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General Category => For Sale => Topic started by: Daddy on September 23, 2009, 05:21:48 PM
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A vibrant thirty two year old penis is being offered for sale. You will find this 7+ inch penis has had a world of experience but only sparingly used in the last few years. The combination of places it's been alone makes this phallus a great conversational piece for starters. Once you take it for a ride, I'm sure you'll agree that your money will be well spent. The owner is seeking a quick sale and will throw in the balls for free. The owner may consider leasing as an option as well. There will be possible penalties for not fully utilizing the equipment. Please see the lease agreement for further details.
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You wanna man whore it up, go do it in sex. This is for souls and tshirts and extra band equipment and shit.
However, offer it to frisky first. She's got the least used vag (of legal age) on here and I can vouch for the fact that she's fun.
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Offer it 'Hire purchase' and maybe Kyle will bite.
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He would have to tattoo a vagina on his ass. It's a clause in the lease.
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You wanna man whore it up, go do it in sex. This is for souls and tshirts and extra band equipment and shit.
However, offer it to frisky first. She's got the least used vag (of legal age) on here and I can vouch for the fact that she's fun.
Everyone on this board is legal, brah.
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You should see if these guys could broker it for you:
http://www.penisland.net/ (http://www.penisland.net/)
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Now that is awesome. The must show in a lot of searches.
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Not interested. Already have two of my own.
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I have 5, and let me tell you, my pants fit me like a glove!
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Stop stealing my punch lines you bald fuck!!!!
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Dude, The Unknown Comic did that YEARS AGO on The Gong Show ...
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Stop picking on my age you half blind, broke neck bald fuck!
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No, I'm no longer blind, my neck is no longer totally broken, and, until I shave tomorrow, I'm not bald ...
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meh
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A title is a title.
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Ok, Grumpy Old Ginger Fuck
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HEY! I NEED ONE OF THOSE!
I'LL TAKE IT!
Wait.. what color is it? ???
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black and blue after his wife discovers this thread...
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Yeah, surely not from any use ...
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It is a shade of white but will come in any color.
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Hahahaha nice!
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Purple and orange plaid?
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If my cock can get in it, it will come.