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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: fyrenza on September 27, 2009, 11:23:32 PM

Title: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: fyrenza on September 27, 2009, 11:23:32 PM

Check THIS out:

http://www.thelocal.se/22272/20090924/ (http://www.thelocal.se/22272/20090924/)

And i thought some of y'all were over-sexed ...

Title: Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: Doormouse on September 28, 2009, 09:31:50 AM

Darwin Awards Honorable Mention

Title: Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: Zoomie on September 28, 2009, 09:40:54 AM

The story of the 17 year old girl pimping the handicapped 19 year old girl in Sweden was better.

Title: Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: BURNaMERICA on September 28, 2009, 02:13:02 PM

Guy makes jacking off seem difficult... By the way, it's not.

Title: Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: 13chemicals on September 29, 2009, 02:22:12 AM

I've even successfully masturbated while driving and I was stoned too. 

Title: Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: mosh on September 29, 2009, 04:21:32 AM

details and a video re-enactment please.

Title: Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: Doormouse on September 29, 2009, 05:21:25 AM

Were you driving a bigrig at 4AM?

Title: Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: 13chemicals on September 29, 2009, 06:05:35 AM

I was driving an F150 at 4pm.

Title: Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: mosh on September 29, 2009, 06:27:10 AM

Quote from: Mosh on September 29, 2009, 04:21:32 AM

details and a video re-enactment please.

Title: Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: Zoomie on September 29, 2009, 07:28:57 AM

Chicks in trucks are hawt.

Title: Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: FAH-Q on September 29, 2009, 10:48:58 AM

I've had sex while driving.

Title: Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: 13chemicals on September 29, 2009, 08:28:02 PM

Me too.  I straddled the guy while he was driving.  I get really horny after I see certain movies.  It's crazy.  There is something wrong with me.

Title: Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: FAH-Q on September 29, 2009, 08:37:19 PM

Quote from: 13chemicals on September 29, 2009, 08:28:02 PM

I straddled the guy while he was driving.

Yep.

Title: Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: Thrash on September 30, 2009, 05:03:06 AM

You straddled a guy too?
... and yes you rejected me in the other thread

You know, back in the A-S days you used to give me all kinds of head ...

Title: Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: BURNaMERICA on September 30, 2009, 07:12:44 AM

Quote from: 13chemicals on September 29, 2009, 08:28:02 PM

I get really horny after I see certain movies.

No one has asked the obvious...

Title: Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: Zoomie on September 30, 2009, 07:28:34 AM

Anything with Julia Roberts. Especially Pretty Woman. Hooker love makes her wet.

Title: Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: BURNaMERICA on September 30, 2009, 07:51:12 AM

Wellllll, SHIT. Me too...

Title: Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: (_)_)===D on September 30, 2009, 02:41:36 PM

Mello simulated sex with me while I was driving. Even after that I still didn't think it could be done, but I guess I stand corrected.

Mello, I am sorry for not believing you.

Title: Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: FAH-Q on September 30, 2009, 03:35:43 PM

I wouldn't recommend it in traffic. But at 4am on empty roads... oh and with an automatic car, too. Manual would make things much more complicated.

Although that said, I will note that the '94 Honda Integra Si does have a pretty handily versatile 2nd gear, once you're driving fairly slowly around a neighbourhood type area.

Title: Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: (_)_)===D on September 30, 2009, 05:25:14 PM

I was driving a manual, go me!

Title: Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: Thrash on September 30, 2009, 07:36:04 PM

Mahd Skylz!!!

Title: Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: 13chemicals on October 01, 2009, 12:48:49 AM

Players of the world... UNITE!

Title: Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: BURNaMERICA on October 01, 2009, 04:14:33 PM

I got head driving a manual... never had sex while driving, that sounds difficult.

Title: Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: 13chemicals on October 01, 2009, 04:20:04 PM

It depends on the size of the car.

Title: Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: Wozzeck on October 01, 2009, 04:22:08 PM

I drive long cars. Who knows why?

Title: Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: FAH-Q on October 02, 2009, 12:36:08 AM

Quote from: Wozzeck on October 01, 2009, 04:22:08 PM

I drive long cars. Who knows why?

Compensating?

Title: Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: Thrash on October 02, 2009, 02:21:12 AM

SNAP!

Title: Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: Zoomie on October 02, 2009, 07:10:06 AM

OVER-compensating.

Title: Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: taiko on October 02, 2009, 09:47:17 AM

over-under compensation.

Title: Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!!
Post by: Daddy on October 02, 2009, 10:17:39 PM

Like Barnett says, "The only substitute for victory is overkill."