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Title: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on August 29, 2009, 09:03:09 PM
1957 Johnson Seahorse 2 cylinder, 2 cycle, 3hp outboard.

Cost: Ten bucks. And it started right up on the third pull.

It looks like this except it's burgundy with white trim:

(http://www.outboard-boat-motor-repair.com/Evinrude%203%20HP%20Lightwin%20Outboard%20Boat%20Motor/images/1952%20Lightwin%20Ad.JPG)

Should push my Mutineer out into the wind nicely.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: mosh on August 29, 2009, 09:04:12 PM
Where do you feed coal into it?
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on August 29, 2009, 09:05:04 PM
Right between your asscheeks, mate. Right between your asscheeks.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: (_)_)===D on August 29, 2009, 09:05:29 PM
Still no pussy yet?
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on August 29, 2009, 09:05:56 PM
*sigh* no.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: mosh on August 29, 2009, 09:07:56 PM
Right between your asscheeks, mate. Right between your asscheeks.

I dont shit diamonds for just anyone, bub...
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on August 29, 2009, 09:09:18 PM
Finey fine fine. We'll just truck right on down I-10 and NOT stop in New Orleans...
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: mosh on August 29, 2009, 09:10:53 PM
*clenches asscheeks, squeezed out diamonds*
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: ttfg on August 29, 2009, 09:14:35 PM
Mosh is a Kegel master.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on August 29, 2009, 09:16:08 PM
That's what I thought.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: underclass on August 29, 2009, 09:16:25 PM
He Mr Shine, he DIAMOND
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: fyrenza on August 29, 2009, 10:09:59 PM
Diamond studs in peeps genitals,

diamondS  in other peeps assholes.

It's all good.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: The Geek on August 29, 2009, 11:33:05 PM
Yo, lets get this right, Im the only one who shits diamonds around here. I gotta hide my riches somewhere!
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on August 29, 2009, 11:35:20 PM
Damn, is that where I got all the scratches on my shaft?
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: The Geek on August 29, 2009, 11:38:16 PM
Yeah but you screamed like a girl when one of them poked you in your dickhole.

I spit rubys outta my box, that's why you swallowed a few
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on August 29, 2009, 11:42:35 PM
No I meant my driveshaft. I had to park my truck in your asshole to keep the hoodlums of America Street from vandalizing it.

I'm sure you felt nothing.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: underclass on September 01, 2009, 03:11:38 AM
old man, isn't there someone you know with a field or something who would let you stash a dozen boats under tarp for 3-4 years?
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on September 01, 2009, 06:35:42 PM
Yeah don't I wish. I'm gonna look at another Catalina pocket yacht on Saturday, just like the blue one I'm working on. Which, by the way, is pretty much a stripped fiberglass hull almost ready for a coat of epoxy and then some paint.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: underclass on September 01, 2009, 07:48:30 PM
I'm serious about it. Go online, find some guy who's got land that's not being used and offer him 25% of any profit 5 years from now. You split disposal costs if required. Maybe I'm missing something here...?
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on September 01, 2009, 07:55:58 PM
I've giving it thought. Thanks for the encouragement.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: underclass on September 01, 2009, 09:14:09 PM
Hell, if the deal needs sweetening you can fix a wall or get them a boat too
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on September 01, 2009, 09:22:16 PM
Right now yard space is running about $80/mo per boat. It's pretty common knowledge. But I've been kicking around an idea.

What if I were to set up a non-profit and take boats as donations. Rehab and refit them, sell them at reduced prices so that ANYONE can afford them, pay myself an honest salary, and give the rest of the money to the Chesapeake Bay Foundation?

That way I get to do something I love, get paid to do it, help get other people enthused about sailing and help the local watershed.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: FAH-Q on September 01, 2009, 09:31:56 PM
I'm not seeing the disadvantage to any of that. You'd also become something of a legend in the yachting community. Do it!
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Wozzeck on September 01, 2009, 09:41:34 PM
My family has plenty of unused land, but it's in the mountains of WV and comes with a meddling asshole of a great uncle.

