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General Category => Entertainment => Topic started by: daisymae on August 25, 2009, 09:54:56 AM
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Don't shower or wipe properly, just spray yourself...
Doc Bottoms Aspray AllOver Body Deodorant Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmy9R_WtPbg#normal)
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I've been using that for 30 years now.
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Looks like you don't have to wash your clothes, either ~ just spray 'em!
The kid poops all over the passenger seat? Wipe it up, and ASpray Away ~ who cares about a big stain? As long as it doesn't stink, it's all good!
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http://www.mintyass.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=SFNT&Store_Code=S (http://www.mintyass.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=SFNT&Store_Code=S)
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There's nothing worse than a person with ass odor. You can smell it from a mile away it seems. I notice this is especially true with fat and elderly people. With the fat people, I am guessing they can't reach around to wipe. The old people are either too weak or feeble to wipe. But man, that crusty, stale ass odor is just fucking NASTY!!!
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There's nothing worse than a person with ass odor. You can smell it from a mile away it seems. I notice this is especially true with fat and elderly people. With the fat people, I am guessing they can't reach around to wipe. The old people are either too weak or feeble to wipe. But man, that crusty, stale ass odor is just fucking NASTY!!!
We once had these fat old customers that came in reeking like that and it smelled so bad you had to hold your breath close to the front counter. When they left, they left the stink behind. I sprayed the table down with disinfectant and wore gloves to clean it. I swear the seats almost wilted.
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You know what's worse than all the natural oders of life combined?
All of the fucking perfumey chemicals they manufacture by the billion gallon loads for mass marketing that sterilize your nose so that you can no longer smell anything naturally and make you die early.
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Not as bad as Hotlanta swampass. Right Billy?
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sorry brah
i only buy from billy mays
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sorry brah
i only buy from billy mays
Me too...if only he had promoted food or toilet paper before he died. I'm starving and scooting my ass on the carpet like a dog. :-[
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Wow......Jesus buttfucking Christ......is this seriously the level of humor we are dealing with now?
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You know what's worse than all the natural oders of life combined?
All of the fucking perfumey chemicals they manufacture by the billion gallon loads for mass marketing that sterilize your nose so that you can no longer smell anything naturally and make you die early.
No kidding!!!
i don't/won't use deodorant, and IF i use perfume, it's very lightly.
And even though i smoke cigs and Herb, i can still smell scents and taste flavors better than most of the non/non-smokers i know.
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I should make some scratch-and-sniff stickers of my asshole smell.
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Just breathe on us. Same thing.
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I've never noticed this phenomenon... can I assume it's because I live in a nation where hygiene is valued higher than the size of your dinner portion?
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Yes well at least we don't import our labor force from the Philippines...
...ours sneaks in from El Salvador.
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you got it wrong, we sneak our evening's entertainment in from the Phillipines. The labor force comes from the mainland
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I beg your pardon.
I've seen enough LBFM for a lifetime. Unless she can post on Twitter with her labia, it's old hat.
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i don't/won't use deodorant
Eww!
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i don't/won't use deodorant
Eww!
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You don't need deodorant if you use an antiperspirant.
But it was more the colognes perfumes and especially all of the spray "air fresheners" I was referring to, that chemical shit is way worse than any oder you might be trying to hide with it.
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Me too...if only he had promoted food or toilet paper before he died. I'm starving and scooting my ass on the carpet like a dog. :-[
You know, if you're not eating anything, your body will eventually stop generating any solid wastes.
So, you're basically just scooting around on the floor for your own entertainment.
It's certainly not for ours.