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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Drugmoth on October 03, 2009, 06:59:41 PM

Title: Exclusivity
Post by: Drugmoth on October 03, 2009, 06:59:41 PM
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: underclass on October 03, 2009, 09:01:04 PM
fall of '97, you're only just catching up
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: 13chemicals on October 04, 2009, 12:24:49 AM
Exclusivity is old fashioned.  It does bum me out a little bit.  BUT I am one of those chicks who likes to fuck around on my boyfriends... however if they do it to me I am like, "ah hell nah! You ain't tryin' to play me like that.."  I'm retarded.
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: underclass on October 04, 2009, 12:42:13 AM
My attitude has always been - I don't care where you go or who you hang with because I trust you. As soon as you break that trust it's over and you're worthless to me.
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: 13chemicals on October 04, 2009, 12:49:52 AM
Ah hell nah that ain't fair!
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: Drugmoth on October 04, 2009, 07:17:43 AM
My attitude has always been - I don't care where you go or who you hang with because I trust you. As soon as you break that trust it's over and you're worthless to me.

Yeah but what if someone is telling you "I don't want to be exclusive".  What the fuck are you supposed to say to that?
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: underclass on October 04, 2009, 09:43:02 AM
Enjoy the sex or move on
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: Wozzeck on October 04, 2009, 10:16:48 AM
  Let me translate what she said: "It is all about me and what I want in the moment and if someone else's feelings or physical well-being gets in the way of my poor impulse control and lack of loyalty and infuriating flightiness in general, too bad for them. "Them" meaning: You."
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: taiko on October 04, 2009, 10:50:59 AM
My attitude has always been - I don't care where you go or who you hang with because I trust you. As soon as you break that trust it's over and you're worthless to me.
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: Doormouse on October 04, 2009, 12:05:08 PM
My attitude has always been - I don't care where you go or who you hang with because I trust you. As soon as you break that trust it's over and you're worthless to me.

I don't trust anybody. My attitude is:
Go where you will and hang out with whoever you wish because I'm your equal and not your master. But as soon as you fuck around on me it's over and you're worthless to me.
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: bagman on October 04, 2009, 03:00:53 PM
Gwrar. I am usually trusting, but I am somewhat nervous in my current situation. My gal pal, is finishing up in college and with that goes partying and hanging out and shit a lot, and because she is attractive she gets lots of attention. We have our separate lives as well as our together lives. We haven't introduced each other to any of our friend's, and I am fine keeping that separate. So I'll go out and do stuff with my friends and she with hers, and sometimes I worry. In fact on Thursday she told me that after class last week some random guy was on the elevator with her and asked for her phone number.

As long as we're exclusive in bed, making out, etc. I'm fine. If she breaks that trust (because I won't be), it's ADIOS PUTANA, CRAIGSLIST here I COME!
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: Nitya on October 04, 2009, 04:05:50 PM
If she was cheating on you why would she tell you about that guy?

Personally I find the idea of not being automatically exclusive when dating real weird... 
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: FAH-Q on October 04, 2009, 04:26:09 PM
Ditto.
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: 13chemicals on October 04, 2009, 05:21:50 PM
  Let me translate what she said: "It is all about me and what I want in the moment and if someone else's feelings or physical well-being gets in the way of my poor impulse control and lack of loyalty and infuriating flightiness in general, too bad for them. "Them" meaning: You."

You are so wrong in your translation.  Allow me:  "I don't want to be exclusive with you right now because I feel like I am too hot for you and I can find someone better.  I don't mean to hurt your feelings, but seriously, look at me and look at you."
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: hip on October 06, 2009, 01:29:28 PM
that's more like it.
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: Wozzeck on October 06, 2009, 01:56:47 PM
 As far as I'm concerned, you've only added evidence which backs my statement.
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: taiko on October 06, 2009, 03:10:37 PM
If she was cheating on you why would she tell you about that guy?

