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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: (_)_)===D on August 28, 2009, 09:28:56 AM

Title: So who likes it in the ass?
Post by: (_)_)===D on August 28, 2009, 09:28:56 AM: Don't worry ladies, it's a routine question.
Title: Re: So who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Zoomie on August 28, 2009, 09:33:34 AM: Completely forgot about this question with the new batch.

And you forgot to call them sluts in the question, amateur.
Title: Re: So who likes it in the ass?
Post by: (_)_)===D on August 28, 2009, 09:35:05 AM: Hey, don't tell me how my own schtick works.
Title: Re: So who likes it in the ass?
Post by: hip on August 28, 2009, 11:24:07 AM: you know i do. or when the cock is too big, a finger will do.

all the frustration i feel for this place's newly acquired lameness has turned me into a poet. i'm officially tortured.
Title: Re: So who likes it in the ass?
Post by: underclass on August 28, 2009, 11:27:09 AM: tortured in the butt
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Post by: hip on August 28, 2009, 11:29:44 AM: i'll take that over smiley torture any day. it's gotta be up there with waterboarding.
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Post by: NotDead on August 28, 2009, 12:03:03 PM: Quote from: hip on August 28, 2009, 11:29:44 AM
i'll take that over smiley torture any day. it's gotta be up there with waterboarding.

Who the fuck named them smilies anyway? How about frownies?

>:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: So who likes it in the ass?
Post by: hip on August 28, 2009, 01:27:42 PM: smile like a doughnut, get on all fours, and let a few of our boys welcome you. they'll close their eyes and pretend you're megan fox, so don't worry. it's not gay or anything.
Title: Re: So who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Drugmoth on August 28, 2009, 01:42:06 PM: "Don't worry. It's not gay or anything." would be a great motto for L-G.
Title: Re: So who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Thrash on August 29, 2009, 03:35:40 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on August 28, 2009, 09:33:34 AM
Completely forgot about this question with the new batch.

And you forgot to call them sluts in the question, amateur.

I'd already done this ...
But that's ok; not that you're masturbating or anything ...
Title: Re: So who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Zoomie on August 29, 2009, 08:18:41 PM: No, I'm saving it up until I get down there so you and Mosh can watch.
Title: Re: So who likes it in the ass?
Post by: ttfg on August 29, 2009, 08:30:06 PM: I have taken it up the ass further than any other guy on this board.

Did somebody say quotebox ? f u c k o f f.
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Post by: Zoomie on August 29, 2009, 08:47:56 PM: I cannot argue with a single word of the previous post.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on August 29, 2009, 08:58:47 PM: Zoomie and HoJo, sittin in a tree!
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Post by: Zoomie on August 29, 2009, 09:07:24 PM: Yeah i don't need a boat trailer next week...
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Post by: Doormouse on August 29, 2009, 09:12:49 PM: so is hojo banal now?
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Post by: ttfg on August 29, 2009, 09:18:21 PM: Yeah. I removed the screen name and am going by the log in.
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Post by: Zoomie on August 29, 2009, 09:18:44 PM: Try to keep up.
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Post by: communist twat on August 29, 2009, 11:28:38 PM: *gasp* i love anal!
Title: Re: So who likes it in the ass?
Post by: tricky on August 30, 2009, 12:20:21 AM: Quote from: banal on August 29, 2009, 08:30:06 PM
I have taken it up the ass further than any other guy on this board.

Did somebody say quotebox ? f u c k o f f.

lolz

this morning, this was whispered into my ear: "I want you to fuck me with your cock."

HAWT. needless to say i obliged.
Title: Re: So who likes it in the ass?
Post by: ttfg on August 30, 2009, 05:47:20 AM: Im the only pro you know.
Title: Re: So who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Thrash on August 30, 2009, 01:43:09 PM: Quote from: tricky on August 30, 2009, 12:20:21 AM
Quote from: banal on August 29, 2009, 08:30:06 PM
I have taken it up the ass further than any other guy on this board.

Did somebody say quotebox ? f u c k o f f.

lolz

this morning, this was whispered into my ear: "I want you to fuck me with your cock."

HAWT. needless to say i obliged.

We need to have an intervention or something ...
Either that, or the convo we had earlier worked ...

Meanwhile, I'm hanging with 2 girls that'd say:
Quote from: communist twat on August 29, 2009, 11:28:38 PM
*gasp* i love anal!

Now, if I could just get them TOGETHER, I'd be in business ....
Title: Re: So who likes it in the ass?
Post by: tricky on August 30, 2009, 02:28:16 PM: An intervention of what?

The convo we had earlier?

Thrash, don't worry, it's the same guy. He's hot.
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Post by: Lothar on August 30, 2009, 04:26:56 PM: And ginger of bum.
Title: Re: So who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Thrash on August 31, 2009, 04:26:16 PM: Quote from: tricky on August 30, 2009, 02:28:16 PM
An intervention of what?

The convo we had earlier?

Thrash, don't worry, it's the same guy. He's hot.

