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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: mosh on August 21, 2009, 09:47:05 AM

Title: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: mosh on August 21, 2009, 09:47:05 AM: http://www.theage.com.au/world/betty-or-veronica-archie-chooses-20090820-es14.html (http://www.theage.com.au/world/betty-or-veronica-archie-chooses-20090820-es14.html)

I'd have held out and made them go 3way.
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: Zoomie on August 21, 2009, 09:51:05 AM: Veronica. Her daddy got money. Besides, blondes are common.
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Post by: tricky on August 21, 2009, 09:54:30 AM: I'd go with Veronica too. But you just know that Betty is a dirty, dirty girl.
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: Zoomie on August 21, 2009, 09:56:51 AM: Yeah you know she rocks the bareback ATM without a pre-coital enema.
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: taiko on August 21, 2009, 10:10:11 AM: 'Betty is it. Not Veronica. This is serious.
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: mosh on August 21, 2009, 10:18:27 AM: Archie and Jughead are lovers... Archie is just using Veronica as his beard. Cant blame him, she's a bitch.
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Post by: tricky on August 21, 2009, 10:19:35 AM: Actually, I'd go with Betty but tell her to cut and dye her hair.
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: Nitya on August 21, 2009, 04:07:04 PM: I'd choose Betty.
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: daisymae on August 21, 2009, 08:35:20 PM: So I guess Archie is supposed to end up miserable and divorced, and Betty will be there to pickup the pieces.

He should have picked Betty because she actually loves him, Veronica just wants him so Betty can't have him.
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: Wozzeck on August 21, 2009, 08:54:31 PM: For children, Betty. For pleasure, Veronica... and Betty. And lots of warm oil and the whole room covered in plastic.
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: Drugmoth on August 21, 2009, 11:27:16 PM: Quote from: Wozzeck on August 21, 2009, 08:54:31 PM
For children, Betty. For pleasure, Veronica... and Betty. And lots of warm oil and the whole room covered in plastic.
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: bagman on August 22, 2009, 12:30:15 AM: I'd choose real-life.
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: mosh on August 22, 2009, 02:00:05 AM: No you wouldnt.

Real life means getting boils around your dick.
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: FAH-Q on August 22, 2009, 03:01:53 AM: Quote from: bagman on August 22, 2009, 12:30:15 AM
I'd choose real-life.
/me hears Iggy Pop's Lust For Life, for some reason
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: Drugmoth on August 22, 2009, 05:57:59 AM: It's nice to have the old cannon fodder back.
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: Daddy on August 22, 2009, 07:32:17 AM: Veronica.. Freaky rich bitch works for me. Betty just seems like missionary only. I'll pass.
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: daisymae on August 22, 2009, 10:05:09 AM: Quote from: bagman on August 22, 2009, 12:30:15 AM
I'd choose real-life.

Archie comics are srs bsns
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: taiko on August 22, 2009, 10:11:54 AM: Quote from: Daddy on August 22, 2009, 07:32:17 AM
Veronica.. Freaky rich bitch works for me. Betty just seems like missionary only. I'll pass.

I bet Veronica would be snobby and not want her hair to get messed up. Betty just screams "willing to do anything to please her man."
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: Zoomie on August 22, 2009, 10:21:08 AM: Which makes it all the more important that Veronica be violated.
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: taiko on August 22, 2009, 10:21:53 AM: Quote from: Mosh on August 21, 2009, 10:18:27 AM
Archie and Jughead are lovers... Archie is just using Veronica as his beard. Cant blame him, she's a bitch.

I dunno, take a look at jughead's expression here...

(http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2009/07/28/archie-veronica_498ej_25017.jpg)
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: taiko on August 22, 2009, 10:23:34 AM: (http://blog.wfmu.org/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/23/take_off_your_clothes.jpg)
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: taiko on August 22, 2009, 10:27:39 AM: Quote from: Zoomie on August 22, 2009, 10:21:08 AM
Which makes it all the more important that Veronica be violated.

(http://dev.null.org/scrapbook/2008/0315_archie.jpg)
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: daisymae on August 22, 2009, 10:51:14 AM: I wonder if he'll still date Betty after the wedding.