Your plan should work well as long as there is no Cash-for-Salty Dogs program.

Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: daisymae on September 01, 2009, 09:48:44 PM
I keep reading the title as "Zoomie's scare of the week"

Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: underclass on September 01, 2009, 09:49:08 PM
If there's a structure where you can pass costs/risk onto another entity or event the city then it's a great idea.

1. Repair the boats and sell them to a charity which you run.
2. The city pays your charity a minimal fee to manage and store the boats, and take disadvantaged children sailing
3. The money you get from this goes to a separate entity where you can renovate and sell boats on contract, at your own pace.

That sorta thing
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on September 01, 2009, 09:50:55 PM
The thing is, the largest possessor of abandoned boats along the bay are MARINAS. People not only just walk away from their storage fees, sometimes they just dump the boats in the storage yards under cover of darkness. And it costs the owners several thousand dollars per unit to have them crushed and hauled away. So they would welcome a way to get rid of them at no cost as well as give me a place to work on them. I've talked to 4 marina owners and they have at least 4 boats they want gone. And there are 200 marinas in Maryland.

The problem is that without proof of ownership you can't register them, and without registration you can't legally put them in the water.

I'll work it out, give me time.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Wozzeck on September 01, 2009, 09:55:02 PM
If present ships can't be retitled from scratch, you could at least try and convince the marinas to start informing their customers that there is a charity which will accept those they would otherwise abandon.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on September 01, 2009, 10:00:24 PM
If there's a structure where you can pass costs/risk onto another entity or event the city then it's a great idea.

1. Repair the boats and sell them to a charity which you run.
2. The city pays your charity a minimal fee to manage and store the boats, and take disadvantaged children sailing
3. The money you get from this goes to a separate entity where you can renovate and sell boats on contract, at your own pace.

That sorta thing

Nice idea, Nick. But we have this little thing called the RICO. So basically I could face federal prosecution for circumventing taxation and money laundering under RICO as well as hiding it all behind the guise of a non-profit organization.

An non-profit is basically a corporation with officers and a business plan, that makes money, but it is backed up by a board of trustees that decides how to spend the money.

So with your idea I go to jail for organized crime, and with the governments way I end up shooting 6 old guys who won't pay me.

So as I said, I just have to work on this a bit.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on September 01, 2009, 10:02:46 PM
If present ships can't be retitled from scratch, you could at least try and convince the marinas to start informing their customers that there is a charity which will accept those they would otherwise abandon.

Balor if you owed someone $12,000 that you had no intention of paying, would you take their call?

Well you would, just to taunt them, but that's you.

It's a mishmash of marine salvage, corporate law and the pinheads at the Department of Natural Resources, who regulate waterways in MD, and make up the rules as the go along...
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: underclass on September 01, 2009, 10:08:36 PM
If there's a structure where you can pass costs/risk onto another entity or event the city then it's a great idea.

1. Repair the boats and sell them to a charity which you run.
2. The city pays your charity a minimal fee to manage and store the boats, and take disadvantaged children sailing
3. The money you get from this goes to a separate entity where you can renovate and sell boats on contract, at your own pace.

That sorta thing

Nice idea, Nick. But we have this little thing called the RICO. So basically I could face federal prosecution for circumventing taxation and money laundering under RICO as well as hiding it all behind the guise of a non-profit organization.

An non-profit is basically a corporation with officers and a business plan, that makes money, but it is backed up by a board of trustees that decides how to spend the money.

So with your idea I go to jail for organized crime, and with the governments way I end up shooting 6 old guys who won't pay me.

So as I said, I just have to work on this a bit.

Well, at some point you have to pay yourself a salary and declare income. I was thinking between #2 ~ #3
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Wozzeck on September 01, 2009, 10:14:58 PM
It was more the idea that they give your card to their customers when they first arrange for marina space, or with whatever mailers they might send.

That way the debtors are calling you, not the marina, when their salad days doing coke off harlots' hip bones come to a close.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on September 01, 2009, 10:22:09 PM
I'll figure it out, and I have an attorney, an engineer, a retired army medical officer and a semi-pro golfer working on this with me. We'll come up with something.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: FAH-Q on September 02, 2009, 03:18:46 AM
I have an attorney, an engineer, a retired army medical officer and a semi-pro golfer working on this with me.

