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Title: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Drugmoth on August 29, 2009, 03:31:39 AM
So this chick, a different and older chick than the other one (she's 28) wants me to come hang out with her tomorrow so we can drink wine and chill.  It turns out she is roommates with another female that I met online and hung out with for a little while.  Actually, she really wants me to come over.  Throughout the entire night she kept telling me again and again, what seemed liked a dozen times, that she wanted me to go over her place for booze, epic snuggling, and "maybe little kisses".  Below are a few excerpts from tonight's chat. 

For the record, she has already been informed that I am a fat, apathetic, jobless druggie (and any other crap about me)...and that I'm only looking for a friend...and not looking for sex right now (which might or might not be 90% due to the fact that I'd like to delay telling any chick that I have HPV for as long as possible).  This is the exact reason why I made the decision to air all of my dirty laundry immediately (other than STD thing) when I start talking to a girl; so this chick knows exactly who I am and what I'm about so I will know if she is truly into me or not.  I think it was a wise decision.

As for the suspicious: any omissions from the chat are NOT going to change the context of the sentences, I swear to zombie christ.  It's just to cut out the bullshit and get to the point :D

Quote
Sarah:   how do you feel about touching?
Me:   Touching what?
Sarah:   people
Me:   I'm totally cool with it.....(Etc.)
(Etc.)
Sarah:   I say that but most people get the feeling that if they touch me I'll freak out and mostly that's because i will... If i like you and want you to touch me i don't want you to stop
Me:   I would never touch someone unless I was getting total green lights
(Etc.)
Sarah:   you might be able to touch me fairly quickly
A couple hours later...
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Sarah:   dude if you hang out and we touch will you rub my shoulders? do you do that?
Me:   Hah, you really don't even have to ask
Me:   I like touching goils
Sarah:   lol okay
Sarah:   really need a shoulder rub
At the end of the convo she seems to get a tad aggressive about how she wants me over there since I hadn't given her a concrete yes or no about it (I'll explain why later)...
Quote
(Etc.)
Sarah:   it would make me happy if that helps at all
Me:   It would make you happy if I drank?
Me:   Haha
Sarah:   if you came over
Me:   Oh ok
Me:   I feel bad about not giving you a definite answer tonight, cuz I normally don't do that
Me:   BUt I really have to go by how I feel
Sarah:   it's okay im also doing my crazy random routine
Me:   If it's random then it isn't a routine, is it?
Sarah:   that's true. I'm just like this. I want you over here now actually.

So apparently she wants me over there now and she really would like me to touch her.  Yeah, I was thinking "Whaaaaaaaa???......*blink blink*........FUCKING SWEET!".  I almost forgot what it was like to have a chick want me, it's been so long ever since I became really reclusive.  And fuck, I imagined getting close and personal with this chick, and trying to remember "What exactly am I supposed to do with these so-called "females" that are all smooth and smell nice?" 
Haha, ok, that wasn't true.  I'm not that bad.  I'm pretty sure that rediscovering my game is kinda like riding a bike.  The issue at the moment though, as you can see in the above excerpt, is that I've been on a speed run and she wants me over tomorrow night or I won't be able to go over for a couple weeks.  The thing is, is that I have no fucking idea where my head will be at and if I will even have it in me tomorrow to go visit.  I'll be trying my damnedest to get my head together so I can make this happen.  I just realized though that the likelihood of things getting heated beyond what our plans are is pretty high...and I reeeeeeally don't wanna have to give that painful speech about why I can't fuck...just not that fucking soon, you know?  But on a positive note, if she ends up being really horny I'll be more than happy to give her the best oral of her life, and I think that would be something we could both enjoy very much considering the circumstances.  So, yeah, as of now, I'm really nervous about this as if I was in high school again.  I'll fill you all in on the juicy details, but I'll refrain from posting a bagman-esque Penthouse letter that would be in the dictionary under "TMI". 

Comments, questions, hints, or tips?

*Fuck, I almost forgot the most important part: the pics.  I gotta go fetch them.
**Update:  She ended up telling me she had cervical cancer, and we got on the subject of HPV.  I felt comfortable enough with her and told her, she didn't think it was a big deal at all (or so that's how she came off...who knows if she was just being nice and decided not to talk to me anymore.....there goes my paranoia).  Point:  I'm really fucking glad that shit is out of the way.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Drugmoth on August 29, 2009, 03:51:38 AM
Ok, got pics:
(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/3177/sarah5.jpg)
(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/2723/sarah1l.jpg)
(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/62/sarah2v.jpg)
(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/2043/sarah3y.jpg)
(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5179/sarah4.jpg)
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: ttfg on August 29, 2009, 04:56:19 AM
There is something familiar about those pics. And you answered your own question/s in the post.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Drugmoth on August 29, 2009, 05:12:10 AM
1.  I would be very intrigued if you happened to recognize some random girl from central Maine, especially considering you live on the other side of the planet.
2.  I had questions in the post?  And I answered the questions that I didn't know I asked???  Wow.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: ttfg on August 29, 2009, 05:17:17 AM
I read the question ' Am I a pussy ? ' I read the answer as ' Yes.'

p.s. What difference does my location make when I say somebody looks familiar ?
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: mosh on August 29, 2009, 05:19:41 AM
Double fist her.

