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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Drugmoth on August 29, 2009, 03:31:39 AM
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So this chick, a different and older chick than the other one (she's 28) wants me to come hang out with her tomorrow so we can drink wine and chill. It turns out she is roommates with another female that I met online and hung out with for a little while. Actually, she really wants me to come over. Throughout the entire night she kept telling me again and again, what seemed liked a dozen times, that she wanted me to go over her place for booze, epic snuggling, and "maybe little kisses". Below are a few excerpts from tonight's chat.
For the record, she has already been informed that I am a fat, apathetic, jobless druggie (and any other crap about me)...and that I'm only looking for a friend...and not looking for sex right now (which might or might not be 90% due to the fact that I'd like to delay telling any chick that I have HPV for as long as possible). This is the exact reason why I made the decision to air all of my dirty laundry immediately (other than STD thing) when I start talking to a girl; so this chick knows exactly who I am and what I'm about so I will know if she is truly into me or not. I think it was a wise decision.
As for the suspicious: any omissions from the chat are NOT going to change the context of the sentences, I swear to zombie christ. It's just to cut out the bullshit and get to the point :D
Sarah: how do you feel about touching?
Me: Touching what?
Sarah: people
Me: I'm totally cool with it.....(Etc.)
(Etc.)
Sarah: I say that but most people get the feeling that if they touch me I'll freak out and mostly that's because i will... If i like you and want you to touch me i don't want you to stop
Me: I would never touch someone unless I was getting total green lights
(Etc.)
Sarah: you might be able to touch me fairly quickly
A couple hours later...
Sarah: dude if you hang out and we touch will you rub my shoulders? do you do that?
Me: Hah, you really don't even have to ask
Me: I like touching goils
Sarah: lol okay
Sarah: really need a shoulder rub
At the end of the convo she seems to get a tad aggressive about how she wants me over there since I hadn't given her a concrete yes or no about it (I'll explain why later)...
(Etc.)
Sarah: it would make me happy if that helps at all
Me: It would make you happy if I drank?
Me: Haha
Sarah: if you came over
Me: Oh ok
Me: I feel bad about not giving you a definite answer tonight, cuz I normally don't do that
Me: BUt I really have to go by how I feel
Sarah: it's okay im also doing my crazy random routine
Me: If it's random then it isn't a routine, is it?
Sarah: that's true. I'm just like this. I want you over here now actually.
So apparently she wants me over there now and she really would like me to touch her. Yeah, I was thinking "Whaaaaaaaa???......*blink blink*........FUCKING SWEET!". I almost forgot what it was like to have a chick want me, it's been so long ever since I became really reclusive. And fuck, I imagined getting close and personal with this chick, and trying to remember "What exactly am I supposed to do with these so-called "females" that are all smooth and smell nice?"
Haha, ok, that wasn't true. I'm not that bad. I'm pretty sure that rediscovering my game is kinda like riding a bike. The issue at the moment though, as you can see in the above excerpt, is that I've been on a speed run and she wants me over tomorrow night or I won't be able to go over for a couple weeks. The thing is, is that I have no fucking idea where my head will be at and if I will even have it in me tomorrow to go visit. I'll be trying my damnedest to get my head together so I can make this happen. I just realized though that the likelihood of things getting heated beyond what our plans are is pretty high...and I reeeeeeally don't wanna have to give that painful speech about why I can't fuck...just not that fucking soon, you know? But on a positive note, if she ends up being really horny I'll be more than happy to give her the best oral of her life, and I think that would be something we could both enjoy very much considering the circumstances. So, yeah, as of now, I'm really nervous about this as if I was in high school again. I'll fill you all in on the juicy details, but I'll refrain from posting a bagman-esque Penthouse letter that would be in the dictionary under "TMI".
Comments, questions, hints, or tips?
*Fuck, I almost forgot the most important part: the pics. I gotta go fetch them.
**Update: She ended up telling me she had cervical cancer, and we got on the subject of HPV. I felt comfortable enough with her and told her, she didn't think it was a big deal at all (or so that's how she came off...who knows if she was just being nice and decided not to talk to me anymore.....there goes my paranoia). Point: I'm really fucking glad that shit is out of the way.