Sounds like a sitcom!
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Thrash on September 04, 2009, 05:39:17 PM
My thoughts exactly; only they solve crimes ...
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: ttfg on September 04, 2009, 05:41:25 PM
...like : Who droped the soap ?
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on September 04, 2009, 05:43:47 PM
Actually they will be officers in the corporation and the board of directors.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Daddy on September 04, 2009, 06:43:35 PM
I keep reading the title as "Zoomie's scare of the week"



I keep expecting to read about Zoomie's sexual conquest... Then I remembered... It's Zoomie. Then it all makes sense why there is no mention of tang here.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: underclass on September 04, 2009, 08:03:48 PM
but lots of crap about boats
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Daddy on September 04, 2009, 08:05:22 PM
but lots of crap about boats

I don't even swim, let alone sail.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on September 04, 2009, 08:15:14 PM
Then you don't know the joy of riding the wind and hearing your heart beat in time with the waves against the hull.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Daddy on September 04, 2009, 08:19:31 PM
Then you don't know the joy of riding the wind and hearing your heart beat in time with the waves against the hull.

No, but I do know the joy of riding a woman and feeling her pulse through her vaginal walls as I penetrate her with my penis. I'm sure sailing is awesome, too.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on September 04, 2009, 08:20:49 PM
Yeah but you don't have to throw the boat out when you're done. Or bury it in the desert.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Daddy on September 04, 2009, 09:15:29 PM
Touche'. Good show, old cock. Good show.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on September 05, 2009, 09:01:36 AM
My (hopefully) score for THIS week:

http://annapolis.craigslist.org/boa/1359473015.html (http://annapolis.craigslist.org/boa/1359473015.html)
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Emperor Reagan on September 05, 2009, 09:05:59 AM
See that picture reminds me how terrifying I think it is to climb out of a boat when it's out of the water like that...that blind step over onto the ladder leaning against the hull.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on September 05, 2009, 09:10:29 AM
Yeah I don't like getting in and out of a boat on stands either. Gravity and pressure against the hull just don't seem very trustworthy. One of those pads slips and it's going down and rolling over on you like a fat girl in the dark.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: mosh on September 05, 2009, 10:24:29 AM
I remember the manfrog experience. One slip...
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: FAH-Q on September 05, 2009, 12:46:46 PM
Yeah I don't like getting in and out of a boat on stands either. Gravity and pressure against the hull just don't seem very trustworthy. One of those pads slips and it's going down and rolling over on you like a fat girl in the dark.

Seriously. In the early 90s, my uncle did an almost complete rebuild on a 1912 Fife (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Fife) in a shed in Southampton. He and a friend who was helping him lived in the boat while fixing it on stands for over a year. We visited him a few times and going up or down that ladder used to scare the fuck out of me, although I never admitted it cuz I didn't wanna seem like a pansy.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Nitya on September 05, 2009, 02:08:55 PM
I have nothing to add to this discussion other than the fact I was born in Southampton!
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on September 05, 2009, 02:23:31 PM
I remember the manfrog experience. One slip...

Dude, I totally ruined the best pair of hiking pants in that fall. Cather Marine is a pool of petroleum sludge with six inches of nasty Potomac on top. Luckily the Barmah you brought me didn't go under.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: underclass on September 06, 2009, 10:26:42 PM
hahahaha (http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/2841006/The-little-van-that-could/)
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on September 06, 2009, 10:39:34 PM
That rocks. And a Mitubishi would have made it in less time.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Wozzeck on September 06, 2009, 11:16:04 PM
Any endeavor of merit should begin with, "Please God, help me!"

Personally, I would have chosen a 1988 Honda Accord.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: mosh on September 06, 2009, 11:22:20 PM
Top Gear did it with a Toyota Hilux.