That's the way to conduct a first date.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Drugmoth on August 29, 2009, 05:28:00 AM
I read the question ' Am I a pussy ? ' I read the answer as ' Yes.'

Oh! I almost forgot: Your mom.

p.s. What difference does my location make when I say somebody looks familiar ?

*sigh*.....I really don't like having the job of answering retarded questions.  Well, I suppose someone has to do it:  It makes a huge fucking difference because the farther you are from someone who's pic you recognize, the more gigantic oceans are in between you and that person, than the less likely you would most certainly be of actually knowing this person.

Sincerely,
-Captain Obvious

Double fist her.

That's the way to conduct a first date.

In all seriousness, I would totally do it if she requested.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: ttfg on August 29, 2009, 05:51:06 AM
I said she LOOKED familiar not, I KNOW HER. Dipshit. I mean ffs ....INTERNET ? That thing you use to pretend you have a life ?  So my location means fuck all.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Daddy on August 29, 2009, 06:19:59 AM
She looks like a girl I knew who would blow anybody on the first date. Sweet girl. Great skills. Maybe you will have similar luck?
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Drugmoth on August 29, 2009, 06:28:37 AM
I said she LOOKED familiar not, I KNOW HER. Dipshit. I mean ffs ....INTERNET ? That thing you use to pretend you have a life ?  So my location means fuck all.

I've noticed that the longer and more drawn out a patronizing post is, the more the target of said message flips their shit.  Hehehe.....

Calm down my niggs...I'm just playin' whichyo cracker ass.....here, try some of this:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000E671X4.jpg)

She looks like a girl I knew who would blow anybody on the first date. Sweet girl. Great skills. Maybe you will have similar luck?

In good time.....in good time.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Daddy on August 29, 2009, 06:40:36 AM
Tell her you can fill the void in her life, but don't let on that by void you mean any place where your dick can go.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Drugmoth on August 29, 2009, 06:50:18 AM
You mean try and make her want it subliminally?

....shit, I gotta get on top of infusing my own personal backmasked lyrics with her favorite albums.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Daddy on August 29, 2009, 06:53:35 AM
She seems the type that already wants it. No coaxing needed.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Drugmoth on August 29, 2009, 06:56:34 AM
Well I know for a fact that she definitely wants to be touched.....and in my mind the logical conclusion is touching the insides.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Daddy on August 29, 2009, 06:58:02 AM
Sounds more like she is just being coy.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Drugmoth on August 29, 2009, 07:03:09 AM
Most likely.  And don't forget the shenanigans that alcohol can induce.  Who knows what the fuck will happen when she starts drinking .....hopefully penetration of multiple orifices.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Daddy on August 29, 2009, 07:10:30 AM
Might want to check her disease status as well before you starting stabbing her with the pork sword or the tongue dagger.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: 13chemicals on August 29, 2009, 07:22:46 AM
She looks like she's pretty fat.  I wouldn't hit it if I were you.  She looks like someone who would fall in love instantly and then go psycho on you.... but she does look like someone who would suck your cock on the first date.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: mosh on August 29, 2009, 07:26:34 AM
What is that thing about piercing above the lip about?
it looks fucking horrible.

She looks like she has large tits, which is a plus. She also looks much younger then 28, which may not be a plus.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Daddy on August 29, 2009, 07:58:48 AM
The Monroe piercing is hit and miss. On some chicks, it looks great and quite natural. On others, it just looks like they are doing anything for attention.

And she does have that doe eyed look that whispers in your ear, "If you touch my vagina with anything remotely phallus looking, we are bound together forever, no matter what other whore you are with."

But chubby chicks are great lays. Now that I think about it, I haven't done a skinny chick in wow... 12 years. I'm good with it.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Drugmoth on August 29, 2009, 08:15:00 AM
She looks like she's pretty fat.  I wouldn't hit it if I were you. 

1.  Completely disregarding my own weight, my social status, or anything else that society might use as a guide to what "league" I'm in......I still love big girls.  Has that not been established yet? 

2.  Even if I wasn't fond of big girls, it would be quite hypocritical of me to judge and deem someone as unfuckable when that person is clearly on the same level of fuckability as myself.

Also, it's not becoming of you to be so blatantly shallow (at least try and pretend to appear otherwise), especially when you're not model material yourself.  Just sayin'.....humbleness is generally regarded as a favorable trait.

The Monroe piercing is hit and miss. On some chicks, it looks great and quite natural. On others, it just looks like they are doing anything for attention.

And she does have that doe eyed look that whispers in your ear, "If you touch my vagina with anything remotely phallus looking, we are bound together forever, no matter what other whore you are with."

But chubby chicks are great lays. Now that I think about it, I haven't done a skinny chick in wow... 12 years. I'm good with it.

Indeed, the truth is that the largest girl I had ever been with was the best fuck and gave the best head.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: collywobble on August 29, 2009, 12:25:28 PM
What's the big deal?  Wrap it up and stick it in, man.  Or do the teen thing and dry hump.  You know...just be kinda gentle...you might pop her cancer or some shit.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: mosh on August 29, 2009, 12:27:26 PM
You know...just be kinda gentle...you might pop her cancer or some shit.

hahahahaha
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Wozzeck on August 29, 2009, 12:56:25 PM
Sasha is right, bitch just wants to trap you with a jellyfish baby (http://wordie.org/words/jellyfish%20baby).
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: (_)_)===D on August 29, 2009, 12:58:20 PM
She looks like she's pretty fat.  I wouldn't hit it if I were you.  She looks like someone who would fall in love instantly and then go psycho on you.... but she does look like someone who would suck your cock on the first date.

