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Title: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: (_)_)===D on August 28, 2009, 10:10:53 AM
Can you believe they're making TWO of them? Do we really need that many 2012 movies?
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 28, 2009, 10:15:45 AM
Yes.  How many movies were there for Y2K?  We need at least an equal number of movies to stoke the apocalyptic fervor!
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Zoomie on August 28, 2009, 10:18:38 AM
THE 12 YEAR LOCUST OF THE APOCALYPSE IS ALMOST UPON US AGAIN! REPENT NOW WHILST THERE IS STILL TIME YE SINNERS!
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Drugmoth on August 28, 2009, 02:33:35 PM
And you KNOW that the apocalypse will happen on 2012, because the apocalypse has clearly happened every single time it was predicted in history.
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: 13chemicals on August 29, 2009, 02:34:24 AM
That is why I live every day like there is no tomorrow!
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: FAH-Q on August 29, 2009, 03:38:16 PM
THE 12 YEAR LOCUST OF THE APOCALYPSE IS ALMOST UPON US AGAIN! REPENT NOW WHILST THERE IS STILL TIME YE SINNERS!

I AM THE LONE LOCUST OF THE APOCALYPSE. THINK OF ME WHEN YOU LOOK TO THE NIGHT SKY.
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: mosh on August 30, 2009, 03:42:37 AM
It's like the proliferation of Vampire TV shows  lately...

JESUS CHRIST. How many clones of the same theme can we bear???
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: fyrenza on September 02, 2009, 02:01:33 PM
Vampires aren't even COOL ...
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Drugmoth on September 02, 2009, 04:30:00 PM
True Blood and Martin are the only vampire shows/movies I like.
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Emperor Reagan on September 02, 2009, 05:21:41 PM
I generally like vampires.

What I don't like are fucking retarded vampires that sparkle.  And most of the current crop of vampire stuff is treading pretty close to that territory.
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: ttfg on September 02, 2009, 05:23:06 PM
Vampires are not real Emp.
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Emperor Reagan on September 02, 2009, 05:38:16 PM
Yeah, neither do zombies or dragons or orcs or ghosts or angels or demons or anything else awesome.  Life is a big fucking disappointment. 
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: ttfg on September 02, 2009, 05:40:00 PM
Thank god for that eh.
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Emperor Reagan on September 02, 2009, 05:52:08 PM
Speaking of god, I was watching a show on galaxies on the science channel last night after working out.  I spent most of the show dozing on the couch and thinking it would be pretty awesome if galaxies were sentient beings.
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: FAH-Q on September 02, 2009, 07:15:09 PM
That is a pretty damn cool notion. Makes more sense to me than some dude floating around on a cloud or whatever, anyway.

Also, re: vampires, has anyone seen Let the Right One In?
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Zoomie on September 04, 2009, 07:26:18 AM
No and I'm not awake enough to care or google it. What is it, a gay gameshow?
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: taiko on September 04, 2009, 09:07:12 AM
I spent most of the show dozing on the couch and thinking it would be pretty awesome if galaxies were sentient beings.

Galactic collisions are, what...  some kind of space sex?
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Emperor Reagan on September 04, 2009, 09:33:41 AM
Maybe they're space fights!

Let the Right One In is a vampire movie from Sweden I think.
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: FAH-Q on September 04, 2009, 04:00:09 PM
Yeah. I have a copy of it on my PS3, and haven't watched it yet. Hear it's supposed to be good though.

Also why is this thread here, come to think of it?
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Nitya on September 04, 2009, 04:02:51 PM
I think it was made when they were trying to taunt Drugmoth.
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Emperor Reagan on September 04, 2009, 04:11:26 PM
Yup.  Just purposely posting threads in the wrong forums.

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=1146.0 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=1146.0)
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: FAH-Q on September 04, 2009, 04:15:12 PM
I like it!
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: fyrenza on September 04, 2009, 05:52:00 PM
i didn't even notice...
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Strawberry SancheZ on September 04, 2009, 06:16:54 PM
gotta admit they have some clever advertising/promotions though

http://www.instituteforhumancontinuity.org/ (http://www.instituteforhumancontinuity.org/)
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: 13chemicals on September 06, 2009, 05:17:23 AM
You have stolen my heart cockNspiel.
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Zoomie on September 06, 2009, 09:35:57 AM
No seriously. I'm going to build an ark on top of a mountain someplace and fill it with plants and teenaged girls.