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Ok, got pics:
(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/3177/sarah5.jpg)
(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/2723/sarah1l.jpg)
(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/62/sarah2v.jpg)
(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/2043/sarah3y.jpg)
(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5179/sarah4.jpg)
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There is something familiar about those pics. And you answered your own question/s in the post.
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1. I would be very intrigued if you happened to recognize some random girl from central Maine, especially considering you live on the other side of the planet.
2. I had questions in the post? And I answered the questions that I didn't know I asked??? Wow.
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I read the question ' Am I a pussy ? ' I read the answer as ' Yes.'
p.s. What difference does my location make when I say somebody looks familiar ?
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Double fist her.
That's the way to conduct a first date.
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I read the question ' Am I a pussy ? ' I read the answer as ' Yes.'
Oh! I almost forgot: Your mom.
p.s. What difference does my location make when I say somebody looks familiar ?
*sigh*.....I really don't like having the job of answering retarded questions. Well, I suppose someone has to do it: It makes a huge fucking difference because the farther you are from someone who's pic you recognize, the more gigantic oceans are in between you and that person, than the less likely you would most certainly be of actually knowing this person.
Sincerely,
-Captain Obvious
Double fist her.
That's the way to conduct a first date.
In all seriousness, I would totally do it if she requested.
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I said she LOOKED familiar not, I KNOW HER. Dipshit. I mean ffs ....INTERNET ? That thing you use to pretend you have a life ? So my location means fuck all.
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She looks like a girl I knew who would blow anybody on the first date. Sweet girl. Great skills. Maybe you will have similar luck?
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I said she LOOKED familiar not, I KNOW HER. Dipshit. I mean ffs ....INTERNET ? That thing you use to pretend you have a life ? So my location means fuck all.
I've noticed that the longer and more drawn out a patronizing post is, the more the target of said message flips their shit. Hehehe.....
Calm down my niggs...I'm just playin' whichyo cracker ass.....here, try some of this:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000E671X4.jpg)
She looks like a girl I knew who would blow anybody on the first date. Sweet girl. Great skills. Maybe you will have similar luck?
In good time.....in good time.
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Tell her you can fill the void in her life, but don't let on that by void you mean any place where your dick can go.
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You mean try and make her want it subliminally?
....shit, I gotta get on top of infusing my own personal backmasked lyrics with her favorite albums.
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She seems the type that already wants it. No coaxing needed.
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Well I know for a fact that she definitely wants to be touched.....and in my mind the logical conclusion is touching the insides.
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Sounds more like she is just being coy.
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Most likely. And don't forget the shenanigans that alcohol can induce. Who knows what the fuck will happen when she starts drinking .....hopefully penetration of multiple orifices.
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Might want to check her disease status as well before you starting stabbing her with the pork sword or the tongue dagger.
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She looks like she's pretty fat. I wouldn't hit it if I were you. She looks like someone who would fall in love instantly and then go psycho on you.... but she does look like someone who would suck your cock on the first date.
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What is that thing about piercing above the lip about?
it looks fucking horrible.
She looks like she has large tits, which is a plus. She also looks much younger then 28, which may not be a plus.
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The Monroe piercing is hit and miss. On some chicks, it looks great and quite natural. On others, it just looks like they are doing anything for attention.
And she does have that doe eyed look that whispers in your ear, "If you touch my vagina with anything remotely phallus looking, we are bound together forever, no matter what other whore you are with."
But chubby chicks are great lays. Now that I think about it, I haven't done a skinny chick in wow... 12 years. I'm good with it.
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She looks like she's pretty fat. I wouldn't hit it if I were you.
1. Completely disregarding my own weight, my social status, or anything else that society might use as a guide to what "league" I'm in......I still love big girls. Has that not been established yet?
2. Even if I wasn't fond of big girls, it would be quite hypocritical of me to judge and deem someone as unfuckable when that person is clearly on the same level of fuckability as myself.
Also, it's not becoming of you to be so blatantly shallow (at least try and pretend to appear otherwise), especially when you're not model material yourself. Just sayin'.....humbleness is generally regarded as a favorable trait.
The Monroe piercing is hit and miss. On some chicks, it looks great and quite natural. On others, it just looks like they are doing anything for attention.