None needed then ...
Title: Re: So who likes it in the ass?
Post by: mosh on August 31, 2009, 07:04:07 PM: Quote from: communist twat on August 29, 2009, 11:28:38 PM
*gasp* i love anal!

Pitching or catching?

See, Dave likes to be bottom.
Title: Re: So who likes it in the ass?
Post by: fyrenza on September 01, 2009, 12:39:38 AM: You know what?

Me.

i like to put a tampon in my ass before sex ~ tightens EVERYTHING up, seems to make my G-spot more accessible, and it's basically HYGIENIC!

Sorry about the interruption...
Title: Re: So who likes it in the ass?
Post by: 13chemicals on September 01, 2009, 01:11:04 AM: I had anal to anal with my exboyfriend. He bought one of those long black double ended dildos and wanted to do what we saw in that movie Requiem for a Dream. We did, it was hot.
Title: Re: So who likes it in the ass?
Post by: FAH-Q on September 01, 2009, 01:13:54 AM: Gross.
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Post by: 13chemicals on September 01, 2009, 01:23:58 AM: Delightfully grotesque!
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Post by: FAH-Q on September 01, 2009, 01:37:38 AM: Agreed, except for the delightfully part.
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Post by: taiko on September 01, 2009, 10:06:59 AM: Quote from: FAH-Q on September 01, 2009, 01:37:38 AM
Agreed, except for the delightfully part.

It'll be okay, si. just think of jennifer connely.
Title: Re: So who likes it in the ass?
Post by: (_)_)===D on September 01, 2009, 10:27:58 AM: Quote from: FAH-Q on September 01, 2009, 01:13:54 AM
Gross.
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Post by: Thrash on September 03, 2009, 02:36:08 PM: Hmmm, I'm trying to think if this officially derailed the thread or not ...
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Post by: fyrenza on September 04, 2009, 03:57:36 AM: Oh, it did

HOW do you decide, amongst a bunch of stoners and/or alchies,

WHERE ANYthing should go?

i do NOT envy you your job with this forum. Not that i wouldn't take the TITLE ~ i'm just not THAT 'into" the grunt work...
Title: Re: So who likes it in the ass?
Post by: underclass on September 04, 2009, 04:22:13 AM: tricky told me all about how she likes it in the colon on skype
Title: Re: So who likes it in the ass?
Post by: tricky on September 04, 2009, 07:46:30 AM: LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE

I used to like it in the butt, but then my ex with his massive cock ruined it for me (not the ex you guy know, different one). That didn't feel pleasant at all. Since him I'm tried it twice and didn't like it. But I should give it another try with the dude I'm seeing/ fucking now.
Title: Re: So who likes it in the ass?
Post by: hip on September 04, 2009, 09:46:54 AM: luckily my bf now says he's not all about it, as i've mentioned before that sometimes i can barely take his huge cock in my pussy nevermind my ass. i can't imagine. but i had a boyfriend who would literally regularly beg for it til i'd cave and give in. i liked it a lot most of the time, but usually needed to be emotionally lubed up beforehand with copious amounts of alcohol.
Title: Re: So who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Thrash on September 04, 2009, 03:23:54 PM: Quote from: tricky on September 04, 2009, 07:46:30 AM
LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE

I used to like it in the butt, but then my ex with his massive cock ruined it for me (not the ex you guy know, different one). That didn't feel pleasant at all. Since him I'm tried it twice and didn't like it. But I should give it another try with the dude I'm seeing/ fucking now.
Quote from: hip on September 04, 2009, 09:46:54 AM
luckily my bf now says he's not all about it, as i've mentioned before that sometimes i can barely take his huge cock in my pussy nevermind my ass. i can't imagine. but i had a boyfriend who would literally regularly beg for it til i'd cave and give in. i liked it a lot most of the time, but usually needed to be emotionally lubed up beforehand with copious amounts of alcohol.
Title: Re: So who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Lothar on September 09, 2009, 04:38:43 PM: Quote from: Thrash on September 04, 2009, 03:23:54 PM
Quote from: tricky on September 04, 2009, 07:46:30 AM
LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE

I used to like it in the butt, but then my ex with his massive cock ruined it for me (not the ex you guy know, different one). That didn't feel pleasant at all. Since him I'm tried it twice and didn't like it. But I should give it another try with the dude I'm seeing/ fucking now.
Quote from: hip on September 04, 2009, 09:46:54 AM
luckily my bf now says he's not all about it, as i've mentioned before that sometimes i can barely take his huge cock in my pussy nevermind my ass. i can't imagine. but i had a boyfriend who would literally regularly beg for it til i'd cave and give in. i liked it a lot most of the time, but usually needed to be emotionally lubed up beforehand with copious amounts of alcohol.

YOU SHOULD SEE THIS FUCKIN HAWG I THROW INTO BITCHES! THEY CAN'T STAND IT!

AUGH I HAVE A BIG CAWK!
Title: Re: So who likes it in the ass?
Post by: FAH-Q on September 09, 2009, 04:53:30 PM: Hahahahaha WICKED BIG!
Title: Re: So who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Thrash on September 11, 2009, 09:16:20 PM: It's a curse, I know ...