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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Tru on September 16, 2009, 04:28:25 AM

Title: The male form
Post by: Tru on September 16, 2009, 04:28:25 AM: This is really a question only for the women.

Explain to me your daily feelings about the male form.

Likes, dislikes, fantasies and secret thoughts about male anatomy.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: underclass on September 16, 2009, 04:45:46 AM: what are you smoking?
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Tru on September 16, 2009, 04:57:54 AM: What? don't think women can express themselves honestly in a secure environment such as this.

Or you think I'm crazy for asking what they want?
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Doormouse on September 16, 2009, 05:06:30 AM: I'll certify the question. It's certainly a mystery to me. I find very little pleasure in it.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Wozzeck on September 16, 2009, 05:45:55 AM: Surprisingly, for most women a known sex offender and crackpot does not a "safe environment" make.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Zoomie on September 16, 2009, 06:44:25 AM: Methinks it's getting time for a trip to the supermarket...
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: tricky on September 16, 2009, 10:59:38 AM: I love how not one woman has responded to this thread.

And I had to go and fuck that up.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Doormouse on September 16, 2009, 12:31:29 PM: That's because there's no way to explain it. I assume hetero chicks just feel like getting defiled every once in a while.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: hip on September 16, 2009, 03:03:19 PM: Quote from: Doormouse on September 16, 2009, 12:31:29 PM
hetero chicks just feel like getting defiled every once in a while.

mmm, yes please.

i also like a penis that is bigger than what is considered the average. 8-9 inches and thick is perfect. this may sound like a stereotypical request of women, but honest. i also like a fit physique, but not overly so. when a guy starts worrying too much about his definition, i start worrying about his sexuality.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Daddy on September 16, 2009, 05:56:16 PM: I will toss a couple photos up here after I get them hosted.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: underclass on September 16, 2009, 10:09:54 PM: My chest is currently wider than my tummy. This wont last
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: FAH-Q on September 16, 2009, 10:10:47 PM: Mine are about even with each other.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Zoomie on September 16, 2009, 10:11:45 PM: my torso is perfectly proportioned. If i stand on my head...
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Daddy on September 16, 2009, 10:12:25 PM: Mine is a work in progress.

Note the following. I've got a lot of work left to do.

(http://pic.xpeeps.com/xpeeps/images/usergallerypics/443297/0/443297-d03506f1d0350_l.jpg)
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: FAH-Q on September 16, 2009, 10:13:02 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on September 16, 2009, 10:11:45 PM
my torso is perfectly proportioned. If i stand on my head...

Hey, you too! (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=1248.msg56829#msg56829)
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: 13chemicals on September 17, 2009, 02:42:08 AM: I also like a guy with a big dick, just like hip. I will take a 6-7" one though if it is as thick as my forearm. I also loooovvveee the lines that lead down to a guys waist from his stomach, so hot. Another thing I enjoy is a sexy guys back, a bubble butt, and height. I don't like someone too tall but also not too short. Six foot tall is perfect for me.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: bagman on September 17, 2009, 03:22:28 AM: I can honestly say, that is the first photo ever, that I have not saved in my collection.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Daddy on September 17, 2009, 12:07:33 PM: Give it another six months and I will post my improvements.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: hip on September 17, 2009, 01:33:05 PM: i was expecting a frontal shot. please, daddy? pretty please?
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Daddy on September 17, 2009, 03:05:21 PM: The front needs a lot of work, too. If I get a chance after work, I will do it.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: hip on September 17, 2009, 03:21:09 PM: i just clapped my hands like a little girl who sees the ice cream truck coming.

a little fat girl.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: (_)_)===D on September 17, 2009, 04:13:37 PM: Psst! Hey, Tru...

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/baseballfail.jpg)
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Daddy on September 17, 2009, 05:48:19 PM: Quote from: hip on September 17, 2009, 01:33:05 PM
i was expecting a frontal shot. please, daddy? pretty please?

Up from the down...