And she does have that doe eyed look that whispers in your ear, "If you touch my vagina with anything remotely phallus looking, we are bound together forever, no matter what other whore you are with."
But chubby chicks are great lays. Now that I think about it, I haven't done a skinny chick in wow... 12 years. I'm good with it.
Indeed, the truth is that the largest girl I had ever been with was the best fuck and gave the best head.
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What's the big deal? Wrap it up and stick it in, man. Or do the teen thing and dry hump. You know...just be kinda gentle...you might pop her cancer or some shit.
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You know...just be kinda gentle...you might pop her cancer or some shit.
hahahahaha
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Sasha is right, bitch just wants to trap you with a jellyfish baby (http://wordie.org/words/jellyfish%20baby).
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She looks like she's pretty fat. I wouldn't hit it if I were you. She looks like someone who would fall in love instantly and then go psycho on you.... but she does look like someone who would suck your cock on the first date.
Sasha's absolutely correct, but I'd like to add that not only does she look like someone who's going to go crazy on you, her chat also sounds like someone who's going to go crazy on you.
Still, I disagree with Sasha's advice not to hit it. I advise you to hit it, and then watch the fireworks of craziness afterward.
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Where can I get a jellyfish baby? They sound awesome.
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She looks like she's pretty fat. I wouldn't hit it if I were you. She looks like someone who would fall in love instantly and then go psycho on you.... but she does look like someone who would suck your cock on the first date.
Sasha's absolutely correct, but I'd like to add that not only does she look like someone who's going to go crazy on you, her chat also sounds like someone who's going to go crazy on you.
Still, I disagree with Sasha's advice not to hit it. I advise you to hit it, and then watch the fireworks of craziness afterward.
I'm just really curious if she will be the good, neutral, or bad crazy.
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Go find out, asswipe!
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I'm just really curious if she will be the good, neutral, or bad crazy.
Well, go fuck her and find out! And take vagina photos and post them here.
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Go find out, asswipe!
I'm just really curious if she will be the good, neutral, or bad crazy.
Well, go fuck her and find out! And take vagina photos and post them here.
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The issue at the moment though, as you can see in the above excerpt, is that I've been on a speed run and she wants me over tomorrow night or I won't be able to go over for a couple weeks. The thing is, is that I have no fucking idea where my head will be at and if I will even have it in me tomorrow to go visit.
You're fucking kidding.
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The issue at the moment though, as you can see in the above excerpt, is that I've been on a speed run and she wants me over tomorrow night or I won't be able to go over for a couple weeks. The thing is, is that I have no fucking idea where my testicles are and if I will even have it in me tomorrow to go visit.
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There's nothing like the smell of pure and unadulterated desperation in the air. This big bitch wants you over so quickly and is willing to look past the fact that you have little creatures on your dong, because she's lonely.
Also, she does look very familiar to me too. Actually I know what it is... she looks like the Jewish girl with the enormous tits, that I took out a few times last year.
(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4669/ledeb38877074f87fe053fe.jpg)
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Uhm, Kyle ...
Uhm ....
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That girl on the right, Kyle? Ugh. That is nasty. Her tall friend with the tattoos is hot, though. But I'm sure she's out of your league.
Danzig- hit it as many times as you can. Duh.
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Dam. it's like Kyle managed to get 2 of my X's together for a pic.
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That girl on the right, Kyle? Ugh. That is nasty. Her tall friend with the tattoos is hot, though.
I always knew you were a dyke at heart.
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I always knew you were a strap-on wearing bull dyke at heart.
Corrected.
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I'm not a dyke, however you say that as if being a dyke is a bad thing?
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I agree that the tall girl is hot. I like tattooed girls generally.
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if those are the choices, I'm sitting at the bar watching sportscenter. Hopefully two buildings down the street.
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if those are the choices, I'm sitting at the bar watching sportscenter. Hopefully two buildings down the street.
Well, there is that. I see a Jagermeister t-shirt in the background, which means odds are that they're at a terrible concert.
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I agree that the tall girl is hot. I like tattooed girls generally.
dyke
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Yeah there's nothing hot about that picture in any way.
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I agree that the tall girl is hot. I like tattooed girls generally.
dyke
Considering the number of dykes I end up hitting on, it's probably true.
