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Title: Does your butt stink?
Post by: daisymae on August 25, 2009, 09:54:56 AM
Don't shower or wipe properly, just spray yourself...
Doc Bottoms Aspray AllOver Body Deodorant Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmy9R_WtPbg#normal)

Title: Re: Does your butt stink?
Post by: Drugmoth on August 25, 2009, 11:10:23 AM
I've been using that for 30 years now.
Title: Re: Does your butt stink?
Post by: fyrenza on August 25, 2009, 01:12:52 PM
Looks like you don't have to wash your clothes, either ~ just spray 'em!

The kid poops all over the passenger seat?  Wipe it up, and ASpray Away ~ who cares about a big stain?  As long as it doesn't stink, it's all good!
Title: Re: Does your butt stink?
Post by: Zoomie on August 25, 2009, 10:05:14 PM
http://www.mintyass.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=SFNT&Store_Code=S (http://www.mintyass.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=SFNT&Store_Code=S)
Title: Re: Does your butt stink?
Post by: Pressed_Rat on August 26, 2009, 12:24:00 AM
There's nothing worse than a person with ass odor.  You can smell it from a mile away it seems.  I notice this is especially true with fat and elderly people.  With the fat people, I am guessing they can't reach around to wipe.  The old people are either too weak or feeble to wipe.  But man, that crusty, stale ass odor is just fucking NASTY!!!
Title: Re: Does your butt stink?
Post by: collywobble on August 27, 2009, 04:22:00 PM
There's nothing worse than a person with ass odor.  You can smell it from a mile away it seems.  I notice this is especially true with fat and elderly people.  With the fat people, I am guessing they can't reach around to wipe.  The old people are either too weak or feeble to wipe.  But man, that crusty, stale ass odor is just fucking NASTY!!!

We once had these fat old customers that came in reeking like that and it smelled so bad you had to hold your breath close to the front counter.  When they left, they left the stink behind.  I sprayed the table down with disinfectant and wore gloves to clean it.  I swear the seats almost wilted.
Title: Re: Does your butt stink?
Post by: Tru on August 27, 2009, 09:35:11 PM
You know what's worse than all the natural oders of life combined?

All of the fucking perfumey chemicals they manufacture by the billion gallon loads for mass marketing that sterilize your nose so that you can no longer smell anything naturally and make you die early.
Title: Re: Does your butt stink?
Post by: Zoomie on August 27, 2009, 09:39:33 PM
Not as bad as Hotlanta swampass. Right Billy?
Title: Re: Does your butt stink?
Post by: fitzy21 on August 27, 2009, 09:41:26 PM
sorry brah
i only buy from billy mays
Title: Re: Does your butt stink?
Post by: collywobble on August 27, 2009, 11:09:08 PM
sorry brah
i only buy from billy mays

Me too...if only he had promoted food or toilet paper before he died.  I'm starving and scooting my ass on the carpet like a dog.   :-[
Title: Re: Does your butt stink?
Post by: Drugmoth on August 28, 2009, 03:40:40 AM
Wow......Jesus buttfucking Christ......is this seriously the level of humor we are dealing with now?
Title: Re: Does your butt stink?
Post by: fyrenza on August 28, 2009, 04:11:16 AM
You know what's worse than all the natural oders of life combined?

All of the fucking perfumey chemicals they manufacture by the billion gallon loads for mass marketing that sterilize your nose so that you can no longer smell anything naturally and make you die early.

No kidding!!!

i don't/won't use deodorant, and IF i use perfume, it's very lightly.

And even though i smoke cigs and Herb, i can still smell scents and taste flavors better than most of the non/non-smokers i know.
Title: Re: Does your butt stink?
Post by: bagman on August 28, 2009, 04:13:29 AM
I should make some scratch-and-sniff stickers of my asshole smell.
Title: Re: Does your butt stink?
Post by: Zoomie on August 28, 2009, 09:51:06 AM
Just breathe on us. Same thing.
Title: Re: Does your butt stink?
Post by: underclass on August 28, 2009, 10:09:03 AM
I've never noticed this phenomenon... can I assume it's because I live in a nation where hygiene is valued higher than the size of your dinner portion?
Title: Re: Does your butt stink?
Post by: Zoomie on August 28, 2009, 10:15:15 AM
Yes well at least we don't import our labor force from the Philippines...

...ours sneaks in from El Salvador.
Title: Re: Does your butt stink?
Post by: underclass on August 28, 2009, 10:18:39 AM
you got it wrong, we sneak our evening's entertainment in from the Phillipines. The labor force comes from the mainland
Title: Re: Does your butt stink?
Post by: Zoomie on August 28, 2009, 10:21:10 AM
I beg your pardon.

I've seen enough LBFM for a lifetime. Unless she can post on Twitter with her labia, it's old hat.
Title: Re: Does your butt stink?
Post by: FAH-Q on August 29, 2009, 12:51:45 PM
i don't/won't use deodorant

Eww!
Title: Re: Does your butt stink?
Post by: Drugmoth on August 29, 2009, 02:49:24 PM
i don't/won't use deodorant

Eww!
Title: Re: Does your butt stink?
Post by: Tru on August 29, 2009, 07:41:36 PM
You don't need deodorant if you use an antiperspirant.

But it was more the colognes perfumes and especially all of the spray "air fresheners" I was referring to, that chemical shit is way worse than any oder you might be trying to hide with it.
Title: Re: Does your butt stink?
Post by: taiko on August 30, 2009, 11:56:16 PM
Me too...if only he had promoted food or toilet paper before he died.  I'm starving and scooting my ass on the carpet like a dog.   :-[

You know, if you're not eating anything, your body will eventually stop generating any solid wastes.

So, you're basically just scooting around on the floor for your own entertainment.

It's certainly not for ours.