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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Zoomie on September 09, 2009, 09:00:32 PM

Title: How you know you're loved
Post by: Zoomie on September 09, 2009, 09:00:32 PM: 1. You quit smoking for the umpteenth time...

2. Three days in you're going nuts but you stick with it even though you want to eat every bit of food in the house...

3. She brings you a pint of Ben & Jerry's Strawberry Cheescake.

Life ain't so bad.
Title: Re: How you know you're loved
Post by: (_)_)===D on September 09, 2009, 09:16:09 PM: You left out part where you get a rusty trombone.
Title: Re: How you know you're loved
Post by: Zoomie on September 09, 2009, 09:18:27 PM: Yeah. That'll happen.

Only fat girls will toss may salad.
Title: Re: How you know you're loved
Post by: friskychick on September 10, 2009, 12:49:48 AM: i know im loved when.... oh.. nevermind.

/emo
Title: Re: How you know you're loved
Post by: fyrenza on September 10, 2009, 12:57:45 AM: Quote from: friskychick on September 10, 2009, 12:49:48 AM
i know im loved when.... ~~oh.. nevermind.~~ i'm loved.

Fixed!
Title: Re: How you know you're loved
Post by: FAH-Q on September 10, 2009, 01:23:10 AM: Quote from: friskychick on September 10, 2009, 12:49:48 AM
i know im loved when.... oh.. nevermind.

/emo

+1 emo pt for use of emo tag
Title: Re: How you know you're loved
Post by: friskychick on September 10, 2009, 01:39:32 AM: Quote from: FAH-Q on September 10, 2009, 01:23:10 AM
+1 emo pt for use of emo tag

what do i win, other than a bad haircut and whiny music?
Title: Re: How you know you're loved
Post by: ttfg on September 10, 2009, 01:40:27 AM: A date with Brook.
Title: Re: How you know you're loved
Post by: tricky on September 10, 2009, 10:26:28 AM: I'll treat you like a princess, baby. Then I'll give you a nice facial. And not the type you get at a spa, either.
Title: Re: How you know you're loved
Post by: daisymae on September 10, 2009, 06:59:50 PM: You got bagman's rubber dong hooked up to a turkey baster? Hot.
Title: Re: How you know you're loved
Post by: friskychick on September 10, 2009, 08:06:43 PM: Quote from: tricky on September 10, 2009, 10:26:28 AM
I'll treat you like a princess, baby. Then I'll give you a nice facial. And not the type you get at a spa, either.

hmm. are you a fan of vomit?!
Title: Re: How you know you're loved
Post by: Zoomie on September 10, 2009, 08:10:56 PM: Still can't handle the sight of a little ejaculate, huh?
Title: Re: How you know you're loved
Post by: friskychick on September 10, 2009, 10:47:32 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on September 10, 2009, 08:10:56 PM
Still can't handle the sight of a little ejaculate, huh?

if male cum was meant to be eaten, then it would taste like cinnamon bun icing. you KNOW id be eatin that shit up
Title: Re: How you know you're loved
Post by: 13chemicals on September 11, 2009, 01:06:28 AM: I love semen like a fat girl loves icing.
Title: Re: How you know you're loved
Post by: Wozzeck on September 11, 2009, 01:20:27 AM: Well, we know what kind of cake to get you for your birthday.
Title: Re: How you know you're loved
Post by: friskychick on September 11, 2009, 01:48:28 AM: Quote from: Wozzeck on September 11, 2009, 01:20:27 AM
Well, we know what kind of cake to get you for your birthday.

oops, 9 days too late :'(
Title: Re: How you know you're loved
Post by: Zoomie on September 11, 2009, 06:22:21 AM: Quote from: friskychick on September 10, 2009, 10:47:32 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on September 10, 2009, 08:10:56 PM
Still can't handle the sight of a little ejaculate, huh?

if male cum was meant to be eaten, then it would taste like cinnamon bun icing. you KNOW id be eatin that shit up

Ah if only I'd been in my vegan period then...
Title: Re: How you know you're loved
Post by: Drugmoth on September 11, 2009, 07:55:15 AM: I'm so loved right now.
Title: Re: How you know you're loved
Post by: Thrash on September 11, 2009, 10:00:50 PM: I'm pretty sure I am as well ...
So fuck all of you ...
Title: Re: How you know you're loved
Post by: Daddy on September 12, 2009, 07:30:39 AM: Quote from: 13chemicals on September 11, 2009, 01:06:28 AM
I love semen like a fat girl loves icing.

You'll get more if you squeeze the piping bag.
Title: Re: How you know you're loved
Post by: mosh on September 12, 2009, 08:05:04 AM: I'd rather be feared.

It's much less corny.
Title: Re: How you know you're loved
Post by: underclass on September 12, 2009, 09:38:32 AM: Zoomie quitting smoking update please
Title: Re: How you know you're loved
Post by: Zoomie on September 12, 2009, 09:47:45 AM: SEVEN MOTHA FUCKIN DAYS TODAY! And I ain't killed nobody. Wanted to. Came close once or twice. But I'm good. Going to reqrd my good behavior at noon today. Going to test sail a small yacht across the bay and back.
Title: Re: How you know you're loved
Post by: underclass on September 12, 2009, 09:51:36 AM: that's good, smokes are cheaper on the other side of the harbor
Title: Re: How you know you're loved
Post by: Zoomie on September 12, 2009, 10:03:57 AM: YOU FUCKER!!!

Actually they're not. Baltimore County has a higher cancer tax than Anne Arundel. Smokes and booze are both higher there.
Title: Re: How you know you're loved
Post by: Lucky on September 12, 2009, 11:12:03 AM: My boss just came back from Mexico with a carton of Marlboros. Half the front of each pack is a big white label that reads "Smoking Kills" in 24 pt Helvetica.
Title: Re: How you know you're loved
Post by: mosh on September 12, 2009, 11:26:04 AM: Oh man, that's nothing. Smoke packets here have graphic pictures of cancerous lungs & mouths, gangrene, and all the rest of it.

I showed Zoomie last time I was in the States.
Title: Re: How you know you're loved
Post by: Doormouse on September 12, 2009, 12:01:23 PM: Same in Canada. My smoker friends all used to request their favorite picture of horror. The eventually settled on the dead babies pictures as the best one because none of them were going to be getting pregnant so it wasn't really applicable.

They also used to offer free slip-covers at some of the depanneurs that you could slide over your pack to make it look decent again. One of my friends used to collect those in the hopes that they'd be collectors items one day.
Title: Re: How you know you're loved
Post by: Daddy on September 12, 2009, 02:25:17 PM: As if this really deters smoking... I say advertise with bouncy big tits and thick round asses on the packs. But that's just one man's opinion.
Title: Re: How you know you're loved
Post by: Zoomie on September 12, 2009, 03:47:27 PM: Nice boat. Another C-22 like the one in my driveway except this one actually GOES. So for $400 I get the boat, full compliment of sails, VHF radio with weather reporting side receiver, depth gauge, knot gauge, full galley with icebox, (minus stove) and cushions. I'll put in a propane stove, my little cafetera espresso maker, convert the headsail to a furler, replace the main sheet and most of the running rigging and sail it to St Mary's to the beach house before the end of the month.

Unless Mosh wants to stop and sail it down the bay with me...