Yeah, this was definitely a jealousy ploy.
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: taiko on October 06, 2009, 04:29:29 PM
I can understand exclusivity on a number of dimensions (biological, economic, social), and I can also explain to myself why each one should not matter in a rational, modern world.

But logic can only go so far towards altering the chemical reactions in my brain; so, prior to entering any kind of relationship with anyone of value, I apply logic and make projections based on available facts as to whether or not the relationship could last.  If I see more bad outcomes than good ones, I don't pursue the topic.

Since I can't change neural chemistry with logic, I will modify my external environment through its application.  Now THAT'S retarded.
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: Wozzeck on October 06, 2009, 05:16:01 PM
Unadulterated logic will lead your head just as surely up your ass as will unabated navel-gazing.
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: taiko on October 06, 2009, 06:38:36 PM
Unadulterated logic will lead your head just as surely up your ass as will unabated navel-gazing.

You couldn't possibly be more entertaining, even if you had a little top hat & cane!
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: underclass on October 06, 2009, 07:07:34 PM
The only logic I applied to any thought about women was before I proposed to my wife. You need to do that, a life together takes some planning.

Before that? Fuck no, logic is wasted on women, 90% of whom just want to be made to feel special and get the occasional free french dinner out of the bargain.
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: taiko on October 06, 2009, 08:09:46 PM
rainbow dogs, nick.  that's where you're coming from, in my mind.
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: underclass on October 06, 2009, 08:49:10 PM
Before that? Fuck no, logic is wasted on women, 90% of whom just want to be made to feel special and get the occasional free french dinner out of the bargain.

I stand by this statement. Also make her come every so often. You shouldn't have to start using logical thought until 6-12 months in.
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: ttfg on October 06, 2009, 09:54:36 PM
Here girl, come here girl... Sit ! Stay ! ... Good girl !
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: 13chemicals on October 06, 2009, 10:13:22 PM
The only logic I applied to any thought about women was before I proposed to my wife. You need to do that, a life together takes some planning.

Before that? Fuck no, logic is wasted on women, 90% of whom just want to be made to feel special and get the occasional free french dinner out of the bargain.

I guess I'm in the 10% because I hate going out to dinner.
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: Thrash on October 10, 2009, 04:35:59 PM
I give nothing, they can take nothing, and I caouldn't care less ...

Remember, and I admit this outright, I hate women ...
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: 13chemicals on October 11, 2009, 08:41:51 AM
I hate women too, remember.... I'm a skinny chick.
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: Thrash on October 11, 2009, 11:40:12 AM
No, you hate FAT women; there's a difference ...
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: taiko on October 11, 2009, 04:58:06 PM
skinny women also hate other skinny women, for potentially looking better than them.

this was discussed before.
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: 13chemicals on October 11, 2009, 06:40:28 PM
It is the truth!
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: Zoomie on October 11, 2009, 07:12:41 PM
It IS the truth. But the other skinny bitches want to keep denying.
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: taiko on October 11, 2009, 10:04:14 PM
sasha stands for truth!

vote sasha 2012!
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: Thrash on October 12, 2009, 01:18:42 AM
*writes in his ballot*
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: underclass on October 12, 2009, 05:24:22 AM
Sasha > Palin
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: Doormouse on October 12, 2009, 06:33:21 AM
pocket lint > palin
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: underclass on October 12, 2009, 06:34:28 AM
total milf though
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: Zoomie on October 12, 2009, 06:36:24 AM
Sasha feet>Palin feet
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: 13chemicals on October 12, 2009, 08:38:30 AM
I can't believe you think I could beat Palin, awesome.
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: underclass on October 12, 2009, 08:44:02 AM
we haven't said what you'll be beating her at yet
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: Emperor Reagan on October 12, 2009, 08:54:43 AM
I'm hoping Sasha beats Palin w/ a cat o' nine tails.
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: Zoomie on October 12, 2009, 09:01:41 AM
I was thinking an ax handle.
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: underclass on October 12, 2009, 09:10:44 AM
i was thinki-
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: FAH-Q on October 12, 2009, 06:17:49 PM
I'm hoping Sasha beats Palin w/ a cat o' nine tails.

