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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: fyrenza on September 07, 2009, 03:03:02 PM

Title: Mail Order Brides
Post by: fyrenza on September 07, 2009, 03:03:02 PM

My 79 y.o. dad is now looking for a maid/companion ~

anyone have any experience, references, etc.?


HALP!!!

Title: Re: Mail Order Brides
Post by: Zoomie on September 07, 2009, 03:15:26 PM

Are you listed anywhere? Cuz I'd pay a shitpot for you.

Title: Re: Mail Order Brides
Post by: fyrenza on September 07, 2009, 03:50:08 PM

A FULL Pot of Shit??

SOLD!

Title: Re: Mail Order Brides
Post by: tricky on September 08, 2009, 12:10:18 AM

I'll see your full pot of shit and raise you $1. She'll need to cook & clean for me. But I'm not feeding her or paying her any attention. She'll have to sleep on the floor too, out of my way.

Title: Re: Mail Order Brides
Post by: 13chemicals on September 08, 2009, 12:49:35 AM

I'll pay $10 every week to cook and clean for me, but yes, you will then have to retire to your carriage house for the evening.

Title: Re: Mail Order Brides
Post by: Wozzeck on September 08, 2009, 12:58:37 AM

Her friends back at the clap-board shack will be so envious...