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I fucked a girl like this one time. She was crazy. I left her in a pile of her own tears and my own semen and never spoke to her again.
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Well good fucking morning to you all. That was a crazy 24 hours I spent over at her house. I really don't think things could have turned out much better than they did. Here's how things went down...
The entire time consisted of me getting to know this girl, and at the beginning I realized that this is a super cool chick. I never got tired of talking to her once, and we talked the entire fucking time. It was established that both of us do not want a relationship, only a close friend + benefits, and we hit it off great. We were awake the entire time, fueled by Vyvanse, alcohol, and I also had some DXM. Things started with lots of cuddling and making out, and it was fucking great to finally touch a female again, heh. Slowly throughout the night I learned that this girl is a super slut extraordinaire. A total sexual deviant that is into BDSM and much, much more. She told me countless stories of all the crazy and nasty things she is into and has done. Lactation is her favorite fetish. I mean, the chick has a fucking tramp stamp that says SLAVE that she got when she was 19. No fucking shit. I don't even know where to begin with all the nasty shit she has done with men and women, just fucking take my word for it, she's deviant as all fuck. She pretty much told me that she wants to find lots of dirty and creative ways that we can fuck around without having actual sex to get around the HPV problem. She was excited at the idea of me watching her get fucked by someone else, among other things. I ended up pounding her with a huge dildo at the end of the night while I called her things like "dirty slut" and "dumb little bitch". She seemed to REALLY like that. :)
So I'm supposed to visit again next weekend. This is the best friend with benefits EVAR. Just look at this shit eating grin, it says a thousand words:
(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4797/sarahandi.jpg)
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Good thing you havent posted pics of her then eh.
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super slut extraordinaire.
high five!
she wants to find lots of dirty and creative ways that we can fuck around without having actual sex to get around the HPV problem.
huh? when you say "fuck around" do you mean you two will include other people somehow without actually fucking them? or do you mean.... you two are not going to fuck?
oh, and shave the neckbeard and get a haircut. what are you, a HF refugee?
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super slut extraordinaire.
high five!
she wants to find lots of dirty and creative ways that we can fuck around without having actual sex to get around the HPV problem.
huh? when you say "fuck around" do you mean you two will include other people somehow without actually fucking them? or do you mean.... you two are not going to fuck?
oh, and shave the neckbeard and get a haircut. what are you, an HF refugee?
She loves the hair, I'm not shaving it. And I mean that we will do everything that doesn't include sticking my dick in her. Fact is, it could kill her if I fucked her. Her cervix has already been ravaged by cancer, caused by another type of HPV strain. Contracting another kind could destroy her cervix and kill her.
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So that means you probably won't put it in her anywhere?
Maybe put it in her ear.
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PUT IT HER COLON
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tell your wife that you want to make sweet love to her colon.
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I'm sure I'll convince her to let me put, just the tip!, in her ass or something. She likes creampies.
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the neck beard reminds me of the original Planet Of The Apes
(http://www.lonelyreviewer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/planet.jpg)
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Shut it up, you damn dirty ape.
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So how do you get off with all this?
Stand over the sink jacking off while looking at her fuck herself and/or others in the mirror?
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I agree that the tall girl is hot. I like tattooed girls generally.
That tall girl is a guy.
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super slut extraordinaire.
high five!
she wants to find lots of dirty and creative ways that we can fuck around without having actual sex to get around the HPV problem.
huh? when you say "fuck around" do you mean you two will include other people somehow without actually fucking them? or do you mean.... you two are not going to fuck?
oh, and shave the neckbeard and get a haircut. what are you, an HF refugee?
She loves the hair, I'm not shaving it. And I mean that we will do everything that doesn't include sticking my dick in her. Fact is, it could kill her if I fucked her. Her cervix has already been ravaged by cancer, caused by another type of HPV strain. Contracting another kind could destroy her cervix and kill her.
APE SHALL NOT KILL APE!
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So I'm supposed to visit again next weekend. This is the best friend with benefits EVAR. Just look at this shit eating grin, it says a thousand words:
(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4797/sarahandi.jpg)
And where are the vagina pics? I specifically requested vagina pics!
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This is very possible to obtain in the future.
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(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4797/sarahandi.jpg)
Dude, we already have (had?) a poster named Chewy.
