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Title: The little girls love me
Post by: Drugmoth on August 24, 2009, 05:28:04 PM
(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/69/katie3.jpg)

One town away from me, talked on the phone, still haven't met her yet :P
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Zoomie on August 24, 2009, 05:37:15 PM
Don't tell Resso, he'll call the FBI on your ass...
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Drugmoth on August 24, 2009, 05:52:31 PM
She's legal.  Barely.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Thrash on August 24, 2009, 05:53:06 PM
So you say ...
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: (_)_)===D on August 24, 2009, 05:54:52 PM
Is she legal enough that you wouldn't mind if we brought this thread to the notice of your local police department?
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Drugmoth on August 24, 2009, 05:55:57 PM
Is she legal enough that you wouldn't mind if we brought this thread to the notice of your local police department?

Absolutely, go for it.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Thrash on August 24, 2009, 05:59:27 PM
I'd still card her ...
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Drugmoth on August 24, 2009, 05:59:54 PM
True, I probably would also.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: (_)_)===D on August 24, 2009, 06:05:46 PM
You're going to bang that kid from 3rd Rock from the Sun.

(http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/5900000/Tommy-and-Sally-Solomon-3rd-rock-from-the-sun-5910406-500-408.jpg)
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Drugmoth on August 24, 2009, 06:06:47 PM
Hahahaha.  He was pretty cute girl.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: ttfg on August 24, 2009, 06:15:52 PM
So was your mother.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Zoomie on August 24, 2009, 06:17:58 PM
Danzy's mom is hot!
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Drugmoth on August 24, 2009, 06:31:14 PM
Ugh.  I forgot you're her age.  Ewwww, get away from my mom.  She's married.....to someone who looks like ugly Cheech.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Zoomie on August 24, 2009, 06:42:16 PM
 I could be yo daddy. I got game.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Drugmoth on August 24, 2009, 06:46:34 PM
Sure sure.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: daisymae on August 24, 2009, 06:47:13 PM
Zoomie is not quite as old as my mom, but he's closer to her age than mine :D
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: FAH-Q on August 24, 2009, 06:48:58 PM
ugly Cheech.

Like his cousin Red?
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Zoomie on August 24, 2009, 06:52:01 PM
I hire me these Cam-bo-deens cuz they work like a sumbitch and I pay 'em in weed!
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Drugmoth on August 24, 2009, 07:01:09 PM
ugly Cheech.

Like his cousin Red?

Worse

(http://b5.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01486/55/45/1486085455_l.jpg)

I'm not quite sure what that equally ugly thing beside him is though.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: FAH-Q on August 24, 2009, 07:03:40 PM
Is that a teardrop tattoo?
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Drugmoth on August 24, 2009, 07:06:05 PM
Nope, a huge ugly mole as black as the dark side of the moon.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: fyrenza on August 24, 2009, 07:55:04 PM
Ah.  i thought it looked like a mostly recovered black-eye.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Zoomie on August 24, 2009, 08:11:22 PM
I'm not quite sure what that equally ugly thing beside him is though.

Looks to me to be the result of a union between Bugs Bunny and Shelley Duvall...
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Drugmoth on August 24, 2009, 08:14:16 PM
Ok, enough about ugly people....

Look! She has freckles ^_^

(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/9628/katie2m.jpg)
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Zoomie on August 24, 2009, 08:20:48 PM
Sexay! And she wears glasses, look at the bridge of her nose.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: ttfg on August 24, 2009, 08:27:05 PM
Im calling shadow and light.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Drugmoth on August 24, 2009, 08:28:08 PM
Me too.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: underclass on August 24, 2009, 08:59:53 PM
man
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: The Geek on August 24, 2009, 09:18:38 PM
why do you keep changing your name?
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: FAH-Q on August 24, 2009, 09:24:05 PM
I think it oughta be "ChemCat". It rolls off the tongue better.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: ttfg on August 24, 2009, 09:32:37 PM
The names do fit nicely with the regression drug abusers go thru.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: bagman on August 25, 2009, 02:41:26 AM
Have you told her about your dick troubles?
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Drugmoth on August 25, 2009, 07:21:16 AM
why do you keep changing your name?

