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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Zoomie on August 23, 2009, 10:46:39 AM

Title: Craigslist + New Zealand
Post by: Zoomie on August 23, 2009, 10:46:39 AM

= Epic Fail.

No boats but there's a cute Brazilian cougar looking for a Kiwi man.

Title: Re: Craigslist + New Zealand
Post by: ttfg on August 23, 2009, 11:18:53 AM

Craigslist + anywhere other than the USA = Epic Fail.

Title: Re: Craigslist + New Zealand
Post by: Zoomie on August 23, 2009, 11:22:13 AM

I'm sayin'

Title: Re: Craigslist + New Zealand
Post by: taiko on August 23, 2009, 11:41:43 AM

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YOU Not a jerk, able to listen when spoken to, not afraid to be weird in public. No drugs, must have decent manners. Smoker a must as well. Have a good, somewhat weird sense of humor, able to take a joke. Serious only.

Though I'm sure the poster intended something entirely different, I found the bolded part - when combined - to be very funny.

Title: Re: Craigslist + New Zealand
Post by: underclass on August 23, 2009, 07:19:25 PM

not afraid to be weird, no drugs & smokes. mmmkay

Title: Re: Craigslist + New Zealand
Post by: 13chemicals on August 24, 2009, 01:33:26 AM

Must smoke, no sex, only anal, no kids, but some adopted okay, likes movies, not tv, has car, has job, no money a plus.....

seriously.

Title: Re: Craigslist + New Zealand
Post by: Wozzeck on August 24, 2009, 01:35:51 AM

 No money a plus?

Title: Re: Craigslist + New Zealand
Post by: Zoomie on August 24, 2009, 06:03:41 AM

I call tranny.

Title: Re: Craigslist + New Zealand
Post by: taiko on August 31, 2009, 01:17:12 AM

Quote from: 13chemicals on August 24, 2009, 01:33:26 AM

Must smoke, no sex, only anal, no kids, but some adopted okay, likes movies, not tv, has car, has job, no money a plus.....

seriously.

is that...  what someone would ask for, if they wanted you?

Title: Re: Craigslist + New Zealand
Post by: 13chemicals on September 01, 2009, 01:46:51 AM

I don't have any adopted kids. 

Title: Re: Craigslist + New Zealand
Post by: taiko on September 01, 2009, 10:22:42 AM

would you be okay with adopting?

Title: Re: Craigslist + New Zealand
Post by: FAH-Q on September 01, 2009, 12:57:36 PM

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/08/madonna_booed_for_defending_gy.php (http://thesuperficial.com/2009/08/madonna_booed_for_defending_gy.php)

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Madonna was booed yesterday when she spoke out against the widespread discrimination of Gypsies while performing in Bucharest. The AP reports:



"It has been brought to my attention ... that there is a lot of discrimination against Romanies and Gypsies in general in Eastern Europe," she said. "It made me feel very sad."
Thousands booed and jeered her.
A few cheered when she added: "We don't believe in discrimination ... we believe in freedom and equal rights for everyone." But she got more boos when she mentioned discrimination against homosexuals and others.
"I jeered her because it seemed false what she was telling us. What business does she have telling us these things?" said Ionut Dinu, 23.



Wow. I'm sure that's exactly what the Gypsies needed: Public support from a thousand year old sorceress who steals babies from poor villages.