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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Enraged Angel on August 27, 2009, 05:31:34 PM

Title: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Enraged Angel on August 27, 2009, 05:31:34 PM
Guess what color my pubic hair is!  :D
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: mosh on August 27, 2009, 05:54:44 PM
grey

and I'm moving this to the sex forum...
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Post by: Thrash on August 27, 2009, 06:48:30 PM
Take pics and show us ...
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Post by: (_)_)===D on August 27, 2009, 07:45:43 PM
nude
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Post by: babyhellfire on August 27, 2009, 07:54:21 PM
invisible? 
 
 
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Post by: Zoomie on August 27, 2009, 09:13:59 PM
She's been havin baybays with TCF, I bet he makes her pluck them one at a time and count them off.

Which is why she's the meanest bitch in the barn.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: babyhellfire on August 27, 2009, 09:29:02 PM
She's been havin baybays with TCF, I bet he makes her pluck them one at a time and count them off.

Which is why she's the meanest bitch in the barn.

 

 I read that and crossed my legs.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Zoomie on August 27, 2009, 09:32:47 PM
Well it's either that or she does it because she's the meanest bitch in the barn.
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Post by: fitzy21 on August 27, 2009, 09:45:58 PM
its pink
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: hip on August 28, 2009, 12:11:10 AM
smileys are for faggots and pubic hair on a woman is fucking gross.
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Post by: underclass on August 28, 2009, 12:18:55 AM
you hate the yankees too, right. *swoon*
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Post by: hip on August 28, 2009, 12:34:27 AM
you know it-- boston pride. jeter and a-rod are definitely gay for eachother. they text eachother smileys.
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Post by: 13chemicals on August 28, 2009, 12:48:21 AM
I'm going to guess that I don't care, because it would be illegal if I did think about it.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: underclass on August 28, 2009, 12:50:16 AM
on that note, I turned off avatars, smileys and sigs on this board long ago
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: tricky on August 28, 2009, 01:38:25 AM
smileys are for faggots and pubic hair on a woman is fucking gross.

i has pubes. but i trim that shit. i don't wax/ shave.

i like a full on bush on dudes.

i will stop over sharing now, sorry.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Drugmoth on August 28, 2009, 03:20:32 AM
smileys are for faggots and pubic hair on a woman is fucking gross.

i has pubes. but i trim that shit. i don't wax/ shave.

i like a full on bush on dudes.

i will stop over sharing now, sorry.

No no no, please go on :) *chin on fist, elbow on knee*
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: FAH-Q on August 28, 2009, 04:49:38 AM
i like a full on bush on dudes.

Nothin' wrong with that.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Daddy on August 28, 2009, 07:03:19 PM
We can all post our pubic regions. Sounds like a fun little game to me.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Drugmoth on August 28, 2009, 07:05:18 PM
I respectfully disagree.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Daddy on August 28, 2009, 07:26:58 PM
Maybe you just lack spontaneity and an appreciation of the human form.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Drugmoth on August 28, 2009, 07:29:35 PM
No, I just don't wanna see your fucking pubes.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Daddy on August 28, 2009, 07:31:51 PM
Depending on what week it is... It's either hair or bare.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Zoomie on August 28, 2009, 07:33:08 PM
You've seen his ass, it can't be that hairy...
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Daddy on August 28, 2009, 07:36:21 PM
Only if I get lazy and don't shave it. I do about every three weeks.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: tricky on August 28, 2009, 07:37:53 PM
I'd post my pubes but... I'll spare hip the trauma of seeing her friends pubes.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: ttfg on August 28, 2009, 07:40:41 PM
You post yours and i'll post hers. That way its fair.
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Post by: Daddy on August 28, 2009, 07:41:09 PM
I'll cosign that.
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Post by: Drugmoth on August 28, 2009, 08:54:31 PM
I'll throw a Wii game into the pot.  If anything you can sell it.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: 13chemicals on August 29, 2009, 12:59:06 AM
If you buy me a Wii and send it to me, I will send you a full frontal nude picture of me.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Drugmoth on August 29, 2009, 01:20:19 AM
Haha, don't flatter yourself, that's not even close to worth it.  You'd have to send me a sex tape.  Good quality, lighting, and length.  Then I'll send you my Wii with all the games and accessories.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Zoomie on August 29, 2009, 01:24:08 AM
You forgot the rights to market and reproduce whatever she sends you, knucklehead. you ALWAYS demand that.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Wozzeck on August 29, 2009, 01:25:56 AM
The key difference here is that a sex tape would presumably involve a naked, sweaty man.

He's really quite wily about his faggotry.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Zoomie on August 29, 2009, 01:27:14 AM
The key difference here is that a sex tape would presumably involve a naked, sweaty man.

He's really quite wily about his faggotry.

I had not considered this because I like to think the best of most people.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: 13chemicals on August 29, 2009, 01:28:03 AM
if I made a sex tape for him I wouldn't put a man in it unless demanded.  I have a catalog of different kinds of men he could pick from.  The one that kind of looks like a chick, the mod hipster, the seventies hipster, the wigger, the tough guy, the hairy guy, the sexy latin guy, and the teenager.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Daddy on August 29, 2009, 06:34:28 AM
Masturbation movies work well, too.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Drugmoth on August 29, 2009, 06:40:18 AM
Only if she is really into it, using toys and preferably a crazy squirter.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Daddy on August 29, 2009, 06:45:17 AM
One squirter I was with before, I didn't know she was... When she did, it was like someone turned a faucet on. It was quite hot.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Drugmoth on August 29, 2009, 06:54:17 AM
Same exact case as mine.  I'll always have the memories, unless I get lucky twice and hook up with another squirter.  I wonder what the statistics are of the squirters to non-squirters ratio....
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Daddy on August 29, 2009, 06:57:17 AM
I've been with four in my history and one lady that never knew she was until one night she was with me. It was a pleasant surprise for both us.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: 13chemicals on August 29, 2009, 07:23:47 AM
Sounds gross to me

<--- non squirter
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Drugmoth on August 29, 2009, 07:54:54 AM
I'm not just trying to bust your metaphorical balls, I seriously think you'd be quite boring in bed after the guy gets used to riding the one trick pony.  Based on modus alone, the sexually adventurous young man would undoubtedly scoff at the apparently staunch conservative pussy that is Sasha's bored genitals, not losing any speed in his stride as he stumbles upon the anarchistic playground of hedonism that is Brook's twat... a stark contrast to the weepy vagina of 13chemicles, all he can do is fall on his knees and weep in reverence towards tricky's vastly superior orifice.