I always found it weird that he dated both of them.
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: (_)_)===D on August 22, 2009, 10:56:20 AM: P

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Post by: hip on August 22, 2009, 11:05:10 AM: veronica, because she's a brunette.
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: FAH-Q on August 22, 2009, 11:52:42 AM: Quote from: eitje on August 22, 2009, 10:27:39 AM
(http://dev.null.org/scrapbook/2008/0315_archie.jpg)

Hahaha!

I said, "pretend you've got no money"
she just laughed and said, "oh you're so funny!"
I said, "yeah? I can't see anyone else smiling..."
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: Daddy on August 22, 2009, 02:42:34 PM: Quote from: eitje on August 22, 2009, 10:27:39 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on August 22, 2009, 10:21:08 AM
Which makes it all the more important that Veronica be violated.

(http://dev.null.org/scrapbook/2008/0315_archie.jpg)

Fuckin' score!
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: Thrash on August 22, 2009, 05:43:40 PM: Wow, with all the compelling arguments, I actually can't decide ...
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: Zoomie on August 22, 2009, 06:07:18 PM: Betty's from Jersey, dude.
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: Thrash on August 22, 2009, 07:00:19 PM: Oh ...
In that case ...

NO!!!
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: fyrenza on August 23, 2009, 02:19:32 AM: Both. i think Archie turned into a Mormon, just so he could have more than one wife, and is living, quite comfortably, in Salt Lake City, Utah, right next door to Donnie Osmond, with both Betty AND Veronica.

The End.
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: mosh on August 23, 2009, 02:58:13 AM: Quote from: Daddy on August 22, 2009, 07:32:17 AM
Veronica.. Freaky rich bitch works for me. Betty just seems like missionary only. I'll pass.

Yeah but how surprised would Betty be, on her back and all, if Archie rammed it up her poop chute? Missionary can be fun for a sneak attack like that.
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: tricky on August 23, 2009, 05:46:31 PM: Quote from: Daddy on August 22, 2009, 07:32:17 AM
Betty just seems like missionary only.
doubtful. the cute innocent ones are always the freaks.
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: taiko on August 23, 2009, 08:06:21 PM: Quote from: tricky on August 23, 2009, 05:46:31 PM
Quote from: Daddy on August 22, 2009, 07:32:17 AM
Betty just seems like missionary only.
doubtful. the cute innocent ones are always the freaks.

:-X
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: daisymae on August 23, 2009, 09:04:25 PM: Quote from: Mosh on August 23, 2009, 02:58:13 AM

Yeah but how surprised would Betty be, on her back and all, if Archie rammed it up her poop chute? Missionary can be fun for a sneak attack like that.

(http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10062/surprise-buttsex-giraffe.jpg)
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: Zoomie on August 23, 2009, 09:10:56 PM: Oooh. Makin' Girasses!
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: daisymae on August 23, 2009, 09:33:43 PM: Or ginger donkeys :D haha
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: FAH-Q on August 23, 2009, 11:55:38 PM: Quote from: daisymae on August 23, 2009, 09:04:25 PM
Quote from: Mosh on August 23, 2009, 02:58:13 AM

Yeah but how surprised would Betty be, on her back and all, if Archie rammed it up her poop chute? Missionary can be fun for a sneak attack like that.

(http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10062/surprise-buttsex-giraffe.jpg)

Hahaha! That's awesome!
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: taiko on August 24, 2009, 12:07:49 AM: daisy was always my favorite of the new ones.
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: FAH-Q on August 24, 2009, 12:17:37 AM: Quiet, new one!
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: Drugmoth on August 24, 2009, 12:38:30 AM: You're still new in my book, Eitje.
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: taiko on August 24, 2009, 12:40:40 AM: ...then *i*'m my favorite!
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: Drugmoth on August 24, 2009, 12:41:27 AM: I'm my favorite too ^_^
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: FAH-Q on August 24, 2009, 12:48:02 AM: My mom says I'm cool.
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: bagman on August 24, 2009, 01:16:20 AM: Your mom says I'm cool.
Title: Re: Betty or Veronica?
Post by: 13chemicals on August 24, 2009, 01:17:12 AM: That picture disturbed me.