But seriously, glad you had fun!
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There's two wedding dresses for Tricky to design...
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Did you rip off that joke from Carlos Mencia?
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You have no idea the level of "crazy" you just got yourself involved with. I hope you didn't tell this woman where you live.
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Timeline? Will she be wearing his skin by the Mosh World Tour?
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Before this is over someone will be vomiting.
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And where are the vagina pics? I specifically requested vagina pics!
I want pics of her cunt cancer
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Dylan- You a-hole. You call me a slut and then defend the slut you are NOT fucking like she is Princess Diana when I call her names. Who cares if I call her a fat fucking psycho whorebag? You should stay away from her if you have HPV. You two will end up fucking if you hang out more.
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You should suck less cock, you slut.
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That makes zero sense. That is like me telling you to eat less or drink less sugary beverages.
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You have no idea the level of "crazy" you just got yourself involved with. I hope you didn't tell this woman where you live.
You can see it in the eyes. It's right there, plain as day.
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I'm not afraid of crazy cuz I have been known to occasionally exhibit crazy also.
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I'm not afraid of crazy cuz I have been known to occasionally exhibit crazy also.
Let's keep your crazy sperm out of her wacky eggs and the Earth will be spared for the most part. I pay enough in taxes as is.
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No problem.
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Yeah well they can get a room together at Arcadia Mental Health, down in Derry...
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So whats the deal? Can you not grow beard hair on your face?
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down in Derry...
Bwahaha, been reading a little too much Stephen King.
So whats the deal? Can you not grow beard hair on your face?
That's exactly the deal.
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Perhaps, but I didn't go for the obvious, Juniper Hill...
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Crazy talk, crazy looks, doesn't care you're unemployed, puts out for giant rubber dongs on a first date... chooooOOOOO CHOOOO! Why I believe that's the Crazy Train that Could, right on schedule!
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[cue kickass guitar riff that leads you to believe the song will rock but then gets completely fucked up beyond repair once Ozzy opens his mouth]
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[cue kickass guitar riff that leads you to believe the song will rock but then gets completely fucked up beyond repair once Ozzy opens his mouth]
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So, when is the wedding?
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[cue kickass guitar riff that leads you to believe the song will rock but then gets completely fucked up beyond repair once Ozzy opens his mouth]
Crazy talk,
crazy loohooks,
doesn't care, that you're unemployoyed,
puts out for giant rubber dooooooo-ongs, on a first date
etc.
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We will need the dildo penetration shots, too. Consider it payment for our collective advice and therapy.
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Because we're all such healthy, well-adjusted people, the value of our advice is obvious.
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I think you should pierce her nipple and blog about the experience
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I would say that in this flesh menagerie made digital there must be enough wisdom to at least point him in the direction of proper anal adventures.
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I think this is the beginning of a fucked up adventure.
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A fistful of cavernous anal adventure?
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And how!
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I'm sure I'll convince her to let me put, just the tip!, in her ass or something. She likes creampies.
You can transmit HPV through ass sex.
You said this is the beginning of a fucked up adventure... Has the crazy already started?
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Hahaha, yeah.
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DON'T LEAVE US HANGING!
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Yeah dude, what's she doing?
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The answer to the question in the title of this thread is put your penis in them.
You are doing everything wrong!
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Yeah man. That's the only thing they're good for anyway.
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That and sammiches.
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They take so long to cook though.
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You'd need a pretty big UDS for that.
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I'm supposed to see her this weekend for a movie night.
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You'd need a pretty big UDS for that.
Yeah man, a huge one.
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I'm supposed to see her this weekend for a movie night.
You've entered "dating" territory.
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There is a fine line between fuckbuddies and going out.
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and Dylan snorts lines for breakfast.
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Someone is going to get cut up and eaten with fava beans before this is over...
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Somebody will be eating leftovers for months.
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Someone is going to get cut up and eaten with fava beans before this is over...
Hahahaha......oh, it's true :-/
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When you say that you two will be having movie night, I thought Rocky Horror.
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There is a fine line between fuckbuddies and going out.
No shit. I'm straddling that line.
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When you say that you two will be having movie night, I thought Rocky Horror.
Yeah, but I'm guessing Charades, where Dylan plays Frankenfurter.