We as a species must survive.
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: mosh on September 06, 2009, 09:53:14 AM
We can survive on eating teenaged girls alright, and on getting toasted on hemp... but what about beer???
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Zoomie on September 06, 2009, 10:02:55 AM
What do you mean "we" Aussie Aus-born?
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: mosh on September 06, 2009, 10:13:24 AM
Ahhh, that's how its gonna be, huh?

Fine, I'll build my own damn ark out of leaves and twigs, populate it with teenaged girls and weed, and beer!
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: fyrenza on September 06, 2009, 12:54:14 PM
Ahhh, that's how its gonna be, huh?

Fine, I'll build my own damn ark out of leaves and twigs, populate it with teenaged girls and weed, and beer a WELL-stocked Bar, as well as overflowing refrigerators and freezers, filled with munchies!

Fixed!
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Strawberry SancheZ on September 06, 2009, 09:36:09 PM
You have stolen my heart cockNspiel.


i'll sell it back to you for a kidney and an index finger?!
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Zoomie on September 06, 2009, 09:53:44 PM
She's just excited because I told her you have puffy nipples.
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Strawberry SancheZ on September 06, 2009, 10:04:01 PM
they ARE all the rage these days ya know....

implants are so last year, collagen in the nipples is where its truly at.
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Zoomie on September 06, 2009, 10:06:16 PM
Well between you and IS I'll be able to make a comparison.
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: mosh on September 07, 2009, 05:51:19 AM
O_o

Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Maxillius on November 03, 2009, 12:56:38 PM
If nothing happens on December 21, 2012, I will go and get a school loan on December 22, 2012.

Just pointless before that
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Doormouse on November 03, 2009, 01:01:29 PM
Why?
Do you expect loans to have terrible terms before 12/21/12 because everyone will be getting loans to spend on a final hedonistic bash?
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Emperor Reagan on November 03, 2009, 01:16:16 PM
Student loans do have pretty terrible terms.  The interest rate is good, but the "we will track you down and make you pay no matter what circumstances you find yourself in" part of the deal sucks pretty hard.
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Maxillius on November 04, 2009, 01:01:46 AM
Because if the world's going to end or the aliens come and enslave us or fucking Elvis comes back, says he's NeoJesus, and takes only the fattest and most wasted his Cadillac-shaped ship, AND if the shit hits the fan on 12-21-12, then there's no point in wasting gobs of time and money on an education that will mean squat.  Afterwards, then yeah, I'll go get the history and archeology degree and dig up Atlantis.
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: ttfg on November 04, 2009, 01:04:33 AM
How the fuck did this get in Rhubarb ?
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: FAH-Q on November 04, 2009, 01:05:16 AM
If that's what flicks your switch, then I'd say just go for the student loans already. Ain't shit gonna happen in 2012, since 2012 doesn't exist. We made that shit up.
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Maxillius on November 04, 2009, 01:24:37 AM
Meh.  It makes a good cover story for being a lazy bastard.  Too bad I'll have to man up and do it when the time comes lol.

Of course, if the world really does end, i'll be too busy taking over the world.
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: FAH-Q on November 04, 2009, 01:28:03 AM
lol thats cool
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Doormouse on November 04, 2009, 02:29:25 AM
You're crazy sir. You worry about racking up a huge debt on an education that you believe will be useless to you because you think the world will end? Well if the world ends who's going to hold you accountable for the debt? Are you worried you'll just feel guilty all the time?

Jeeze, if I believed the world would end in 2012, I'd try to maximize the amount of money I borrowed and spend it all while it still has value. I'd try to time things perfectly so that I completely used up all the money I'd borrowed just in time for the fireworks.
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Maxillius on November 04, 2009, 02:35:40 AM
see now that's the thing: what if I'm wrong?  What if I was to borrow and spend thousands of dollars in an orgy of irresponsibility, with the payments to begin just after the theoretical end time just for y'all to be proven right?  I'd be completely fucked that's what. 

Besides, I'm convinced *something* will be different after that date.  Pretty sure it won't be destruction though.
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: ttfg on November 04, 2009, 02:37:48 AM
hmm...
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Doormouse on November 04, 2009, 02:42:10 AM
If you're wrong then you just deferred your life a bit longer by avoiding getting an education due to some vague apprehension fueled by Hollywood.

