Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Drugmoth on October 20, 2009, 02:53:56 AM
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...Emily and I are madly in love with each other, and she proposed to me, and we are engaged (not for anytime soon).
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what
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what
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Oh my goth, someone grab a shovel.
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www.riteaid.com/wedding_registry.php (http://www.riteaid.com/wedding_registry.php)
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Dude, Rite Aid is far too mainstream, WASPy for Dyl and Em.
They need to register with the Piggly Wiggly and Omar on the corner...
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On one hand I'm happy that you found someone.
On the other hand System Overload. The engine was not able to process all required data in time.
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I think he's trying to tell us her father found out.
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She's pregnant.
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...Emily and I are madly in love with each other, and she proposed to me, and we are engaged (not for anytime soon).
i'm glad you finally figured out how to support yourself and a family.
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She's not pregnant.
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Rite Aid? hahahaha
Support? hahahaha
Oh, this is gonna turn out well ...
At least she's not knocked up; yet ...
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so who is gonna buy who matching spider rings from Hot topic?
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I still think Danzig's proposal directly followed the following sounds:
"Cha-Chack!" and "What are you doing with my daughter, boy?"
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I dunno, I picture more burger king wrapper sounds
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Haha!
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Haha!
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She proposed to ME.
And BTW, she loves the idea of a wedding registry at rite aid cuz she said "Getting just DXM for our wedding would be fucking awesome".
But seriously, we are together forever. Neither of us ever imagined that we could find someone so compatible. We are like mirror images of each other. It's fucking amazing. But, we totally need to get stable and on our feet before some drastic step like marriage. Poot!
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What is your definition of stable ?
Your best chance of success is if you both stay junkies.
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Stable: Have our own places, jobs, she's on the right medication for her bi-polar disorder. We plan to keep doing lots of drugs together.
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Relationships are a bad reason for life changes... moreso when those changes will bring you up to the most basic level of adult life.
but good luck, I do whish the best for you.
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TY
We just want to live happily together.
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Congrats, man!
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I fucking KNEW she was my soulmate not long after I met her but it took a while for her to come around and let her guard down. :)
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"a while" ?? jesus h. christ! you've only been dating for (as my 16 year old cousin would say) like, a minute!
speaking of 16 year olds, is this the not-hot jailbait-aged person you posted cam pics of, holding sharpie drawings of hearts around your name?
We are like mirror images of each other.
if the rite-aid thing is for real, don't forget to register for men's razors! nobody likes a neckbearded lady (except your dad).
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Time flies when youre high ?
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I was wondering where you'd gotten to the last few weeks. I guess this is the answer. You were busy falling in love. I hope it works out for you, dude.
I guess I'm not sure what your motivation is to actually get married, though. Why not live with each other and love each other? Maybe you could even explicitly swear exclusivity to each other, but marriage? Are you just a traditionalist at heart?
There's nothing wrong with marriage per se. I don't mean to imply at all that I think this is likely or anything, but divorce is so common these days it would be worth your while considering the ramifications of a split. Do you have any money or land? You might want to sign a pre-nup. Also I'd be very wary of having any kids. I don't mean to discourage you from marriage, just to consider it carefully. Like I say I hope all goes well. Good luck, dude.
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Good points mouse.
Who should get the deposit refund on the empties if this all goes south??
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"a while" ?? jesus h. christ! you've only been dating for (as my 16 year old cousin would say) like, a minute!
speaking of 16 year olds, is this the not-hot jailbait-aged person you posted cam pics of, holding sharpie drawings of hearts around your name?
No ma'am, that was Sarah, a different chick....she is old hat.
As for the exclusivity thing, that's all settled.
And remember I said I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED ANYTIME SOON.
Oh, and she is a genius. MENSA member.
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This is the girl from B-more, right?
Dude if she's got that horrible Baltimore accent I can only say you're a better man than me.
Of course it could be worse, she could be from Philly...
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OMG I think her accent is sooo adorable. She doesn't say ON, she says AWN. Hehehe.
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tell her I said it's one syllable. ONE FUCKING SYLLABLE GODAMMIT!!!!
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Hahahahaha. It is one syllable.