Sasha's absolutely correct, but I'd like to add that not only does she look like someone who's going to go crazy on you, her chat also sounds like someone who's going to go crazy on you.

Still, I disagree with Sasha's advice not to hit it. I advise you to hit it, and then watch the fireworks of craziness afterward.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: mosh on August 29, 2009, 01:05:58 PM
Where can I get a jellyfish baby? They sound awesome.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Drugmoth on August 29, 2009, 02:38:07 PM
She looks like she's pretty fat.  I wouldn't hit it if I were you.  She looks like someone who would fall in love instantly and then go psycho on you.... but she does look like someone who would suck your cock on the first date.

Sasha's absolutely correct, but I'd like to add that not only does she look like someone who's going to go crazy on you, her chat also sounds like someone who's going to go crazy on you.

Still, I disagree with Sasha's advice not to hit it. I advise you to hit it, and then watch the fireworks of craziness afterward.

I'm just really curious if she will be the good, neutral, or bad crazy.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Thrash on August 29, 2009, 03:14:34 PM
Go find out, asswipe!
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Daddy on August 29, 2009, 04:34:17 PM

I'm just really curious if she will be the good, neutral, or bad crazy.

Well, go fuck her and find out! And take vagina photos and post them here.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Thrash on August 29, 2009, 06:00:58 PM
Go find out, asswipe!

I'm just really curious if she will be the good, neutral, or bad crazy.

Well, go fuck her and find out! And take vagina photos and post them here.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: FAH-Q on August 29, 2009, 06:10:31 PM
The issue at the moment though, as you can see in the above excerpt, is that I've been on a speed run and she wants me over tomorrow night or I won't be able to go over for a couple weeks.  The thing is, is that I have no fucking idea where my head will be at and if I will even have it in me tomorrow to go visit.

You're fucking kidding.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Wozzeck on August 29, 2009, 06:35:11 PM
Quote
The issue at the moment though, as you can see in the above excerpt, is that I've been on a speed run and she wants me over tomorrow night or I won't be able to go over for a couple weeks.  The thing is, is that I have no fucking idea where my testicles are and if I will even have it in me tomorrow to go visit.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: bagman on August 30, 2009, 01:00:54 PM
There's nothing like the smell of pure and unadulterated desperation in the air. This big bitch wants you over so quickly and is willing to look past the fact that you have little creatures on your dong,  because she's lonely.

Also, she does look very familiar to me too. Actually I know what it is... she looks like the Jewish girl with the enormous tits, that I took out a few times last year.

(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4669/ledeb38877074f87fe053fe.jpg)
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Thrash on August 30, 2009, 01:45:17 PM
Uhm, Kyle ...
Uhm ....
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: tricky on August 30, 2009, 02:24:39 PM
That girl on the right, Kyle? Ugh. That is nasty. Her tall friend with the tattoos is hot, though. But I'm sure she's out of your league.

Danzig- hit it as many times as you can. Duh.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: ttfg on August 30, 2009, 02:31:10 PM
Dam. it's like Kyle managed to get 2 of my X's together for a pic.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: bagman on August 30, 2009, 04:17:33 PM
That girl on the right, Kyle? Ugh. That is nasty. Her tall friend with the tattoos is hot, though.


I always knew you were a dyke at heart.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Zoomie on August 30, 2009, 04:20:50 PM
I always knew you were a strap-on wearing bull dyke at heart.

Corrected.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: tricky on August 30, 2009, 05:34:36 PM
I'm not a dyke, however you say that as if being a dyke is a bad thing?
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 30, 2009, 07:34:07 PM
I agree that the tall girl is hot.  I like tattooed girls generally.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: underclass on August 30, 2009, 08:36:51 PM
if those are the choices, I'm sitting at the bar watching sportscenter. Hopefully two buildings down the street.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 30, 2009, 08:54:46 PM
if those are the choices, I'm sitting at the bar watching sportscenter. Hopefully two buildings down the street.

Well, there is that.  I see a Jagermeister t-shirt in the background, which means odds are that they're at a terrible concert.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: tricky on August 30, 2009, 09:27:11 PM
I agree that the tall girl is hot.  I like tattooed girls generally.

dyke
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Doormouse on August 30, 2009, 09:44:49 PM
Yeah there's nothing hot about that picture in any way.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 30, 2009, 09:45:39 PM
I agree that the tall girl is hot.  I like tattooed girls generally.

dyke

Considering the number of dykes I end up hitting on, it's probably true.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Libertine on August 30, 2009, 09:46:07 PM
I fucked a girl like this one time.  She was crazy.  I left her in a pile of her own tears and my own semen and never spoke to her again.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Drugmoth on August 31, 2009, 09:32:00 AM
Well good fucking morning to you all.  That was a crazy 24 hours I spent over at her house.  I really don't think things could have turned out much better than they did.  Here's how things went down...

