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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: hip on October 17, 2009, 01:28:17 AM

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Post by: hip on October 17, 2009, 01:28:17 AM: -- IS ENTIRELY TOO SLOW.

fuck more, you assholes.

i have my period so i jerked my boyfriend off on my chest the other night. i was wearing a slinky little lycra tank top and a pair of boyshort panties like this:

(http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/flirtylingerie_2073_1958958)

i licked my lips and looked up at him a lot and told him how bad i wanted his cum all over me. it was hot for me, and i assume it was okay for him as he came all over me.
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Post by: hip on October 17, 2009, 01:57:17 AM: oh yeah, he ripped the tank top off of me before he came.
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Post by: Libertine on October 17, 2009, 02:07:35 AM: Like this?

(http://listentoleon.net/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/hulk_hogan-shirt.jpg)
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Post by: mosh on October 17, 2009, 02:14:07 AM: why didnt you swallow, Katie?
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Post by: Thrash on October 17, 2009, 04:04:34 AM: Ahhh, inquiring minds ...
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Post by: bagman on October 17, 2009, 04:10:28 AM: Amazing evening, that made Kyle smile. My lady friend took me out to dinner and a movie for my birthday, and then we went to my place. Had some wine and watched a little telly, and then she laid down on my bed, face down, and said "Do whatever you want to do to me." She was completely submissive tonight and it was sexy and hot as hell telling her what to do, and how to do it. My nut just streamed and streamed and streamed. She joked she thought some might have gotten on the ceiling!

:P
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Post by: hip on October 17, 2009, 10:11:29 AM: Quote from: Mosh on October 17, 2009, 02:14:07 AM
why didnt you swallow, Katie?

switching things up for once. he wiped his dick off on one of my nipples after, and i took a finger to it and brought it to my lips to taste it. then i went "mmmm". he was pleased.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on October 17, 2009, 10:17:59 AM: hawt
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Post by: Thrash on October 17, 2009, 12:04:05 PM: Kyle, this is when you put in in her ass, bro ...
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Post by: Zoomie on October 17, 2009, 01:33:31 PM: Yup. Anyone who goes from cherry to anal in less than a year is my hero.

You blew it, son.
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Post by: Thrash on October 17, 2009, 01:41:33 PM: I know, there's NOTHING like "birthday anal" ...
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Post by: bagman on October 17, 2009, 10:16:19 PM: We've talked some about anal. I found out why her first (and only) experience was bad -- the guy she was with and her were in the shower, and he was like hey want to try anal and she said sure. Water is a terrible lube, and he just pushed himself in without the slow expansion needed. So we'll see. It's 10 months next week since I lost my v.

I certainly have made up for lost time!!!

Also, the thing I was hyping up that would blow my other antics out of the water... I think I am going to pass on it. It does involve a sex tape, but I care for this girl too much to post it. I am torn because I know that you guys want some proof of this woman's hotness, and I want to gloat too, but I've GOT FEELINGS NOW!

Who could have ever sexpected this?
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Post by: Libertine on October 17, 2009, 11:30:04 PM: If you are gonna post a sextape on the internet, post it on pornhub.com so other people can rate it and give us a link so we can leave comments.
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Post by: 13chemicals on October 18, 2009, 12:46:05 AM: Oh man! There is video?! Post it on Halloween, since it will scare me so bad I will poop my pants.
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Post by: bagman on October 18, 2009, 01:45:55 AM: Why do you think I bought that cool HD pocket videocam? For Japan? Shawww.

I would like to see a video of you pooping your pants.
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Post by: 13chemicals on October 18, 2009, 01:56:00 AM: I'll produce the goods if you do.
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Post by: Thrash on October 18, 2009, 02:21:00 AM: SNAP!!!
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Post by: Libertine on October 18, 2009, 03:47:23 AM: Now this has turned into a serious challenge.
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Post by: 13chemicals on October 18, 2009, 04:04:19 AM: Most likely Kyle and his lady friend would be wearing masks in the video. This would lead any viewer to wonder which was the girl and which was the boy since both have the body of a twelve year old boy, no tits, and questionably sized genitalia.
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Post by: taiko on October 18, 2009, 11:05:38 AM: i think his girl has some nice tits, and that she likes to shoot guns.

