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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Drugmoth on August 24, 2009, 05:28:04 PM
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(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/69/katie3.jpg)
One town away from me, talked on the phone, still haven't met her yet :P
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Don't tell Resso, he'll call the FBI on your ass...
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She's legal. Barely.
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So you say ...
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Is she legal enough that you wouldn't mind if we brought this thread to the notice of your local police department?
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Is she legal enough that you wouldn't mind if we brought this thread to the notice of your local police department?
Absolutely, go for it.
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I'd still card her ...
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True, I probably would also.
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You're going to bang that kid from 3rd Rock from the Sun.
(http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/5900000/Tommy-and-Sally-Solomon-3rd-rock-from-the-sun-5910406-500-408.jpg)
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Hahahaha. He was pretty cute girl.
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So was your mother.
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Danzy's mom is hot!
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Ugh. I forgot you're her age. Ewwww, get away from my mom. She's married.....to someone who looks like ugly Cheech.
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I could be yo daddy. I got game.
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Sure sure.
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Zoomie is not quite as old as my mom, but he's closer to her age than mine :D
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ugly Cheech.
Like his cousin Red?
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I hire me these Cam-bo-deens cuz they work like a sumbitch and I pay 'em in weed!
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ugly Cheech.
Like his cousin Red?
Worse
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I'm not quite sure what that equally ugly thing beside him is though.
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Is that a teardrop tattoo?
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Nope, a huge ugly mole as black as the dark side of the moon.
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Ah. i thought it looked like a mostly recovered black-eye.
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I'm not quite sure what that equally ugly thing beside him is though.
Looks to me to be the result of a union between Bugs Bunny and Shelley Duvall...
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Ok, enough about ugly people....
Look! She has freckles ^_^
(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/9628/katie2m.jpg)
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Sexay! And she wears glasses, look at the bridge of her nose.
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Im calling shadow and light.
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Me too.
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man
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why do you keep changing your name?
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I think it oughta be "ChemCat". It rolls off the tongue better.
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The names do fit nicely with the regression drug abusers go thru.
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Have you told her about your dick troubles?
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why do you keep changing your name?
I changed it twice in the same day cuz I wanted to change it then I thought of something better to change it to.
I think it oughta be "ChemCat". It rolls off the tongue better.
No, cuz I don't want to be associated with the feline persuasion. It's a good abbreviation though in general.
The names do fit nicely with the regression drug abusers go thru.
That was actually what I was going for.
Have you told her about your dick troubles?
She's a virgin, I don't plan on having sex anytime soon.....that's something I'd tell someone after I got to know them for a while.
Any other questions?
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She's a virgin, I don't plan on having sex anytime soon.....that's something I'd tell someone after I got to know them for a while.
That was just for the cops, right?
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Shhhhh!
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Any other questions?
Yes, what are your "dick troubles"?
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Yes, what are your "dick troubles"?
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A baby Bagman lives on it and I don't wanna spread it around.
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You have anal warts... what?
Oh and that girl looks totally illegal... and I was the first Chem name and the last so change your name back to Drugmoth.
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Any other questions?
Yes, what are your "dick troubles"?
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I guess none of you have been paying attention. He's told you all before what his dick problems are. Sasha, your answer is close.
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I guess none of you have been paying attention. He's told you all before what his dick problems are. Sasha, your answer is close.
Genital warts?
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This couldn't possibly end on an awkward, anti-climatic note!
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Meh so the fatboy has the HPV. He's the new poster child for Gardasil.
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Meh so the fatboy has the HPV. He's the new poster child for Gardasil.
Lame. Guys don't even have symptoms from HPV.
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Yeah and you can't even test guys for HPV so how does he know that he has it?
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I think the warts growing on his dick are a pretty good indicator that he has HPV.
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I thought that was the bagmanititis.
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No Baggies are apparently little pustules on his mons.
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Good GRIEF!
What does this poor dudes dick LOOK LIKE??? :o
pix, please, so we'll know what to avoid ;)
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You have some sort of personal relationship with him, you ask.
Not that I'm jealous or anything...
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Have you told her about your dick troubles?
She's a virgin, I don't plan on having sex anytime soon.....that's something I'd tell someone after I got to know them for a while.[/quote]
She's so 14 ...
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17 .....freshly
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I think she would do you via Skype but never in person. I know this, I was 17 once.
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she looks 12 dude. Gross.
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Is she legal enough that you wouldn't mind if we brought this thread to the notice of your local police department?
Absolutely, go for it.
17 .....freshly
She's a virgin, I don't plan on having sex anytime soon.....that's something I'd tell someone after I got to know them for a while.
That was just for the cops, right?
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17 isn't legal, as much as we might wish it were.