From a helicopter.
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: Daddy on October 12, 2009, 11:21:54 PM
I'm hoping Sasha beats Palin w/ a cat o' nine tails.

From a helicopter.

In a rhinestone thong.
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: 13chemicals on October 13, 2009, 12:33:06 AM
No, a fur thong since it will be cold outside in Alaska.

(http://www.brazilian-bikinis.org/ProductImages/fur.jpg)
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: Zoomie on October 13, 2009, 12:43:23 AM
If you had curves like that I wouldn't be pissing off your little Facebook friends with my witty commentary...
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: 13chemicals on October 13, 2009, 12:54:00 AM
What can I do about not having any curves?  Go back 28 years and be implanted into someone elses womb and hope for the best?  
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: taiko on October 13, 2009, 01:23:24 AM
i'll let you know when i've completed my time machine, sashie.
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: Thrash on October 13, 2009, 02:22:41 AM
hahaha ...
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: 13chemicals on October 13, 2009, 03:32:53 AM
If you create a time machine I will do you a favor and borrow Rick Moranis' shrinking machine to eliminate your horizontal mid-growth.
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: taiko on October 13, 2009, 09:36:08 AM
If you create a time machine I will do you a favor and borrow Rick Moranis' shrinking machine to eliminate your horizontal mid-growth.

too risky.

if I aim too low, you're a hipster in victorian london.

if you aim too low, i'm a fat guy with the tiniest testicles ever.
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: Doormouse on October 13, 2009, 11:34:08 AM
Go back 28 years and be implanted into someone elses womb and hope for the best?  
This bugged me from a bio-nerd perspective at first, but then I realized Sasha's just got a deeper sense of self than me. And she identifies with her sperm-self more than her ovum-self. Intriguing.
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: hip on October 13, 2009, 12:12:24 PM
wow. bio-nerd is right!
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: taiko on October 13, 2009, 11:50:10 PM
Go back 28 years and be implanted into someone elses womb and hope for the best?  
This bugged me from a bio-nerd perspective at first, but then I realized Sasha's just got a deeper sense of self than me. And she identifies with her sperm-self more than her ovum-self. Intriguing.

This is exceptionally bio-funny considering that we were talking about her getting curves, and her dad is definitely where her curves would originate.
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: Zoomie on October 14, 2009, 08:14:59 AM
What can I do about not having any curves?  Go back 28 years and be implanted into someone elses womb and hope for the best?  

Eat a little something once in a while...
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: Thrash on October 14, 2009, 09:59:28 AM
*sigh*
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: 13chemicals on October 15, 2009, 12:59:54 AM
NEEEERRRRRRRDDDDSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
(http://www.altgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/revenge-of-the-nerds.jpg)


Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: (_)_)===D on October 15, 2009, 09:19:38 AM
NEEEERRRRRRRDDDDSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
(http://www.altgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/revenge-of-the-nerds.jpg)

LOLLERZ!
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: mosh on October 18, 2009, 10:56:51 AM
What can I do about not having any curves?  Go back 28 years and be implanted into someone elses womb and hope for the best? 

Sometimes curves are overrated... you look fine as you are.
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: Thrash on October 18, 2009, 12:22:25 PM
I've said this previously ...
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: taiko on October 18, 2009, 05:58:51 PM
I've said this previously ...

You've said a lot of things, and all of them were true!
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: underclass on October 18, 2009, 07:51:16 PM
I've said this previously ...

You've said a lot of things, and all of them were true!

Oh, and I want the EXACT fucking dates posted so I can book this flight ...
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: FAH-Q on October 18, 2009, 08:29:27 PM
Quote
An Error Has Occurred!

The topic or board you are looking for appears to be either missing or off limits to you.

Drat! Foiled again!
Title: Re: Exclusivity
Post by: Thrash on October 19, 2009, 02:47:11 AM
Uhm, I'm NOT the one that is telling me not to go, you know ...