The entire time consisted of me getting to know this girl, and at the beginning I realized that this is a super cool chick.  I never got tired of talking to her once, and we talked the entire fucking time.  It was established that both of us do not want a relationship, only a close friend + benefits, and we hit it off great.  We were awake the entire time, fueled by Vyvanse, alcohol, and I also had some DXM.  Things started with lots of cuddling and making out, and it was fucking great to finally touch a female again, heh.  Slowly throughout the night I learned that this girl is a super slut extraordinaire.  A total sexual deviant that is into BDSM and much, much more.  She told me countless stories of all the crazy and nasty things she is into and has done.  Lactation is her favorite fetish.  I mean, the chick has a fucking tramp stamp that says SLAVE that she got when she was 19.  No fucking shit.  I don't even know where to begin with all the nasty shit she has done with men and women, just fucking take my word for it, she's deviant as all fuck.  She pretty much told me that she wants to find lots of dirty and creative ways that we can fuck around without having actual sex to get around the HPV problem.  She was excited at the idea of me watching her get fucked by someone else, among other things.  I ended up pounding her with a huge dildo at the end of the night while I called her things like "dirty slut" and "dumb little bitch".  She seemed to REALLY like that. :)

So I'm supposed to visit again next weekend.  This is the best friend with benefits EVAR.  Just look at this shit eating grin, it says a thousand words:

(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4797/sarahandi.jpg)
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: ttfg on August 31, 2009, 09:35:46 AM
Good thing you havent posted pics of her then eh.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: tricky on August 31, 2009, 09:37:19 AM
Quote from: ChemCaterpillar
super slut extraordinaire.

high five!

Quote from: ChemCaterpillar
she wants to find lots of dirty and creative ways that we can fuck around without having actual sex to get around the HPV problem.

huh? when you say "fuck around" do you mean you two will include other people somehow without actually fucking them? or do you mean.... you two are not going to fuck?

oh, and shave the neckbeard and get a haircut. what are you, a HF refugee?
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Drugmoth on August 31, 2009, 09:41:04 AM
Quote from: ChemCaterpillar
super slut extraordinaire.

high five!

Quote from: ChemCaterpillar
she wants to find lots of dirty and creative ways that we can fuck around without having actual sex to get around the HPV problem.

huh? when you say "fuck around" do you mean you two will include other people somehow without actually fucking them? or do you mean.... you two are not going to fuck?

oh, and shave the neckbeard and get a haircut. what are you, an HF refugee?

She loves the hair, I'm not shaving it.  And I mean that we will do everything that doesn't include sticking my dick in her.  Fact is, it could kill her if I fucked her.  Her cervix has already been ravaged by cancer, caused by another type of HPV strain.  Contracting another kind could destroy her cervix and kill her.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: tricky on August 31, 2009, 09:45:12 AM
So that means you probably won't put it in her anywhere?

Maybe put it in her ear.

Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: underclass on August 31, 2009, 09:46:00 AM
PUT IT HER COLON
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: tricky on August 31, 2009, 09:48:20 AM
tell your wife that you want to make sweet love to her colon.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Drugmoth on August 31, 2009, 10:01:05 AM
I'm sure I'll convince her to let me put, just the tip!, in her ass or something.  She likes creampies.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: underclass on August 31, 2009, 10:06:56 AM
the neck beard reminds me of the original Planet Of The Apes

(http://www.lonelyreviewer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/planet.jpg)
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Drugmoth on August 31, 2009, 10:16:51 AM
Shut it up, you damn dirty ape.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Thrash on August 31, 2009, 06:25:54 PM
So how do you get off with all this?
Stand over the sink jacking off while looking at her fuck herself and/or others in the mirror?
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: mosh on August 31, 2009, 06:56:35 PM
I agree that the tall girl is hot.  I like tattooed girls generally.

That tall girl is a guy.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: mosh on August 31, 2009, 06:58:24 PM
Quote from: ChemCaterpillar
super slut extraordinaire.

high five!

Quote from: ChemCaterpillar
she wants to find lots of dirty and creative ways that we can fuck around without having actual sex to get around the HPV problem.

huh? when you say "fuck around" do you mean you two will include other people somehow without actually fucking them? or do you mean.... you two are not going to fuck?

oh, and shave the neckbeard and get a haircut. what are you, an HF refugee?

She loves the hair, I'm not shaving it.  And I mean that we will do everything that doesn't include sticking my dick in her.  Fact is, it could kill her if I fucked her.  Her cervix has already been ravaged by cancer, caused by another type of HPV strain.  Contracting another kind could destroy her cervix and kill her.

APE SHALL NOT KILL APE!
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Daddy on August 31, 2009, 08:19:50 PM

So I'm supposed to visit again next weekend.  This is the best friend with benefits EVAR.  Just look at this shit eating grin, it says a thousand words:

(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4797/sarahandi.jpg)


And where are the vagina pics? I specifically requested vagina pics!
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Drugmoth on August 31, 2009, 08:46:05 PM
This is very possible to obtain in the future.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: FAH-Q on August 31, 2009, 09:23:09 PM
(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4797/sarahandi.jpg)

Dude, we already have (had?) a poster named Chewy.