I'm also convinced something will be different after that date. Just like I was convinced something would be different after Y2K. Time wears inexorably on. Dates change. People are born and die. Life is a stage and we are all actors playing our parts. We have our entrances and our exits. Shit happens.
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Maxillius on November 04, 2009, 02:53:58 AM
More people should wait to find what they really want instead of getting insane amounts of loans they have no hope in hell of ever paying off in an endless search to find something they give a shit about OR setting for what will buy them a house and a Taurus and caring fuck-all about interest or their dreams.

I originally went to Michigan State University with the intention to study Computer Science.  There I discovered there was a LOT of math and it was hard.  I never had to study in high school (just did well by paying attention), so just the concept of reading the book to go back over what the professors discussed in class was beyond me.  Up until recently I didn't have a frakking clue what I actually wanted to do anyway so I'm ahead somewhat in that I haven't wasted anything but time.

While I still enjoy taking my own machines apart (and putting them back together) and maintaining my own network, I think doing it for pay on other peoples' machines would ruin the fun.  i've always enjoyed history though, and that can be much more interesting.
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Doormouse on November 04, 2009, 03:02:54 AM
Are you questioning the American way? What are you, some commie Obama fanatic?
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Zoomie on November 04, 2009, 07:30:28 AM
Something WILL be different. Up will be down, down will be up, and your livingroom will be the floor of the Atlantic ocean.

Or it will just be 2013.

And you can't do a goddam thing to stop or change either one. So why waste your time worrying about it? Party on, Garth.
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Emperor Reagan on November 04, 2009, 09:23:30 AM
I'm still hoping for total annihilation!

That isn't really tied to 2012 at all, though.  It could happen tomorrow, in 2012, or at any other point (as long as I'm alive to recognize the destruction and get blown away with everyone else) and I would be equally satisfied.

And I still hope for it even if I'm not around to experience it.  Whether through natural or supernatural means, through human agency or purely normal feedback mechanisms, I say good fucking riddance and bring on the great purge.
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Maxillius on November 04, 2009, 11:07:48 AM
Meh.  Not worried about it per se, but I am slowly building a takeover force.  So far it's crap and one or two I'm planning on taking down due to "friendly fire", but I'm waiting.
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Nitya on November 04, 2009, 12:16:32 PM
How the fuck did this get in Rhubarb ?

Was no one paying attention when all these threads were made?
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Doormouse on November 04, 2009, 02:00:01 PM
I'm still hoping for total annihilation!

That isn't really tied to 2012 at all, though.  It could happen tomorrow, in 2012, or at any other point (as long as I'm alive to recognize the destruction and get blown away with everyone else) and I would be equally satisfied.
I've had this thought many times. I'd like to experience it, though. I want to see people join together to face adversity. Call me sappy, but I want to see a unified human response to a threatened disaster like a meteor bearing down on us or a supervolvano situation or something. I have no children that I need to think about. I like disaster.
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Maxillius on November 04, 2009, 04:33:42 PM
I'm reminded of a youtube video where an object about 500 miles in diameter hits the earth.  If it's shown in real-time total destruction is in about 2 minutes.

please hold while I find it.

EDIT: found it.  I was wrong though, it's a 500 km rock and it's not real-time.  Close enough though, and if one of those came there's not a damn thing we could do to stop it.

edit 2: forgot the fucking link: Total Destruction Ep.4 - Earth's Demise (death) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_OYpNlwP8U#normal)
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Doormouse on November 05, 2009, 10:23:52 PM
Ouch. Sucks to be Japan.
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Maxillius on November 06, 2009, 12:12:24 AM
We better hope we've got FTL travel and other colonies before that happens
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: FAH-Q on November 06, 2009, 03:11:47 AM
It's kinda amusing to me that such a large percentage of the population seems to believe that humans are here to stay. We're not. We're here for a bit, then we'll be gone.
Title: Re: Those 2012 movies coming out
Post by: Zoomie on November 06, 2009, 06:54:57 AM
We're here for a bit, then we'll be gone.

gone forever...
*Cue Music*
Alan Parsons Project "TIME" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvwrSdMY7dQ&feature=related#normal)