I changed it twice in the same day cuz I wanted to change it then I thought of something better to change it to.

I think it oughta be "ChemCat". It rolls off the tongue better.

No, cuz I don't want to be associated with the feline persuasion.  It's a good abbreviation though in general.

The names do fit nicely with the regression drug abusers go thru.

That was actually what I was going for.

Have you told her about your dick troubles?

She's a virgin, I don't plan on having sex anytime soon.....that's something I'd tell someone after I got to know them for a while.


Any other questions?
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: (_)_)===D on August 25, 2009, 09:22:46 AM
Quote
She's a virgin, I don't plan on having sex anytime soon.....that's something I'd tell someone after I got to know them for a while.

That was just for the cops, right?
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Drugmoth on August 25, 2009, 09:30:50 AM
Shhhhh!
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: tricky on August 25, 2009, 09:57:09 AM
Any other questions?

Yes, what are your "dick troubles"?
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: daisymae on August 25, 2009, 10:01:29 AM


Yes, what are your "dick troubles"?
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Drugmoth on August 25, 2009, 12:30:16 PM
A baby Bagman lives on it and I don't wanna spread it around.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: 13chemicals on August 25, 2009, 04:07:33 PM
You have anal warts... what?

Oh and that girl looks totally illegal... and I was the first Chem name and the last so change your name back to Drugmoth.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: communist twat on August 25, 2009, 06:40:23 PM
Any other questions?

Yes, what are your "dick troubles"?
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: bagman on August 25, 2009, 08:48:18 PM
I guess none of you have been paying attention. He's told you all before what his dick problems are. Sasha, your answer is close.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: daisymae on August 25, 2009, 08:51:19 PM
I guess none of you have been paying attention. He's told you all before what his dick problems are. Sasha, your answer is close.

Genital warts?
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Wozzeck on August 25, 2009, 10:27:24 PM
This couldn't possibly end on an awkward, anti-climatic note!
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Zoomie on August 25, 2009, 10:33:08 PM
Meh so the fatboy has the HPV. He's the new poster child for Gardasil.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: NotDead on August 26, 2009, 08:18:44 AM
Meh so the fatboy has the HPV. He's the new poster child for Gardasil.

Lame.  Guys don't even have symptoms from HPV.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: tricky on August 26, 2009, 09:51:23 AM
Yeah and you can't even test guys for HPV so how does he know that he has it?
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: (_)_)===D on August 26, 2009, 10:00:57 AM
I think the warts growing on his dick are a pretty good indicator that he has HPV.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: tricky on August 26, 2009, 10:02:26 AM
I thought that was the bagmanititis.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Zoomie on August 26, 2009, 01:28:41 PM
No Baggies are apparently little pustules on his mons.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: fyrenza on August 26, 2009, 01:47:26 PM
Good GRIEF!

What does this poor dudes dick LOOK LIKE???   :o


pix, please, so we'll know what to avoid ;)
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Zoomie on August 26, 2009, 01:50:28 PM
You have some sort of personal relationship with him, you ask.

Not that I'm jealous or anything...
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Thrash on August 26, 2009, 04:46:13 PM
Have you told her about your dick troubles?

She's a virgin, I don't plan on having sex anytime soon.....that's something I'd tell someone after I got to know them for a while.[/quote]

She's so 14 ...
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Drugmoth on August 27, 2009, 01:16:43 AM
17 .....freshly
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: 13chemicals on August 27, 2009, 02:29:46 AM
I think she would do you via Skype but never in person.  I know this, I was 17 once.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Hilder on August 27, 2009, 09:51:56 AM
she looks 12 dude. Gross.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: (_)_)===D on August 27, 2009, 10:04:25 AM
Is she legal enough that you wouldn't mind if we brought this thread to the notice of your local police department?