But seriously, glad you had fun!
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Zoomie on August 31, 2009, 09:25:49 PM
There's two wedding dresses for Tricky to design...
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Drugmoth on August 31, 2009, 09:45:03 PM
Did you rip off that joke from Carlos Mencia?
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Post by: (_)_)===D on August 31, 2009, 10:43:07 PM
You have no idea the level of "crazy" you just got yourself involved with. I hope you didn't tell this woman where you live.
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Post by: Zoomie on August 31, 2009, 11:01:03 PM
Timeline? Will she be wearing his skin by the Mosh World Tour?
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Post by: Wozzeck on August 31, 2009, 11:13:30 PM
Before this is over someone will be vomiting.
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Post by: mosh on August 31, 2009, 11:15:37 PM
And where are the vagina pics? I specifically requested vagina pics!

I want pics of her cunt cancer
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Post by: 13chemicals on September 01, 2009, 01:23:26 AM
Dylan-  You a-hole.  You call me a slut and then defend the slut you are NOT fucking like she is Princess Diana when I call her names.  Who cares if I call her a fat fucking psycho whorebag?  You should stay away from her if you have HPV.  You two will end up fucking if you hang out more. 
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Post by: Drugmoth on September 01, 2009, 03:34:27 AM
You should suck less cock, you slut.
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Post by: 13chemicals on September 01, 2009, 03:47:37 AM
That makes zero sense.  That is like me telling you to eat less or drink less sugary beverages.
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Post by: taiko on September 01, 2009, 10:28:33 AM
You have no idea the level of "crazy" you just got yourself involved with. I hope you didn't tell this woman where you live.

You can see it in the eyes.  It's right there, plain as day.
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Post by: Drugmoth on September 01, 2009, 01:26:04 PM
I'm not afraid of crazy cuz I have been known to occasionally exhibit crazy also.
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Post by: Daddy on September 01, 2009, 07:31:57 PM
I'm not afraid of crazy cuz I have been known to occasionally exhibit crazy also.

Let's keep your crazy sperm out of her wacky eggs and the Earth will be spared for the most part. I pay enough in taxes as is.
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Post by: Drugmoth on September 01, 2009, 07:32:47 PM
No problem.
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Post by: Zoomie on September 01, 2009, 08:22:22 PM
Yeah well they can get a room together at Arcadia Mental Health, down in Derry...
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Post by: The Geek on September 01, 2009, 08:48:28 PM
So whats the deal? Can you not grow beard hair on your face?
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Post by: Drugmoth on September 01, 2009, 08:51:08 PM
down in Derry...

Bwahaha, been reading a little too much Stephen King.

So whats the deal? Can you not grow beard hair on your face?

That's exactly the deal.
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Post by: Zoomie on September 01, 2009, 09:05:43 PM
Perhaps, but I didn't go for the obvious, Juniper Hill...
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Post by: Wozzeck on September 01, 2009, 09:46:40 PM
Crazy talk, crazy looks, doesn't care you're unemployed, puts out for giant rubber dongs on a first date... chooooOOOOO CHOOOO! Why I believe that's the Crazy Train that Could, right on schedule!
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Post by: FAH-Q on September 01, 2009, 09:59:01 PM
[cue kickass guitar riff that leads you to believe the song will rock but then gets completely fucked up beyond repair once Ozzy opens his mouth]
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Post by: Drugmoth on September 01, 2009, 11:07:16 PM
[cue kickass guitar riff that leads you to believe the song will rock but then gets completely fucked up beyond repair once Ozzy opens his mouth]
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Post by: 13chemicals on September 02, 2009, 05:22:48 AM
So, when is the wedding?
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Post by: Wozzeck on September 02, 2009, 05:46:55 AM
[cue kickass guitar riff that leads you to believe the song will rock but then gets completely fucked up beyond repair once Ozzy opens his mouth]

Crazy talk,

 crazy loohooks,

doesn't care, that you're unemployoyed,

puts out for giant rubber dooooooo-ongs, on a first date


etc.
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Post by: Daddy on September 02, 2009, 10:09:39 AM
We will need the dildo penetration shots, too. Consider it payment for our collective advice and therapy.
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Post by: Lucky on September 02, 2009, 10:39:45 AM
Because we're all such healthy, well-adjusted people, the value of our advice is obvious.
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Post by: underclass on September 02, 2009, 10:59:36 AM
I think you should pierce her nipple and blog about the experience
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Post by: Daddy on September 02, 2009, 12:07:42 PM
I would say that in this flesh menagerie made digital there must be enough wisdom to at least point him in the direction of proper anal adventures.
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Post by: Drugmoth on September 02, 2009, 12:13:21 PM
I think this is the beginning of a fucked up adventure.
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Post by: Daddy on September 02, 2009, 12:17:00 PM
A fistful of cavernous anal adventure?
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Post by: Drugmoth on September 02, 2009, 12:35:37 PM
And how!
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Post by: (_)_)===D on September 02, 2009, 12:51:39 PM
I'm sure I'll convince her to let me put, just the tip!, in her ass or something.  She likes creampies.

You can transmit HPV through ass sex.

