 AM: Felicitats, Nick!!!
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Post by: Zoomie on August 17, 2009, 01:50:20 PM: Anyway, if someone is gulping, you stand little chance of fertilizing anything but her tonsils.
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Post by: Wozzeck on August 17, 2009, 02:31:38 PM: Gulp? You've got the wrong attitude, son.

When your little filly is rocking a baby bump that you can point to and say, My cock did that., you will have reached a new level of manhood.

The next time someone gives you sass, you will be able to stand on their toes, look them in the eyes, and say, I am a MAN and a FATHER you punk-ass untermensch. I am POTENT and my seed has been FRUITFUL, and when you are DYING ALONE my sons shall be speaking PROUDLY of the man who FUCKED their MOTHER so well that she decided the world needed more MEN like HIM!

Or, you could have a half-asian, red-headed daughter and basically be in for a world of hurt.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on August 17, 2009, 02:41:17 PM: Start popping them out.
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Post by: Nitya on August 17, 2009, 02:54:52 PM: Good luck!
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Post by: The Geek on August 17, 2009, 07:52:12 PM: Quote
Start popping them out.
yeah, before krsna impregnates her.

Good luck, man!
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Post by: Libertine on August 17, 2009, 09:21:50 PM: Quote from: Wozzeck on August 17, 2009, 02:31:38 PM
Or, you could have a half-asian, red-headed daughter and basically be in for a world of hurt.

Can we call them Jingers or Gingernese?
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Post by: fyrenza on August 17, 2009, 09:48:11 PM: Or NiGers ~ nisei + ginger
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Post by: 13chemicals on August 18, 2009, 12:34:41 AM: How dare you ruin my Japan trip with a pregnancy you selfish bastard!
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Post by: tricky on August 18, 2009, 01:02:53 AM: What Sasha said.
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Post by: underclass on August 18, 2009, 01:18:08 AM: plenty to go around. ya'll be presenting doctors certificates first tho, filthy cumbuckets
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Post by: 13chemicals on August 18, 2009, 01:28:00 AM: Hope that it's not a boy, because he'll be short all around and then he won't have any game.... well maybe in Japan but not here. If it's a girl she'll be super hot, I know this because Weezer wrote a song about it.
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Post by: Thrash on August 18, 2009, 06:26:03 PM: Wait, you aren't using empscum to accomplish this feat"?
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Post by: bagman on August 18, 2009, 08:07:24 PM: Cool, good luck man!

I hope he/she isn't a midget! Damn those recessive genes...
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Post by: 13chemicals on August 19, 2009, 01:55:11 AM: Tell 'um about it Kyle.