(http://pic.xpeeps.com/xpeeps/images/usergallerypics/443297/0/443297-e5e87949e5e87_l.jpg)
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: The Geek on September 17, 2009, 06:05:14 PM: since youre in a giving mood - what about a close up cock shot?
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: ttfg on September 17, 2009, 06:08:20 PM: You first.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Daddy on September 17, 2009, 06:09:42 PM: Give me a few minutes. I am cooking dinner at the moment.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: The Geek on September 17, 2009, 06:10:47 PM: well now Im bored so here's some pictures while I wait

(http://images.heaven666.org/g/5/extreme-tattoo-and-penis-piercings-2.jpg)

(http://images.heaven666.org/g/5/extreme-tattoo-and-penis-piercings-3.jpg)

(http://images.heaven666.org/g/5/extreme-tattoo-and-penis-piercings-4.jpg)

(http://images.heaven666.org/g/5/extreme-tattoo-and-penis-piercings-6.jpg)

(http://images.heaven666.org/g/5/extreme-tattoo-and-penis-piercings-7.jpg)

(http://images.heaven666.org/g/5/extreme-tattoo-and-penis-piercings-8.jpg)
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Daddy on September 17, 2009, 06:25:31 PM: Quote from: The Geek on September 17, 2009, 06:05:14 PM
since youre in a giving mood - what about a close up cock shot?

Close up, enough?

(http://pic.xpeeps.com/xpeeps/images/usergallerypics/443297/0/443297-9b9155989b915_l.jpg)
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: The Geek on September 17, 2009, 06:36:13 PM: wow, i didnt think youd actually do it. Bravo!
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Daddy on September 17, 2009, 06:39:20 PM: If I say it, I do it.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Emperor Reagan on September 17, 2009, 06:57:29 PM: Quote from: The Geek on September 17, 2009, 06:10:47 PM
well now Im bored so here's some pictures while I wait

(http://images.heaven666.org/g/5/extreme-tattoo-and-penis-piercings-2.jpg)

(http://images.heaven666.org/g/5/extreme-tattoo-and-penis-piercings-3.jpg)

(http://images.heaven666.org/g/5/extreme-tattoo-and-penis-piercings-4.jpg)

(http://images.heaven666.org/g/5/extreme-tattoo-and-penis-piercings-6.jpg)

(http://images.heaven666.org/g/5/extreme-tattoo-and-penis-piercings-7.jpg)

(http://images.heaven666.org/g/5/extreme-tattoo-and-penis-piercings-8.jpg)

He's probably some straight-laced looking conservative lawyer.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Daddy on September 17, 2009, 07:00:59 PM: One of our executives has six rings in his testicles and a Jacob`s Ladder.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: 13chemicals on September 17, 2009, 09:43:06 PM: That pics means nothing without a ruler next to the cock, or better yet a sharpie.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Daddy on September 17, 2009, 09:45:05 PM: Quote from: 13chemicals on September 17, 2009, 09:43:06 PM
That pics means nothing without a ruler next to the cock, or better yet a sharpie.

It's between 7 and 7.5.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: 13chemicals on September 17, 2009, 09:45:32 PM: Invalid!
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Tru on September 17, 2009, 11:31:00 PM: Quote from: (_)_)===D on September 17, 2009, 04:13:37 PM
Psst! Hey, Tru...

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/baseballfail.jpg)

Aww now you can't really say that without actually knowing it's purpose.

Which I can't really remember right now.

But, I'm not really disappointed because it has inadvertently provided some entertainment for someones here. hehehe
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: tricky on September 18, 2009, 12:59:17 AM: Well done, Daddy! :)
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Drugmoth on September 18, 2009, 01:12:06 AM: Bet that's the first time you said that without having a puddle of jizz on your back.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: hip on September 18, 2009, 04:15:43 AM: finally!
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Daddy on September 18, 2009, 06:12:13 AM: I hope to be in much better shape by April, just in time for the New England Metal and Hardcore Fest. Not that those two instances are related by any means. But I'll post more pics once I get some more body shaping done. It's more about toning up for me, but I'm also looking to add on a little more muscle mass, too.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: hip on September 18, 2009, 11:59:35 AM: now...if i run into you at the NE metal/hc fest, will you flash me your penis?
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: underclass on September 18, 2009, 12:32:26 PM: oh man, bar raised. I'm such a pussy
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Daddy on September 18, 2009, 02:48:52 PM: Sure, be kind enough to wear a skirt and flash yours in return.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Thrash on September 18, 2009, 07:00:53 PM: Quote from: underclass on September 18, 2009, 12:32:26 PM
oh man, bar raised. I'm such a pussy
Quote from: Daddy on September 18, 2009, 02:48:52 PM
Sure, be kind enough to wear a skirt and flash yours in return.