How close am i, bagger?
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Post by: taiko on October 18, 2009, 11:07:03 AM: Quote from: hip on October 17, 2009, 01:28:17 AM
fuck more, you assholes.

Not all of us can be hot & horny coeds.

Besides, I'd really enjoy helping you out and all, but my lack of game pretty much precludes my ability to come in here and tell sex stories.

I still haven't finished up my FIRST sex story, and that happened months and months ago. I was thinking about telling the second half in a bagman style, though!
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Post by: Thrash on October 18, 2009, 12:18:52 PM: Just ...
Wow ...
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Post by: 13chemicals on October 19, 2009, 12:32:15 AM: Don't tell your sex stories in Bagman style. That level of creepiness is only reserved for Bagman.
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Post by: Thrash on October 19, 2009, 02:50:26 AM: Actually, I think it'd be an interesting experiment ...
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Post by: Zoomie on October 19, 2009, 07:38:39 AM: I want to hear Luke tell a sex story Pavarotti style... where a threesome is one girl holding your belly up out of the way while the other one blows you...
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Post by: Doormouse on October 19, 2009, 07:50:16 AM: I want to hear Luke tell a sex story Stromboli/Mangiafuoco style... where a threesome is one girl holding his beard out of the way as the marionettes caper and cavort below, mutely describing the racy action.
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Post by: Thrash on October 19, 2009, 11:14:32 AM: I just wanna hear him tell a sex story about himself; period.bitch
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Post by: FAH-Q on October 19, 2009, 06:50:04 PM: Not that Thrash is masturbating or anything.
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Post by: underclass on October 20, 2009, 12:50:49 AM: I tried to write something about wife and I but couldn't. It's too weird.
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Post by: 13chemicals on October 20, 2009, 01:52:54 AM: Don't worry, I will steal your diary when I get to Japan and let everyone jerk off into it when I get back.
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Post by: Thrash on October 20, 2009, 02:36:39 AM: *awaits*

The killer is that's she a religious singer; it's fucking HOT, man ...
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Post by: hip on October 20, 2009, 01:35:14 PM: Quote from: underclass on October 20, 2009, 12:50:49 AM
I tried to write something about wife and I but couldn't. It's too weird.

this idea does not compute.

am i that far out in my ease of discussion of my sex life here? i don't explain my sexual escapades in such detail when referencing it to anyone away from l-g, perhaps except to say that my sex life is active and awesome-- but here, i find it refreshing and i love reliving those moments as i type them out for you guys to peruse.

incidentally, last night might just be too personal and naughty to write here, though. i've been blushing all day just thinking about it.
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Post by: Thrash on October 21, 2009, 12:05:16 PM: Qwww, you can't start holding out NOW ...
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Post by: hip on October 21, 2009, 12:16:27 PM: ...and last night was just as good! god. sex just keeps getting better! we're moving in together in a month after nearly a year and a half of dating. let's hope this great-sex trend continues, or i. am. out.
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Post by: Thrash on October 21, 2009, 06:12:24 PM: It should only get better ...

Still, as good as it gets, I'm probably NOT going to move in with anyone (or anyone with me) ...
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Post by: ttfg on October 21, 2009, 06:19:06 PM: ...untill the Judge changes the probation rules.
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Post by: underclass on October 21, 2009, 07:29:41 PM: or the state boundary lines...
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Post by: Libertine on October 21, 2009, 09:54:59 PM: ...or until he gets the binding chains installed in his rape dungeon.
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Post by: Zoomie on October 21, 2009, 10:48:19 PM: ...or until Mosh moves closer...
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Post by: hip on October 22, 2009, 01:33:56 AM: dirrrrrty!
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Post by: (_)_)===D on October 22, 2009, 08:59:05 AM: This thread needs more photos of girls from Mass. in their undies.
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Post by: hip on October 22, 2009, 10:21:52 AM: what thread doesn't?

i'll see what i can find.
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Post by: Thrash on October 22, 2009, 01:38:52 PM: I was wary of the flop, the turn was hopeful, and the river is looking promising ...
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Post by: hip on October 22, 2009, 02:00:52 PM: yahtzee! where can i host this shit?
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Post by: (_)_)===D on October 22, 2009, 02:09:27 PM: there's always d00dj00sux0r.
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Post by: Doormouse on October 22, 2009, 05:21:27 PM: You can host it in my PM inbox... I'm just saying...
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Post by: Daddy on October 22, 2009, 05:38:53 PM: Quote from: hip on October 22, 2009, 02:00:52 PM
yahtzee! where can i host this shit?

