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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: mosh on September 05, 2009, 03:58:47 AM

Title: New toys
Post by: mosh on September 05, 2009, 03:58:47 AM
This has caught my attention...

Electrocute your genitals: http://www.electrastim.com/acatalog/index2.html (http://www.electrastim.com/acatalog/index2.html)
Title: Re: New toys
Post by: bagman on September 05, 2009, 06:35:29 AM
It's now caught mine! Expensive though...
Title: Re: New toys
Post by: Lucky on September 05, 2009, 08:51:38 AM
That's crazy-expensive. Also, not fun to use for me or my girl.

I am sort of talking out of my hat, though. Cos we recently bought one of these: http://store.babeland.com/double-dildos/nexus (http://store.babeland.com/double-dildos/nexus)
Title: Re: New toys
Post by: Zoomie on September 05, 2009, 09:03:23 AM
OK After 10+ years I'm finally learning more about some of you than I want to know.

Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Title: Re: New toys
Post by: mosh on September 05, 2009, 10:22:54 AM
I never said I bought one.

I'm just intrigued.
Title: Re: New toys
Post by: Daddy on September 05, 2009, 11:08:41 PM
That's crazy-expensive. Also, not fun to use for me or my girl.

I am sort of talking out of my hat, though. Cos we recently bought one of these: http://store.babeland.com/double-dildos/nexus (http://store.babeland.com/double-dildos/nexus)

Hot.
Title: Re: New toys
Post by: 13chemicals on September 06, 2009, 01:37:51 AM
I'd click on that link but I'm at work, so I'm scared!
Title: Re: New toys
Post by: mosh on September 06, 2009, 02:16:22 AM
Click the elctrastim link... its safe enough
Title: Re: New toys
Post by: mosh on September 06, 2009, 09:46:53 AM
So I went to a local shop that sells these devices... completely not what I was expecting.

You know those electric pulse machines that are advertised to build muscles by contracting the muscles? Well, this was nothing like that. More like putting a 9 volt battery on the tip of your tongue, but much more gentle. Was kind of very weird.

And no, it wasnt demonstrated to me on my genitals or arsehole.
Title: Re: New toys
Post by: Zoomie on September 06, 2009, 09:57:27 AM
Riiiiiiiiiiiight
Title: Re: New toys
Post by: Thrash on September 06, 2009, 12:39:50 PM
We have a "Violent Wand" here in the office ...
I've been shot in the ear with it, and I've seen it in action ...

It's interesting ...
WHOA!
One of my FWB toys would LOVE this ...

Oh, my!

I'll get back to you guys later ...
Title: Re: New toys
Post by: Lothar on September 09, 2009, 04:37:07 PM
I know one person that might own a violet wand, but I've never seen it in action in person.

Mosh, you kinky little bitch!
Title: Re: New toys
Post by: Zoomie on September 09, 2009, 04:41:43 PM
Um, when Thrash talks about his Violent Wand, he IS talking about Mosh's cock.
Title: Re: New toys
Post by: mosh on September 11, 2009, 04:32:37 AM
I know one person that might own a violet wand, but I've never seen it in action in person.

Mosh, you kinky little bitch!

I think you have me mixed up with someone else....
Title: Re: New toys
Post by: (_)_)===D on September 11, 2009, 10:11:58 AM
So I went to a local shop that sells these devices... completely not what I was expecting.

You know those electric pulse machines that are advertised to build muscles by contracting the muscles? Well, this was nothing like that. More like putting a 9 volt battery on the tip of your tongue, but much more gentle. Was kind of very weird.

And no, it wasnt demonstrated to me on my genitals or arsehole.

Ha ha! LOL!!!

"Excuse me, Mr. Sex Store Counterman... Lately this whole rubbing my penis on another person thing has gotten to be really old hat, you know? It's like, a sopping wet vagina that's just been pussy pumped into some kind of a lymph filled monstrosity just doesn't do it for me like it used to. I've been wondering, do you have one of those things that shocks the shit out of your genitals, cause I'd love to give it a whirl."

Later...

"Uh, this one sucks. Do you have one that goes up to 11, cause seriously, my dick is barely even charred."
Title: Re: New toys
Post by: mosh on September 11, 2009, 10:46:02 AM
Dont knock it til you try it
Title: Re: New toys
Post by: Thrash on September 11, 2009, 10:05:30 PM
Again, I've seen it in action; it's pretty cool ...