You said this is the beginning of a fucked up adventure... Has the crazy already started?
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Post by: Drugmoth on September 02, 2009, 12:58:22 PM
Hahaha, yeah.
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Post by: tricky on September 02, 2009, 12:59:56 PM
DON'T LEAVE US HANGING!
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Post by: (_)_)===D on September 02, 2009, 01:59:57 PM
Yeah dude, what's she doing?
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on September 02, 2009, 03:02:46 PM
The answer to the question in the title of this thread is put your penis in them

You are doing everything wrong!
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Post by: (_)_)===D on September 02, 2009, 03:37:39 PM
Yeah man. That's the only thing they're good for anyway.
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Post by: Doormouse on September 02, 2009, 04:03:23 PM
That and sammiches.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on September 02, 2009, 04:08:18 PM
They take so long to cook though.
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Post by: FAH-Q on September 02, 2009, 04:10:10 PM
You'd need a pretty big UDS for that.
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Post by: Drugmoth on September 02, 2009, 04:22:16 PM
I'm supposed to see her this weekend for a movie night.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on September 02, 2009, 04:42:24 PM
You'd need a pretty big UDS for that.

Yeah man, a huge one.
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Post by: tricky on September 02, 2009, 05:50:09 PM
I'm supposed to see her this weekend for a movie night.

You've entered "dating" territory.
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Post by: Daddy on September 02, 2009, 05:52:57 PM
There is a fine line between fuckbuddies and going out.
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Post by: ttfg on September 02, 2009, 06:00:20 PM
and Dylan snorts lines for breakfast.
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Post by: daisymae on September 02, 2009, 09:25:34 PM
Someone is going to get cut up and eaten with fava beans before this is over...
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Post by: ttfg on September 02, 2009, 09:28:31 PM
Somebody will be eating leftovers for months.
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Post by: Drugmoth on September 03, 2009, 02:27:47 AM
Someone is going to get cut up and eaten with fava beans before this is over...

Hahahaha......oh, it's true :-/
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Post by: 13chemicals on September 03, 2009, 02:39:52 AM
When you say that you two will be having movie night, I thought Rocky Horror.
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Post by: bagman on September 03, 2009, 03:42:18 AM
There is a fine line between fuckbuddies and going out.

No shit. I'm straddling that line.
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Post by: mosh on September 03, 2009, 04:58:52 AM
When you say that you two will be having movie night, I thought Rocky Horror.

Yeah, but I'm guessing Charades, where Dylan plays Frankenfurter.

Gotta be hot dressed as a sweet transvestite. Post pics.
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Post by: underclass on September 03, 2009, 05:17:38 AM
I'm amused by recent tales of Kyle and Dylan building emotional connections against their will
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Post by: Drugmoth on September 03, 2009, 05:57:21 AM
It's a bitch.
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Post by: 13chemicals on September 04, 2009, 02:46:14 AM
I can't wait to hear about what happens this weekend.  It will be like curling up in front of the tv and watching a great romcom flick.
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Post by: Thrash on September 04, 2009, 03:18:26 PM
I agree that the tall girl is hot.  I like tattooed girls generally.

That tall girl is a guy.
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on September 04, 2009, 04:17:33 PM
I agree that the tall girl is hot.  I like tattooed girls generally.

That tall girl is a guy.

Yer mom's a guy.
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Post by: Drugmoth on September 04, 2009, 04:54:35 PM
I can't wait to hear about what happens this weekend.  It will be like curling up in front of the tv and watching a great romcom flick.

I lol'd
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Post by: Daddy on September 04, 2009, 06:32:41 PM
I agree that the tall girl is hot.  I like tattooed girls generally.

That tall girl is a guy.

Yer mom's a guy.

It's why there are two dads in the picture.
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Post by: bagman on September 04, 2009, 10:41:35 PM
It's a bitch.

First time, and probably the only time, I will ever quote you dude.
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Post by: Drugmoth on September 05, 2009, 07:57:26 PM
I'm leaving right now to go spend a night or two with my.....friend....girl.....thing......I have no idea what we are right now.
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Post by: bagman on September 05, 2009, 07:59:50 PM
Hole.
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Post by: Zoomie on September 05, 2009, 08:02:59 PM
Here's a novel idea. Sit down and discuss what you are to each other. And be honest, not a pussy.
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Post by: 13chemicals on September 06, 2009, 01:45:40 AM
I have no idea if Dylan should do that, it might scare her away.  I don't know if they could even have a successful long term relationship.
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Post by: mosh on September 06, 2009, 02:20:02 AM
Worse still, they could BREED!!!
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Post by: Daddy on September 06, 2009, 02:35:17 AM
Worse even still, have an ass to pussy baby.
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Post by: mosh on September 06, 2009, 05:31:25 AM
That might be an improvement...
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Post by: Zoomie on September 06, 2009, 09:09:25 AM
Family Guy - Musical Dumpster Baby (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRj-S8Aklcw#normal)
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Post by: Thrash on September 06, 2009, 12:36:51 PM
I've posted that too in another thread ...

Why are you people no longer original?

(It's still funny in this context though, man)
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Post by: 13chemicals on September 06, 2009, 11:57:04 PM
Zoomie is old. 
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Post by: Zoomie on September 07, 2009, 08:24:52 AM
And it's your fault I'm NOT coming to Austin next month...