Gotta be hot dressed as a sweet transvestite. Post pics.
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I'm amused by recent tales of Kyle and Dylan building emotional connections against their will
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It's a bitch.
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I can't wait to hear about what happens this weekend. It will be like curling up in front of the tv and watching a great romcom flick.
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I agree that the tall girl is hot. I like tattooed girls generally.
That tall girl is a guy.
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I agree that the tall girl is hot. I like tattooed girls generally.
That tall girl is a guy.
Yer mom's a guy.
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I can't wait to hear about what happens this weekend. It will be like curling up in front of the tv and watching a great romcom flick.
I lol'd
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I agree that the tall girl is hot. I like tattooed girls generally.
That tall girl is a guy.
Yer mom's a guy.
It's why there are two dads in the picture.
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It's a bitch.
First time, and probably the only time, I will ever quote you dude.
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I'm leaving right now to go spend a night or two with my.....friend....girl.....thing......I have no idea what we are right now.
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Hole.
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Here's a novel idea. Sit down and discuss what you are to each other. And be honest, not a pussy.
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I have no idea if Dylan should do that, it might scare her away. I don't know if they could even have a successful long term relationship.
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Worse still, they could BREED!!!
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Worse even still, have an ass to pussy baby.
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That might be an improvement...
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Family Guy - Musical Dumpster Baby (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRj-S8Aklcw#normal)
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I've posted that too in another thread ...
Why are you people no longer original?
(It's still funny in this context though, man)
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Zoomie is old.
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And it's your fault I'm NOT coming to Austin next month...
*runs away sobbing*
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Since I'm late, and my add/adhd is kicking in i'll admit I read the first page and skimmed through the last 4 pages.. I'm on the same boat as you Chem, I really don't want to be "involved" in a relationship especially the touching part. I'm also a fat apathetic um non druggie and whatever my loser status doesn't change the fact I don't want to be involved.. i dont want to be physical.. and on the flip side I've also been the same as the chick, very very pushy 'this is what i want and i'm not going to shut up or go away until i get my way' (im sure someone here would agree) but the way i am TODAY i'd get really annoyed at her for pushing the issue. I'd probably get really pissed and tell her to fuck off for pushing the issue.. but i'm a control freak like that. but you really don't know until you guys actually physically get together. if she gets touchy feely you can punch her in the boobs and run.
/as if ANY of that was helpful. im done.
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It's Monday, what happened. I WANT TO KNOW!
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I'll start checking police reports, you start calling local hospitals.
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Should I round up the cadaver dogs?
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Yeah, things have been talked about.....we know where each other stand. That's that.
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And that is...?
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Well, we really like each other but don't think anything longterm would work out so we are just enjoying each others company for the time being......but, I AM being told things that involve the L word.
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That's often a pretty entertaining show. At least the episodes that involve nudity.
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Oh, Si!
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Oh, did I mention that this bitch cooks for me??? She's so awesome.
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So are you still on dildo duty?
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We're still waiting for vagina shots.
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I'm quitting this thread now before I open it and get an eyeful of fat skank cancer vagina.
Interestingly enough, I'm pretty sure that's the reason most of you keep scanning it.
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i bet you peek back in again just to see that I agree with you
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fat skank cancer vagina
The veins are popping out of my shaft...
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i bet you peek back in again just to see that I agree with you
i couldn't help myself!
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Should I round up the cadaver dogs?
You should ALWAYS round up the cadaver dogs. Much more fun than a metal detector on the beach...
Well, we really like each other but don't think anything longterm would work out so we are just enjoying each others company for the time being......but, I AM being told things that involve the L word.
Lesbian?
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Yes, lesbian.
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Lesbians make everything better.
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I wish I knew how to quit you [thread]!
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There's super gay magic in the air.
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Be careful you don't get super AIDS from it...
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Have you stuck it in her arse yet?
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Uhm, so she thinks of you as a little girl, dude?
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Ok, so, it's a few days later, and I don't wanna look for your quote, however, you said something like ...
1st night = great
2nd night = a little odd, but I think I can accept her oddities
3rd night = get me the fuck out of here
What happened, man?
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I am in the same position as Thrash.
but I have a quote
What happened, man?