Did you ever notice how many rock songs are about 17 year old girls?
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17 is legal in some states. So where does she live?
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Girls never lie about their age online. FACT.
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Girls never lie about their age online. FACT.
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Boys never lie about being girls online. FACT.
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I re-read this thread and have come to the conclusion that Danzig is really a 14 year old boy called Eustuce
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He wishes he was 14. I wonder what it is like being Dylan. He doesn't get laid in real life, he has no job, he lives in a basement, and his idea of a good time is drinking cough syrup.
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17 isn't legal, as much as we might wish it were.
Did you ever notice how many rock songs are about 17 year old girls?
Maine state law, dumbass. Did you eat a big bowl of retarded for breakfast this morning or something? I can fuck all the 17 year old girls I want.
17 is legal in some states. So where does she live?
We both live in practically the same town.
I re-read this thread and have come to the conclusion that Danzig is really a 14 year old boy called Eustuce
That made me lol.
He wishes he was 14. I wonder what it is like being Dylan. He doesn't get laid in real life, he has no job, he lives in a basement, and his idea of a good time is drinking cough syrup.
I DO get laid....I just haven't lately.....
....and it's not that bad really, I'm used to these conditions.
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He wishes he was 14. I wonder what it is like being Dylan. He doesn't get laid in real life, he has no job, he lives in a basement, and his idea of a good time is drinking cough syrup.
You just explained what it's like being Dylan.
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You forgot his maladjusted sociopathic tendency that the rest of the world is only here for his entertainment.
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Oh yeah, can't forget that.
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She's adorable.
Edit: It's okay I didn't realise how this thing worked.
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It's probably best that you don't even edit your own posts unless you wanna take the chance of Krsna raping your entire family out of spite.
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OK now THAT is funny...
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..and cheaper than buying them Xmas gifts....hmm.
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OK now THAT is funny...
Agreed, it almost made me LOL!
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I DID laugh out loud ...
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So I realized this chick I was visiting has enough hubris to kill me. First visits, I thought she was amazing. Second visit, I realized a lot of flaws, and she's just human. Third visit, I wanted to get out of her house ASAP. I can't fucking handle her because she can't handle my "lemme show you this hilarious LOLcat video" ways. So....I'm rekindling things with my little teenage friend, and I'm planning to meet up with her soon. Fuck used up arrogant chicks, gimme the fresh young innocent meat.
(http://i26.tinypic.com/30shi69.jpg)
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Dude, use your studly Jedi skillz. Grab a handful of her hair, ram your dick into her asshole and donkey punch the back of her head until either the hubris or her brains start to leak out.
Even hip could tell you that. She's her biggest fan until her cock is in the room...
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We are still waiting on those vagina pics.
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NO we are most certainly not.
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As long as I'm drawing breath, I'm waiting for vagina pics.
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"I guess" ...
hahahahaha ....
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I think she might be part Nepalese.
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"I guess" ...
hahahahaha ....
Yeah I noticed that... just wait til shes confronted with that neck beard...
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... "It's my 'Chem Caterpillar'."
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She loves the neckbeard, BTW.
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i bet she's just dying to pick out all the loose fried chicken skin that is now embedded in your neck beard after your last fried food love and cry fest.
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And I'm sure your man loves to gag you when he's fucking you so he doesn't have to hear your man-voice and lose his wood.
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What does your do?
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Same thing.
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Hmmm ...
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17 isn't legal, as much as we might wish it were.
16 is legal, in texas.
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fresh out the uterus is legal in texas.
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Yee-haw!
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fresh out the uterus is legal in texas.
YOU LIE!
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Yeah, don't get his hopes up to nail that toddler down the road.
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Yeah, don't get his hopes up to nail that toddler down the road.
DUDE, THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU HOPE TO DO.
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Prove it.
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One town away from me, talked on the phone, still haven't met her yet
So....I'm rekindling things with my little teenage friend, and I'm planning to meet up with her soon.
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I met cyber-ly.....if that's a word. She found out about the other chick. But a few well placed lies worked great.
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17 isn't legal, as much as we might wish it were.
16 is legal, in texas.
Here too. Used to be 14.
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I don't understand the legal limits to hitting it before you quit it. I was 15 almost 16 when I lost my virginity, with an 18 year old nonetheless. Kids now are having sex at 12 or 13. The law doesn't stop Danzy from doing drugs, it isn't going to stop kids from fuckin'.
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I met cyber-ly.....if that's a word. She found out about the other chick. But a few well placed lies worked great.
Why'd you tell her?
Dude, get some REAL game ...
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Tell her ? With twitter, FB and god knows whatelse, I would be suprised if she didnt stumble upon it herself.
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Oh, yeah ...
I forgot his life is bankrupt ...