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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: taiko on September 30, 2009, 06:52:23 PM

Title: tattoos?
Post by: taiko on September 30, 2009, 06:52:23 PM
Nick, the Japanese tattoo artists are word-renowned.

Do you think we could all get tattoos?

Like, maybe a little piece of sushi, to go with my cheese.
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: underclass on September 30, 2009, 09:49:40 PM
you're welcome to - you want me to set it up?

I'm banned from getting ink, too many cultural stigmas attached
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: taiko on September 30, 2009, 11:54:42 PM
you're welcome to - you want me to set it up?

well, i'd like to understand the costs and time investment associated.
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: underclass on October 01, 2009, 12:11:52 AM
OK. Give me a couple of days
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: mosh on October 01, 2009, 12:14:25 AM
I'm nots sure if I'm getting the cheese or not
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: 13chemicals on October 01, 2009, 12:56:46 AM
I still want to get this, maybe I could invest four hours of my time in a Japanese tattoo shop.  I think you would look like shameless racist tourist, Luke, if you asked for the sushi and I don't think the tattoo artists would be very cool towards you for asking for that either.....

(http://www.comicartfans.com/Images/Category_2337/subcat_36072/Taarna_Dooney.jpg)
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: taiko on October 01, 2009, 09:20:27 AM
I think you would look like shameless racist tourist, Luke, if you asked for the sushi and I don't think the tattoo artists would be very cool towards you for asking for that either.....

Oh, I certainly wasn't being serious about getting sushi.  something else, maybe.
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: underclass on October 01, 2009, 09:49:50 AM
You should get a hokusai print
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: taiko on October 01, 2009, 09:57:49 AM
You should get a hokusai print

http://homepage3.nifty.com/itoti/toku-hokusai-e.html (http://homepage3.nifty.com/itoti/toku-hokusai-e.html)

heh...
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: 13chemicals on October 01, 2009, 04:27:05 PM
OH silly Japanese and their quests for animal sized sexual appendages.
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: bagman on October 02, 2009, 10:03:08 PM
I might get one, on the bottom of my foot or something. Astro Boy would be bad ass. It'd fit my cartoon tattoo motif.
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: 13chemicals on October 02, 2009, 10:17:16 PM
I would love to see you walk around all of Japan with a fresh tattoo on the bottom of your foot.
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: taiko on October 02, 2009, 11:29:00 PM
I would love to see you walk around all of Japan with a fresh tattoo on the bottom of your foot.
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: bagman on October 04, 2009, 02:16:06 AM
Tail end.
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: underclass on October 06, 2009, 02:39:02 AM
Kyle, if you got this I would consider you a badass until the end of time

(http://www.tune-in-tokyo.com/wp-content/uploads/akilla_tat_2.jpg)
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: underclass on October 06, 2009, 02:39:59 AM
One for brook

(http://www.tattoos007.com/pictures_tattoos/tiger%20and%20koi%20japanese%20tattoos.jpg)
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: underclass on October 06, 2009, 02:40:43 AM
the kanji on the girl's neck reads "pain"
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: 13chemicals on October 06, 2009, 03:56:35 AM
Jap art tattoos are so dated.  Did I ever tell you guys about the time that my sister went into a tattoo shop in houston and picked some japanese word off the wall?  Well if I haven't.  Here goes:  My sister went into a tattoo shop in Houston and decided to get what she thought said music *in japanese* off the wall.  She got it done on her lower back *the tramp stamp spot*.  One day she was at the store and she bent over.  When her shirt came up, uncovering the tattoo a little, a Japanese guy walked past and started laughing.  It turns out the guy had put "Fun" instead of "Music" on her lower back.
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: underclass on October 06, 2009, 04:17:29 AM
(http://www.montefin.com/pottery/raku/images/raku-kanji.gif)

This one?