Were it me, I'd have chosen Monster Truck.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: FAH-Q on September 07, 2009, 04:05:45 PM
Hiluxes are the shit.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: ttfg on September 07, 2009, 04:14:54 PM
The older ones are.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on September 07, 2009, 05:05:27 PM
Delicas, bitches.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Wozzeck on September 07, 2009, 05:10:49 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/40/M35.jpg/300px-M35.jpg)

Go anywhere, on anything.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: ttfg on September 07, 2009, 05:26:54 PM
You mean it floats ?
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on September 07, 2009, 05:28:20 PM
No but they run like hell in a meter and a half of water.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: ttfg on September 07, 2009, 05:30:19 PM
'Go like stink' . 'Run like hell' makes it sound bad.

Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: FAH-Q on September 07, 2009, 05:36:43 PM
Yeah but "go like stink" implies speed.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: ttfg on September 07, 2009, 05:46:49 PM
In a meter and a half of water....i think it would be quick.. compared to a Ferrari
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on September 07, 2009, 05:47:20 PM
You'll never get an M813A1 or an M35A1 over 2mph in that water, but you won't kill the engine either. So they run like hell, but they don't exactly go like stink.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: ttfg on September 07, 2009, 05:48:29 PM
ok, one more post....How fast do you think the Ferrari would go ?
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on September 07, 2009, 05:50:36 PM
The article is not abouta  Ferrari, it's about a Toyota. And it has been compared to other vehicles, including the M35A1 that have or could possibly make that trip. The only Ferrari is in your head, Brian. There is no Ferrari. So the question is moot.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Wozzeck on September 07, 2009, 05:53:13 PM
The M35 has the distinct advantage of being able to run on banana peels, moonshine, or the blood of a virgin in a pinch.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: ttfg on September 07, 2009, 05:53:34 PM
There was an article to read ? Well nm then.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on September 07, 2009, 05:54:40 PM
The M35 has the distinct advantage of being able to run on banana peels, moonshine, or the blood of a virgin in a pinch.

And Empscum. Never forget Empscum.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on September 08, 2009, 08:27:11 PM
OK Latest prospect:

1965 Pearson Vanguard. 32.5', nice big cabin, small cockpit and small companionway which are safer for ocean travel, full galley, full head with shower, and WHEEL HELM! I hate tillers.

(representative photos only)
(http://pearsonvanguard.homestead.com/files/Vanguard5063.jpg)

(http://pearsonvanguard.homestead.com/files/Vanguard4997.jpg)

(http://pearsonvanguard.homestead.com/files/Vanguard5013.jpg)

(http://pearsonvanguardpictures.homestead.com/files/Sparrows_Song/pages/on_deck_lkg_forward.jpg)

Average restored value is $25K. This one needs about $12K in restoration and repair but I can pick it up for $2500.00

If I can get this one I'm dumping everything else but my Mutineer.

I also discovered a warehouse of new and used sailboat parts at wholesale prices. Everything from dinghys to lights to sails to surface radar. Gonna be a good winter.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: FAH-Q on September 08, 2009, 08:34:42 PM
Nice!
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: underclass on September 08, 2009, 10:24:20 PM
way to go man, upsize
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: bagman on September 08, 2009, 11:47:25 PM
I think Zoomie's score of the week was something along the lines of

(http://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/attachments/month_0808/fat_ass_qQMMqFKAULIH.jpg)
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on September 08, 2009, 11:58:13 PM
now THAT is what I call upsizing!
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on September 09, 2009, 09:52:31 AM
Offer submitted, fingers crossed.
Title: Re: Zoomie's score of the week
Post by: Zoomie on September 09, 2009, 08:03:53 PM
This is fucking killing me. Then again he's not going to get a better offer. This fucking boat is going to cost me $15K I don't have and I still want it so bad I can feel the Atlantic roll under my computer chair.

This is the same make and model, makes me want to cry knowing I won't be out in it until next summer, assuming I get it:

Chesapeake bay sailing at it's finest (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu92lR2ZQBc#normal)


I need an electrical engineer geek to help me do this, again same make and model:

Hans Kloepfer and his electric Pearson Vanguard (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrRFUB66xqM#normal)