You could make an account a site like xpeeps.com and just hot link it.
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Post by: Thrash on October 22, 2009, 06:46:07 PM: There's a list of hosting sites on TSi for that ...
http://thrashinc.com/e107_plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?4800 (http://thrashinc.com/e107_plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?4800)
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Post by: taiko on October 22, 2009, 07:24:44 PM: Quote from: hip on October 22, 2009, 02:00:52 PM
yahtzee! where can i host this shit?

Not here! That's for sure!
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Post by: Thrash on October 22, 2009, 07:37:14 PM: Damn, Lucas' got a mean backhand!
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Post by: ttfg on October 23, 2009, 02:39:52 AM: :-[
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Post by: bagman on October 23, 2009, 03:08:54 AM: ::)
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Post by: 13chemicals on October 23, 2009, 03:18:51 AM: Quote from: banal on October 23, 2009, 02:39:52 AM

haha
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Post by: Thrash on October 23, 2009, 11:54:23 AM: Sure, cut out the middleman ...
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Post by: 13chemicals on October 24, 2009, 06:10:26 PM: Is that really Kyle? NO way.
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Post by: bagman on October 24, 2009, 07:07:59 PM: Yeah, I got a bad ass domain! I am THE [removed]. I had big plans for it, but like always, they faltered. I am paying on the stupid domain not doing anything on it. It'd be cool to turn [removed] into some sort of business, with mugs, and t-shirts, coozies and keychains, and other things people go gay over. I don't know what I would market though.
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Post by: 13chemicals on October 24, 2009, 07:15:17 PM: It IS real? haha
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Post by: mosh on October 24, 2009, 07:48:23 PM: Quote from: bagman on October 24, 2009, 07:07:59 PM
Yeah, I got a bad ass domain! I am THE Austindude. I had big plans for it, but like always, they faltered. I am paying on the stupid domain not doing anything on it. It'd be cool to turn Austindude into some sort of business, with mugs, and t-shirts, coozies and keychains, and other things people go gay over. I don't know what I would market though.

How about antique replica's of your penis?
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Post by: 13chemicals on October 24, 2009, 11:06:12 PM: Yes! And he should sell replicas of his girlfriends meat curtains.
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Post by: Thrash on October 25, 2009, 01:56:42 AM: I can help you put up a shopping cart and/or store, bro ...

I'd buy her meat curtains ...
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Post by: bagman on October 25, 2009, 03:36:17 PM: Sweet, my first customer!
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Post by: Zoomie on October 25, 2009, 03:57:12 PM: Um, guys? Meat curtains is a very 2005 term. The cool kids are now calling them piss flaps.
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Post by: mosh on October 25, 2009, 04:26:50 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on October 25, 2009, 03:57:12 PM
Um, guys? Meat curtains is a very 2005 term. The cool kids are now calling them piss flaps.

Man, piss flaps is 1983...

Or is the US usually 26 years behind in new developments in the English language?
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Post by: Doormouse on October 25, 2009, 04:35:14 PM: It's early to mid 1990s for me...

EDIT: Maybe it's making a comeback?
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Post by: taiko on October 25, 2009, 05:17:26 PM: Elton John - Circle Of Life (High Quality) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8ZnCT14nRc#normal)
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Post by: Daddy on October 25, 2009, 05:51:28 PM: Piss fenders, meat curtains, mud flaps... I just want to put my cock in between them, the names mean nothing.
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Post by: Thrash on October 25, 2009, 07:58:26 PM: Agreed ...