It's half the word for music, you need one more character in there
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: 13chemicals on October 07, 2009, 02:32:40 AM
Yep
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: underclass on October 07, 2009, 02:37:56 AM
(http://www5.big.or.jp/~otake/hey/kanji/gifmoji/f2/ongaku.gif)

The funny thing, your sister's tat can also be read as "easy". Ironic considering where she put it
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: tricky on October 12, 2009, 09:22:02 AM
Nick, I actually like that a lot! Very pretty. I'd stay away from any Japanese words/ characters, though.
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: bagman on October 18, 2009, 03:16:42 PM
(http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/astroboy-12232.jpg) (http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/astroboy-12227.jpg)

(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d153/rideough/n506018347_359907_4884.jpg)

I have really been thinking about it, and even mentioned it to my lady friend. (I would not get it on the bottom of my foot). But I don't know where I would get it, if I went through with it. I like symmetry and both shoulders already have tattoos. I definitely don't want it where it shows even with a t-shirt and shorts. So it'd be limited to my torso.

Bah. It's probably not going to happen.
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: taiko on October 18, 2009, 06:02:58 PM
you could get it just below the waist, right up front.  then, nickname your penis "astroboy".
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: tricky on October 18, 2009, 10:50:37 PM
can't you just get "I <3 ho-jo" tattooed on your dick instead?
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: bagman on October 19, 2009, 01:07:52 AM
If you'll suck me dry after the artist is done, sure. The expansion and contraction of my penis will make it fade fairly readily.
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: 13chemicals on October 19, 2009, 03:35:01 AM
I bet you five dollars that tricky won't do this.
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: tricky on October 19, 2009, 10:43:21 AM
Sasha is $5 richer.
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: ttfg on March 27, 2010, 11:46:14 PM
(http://www.stevenhumour.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/the-real-worse-tattoo-ever.jpg)

This is new to me.
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: FAH-Q on March 28, 2010, 04:25:07 AM
This is new to me.

To me too, thankfully. GROSS!
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: Thrash on March 28, 2010, 07:26:59 PM
Nice ...
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: ttfg on March 28, 2010, 07:31:52 PM
I was sure this was going to be old hat on this board.   My ? Is it legal to show it in public ?
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: Thrash on March 28, 2010, 07:33:33 PM
I'd think so ...
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: Tru on March 31, 2010, 12:36:51 AM
I don't want no AssholeBoy  but what about white tattoos?
Good bad whats the status?
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: communist twat on March 31, 2010, 01:18:46 AM
I need to get one of mine touched up.. i think i put too much aquaphor on it when it was healing and some of the ink fell out. .. or maybe the guy i went to just sucks?
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: Emperor Reagan on March 31, 2010, 09:11:11 AM
I had text on my wrist cut during surgery.  Depending on how it turned out, I might be looking to get it covered up, along with the text on my other wrist (since they go together as part of a Buddhist saying.  Alone, each phrase is either cocky or depressing.)
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: Thrash on March 31, 2010, 12:35:42 PM
What are the phrases?
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: Emperor Reagan on March 31, 2010, 01:25:30 PM
No hope, no fear.

Basically a different phrasing of "be here now" that I ran across in three different books on Buddhism that I've read over the years, but more to the point of addressing two of my own particular weaknesses - keeping my head out of the clouds and dealing with the world as it is rather than how I think things should be, and to act & do what I think is good, or the best course of action, instead of sitting around and wringing my hands over lots of "if this, then that" scenarios.

It has worked well as a constant reminder when I'm being passive in either respect, as I intended when I got them...I just wouldn't want either alone.
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: Thrash on March 31, 2010, 01:44:50 PM
I see your point now ...
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 01, 2010, 10:04:51 AM
you're welcome to - you want me to set it up?

I'm banned from getting ink, too many cultural stigmas attached

In other words, you're a prude.
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: FAH-Q on April 03, 2010, 06:57:14 PM
More like he lives in a society where having tattoos automatically = being a gangsta.
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: Thrash on April 04, 2010, 02:10:22 PM
I=gangsta?
There's a first ...
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: FAH-Q on April 04, 2010, 08:49:30 PM
I=gangsta?
There's a first ...

I dunno if Hello Kitty tats count, dude.
Title: Re: tattoos?
Post by: Thrash on April 05, 2010, 05:37:53 PM
He didn't specify ...