*runs away sobbing*
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Post by: friskychick on September 07, 2009, 03:29:47 PM
Since I'm late, and my add/adhd is kicking in i'll admit I read the first page and skimmed through the last 4 pages.. I'm on the same boat as you Chem, I really don't want to be "involved" in a relationship especially the touching part. I'm also a fat apathetic um non druggie and whatever my loser status doesn't change the fact I don't want to be involved.. i dont want to be physical.. and on the flip side I've also been the same as the chick, very very pushy 'this is what i want and i'm not going to shut up or go away until i get my way' (im sure someone here would agree) but the way i am TODAY i'd get really annoyed at her for pushing the issue. I'd probably get really pissed and tell her to fuck off for pushing the issue.. but i'm a control freak like that. but you really don't know until you guys actually physically get together. if she gets touchy feely you can punch her in the boobs and run.

/as if ANY of that was helpful. im done.
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Post by: 13chemicals on September 08, 2009, 12:50:46 AM
It's Monday, what happened.  I WANT TO KNOW!
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Post by: Lucky on September 08, 2009, 08:36:36 AM
I'll start checking police reports, you start calling local hospitals.
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Post by: Zoomie on September 08, 2009, 08:40:22 AM
Should I round up the cadaver dogs?
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Post by: Drugmoth on September 08, 2009, 05:46:02 PM
Yeah, things have been talked about.....we know where each other stand.  That's that.
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Post by: FAH-Q on September 08, 2009, 05:59:05 PM
And that is...?
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Post by: Drugmoth on September 08, 2009, 06:14:03 PM
Well, we really like each other but don't think anything longterm would work out so we are just enjoying each others company for the time being......but, I AM being told things that involve the L word.
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Post by: FAH-Q on September 08, 2009, 06:22:12 PM
That's often a pretty entertaining show. At least the episodes that involve nudity.
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Post by: Drugmoth on September 08, 2009, 06:24:02 PM
Oh, Si!
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Post by: Drugmoth on September 08, 2009, 07:26:19 PM
Oh, did I mention that this bitch cooks for me???  She's so awesome.
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Post by: Lothar on September 09, 2009, 06:37:03 AM
So are you still on dildo duty?
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Post by: Daddy on September 09, 2009, 07:42:27 AM
We're still waiting for vagina shots.
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Post by: hip on September 09, 2009, 08:39:24 AM
I'm quitting this thread now before I open it and get an eyeful of fat skank cancer vagina.

Interestingly enough, I'm pretty sure that's the reason most of you keep scanning it.   
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Post by: underclass on September 09, 2009, 08:49:48 AM
i bet you peek back in again just to see that I agree with you
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Post by: Zoomie on September 09, 2009, 09:37:30 AM
fat skank cancer vagina

The veins are popping out of my shaft...
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Post by: hip on September 09, 2009, 10:30:22 AM
i bet you peek back in again just to see that I agree with you

i couldn't help myself!
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Post by: daisymae on September 09, 2009, 12:44:29 PM
Should I round up the cadaver dogs?
You should ALWAYS round up the cadaver dogs. Much more fun than a metal detector on the beach...

Well, we really like each other but don't think anything longterm would work out so we are just enjoying each others company for the time being......but, I AM being told things that involve the L word.
Lesbian?
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Post by: Drugmoth on September 09, 2009, 06:52:18 PM
Yes, lesbian.
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Post by: Zoomie on September 09, 2009, 06:58:29 PM
Lesbians make everything better.
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Post by: 13chemicals on September 10, 2009, 01:46:57 AM
 I wish I knew how to quit you [thread]!
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Post by: Drugmoth on September 11, 2009, 07:51:14 AM
There's super gay magic in the air.
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Post by: daisymae on September 11, 2009, 02:13:38 PM
Be careful you don't get super AIDS from it...
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Post by: mosh on September 11, 2009, 06:41:14 PM
Have you stuck it in her arse yet?
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Post by: Thrash on September 11, 2009, 10:38:15 PM
Uhm, so she thinks of you as a little girl, dude?
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Post by: Thrash on September 18, 2009, 11:10:24 PM
Ok, so, it's a few days later, and I don't wanna look for your quote, however, you said something like ...
1st night = great
2nd night = a little odd, but I think I can accept her oddities
3rd night = get me the fuck out of here

What happened, man?
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Post by: ttfg on September 19, 2009, 06:23:57 AM
I am in the same position as Thrash.

but I have a quote

What happened, man?
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Post by: Thrash on September 19, 2009, 06:44:10 AM
Well, thanks for taking the time to find my quote ...

Phag!
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Post by: Nitya on September 19, 2009, 07:23:33 AM
You guys suck.

So I realized this chick I was visiting has enough hubris to kill me.  First visits, I thought she was amazing.  Second visit, I realized a lot of flaws, and she's just human.  Third visit, I wanted to get out of her house ASAP.  I can't fucking handle her because she can't handle my "lemme show you this hilarious LOLcat video" ways.
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Post by: 13chemicals on September 19, 2009, 09:13:22 AM
Why does he suck, it's true.  When I date chicks I am only into blond short girls with big breasts *I don't know why*, but the last time I went out with one she was kind of goth.  First time we hung out she was so much fun and we did bdsm and made out all night.  Second night she was getting weird and possessive when we went out.  Third night she was horrible to be around.  I feel ya Dylan.
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Post by: Wozzeck on September 19, 2009, 09:34:05 AM
 This is why I a;ways tell my women, "You may have a girlfriend, if you wish, but I have to meet her in case she later turns out to be a shit-eating psychopath. I want to know her face and where she lives."
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Post by: (_)_)===D on September 19, 2009, 09:55:28 AM
That doesn't sound at all like you'll be peeping in her windows and yanking it in the bushes at a later date.
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Post by: Wozzeck on September 19, 2009, 10:16:26 AM
Sadly, it is more of a I-don't-want-to-be-shivved-standing-in-line-at-the-local-Subway thing.
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Post by: underclass on September 19, 2009, 10:21:04 AM
what balor said
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Post by: Thrash on September 19, 2009, 05:38:41 PM
It does make a lot of sense ...
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Post by: FAH-Q on September 19, 2009, 07:23:56 PM
"You may have a girlfriend, if you wish..."