Both of those are FTW, BTW ...
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Daddy on September 18, 2009, 07:04:12 PM: How exactly?
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Thrash on September 18, 2009, 07:43:20 PM: Individually, in context, not together and out of context ...
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Tru on September 19, 2009, 01:51:26 PM: Well well, the guys all think the thread is fail, yet since we seem to have had a willing volunteer step forward it appears we have at least three happily oggeling ladies on this thread. Well two openly oggling and one who appears somewhat skeptical of our volunteers stated proportions yet who remains quite interested in the show.

Perhaps it's time for "The Male Form Pt 2."

The scenario poll where we put all three ladies sitting together on a nice afternoon having a few drinks and find out what mischief, fun and games that is, our fully clothed fems might think up or engage in if given the opportunity to innocently invite our somewhat hapless but willing volunteer over. Only to unexpectedly find he has been invited to be the center of attention and is required to pose for a much closer more intimate eyes and hands on group inspection.

Okay so having set the stage, what questions should our poll suggest?

Are there other similar or varying scenarios our empowered ladies as a group might find stimulating and fun?
That's another question for you ladies btw.

LOL This thread belongs in psychology.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: taiko on September 19, 2009, 01:54:23 PM: CFNM
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Daddy on September 19, 2009, 01:57:58 PM: I'm down to volunteer.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: tricky on September 19, 2009, 02:30:24 PM: CBT
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Thrash on September 19, 2009, 05:42:15 PM: That was a good bank until it folded in 1984 ...
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: hip on September 20, 2009, 01:40:15 AM: "three ladies"... you couldn't possibly be referring to sasha, brook and i?
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Tru on September 20, 2009, 02:24:50 AM: Quote from: Katie
"three ladies"... you couldn't possibly be referring to sasha, brook and i?

Oh hell no, it would have to be some other three hot ladies from LG for sure.
But just for the hell of it, since it's not about you guys at all,
feel free to enlighten us about what your feelings are on the subject,
and if you might enjoy taking advantage of some poor sap in this way.

Especially think about the question as if it was later when you are old and lonesome. Hehehehehehe

Come on be honest. Sure I admit I'm personally a creep but I only have your most secret interests at heart!
Really!
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: FAH-Q on September 20, 2009, 02:26:48 AM: Creeeeeeeeeepeh!
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: 13chemicals on September 20, 2009, 02:31:01 AM: If you weren't referring to me, then why do you give a shit what I would do?
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: FAH-Q on September 20, 2009, 02:33:04 AM: Because he'd like to have wank-fodder involving what you might do to his male form.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Tru on September 20, 2009, 02:54:49 AM: Quote from: 13chemicals on September 20, 2009, 02:31:01 AM
If you weren't referring to me, then why do you give a shit what I would do?

Because this is what this forum and this media is all about! Learning about the people we interact with.

We don't have to put ourselves on the line right off the bat, we can pose and then organize our thoughts based on the responses we receive.

We can share or hide our feelings as needed. There must be other reasons but I want something different, I want you to clear a path into your inner physchie

I want to know you.

No sex involved.

And not that I consider you especially special or any thing.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: FAH-Q on September 20, 2009, 02:59:23 AM: Quote from: Tru on September 20, 2009, 02:54:49 AM
Quote from: 13chemicals on September 20, 2009, 02:31:01 AM
If you weren't referring to me, then why do you give a shit what I would do?