No offense.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Daddy on August 29, 2009, 08:05:19 AM
There's more to a fun vagina than just squirting. Sure, it's nice and all, but I would prefer a woman who knows her way around a man's body, any day. The worst are those women who just lay there and either expect you to just fuck them while they lay there or similarly think that giving you permission to penetrate them is work enough.

I like a woman who can throw down, now.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Drugmoth on August 29, 2009, 08:18:42 AM
Concurring, it's what I'm doing.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Thrash on August 29, 2009, 02:59:40 PM
smileys are for faggots and pubic hair on a woman is fucking gross.

i has pubes. but i trim that shit. i don't wax/ shave.

i like a full on bush on dudes.

i will stop over sharing now, sorry.

I've seen 'em, I know this to be fact ...
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: tricky on August 29, 2009, 11:29:29 PM
HAHAHA i forgot about that. my bad Thrash.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: hip on August 30, 2009, 12:39:54 AM
dirty girl!
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: mosh on August 30, 2009, 01:57:12 AM
smileys are for faggots and pubic hair on a woman is fucking gross.

i has pubes. but i trim that shit. i don't wax/ shave.

i like a full on bush on dudes.

i will stop over sharing now, sorry.

I've seen 'em, I know this to be fact ...

Do share!!!
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Thrash on August 30, 2009, 01:33:26 PM
HAHAHA i forgot about that. my bad Thrash.

Oh, it's not bad in ANY way, dear ...
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: taiko on August 31, 2009, 12:29:10 AM
Maybe you just lack spontaneity and an appreciation of the human form.

Maybe you're just on a schtick that the rest of us got over last year.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: taiko on August 31, 2009, 12:31:25 AM
Hey, Danzig, you want me to be in your sex tape?

Sasha didn't mention "fat, hairy dude", but I'd volunteer...  for you.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Drugmoth on August 31, 2009, 10:03:03 AM
What about "fat, hairless dude"?  Cuz I qualify for that.
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Post by: underclass on August 31, 2009, 10:08:05 AM
how? you have a fucking mane for chrissakes
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Drugmoth on August 31, 2009, 10:18:00 AM
I know, it's pretty sweet......but the rest of my body doesn't have much hair.
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Post by: ttfg on August 31, 2009, 10:20:29 AM
Shame, you could tell the slut that your sores are ingrown hairs.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Drugmoth on August 31, 2009, 10:26:06 AM
Yeah, that would be like if you tried to pass off your necrotizing fasciitis as a rugburn.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Daddy on August 31, 2009, 08:26:35 PM
Maybe you just lack spontaneity and an appreciation of the human form.

Maybe you're just on a schtick that the rest of us got over last year.

Or perhaps you're just a prick. I'm sure, that's a definitive.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Zoomie on August 31, 2009, 08:39:50 PM
Hypothesis confirmed.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: taiko on September 01, 2009, 10:17:38 AM
Maybe you just lack spontaneity and an appreciation of the human form.

Maybe you're just on a schtick that the rest of us got over last year.

Or perhaps you're just a prick. I'm sure, that's a definitive.

I think he's got it, I think he's got it!

(http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/jmi0226l.jpg)
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Doormouse on September 01, 2009, 10:35:26 AM
I though Rex Harrison only said that after Julie Andrews had learned to say "Rain" and "Spain." What's all this "rine" and "spline" stuff? Am I crazy or are they inaccurate?
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Daddy on September 01, 2009, 07:28:06 PM
Maybe you just lack spontaneity and an appreciation of the human form.

Maybe you're just on a schtick that the rest of us got over last year.

Or perhaps you're just a prick. I'm sure, that's a definitive.

I think he's got it, I think he's got it!


I've learned a thing or two in my time with A-S.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: taiko on September 02, 2009, 08:55:15 AM
I though Rex Harrison only said that after Julie Andrews had learned to say "Rain" and "Spain." What's all this "rine" and "spline" stuff? Am I crazy or are they inaccurate?

I would have preferred an actual screenshot of the moment where that song starts but, after the first 4 pages of google images didn't turn it up through 3 result sets, I just took what was available.

Kind of like last call.
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Post by: Doormouse on September 02, 2009, 09:05:24 AM
Hah. Yeah and I made not one but two typos in my haste to point out the errors of the cartoon. Looks like I should shut my mouth.
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: mosh on September 03, 2009, 04:56:54 AM
self-pwnd
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Post by: Thrash on January 26, 2013, 03:29:57 PM
You know, this question was NEVER answered ...
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: mosh on January 27, 2013, 02:36:12 AM
Really, almost 4 years later, you care about this?
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Thrash on January 27, 2013, 02:39:30 AM
Not really; I just saw this and realized we never got an answer ...
Title: Re: My Pubic Hair
Post by: Zoomie on January 27, 2013, 05:44:37 PM
I'mma need to see that thang split and glistening in return for a Wii... And no blood.

And this is discounting the fact that I owe you a can opener, Sasha...