Absolutely, go for it.

17 .....freshly


Quote
She's a virgin, I don't plan on having sex anytime soon.....that's something I'd tell someone after I got to know them for a while.

That was just for the cops, right?
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: (_)_)===D on August 27, 2009, 10:05:22 AM
17 isn't legal, as much as we might wish it were.

Did you ever notice how many rock songs are about 17 year old girls?
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: tricky on August 27, 2009, 10:22:39 AM
17 is legal in some states. So where does she live?
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: daisymae on August 27, 2009, 11:34:34 AM
Girls never lie about their age online. FACT.

Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Thrash on August 27, 2009, 06:49:49 PM
Girls never lie about their age online. FACT.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Lucky on August 27, 2009, 11:49:41 PM
Boys never lie about being girls online. FACT.


Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: underclass on August 28, 2009, 12:20:07 AM
I re-read this thread and have come to the conclusion that Danzig is really a 14 year old boy called Eustuce
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: 13chemicals on August 28, 2009, 12:50:50 AM
He wishes he was 14.  I wonder what it is like being Dylan.  He doesn't get laid in real life, he has no job, he lives in a basement, and his idea of a good time is drinking cough syrup.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Drugmoth on August 28, 2009, 03:27:26 AM
17 isn't legal, as much as we might wish it were.

Did you ever notice how many rock songs are about 17 year old girls?

Maine state law, dumbass.  Did you eat a big bowl of retarded for breakfast this morning or something?  I can fuck all the 17 year old girls I want.

17 is legal in some states. So where does she live?

We both live in practically the same town.

I re-read this thread and have come to the conclusion that Danzig is really a 14 year old boy called Eustuce

That made me lol.

He wishes he was 14.  I wonder what it is like being Dylan.  He doesn't get laid in real life, he has no job, he lives in a basement, and his idea of a good time is drinking cough syrup.

I DO get laid....I just haven't lately.....
....and it's not that bad really, I'm used to these conditions.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: (_)_)===D on August 28, 2009, 08:50:44 AM
He wishes he was 14.  I wonder what it is like being Dylan.  He doesn't get laid in real life, he has no job, he lives in a basement, and his idea of a good time is drinking cough syrup.

You just explained what it's like being Dylan.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Zoomie on August 28, 2009, 09:06:08 AM
You forgot his maladjusted sociopathic tendency that the rest of the world is only here for his entertainment.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: (_)_)===D on August 28, 2009, 09:26:51 AM
Oh yeah, can't forget that.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: LauraMay on August 28, 2009, 09:28:33 AM
She's adorable.

Edit: It's okay I didn't realise how this thing worked.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Drugmoth on August 28, 2009, 04:05:23 PM
It's probably best that you don't even edit your own posts unless you wanna take the chance of Krsna raping your entire family out of spite.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Zoomie on August 28, 2009, 04:13:45 PM
OK now THAT is funny...
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: ttfg on August 28, 2009, 04:18:04 PM
..and cheaper than buying them Xmas gifts....hmm.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: (_)_)===D on August 28, 2009, 04:24:08 PM
OK now THAT is funny...

Agreed, it almost made me LOL!
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Thrash on August 29, 2009, 03:16:48 PM
I DID laugh out loud ...
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Drugmoth on September 17, 2009, 06:43:05 AM
So I realized this chick I was visiting has enough hubris to kill me.  First visits, I thought she was amazing.  Second visit, I realized a lot of flaws, and she's just human.  Third visit, I wanted to get out of her house ASAP.  I can't fucking handle her because she can't handle my "lemme show you this hilarious LOLcat video" ways.  So....I'm rekindling things with my little teenage friend, and I'm planning to meet up with her soon.  Fuck used up arrogant chicks, gimme the fresh young innocent meat.