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Well, thanks for taking the time to find my quote ...
Phag!
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You guys suck.
So I realized this chick I was visiting has enough hubris to kill me. First visits, I thought she was amazing. Second visit, I realized a lot of flaws, and she's just human. Third visit, I wanted to get out of her house ASAP. I can't fucking handle her because she can't handle my "lemme show you this hilarious LOLcat video" ways.
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Why does he suck, it's true. When I date chicks I am only into blond short girls with big breasts *I don't know why*, but the last time I went out with one she was kind of goth. First time we hung out she was so much fun and we did bdsm and made out all night. Second night she was getting weird and possessive when we went out. Third night she was horrible to be around. I feel ya Dylan.
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This is why I a;ways tell my women, "You may have a girlfriend, if you wish, but I have to meet her in case she later turns out to be a shit-eating psychopath. I want to know her face and where she lives."
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That doesn't sound at all like you'll be peeping in her windows and yanking it in the bushes at a later date.
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Sadly, it is more of a I-don't-want-to-be-shivved-standing-in-line-at-the-local-Subway thing.
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what balor said
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It does make a lot of sense ...
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"You may have a girlfriend, if you wish..."
Dude, you actually talk to women like that?
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When I can get away with it, yes. It is important to be able to make a girl laugh... intentionally.
More seriously: If she's bisexual and it comes up, I make it clear that she is welcome to have girls on the side as long as she isn't foolish about it. I feel no jealousy towards another woman and threesomes do not particularly intrigue me, so it's just not a big deal.
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Fair enough. I'm about the same, actually. Amy likes both, but considers women more of a bit of fun than relationship material. (Luckily for me!)
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She finds making out with a girl *in a bar* to be fun BECAUSE SHE'S 22!
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So what's your excuse ?
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Dropped. Like a hot potato. Then you pick it up, blow the hair and dirt off, and eat it with sour cream.
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I don't make out with girls in bars.
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She finds making out with a girl *in a bar* to be fun BECAUSE SHE'S 22!
Nice edit, but that hasn't actually happened yet.
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Then who of the female persuasion is she making out with? Hey gyno?
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Hey gyno?
Haha hey blacksmith! Hey cobbler! Hey [insert profession here to continue joke]!
Anyway, nah, she's not really into anything random.
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Kyle could school her on randomness via craigslist.... speaking of which. I am going to see what's goin on!
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http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/cas/1383838983.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/cas/1383838983.html)
all fetishes and fantasys right here - 21 (brooklyn,all over new york)
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hi i am 6'1 tall and 170lbs all muscle im in very good shape and full of stamina
i am able to do what ever u are intrested to do
if u either want to have NSA or just hang out im your guy =]
if u have any questions feel free to ask me
no pic no reply sorry =/
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i should respond and say please let me shit in your mouth right after eating a big bowl of chili.fucktard.
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I like where this is going ...
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NYC craigslist ads are way better than ATX craigslist ads.
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You know, I think Dylan's not answering us ...
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I think he's embarassed about getting dumped. I would be embarassed too. Getting dumped by a fat goth girl is about as low as you can go.
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Today:
Her (7:31:10 PM): you know what would be fun? if you just told me to fuck off and die.
This was because I have barely talked to her in the past week. I'd tell ya all if I got dumped.
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Which one are we talking about. the freak or the youngin ?
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This is the freak thread. The youngin' thread is here (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=1104.0).
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So grow a pair and do it. She seems pretty damaged.
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I've invested all of about 10 seconds in pondering this problem, but I reckon you should tell her to fuck off and die and see what she does.
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Murder Suicide had good odds.
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Now see, contrary to the intended's opinion, I would never even think that. About him.
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I've invested all of about 10 seconds in pondering this problem, but I reckon you should tell her to fuck off and die and see what she does.
I should......I doubt I will, but I should.
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So grow a pair and do it. She seems pretty damaged.
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Just completely ignore her as you have been doing.
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Uhm ...
Is this gonna go on for years like Baggie getting laid?
I only ask so I know what I'm/we're in for here ...
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Don't expect any news from me with this chick. My new prospect on the other hand.....we gonna have some fuuuuuun.
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So, the answer's "yes" ...
Thanks; I just wanted to be sure ...