Retro is IN, dude!
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Post by: ttfg on October 25, 2009, 08:27:49 PM: Aaron is popular !
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Post by: bagman on October 25, 2009, 09:17:08 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on October 25, 2009, 03:57:12 PM
Um, guys? Meat curtains is a very 2005 term. The cool kids are now calling them piss flaps.

You piece of hipster trash.
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Post by: Thrash on October 25, 2009, 09:59:30 PM: I'm sure that really hurts coming from "AustinDude" ...
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Post by: Zoomie on October 25, 2009, 10:31:46 PM: While he laughs at me the rest of the world laughs at him.
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Post by: hip on October 27, 2009, 06:34:16 PM: i gave my boyfriend a sloppy, naughty blowjob this morning at 7am before he went to work. i think that shooting a big load deep into the back of my throat started his day the right way.
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Post by: 13chemicals on October 28, 2009, 07:20:29 AM: I don't go all the way with blow jobs anymore. I'd rather have sex.
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Post by: Thrash on October 28, 2009, 07:03:22 PM: Sometime, if it's in the cards, sure ...
... most times, I'm all for sex
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Post by: FAH-Q on October 28, 2009, 07:14:32 PM: That's one advantage of being male. Making a woman come orally pretty much guarantees that she'll be in the mood for some dick, in my experience.
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Post by: Thrash on October 28, 2009, 11:19:46 PM: I'd quote that, however, I really don't have to ...
^5
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Post by: Doormouse on October 29, 2009, 01:23:12 AM: truth.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on October 29, 2009, 08:02:19 AM: Who sings you got to lick it before you stick it i know there is an older version but i want the one from the 90s? (http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Who_sings_you_got_to_lick_it_before_you_stick_it_i_know_there_is_an_older_version_but_i_want_the_one_from_the_90s)
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Post by: (_)_)===D on October 29, 2009, 08:05:32 AM: But seriously though, Si is right. There's nothing like a pussy that's all sloppy wet and just had it's big O to stick your dick in.
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Post by: hip on October 29, 2009, 03:53:06 PM: there's nothing like getting a good tongue-lashing orgasm, and then getting a big hard cock shoved into your pussy. surely it's what happens in girl heaven.
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Post by: Nitya on October 29, 2009, 04:13:27 PM: that and manicures, I think there will be manicures.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on October 29, 2009, 05:10:24 PM: Obviously you haven't had t3h sex0r yet.
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Post by: 13chemicals on October 29, 2009, 05:47:55 PM: Yea, manicures cost money, sex pays you.... I mean... wait.. what?
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Post by: Thrash on October 29, 2009, 06:55:32 PM: hahaha ...
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Post by: taiko on April 06, 2012, 11:58:59 AM: Quote from: bagman on October 17, 2009, 10:16:19 PM
Also, the thing I was hyping up that would blow my other antics out of the water... I think I am going to pass on it. It does involve a sex tape, but I care for this girl too much to post it. I am torn because I know that you guys want some proof of this woman's hotness, and I want to gloat too, but I've GOT FEELINGS NOW!
Hey Kyle: Still have feelings? Because, yknow.
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Post by: Thrash on April 07, 2012, 02:29:49 AM: Quote from: Thrash on October 29, 2009, 06:55:32 PM
hahaha ...
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Post by: bagman on April 14, 2012, 09:11:55 PM: Haha. Something inside me is telling me it would be wrong to post any photos/videos.
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Post by: mosh on April 15, 2012, 06:28:11 AM: perhaps... but morals? seriously?
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Post by: Thrash on April 16, 2012, 12:57:11 AM: I know; and HERE of all places?
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Post by: FAH-Q on April 24, 2012, 04:01:43 PM: Quote from: bagman on April 14, 2012, 09:11:55 PM
Haha. Something inside me is telling me it would be wrong to post any photos/videos.

Rock on, Tin Man!
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Post by: Thrash on April 25, 2012, 05:46:21 PM: Wait, so, he's going to or he's not going to?
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Post by: bagman on May 29, 2012, 11:52:39 PM: Not.
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Post by: Thrash on May 30, 2012, 12:44:37 AM: Damn; you just ruined my Hump Day ...