Dude, you actually talk to women like that?
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Post by: Wozzeck on September 19, 2009, 07:35:40 PM
  When I can get away with it, yes. It is important to be able to make a girl laugh... intentionally.


  More seriously: If she's bisexual and it comes up, I make it clear that she is welcome to have girls on the side as long as she isn't foolish about it. I feel no jealousy towards another woman and threesomes do not particularly intrigue me, so it's just not a big deal.
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Post by: FAH-Q on September 19, 2009, 07:37:44 PM
Fair enough. I'm about the same, actually. Amy likes both, but considers women more of a bit of fun than relationship material. (Luckily for me!)
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Post by: 13chemicals on September 20, 2009, 12:32:13 AM
She finds making out with a girl *in a bar* to be fun BECAUSE SHE'S 22!
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Post by: ttfg on September 20, 2009, 12:48:27 AM
So what's your excuse ?
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Post by: Drugmoth on September 20, 2009, 02:38:47 AM
Dropped. Like a hot potato.  Then you pick it up, blow the hair and dirt off, and eat it with sour cream.
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Post by: 13chemicals on September 20, 2009, 02:44:08 AM
I don't make out with girls in bars.
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Post by: FAH-Q on September 20, 2009, 02:45:22 AM
She finds making out with a girl *in a bar* to be fun BECAUSE SHE'S 22!

Nice edit, but that hasn't actually happened yet.
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Post by: 13chemicals on September 20, 2009, 02:47:10 AM
Then who of the female persuasion is she making out with?  Hey gyno?
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Post by: FAH-Q on September 20, 2009, 02:53:19 AM
Hey gyno?

Haha hey blacksmith! Hey cobbler! Hey [insert profession here to continue joke]!

Anyway, nah, she's not really into anything random.
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Post by: 13chemicals on September 20, 2009, 09:07:20 AM
Kyle could school her on randomness via craigslist.... speaking of which.  I am going to see what's goin on!
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Post by: tricky on September 20, 2009, 03:55:17 PM
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i should respond and say please let me shit in your mouth right after eating a big bowl of chili.fucktard.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Thrash on September 20, 2009, 05:00:13 PM
I like where this is going ...
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: 13chemicals on September 21, 2009, 01:15:11 AM
NYC craigslist ads are way better than ATX craigslist ads.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Thrash on September 21, 2009, 01:35:29 AM
You know, I think Dylan's not answering us ...
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: 13chemicals on September 21, 2009, 02:31:36 AM
I think he's embarassed about getting dumped.  I would be embarassed too.  Getting dumped by a fat goth girl is about as low as you can go. 
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Drugmoth on September 21, 2009, 04:50:38 AM
Today:
Her (7:31:10 PM): you know what would be fun? if you just told me to fuck off and die.

This was because I have barely talked to her in the past week.  I'd tell ya all if I got dumped.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: ttfg on September 21, 2009, 03:24:35 PM
Which one are we talking about. the freak or the youngin ?
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Drugmoth on September 21, 2009, 03:26:17 PM
This is the freak thread.  The youngin' thread is here (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=1104.0).
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Zoomie on September 21, 2009, 03:33:07 PM
So grow a pair and do it. She seems pretty damaged.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Libertine on September 21, 2009, 03:37:04 PM
I've invested all of about 10 seconds in pondering this problem, but I reckon you should tell her to fuck off and die and see what she does.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: ttfg on September 21, 2009, 03:40:49 PM
Murder Suicide had good odds.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Zoomie on September 21, 2009, 03:44:27 PM
Now see, contrary to the intended's opinion, I would never even think that. About him.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Drugmoth on September 21, 2009, 03:45:31 PM
I've invested all of about 10 seconds in pondering this problem, but I reckon you should tell her to fuck off and die and see what she does.

I should......I doubt I will, but I should.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Zoomie on September 21, 2009, 03:48:07 PM
So grow a pair and do it. She seems pretty damaged.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: bagman on September 21, 2009, 11:08:30 PM
Just completely ignore her as you have been doing.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Thrash on September 22, 2009, 12:18:40 AM
Uhm ...
Is this gonna go on for years like Baggie getting laid?

I only ask so I know what I'm/we're in for here ...
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Drugmoth on September 22, 2009, 12:23:35 AM
Don't expect any news from me with this chick.  My new prospect on the other hand.....we gonna have some fuuuuuun.
Title: Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?
Post by: Thrash on September 22, 2009, 12:27:38 AM
So, the answer's "yes" ...
Thanks; I just wanted to be sure ...