(http://i26.tinypic.com/30shi69.jpg)
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Zoomie on September 17, 2009, 07:39:54 AM
Dude, use your studly Jedi skillz. Grab a handful of her hair, ram your dick into her asshole and donkey punch the back of her head until either the hubris or her brains start to leak out.

Even hip could tell you that. She's her biggest fan until her cock is in the room...
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Daddy on September 17, 2009, 12:24:07 PM
We are still waiting on those vagina pics.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: 13chemicals on September 17, 2009, 09:50:04 PM
NO we are most certainly not.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Daddy on September 17, 2009, 09:50:50 PM
As long as I'm drawing breath, I'm waiting for vagina pics.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Thrash on September 18, 2009, 11:05:51 PM
"I guess" ...
hahahahaha ....
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: ttfg on September 19, 2009, 06:15:37 AM
I think she might be part Nepalese.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: mosh on September 20, 2009, 05:45:32 AM
"I guess" ...
hahahahaha ....

Yeah I noticed that... just wait til shes confronted with that neck beard...
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Thrash on September 20, 2009, 04:52:06 PM
... "It's my 'Chem Caterpillar'."
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Drugmoth on September 21, 2009, 04:51:24 AM
She loves the neckbeard, BTW.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: The Geek on September 21, 2009, 09:30:50 PM
i bet she's just dying to pick out all the loose fried chicken skin that is now embedded in your neck beard after your last fried food love and cry fest.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Drugmoth on September 21, 2009, 10:17:47 PM
And I'm sure your man loves to gag you when he's fucking you so he doesn't have to hear your man-voice and lose his wood.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Zoomie on September 21, 2009, 10:19:07 PM
What  does your do?
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Drugmoth on September 21, 2009, 11:05:25 PM
Same thing.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Thrash on September 22, 2009, 12:00:09 AM
Hmmm ...
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: taiko on September 22, 2009, 10:17:57 AM
17 isn't legal, as much as we might wish it were.

16 is legal, in texas.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: tricky on September 22, 2009, 10:19:53 AM
fresh out the uterus is legal in texas.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Drugmoth on September 22, 2009, 10:20:41 AM
Yee-haw!
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: taiko on September 22, 2009, 10:24:05 AM
fresh out the uterus is legal in texas.

YOU LIE!
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Drugmoth on September 22, 2009, 10:24:41 AM
Yeah, don't get his hopes up to nail that toddler down the road.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: taiko on September 22, 2009, 10:27:20 AM
Yeah, don't get his hopes up to nail that toddler down the road.

DUDE, THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU HOPE TO DO.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Drugmoth on September 22, 2009, 10:30:18 AM
Prove it.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: taiko on September 22, 2009, 10:32:29 AM
One town away from me, talked on the phone, still haven't met her yet

So....I'm rekindling things with my little teenage friend, and I'm planning to meet up with her soon.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Drugmoth on September 22, 2009, 10:39:43 AM
I met cyber-ly.....if that's a word.   She found out about the other chick.  But a few well placed lies worked great.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: FAH-Q on September 22, 2009, 03:32:16 PM
17 isn't legal, as much as we might wish it were.

16 is legal, in texas.

Here too. Used to be 14.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: 13chemicals on September 22, 2009, 05:44:39 PM
I don't understand the legal limits to hitting it before you quit it.  I was 15 almost 16 when I lost my virginity, with an 18 year old nonetheless.  Kids now are having sex at 12 or 13.  The law doesn't stop Danzy from doing drugs, it isn't going to stop kids from fuckin'.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Thrash on September 23, 2009, 04:31:58 PM
I met cyber-ly.....if that's a word.   She found out about the other chick.  But a few well placed lies worked great.

Why'd you tell her?
Dude, get some REAL game ...
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: ttfg on September 23, 2009, 05:52:16 PM
Tell her ? With twitter, FB and god knows whatelse, I would be suprised if she didnt stumble upon it herself.
Title: Re: The little girls love me
Post by: Thrash on September 23, 2009, 05:55:00 PM
Oh, yeah ...

I forgot his life is bankrupt ...