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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: tricky on August 18, 2009, 01:05:19 AM

Title: Ever put or had anything put into your urethra?
Post by: tricky on August 18, 2009, 01:05:19 AM: Well? Have you?

(And yes, this was inspired by that picture of the butter knife in a cock.)
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Post by: underclass on August 18, 2009, 01:18:34 AM: * turns off pictures
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Post by: 13chemicals on August 18, 2009, 01:30:14 AM: I've put things into my vagina but never into my urethra.
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Post by: Zoomie on August 18, 2009, 01:37:24 AM: A midget girl fisted my urethra. To the elbow. True story.
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Post by: fyrenza on August 18, 2009, 01:51:21 AM: i've put something ~ a catheter ~ into other folks urethra's, and had them put into mine, but i've never cath'ed myself.
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Post by: hip on August 18, 2009, 09:51:25 AM: ^ gah-ross

i'm sure most of the guys here are too vanilla to do anything like that, trix. and in this case, i see nothing wrong with vanilla.
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Post by: tricky on August 18, 2009, 11:09:22 AM: Ah, true. Maybe I should start a thread called, "ever had sex in the missionary position?"

edit: girls can also do urethral insertion/ fucking. i'd never do it b/c that sounds extremely painful and i'm prone to UTIs.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on August 18, 2009, 11:11:28 AM: I had a woman try to put her tongue in my urethra.
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Post by: The Geek on August 18, 2009, 12:03:06 PM: I had my bladder scoped - twice. This thing goes backward into your pee pipe.
So painful! Then they put water into your bladder (cold) and you pee it out (cold) Strange, and then you burn when you pee for three days.

HATE.
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Post by: Zoomie on August 18, 2009, 12:06:06 PM: Quote from: krapsna on August 18, 2009, 11:11:28 AM
I had a woman try to put her tongue in my urethra.

I've had that done to me. It was quite unsexy.
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Post by: The Geek on August 18, 2009, 12:25:13 PM: I like to make the hole look like it's talking to me!
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Post by: Zoomie on August 18, 2009, 01:43:16 PM: What does it say? I want to inspect your uvula?
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Post by: Thrash on August 18, 2009, 06:30:31 PM: (http://www.amazingty.com/preview/thumbs/peehole6.jpg)

http://amazingty.com (http://amazingty.com)
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Post by: bagman on August 18, 2009, 08:02:52 PM: Liquid soap.

Shockingly, it stings a little.
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Post by: tricky on August 19, 2009, 12:44:04 AM: I've stuck the tip of my tongue in a penis peehole. Would do again.
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Post by: 13chemicals on August 19, 2009, 01:51:39 AM: I've done all of these things, thrice.
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Post by: Thrash on August 19, 2009, 04:14:13 PM: Thank you.
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Post by: Daddy on August 22, 2009, 07:45:13 AM: Quote from: The Geek on August 18, 2009, 12:03:06 PM
I had my bladder scoped - twice. This thing goes backward into your pee pipe.
So painful! Then they put water into your bladder (cold) and you pee it out (cold) Strange, and then you burn when you pee for three days.

HATE.

Had that done myself. You think they would be gentle taking that thing out, camera and all... Nope. They just grab a hold of my cock and winch that thing right out. Air pockets in your cock, hurt like hell. But it does keep the cock engorged for a day or so.
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Post by: bagman on August 22, 2009, 01:55:18 PM: I just had the most painful experience this morning. I masturbated last night, and I guess some of the semen dried in my urethra and stuck it together, so when I got up and went to piss I could feel the piss filling up my dick but nothing was coming out. It happened so quickly I couldn't stop the flow and OH MY GOD it fucking still stings. After a couple of seconds the pressure blew open my urethra, and I had to clean urine off my floor and toilet because it sprayed out.

WTF. Great day.
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Post by: Daddy on August 22, 2009, 02:40:32 PM: Quote from: bagman on August 22, 2009, 01:55:18 PM
I just had the most painful experience this morning. I masturbated last night, and I guess some of the semen dried in my urethra and stuck it together, so when I got up and went to piss I could feel the piss filling up my dick but nothing was coming out. It happened so quickly I couldn't stop the flow and OH MY GOD it fucking still stings. After a couple of seconds the pressure blew open my urethra, and I had to clean urine off my floor and toilet because it sprayed out.

WTF. Great day.

Those days are fun. Almost as much as the poop noodle.
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Post by: Zoomie on August 22, 2009, 02:49:53 PM: And another 5 yards for oversharing.
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Post by: hip on August 22, 2009, 03:04:49 PM: as much as i dislike any sort of bathroom talk, the term 'poop noodle' has piqued my interest somewhat... i'm sure i'll regret mentioning this fact.
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Post by: bagman on August 22, 2009, 03:28:28 PM: According to Urban Dictionary it's when you pee out a feces noodle, after having done somebody in the ass the previous night and getting poop up your peehole.
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Post by: hip on August 22, 2009, 03:31:48 PM: ugh so gross.
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Post by: Daddy on August 22, 2009, 03:44:52 PM: Hey, shit happens.
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Post by: Thrash on August 22, 2009, 05:46:08 PM: I knew that by another name, I just can't remember what it is ....
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Post by: tricky on August 23, 2009, 06:35:17 PM: Quote from: bagman on August 22, 2009, 03:28:28 PM
According to Urban Dictionary it's when you pee out a feces noodle, after having done somebody in the ass the previous night and getting poop up your peehole.

This is yet another reason to use condoms. barf
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Post by: Daddy on August 26, 2009, 10:26:51 PM: Quote from: tricky on August 23, 2009, 06:35:17 PM
Quote from: bagman on August 22, 2009, 03:28:28 PM
According to Urban Dictionary it's when you pee out a feces noodle, after having done somebody in the ass the previous night and getting poop up your peehole.

This is yet another reason to use condoms. barf

And ruin the sentimental moment of moving the penis from the vagina to the ass?

What about the romance involved?