Giggity giggity! I'm posting fully naked!
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Tru on September 20, 2009, 03:07:50 AM: I feel I should beat you senseless now, prepare for your thrashing.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: FAH-Q on September 20, 2009, 03:09:22 AM: You put that lipstick away, puppydog!
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Tru on September 20, 2009, 03:21:15 AM: Shit I haven't been able to breath for about ten minutes.

You fucker
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: tricky on September 20, 2009, 03:21:13 PM: Si, I <3 you
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: hip on September 20, 2009, 03:25:54 PM: Quote from: Tru on September 20, 2009, 02:24:50 AM
Quote from: Katie
"three ladies"... you couldn't possibly be referring to sasha, brook and i?

Oh hell no, it would have to be some other three hot ladies from LG for sure.

there is no other group of 3 hot ladies from LG, soooo you're dumb.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Tru on September 21, 2009, 02:56:56 AM: Quote
, soooo you're dumb.

OMG I know that already, now tell me your innermost secrets.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: taiko on September 21, 2009, 09:14:29 AM: you're starting to sound like sarah mascara. :P
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: hip on September 21, 2009, 11:09:26 AM: me or tru? i was quoting 'grandma's boy'.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Thrash on September 21, 2009, 11:55:53 PM: Quote from: Tru on September 20, 2009, 03:07:50 AM
I feel I should beat you senseless now, prepare for your thrashing.

Leave me out of your "male form" ...
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: 13chemicals on September 22, 2009, 01:49:04 AM: Get all up in his male form, and then write about it in your memoirs... *ie-www.loaded-gun.com*
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Lothar on September 22, 2009, 05:17:14 AM: E.g., i.e., fuck you.

The point is when I say jump you say okay, okay?
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: 13chemicals on September 22, 2009, 05:32:23 AM: Yes, correct me, and then jump his bones.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Lothar on September 22, 2009, 05:40:54 AM: Dennis Farina's Fuck-Fest (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ry0g4W0_ZI#normal)
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Tru on September 23, 2009, 05:44:48 AM: Quote from: hip on September 21, 2009, 11:09:26 AM
me or tru? i was quoting 'grandma's boy'.

I like the way IDMB describes it.

"Sex. Drugs. Nakedness. Rude language... And proud of it!"
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: taiko on September 23, 2009, 07:58:06 AM: (http://img.moronail.net/img/6/6/66.jpg)
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Drugmoth on September 23, 2009, 08:08:40 AM: Hehehehe.....lookit the kitteh's balls. Heh.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: bagman on September 23, 2009, 11:35:19 PM: Fag.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Tru on September 24, 2009, 01:11:46 AM: Their balls always give them away.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Thrash on September 25, 2009, 01:56:55 AM: To being male?

(http://mediabullseye.com/mb/storyphotos/funny-pictures-captain-obvious-cat.jpg)
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Doormouse on September 26, 2009, 03:31:46 AM: Grandma's Boy was pretty fucking stupid when I saw it sober.
JP is funny sober or stoned, though. Christ. I love the "Please sit on my face!" scene.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Thrash on September 26, 2009, 05:37:59 AM: Que?
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Doormouse on September 26, 2009, 12:27:31 PM: Oops I should have quoted I guess.

For Dave:
Quote from: hip on September 21, 2009, 11:09:26 AM
me or tru? i was quoting 'grandma's boy'.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Thrash on September 26, 2009, 12:33:48 PM: Oh ...
Thanks; I think I get it now ...
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Libertine on September 26, 2009, 04:15:02 PM: Grandma's boy is fucking hilarious, I've seen it like 10 times and it never gets old.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Doormouse on September 26, 2009, 05:20:40 PM: The drug humor was pretty fucking juvenile. Not that drug humor ever isn't, but like I said it only really works if you're stoned.
The video game nerd culture aspect of it did hook me, and I found JP hilarious, but on the whole there were few redeeming features.
Title: Re: The male form
Post by: Drugmoth on September 27, 2009, 06:16:36 AM: Quote from: Doormouse on September 26, 2009, 05:20:40 PM
on the whole there were few redeeming features.