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General Category => Politics, Philosophy, News and/or Current Affairs => Topic started by: fyrenza on September 01, 2009, 12:57:09 AM

Title: The Good Vibes?
Post by: fyrenza on September 01, 2009, 12:57:09 AM

They've been felt and, by me, cherished!

My dad called, wanting me to visit, again today.  He's a shit, but he's all i have left, and my mom stuck by him, even to the point of allowing him to sort of kill her, so.

i went, of course,

and he gives me a strand of Mikimoto Pearls, valued at approximately $75,000 usd.  A strand of pearls that i told him my mom had SPECIFICALLY designated for my sis-in-law, BECAUSE she's my BRO'S WIFE.  And always will be ~ it's like that.  And these pearls are a FAMILY Heirloom ~ which my bro cares SO deeply about.

There's also a priceless piece of translucent jade, with ancient ideograms carved into it, which, thank God, IS going to my bro, even though that was something that was for me, 'cuz my mom knew i'd never wear it ~ you CAN't ~ it's too fragile, and would crack/break too easily.  It DOES need to be handled, which my mom knew, and she knew i'd do that ~ take it out, touch it, marvel at it, and then put it back.

Needless to say, my mom was the "brains of the operation."  (direct quote from one of the best movies you've probably never seen ~ Goin' South)

Title: Re: The Good Vibes?
Post by: Nitya on September 01, 2009, 11:47:14 AM

Quote from: fyrenza on September 01, 2009, 12:57:09 AM

My dad called, wanting me to visit, again today.  He's a shit, but he's all i have left, and my mom stuck by him, even to the point of allowing him to sort of kill her, so.

So you're sticking around till he does the same thing to you, huh?

Title: Re: The Good Vibes?
Post by: Zoomie on September 01, 2009, 10:37:01 PM

Quote from: fyrenza on September 01, 2009, 12:57:09 AM

direct quote from one of the best movies you've probably never seen ~ Goin' South

My two favorite lines:

Moon: "What brings you out here from the city of Motherly Love?"

Julia: "That's BROTHERLY"

and

Big Abe: "I'm so hungry I could eat a frozen dog..."

Moon: "Well we'll see if we got one already froze for ya..."

Title: Re: The Good Vibes?
Post by: communist twat on December 03, 2009, 10:20:20 PM

I need to buy a new vibe.

zoomie pay pal me money! mama wants a rabbit.

Title: Re: The Good Vibes?
Post by: Zoomie on December 03, 2009, 10:35:48 PM

i better get something more than ill-fitting lace G-cups from a shitty PB account...

Title: Re: The Good Vibes?
Post by: communist twat on December 03, 2009, 10:54:28 PM

Quote from: Zoomie on December 03, 2009, 10:35:48 PM

i better get something more than ill-fitting lace G-cups from a shitty PB account...

wha!?!!? i have to actually give you something in return?

no way! think of it as a donation.

Title: Re: The Good Vibes?
Post by: Zoomie on December 03, 2009, 11:46:40 PM

I am not really a Socialist but i do play one on TV. I got bills too ya know.

Title: Re: The Good Vibes?
Post by: mosh on December 04, 2009, 02:02:49 AM

Quote from: communist twat on December 03, 2009, 10:20:20 PM

I need to buy a new vibe.

zoomie pay pal me money! mama wants a rabbit.

Rabbits are overrated. You want Electrastim (http://www.electrastim.com/acatalog/index2.html).

Title: Re: The Good Vibes?
Post by: Thrash on December 09, 2009, 02:58:26 PM

How's your ElectraStim anal probe working for you, mosh?

Title: Re: The Good Vibes?
Post by: mosh on December 09, 2009, 05:41:59 PM

It's the best... especially when used with that hooker sheep, and box of Rammstein dildo's.