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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: underclass on September 29, 2009, 09:42:06 AM

Title: who wants to pet my cock?
Post by: underclass on September 29, 2009, 09:42:06 AM: Get it while it's pecking

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Title: Re: who wants to pet my cock?
Post by: taiko on September 29, 2009, 09:44:54 AM: Quote from: underclass on September 29, 2009, 09:42:06 AM
Get it while it's pecker
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Post by: FAH-Q on September 29, 2009, 10:53:58 AM: My inner etymologist is now curious if there's any connection between "cock" and "pecker" as slang terms for dick.
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Post by: Doormouse on September 29, 2009, 11:19:45 AM: Yeah, and what about "party fowl" for that matter?

No, wait.
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Post by: 13chemicals on September 29, 2009, 06:09:11 PM: Do all married guys think about getting laid by someone other than their wives?
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Post by: Daddy on September 29, 2009, 06:20:02 PM: Men think about getting laid by every woman, married, dating, or single.
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Post by: Zoomie on September 29, 2009, 08:10:52 PM: every.second.of.the.day.

Especially while we're driving.
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Post by: 13chemicals on September 29, 2009, 08:26:41 PM: I think about sex with every guy who is semi attractive too, all the time, regardless if I am with someone or not.... so I guess I can't hold it against anyone married or not.
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Post by: FAH-Q on September 29, 2009, 08:37:49 PM: Thinking and doing are different. Thinking doesn't hurt anyone.
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Post by: Zoomie on September 29, 2009, 08:50:18 PM: What we think about we do. What we do we become. -Buddha
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Post by: Doormouse on September 29, 2009, 08:58:01 PM: I am a playa under Buddha's benevolent gaze.
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Post by: Zoomie on September 29, 2009, 09:00:45 PM: W3rd.
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Post by: underclass on September 29, 2009, 09:23:14 PM: when I heard a sermon about how even looking at another man's bitch is adultery, that's when I knew Christianity wasn't for me
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Post by: Libertine on September 29, 2009, 09:28:43 PM: I like to visually rape every girl I come across walking around campus trying to cross reference her face and other body parts with any equivalent craigslists personals posting in my daily stack of briefings.
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Post by: 13chemicals on September 29, 2009, 09:45:52 PM: Get out of Kyle's head.
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Post by: Thrash on September 30, 2009, 05:05:24 AM: "Just because you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu."

My reverend friends says that in pre-marriage councilling ...
Title: Re: who wants to pet my cock?
Post by: taiko on September 30, 2009, 09:36:27 AM: Quote from: FAH-Q on September 29, 2009, 10:53:58 AM
My inner etymologist is now curious if there's any connection between "cock" and "pecker" as slang terms for dick.

http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=cock (http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=cock)
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=pecker (http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=pecker)

seems to be several centuries apart.
Title: Re: who wants to pet my cock?
Post by: (_)_)===D on September 30, 2009, 02:44:31 PM: Quote from: underclass on September 29, 2009, 09:23:14 PM
when I heard a sermon about how even looking at another man's bitch is adultery, that's when I knew Christianity wasn't for me

That church was dumb, looking at another man's bitch is coveting, a sin already defined in the commandments seperately from adultery. Those niggas wuz tryin 2 play you out wit some double jeapordy ballshit.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on September 30, 2009, 02:45:15 PM: Quote from: Libertine on September 29, 2009, 09:28:43 PM
I like to visually rape every girl I come across walking around campus trying to cross reference her face and other body parts with any equivalent craigslists personals posting in my daily stack of briefings.

Holy crap... Are you looking in my brain dude?
Title: Re: who wants to pet my cock?
Post by: FAH-Q on September 30, 2009, 03:33:06 PM: Quote from: eitje on September 30, 2009, 09:36:27 AM
Quote from: FAH-Q on September 29, 2009, 10:53:58 AM
My inner etymologist is now curious if there's any connection between "cock" and "pecker" as slang terms for dick.

http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=cock (http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=cock)
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=pecker (http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=pecker)

seems to be several centuries apart.

My inner lazy fuck thanks you!