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As you've found, Baltimorans do that. It's not "ON" it's "Aw-uhn", it's not "FLOOR" it's "Floo-er".
GRRRR!!!
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Dude if she's got that horrible Baltimore accent I can only say you're a better man than me.
Of course it could be worse, she could be from Philly...
or korea?
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I guess it's just endearing when you love someone.
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i really liked my last girlfriend's accent. she said some things in really cute ways.
edit: like "i don't think we can date anymore." it was so charming.
(self-burn, to lighten the oppressive mood of drugmoth falling in love)
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or korea?
Whatever happened to the sweet young lady who wanted to live a naked life in Tahiti? She never would have struck me so far below the belt...
I always knew you were gonna love choking on the hog though.
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I guess I'm not sure what your motivation is to actually get married, though. Why not live with each other and love each other? Maybe you could even explicitly swear exclusivity to each other, but marriage? Are you just a traditionalist at heart?
Nuttin' wrong with just being engaged for a really long time, either.
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Yeah that's true, I just don't see why unless this is part of that "romanticness" thing which I'm apparently bad at.
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The Philly accent is terrible. :(
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I just pooped a rainbow of drugs.
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Real life is shit.
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Real life is awesome, but I can't wait for Diablo III
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Shit can be awesome.
So can rainbow-inducing drugs.
Either way, Diablo III will still be epic.
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Shit can be awesome.
So can rainbow-inducing drugs.
Either way, Diablo III will still be epic.
Quote of the fucking year!
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Whatever happened to the sweet young lady who wanted to live a naked life in Tahiti? She never would have struck me so far below the belt...
I always knew you were gonna love choking on the hog though.
what gave it away?
...and i still wouldn't mind taking off to tahiti for a few years. tahiti or bora bora or some shit. wandering around barefoot and half naked with babies falling out of me every so often.
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Eww
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I see an angry father and a shotgun in Dylans near future...
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"a while" ?? jesus h. christ! you've only been dating for (as my 16 year old cousin would say) like, a minute!
speaking of 16 year olds, is this the not-hot jailbait-aged person you posted cam pics of, holding sharpie drawings of hearts around your name?
You're blind, she's totally fucking hot.
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"a while" ?? jesus h. christ! you've only been dating for (as my 16 year old cousin would say) like, a minute!
speaking of 16 year olds, is this the not-hot jailbait-aged person you posted cam pics of, holding sharpie drawings of hearts around your name?
No ma'am, that was Sarah, a different chick....she is old hat.
As for the exclusivity thing, that's all settled.
And remember I said I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED ANYTIME SOON.
Oh, and she is a genius. MENSA member.
I wanna see VALID proof!
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"a while" ?? jesus h. christ! you've only been dating for (as my 16 year old cousin would say) like, a minute!
speaking of 16 year olds, is this the not-hot jailbait-aged person you posted cam pics of, holding sharpie drawings of hearts around your name?
You're blind, she's totally fucking hot.
whoa, take it easy, kiddo. do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
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LOL
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... and is it open at the time?
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I got a random message from Dylan today on facebook saying he was in real trouble and he was stranded in England some where and then no other details and he logged off.
I have no idea what to make of that or this.
I think he's fucking with me.
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He got hax0red.
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I got a random message from Dylan today on facebook saying he was in real trouble and he was stranded in England some where and then no other details and he logged off.
I have no idea what to make of that or this.
I think he's fucking with me.
plz see my thread in discontempt.
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"a while" ?? jesus h. christ! you've only been dating for (as my 16 year old cousin would say) like, a minute!
speaking of 16 year olds, is this the not-hot jailbait-aged person you posted cam pics of, holding sharpie drawings of hearts around your name?
No ma'am, that was Sarah, a different chick....she is old hat.
As for the exclusivity thing, that's all settled.
And remember I said I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED ANYTIME SOON.
Oh, and she is a genius. MENSA member.
I wanna see VALID proof!
I don't have it, but she proved it to me in a few ways that blew my mind (don't feel like getting into it but I really could care less if you believe me or not).
"a while" ?? jesus h. christ! you've only been dating for (as my 16 year old cousin would say) like, a minute!
speaking of 16 year olds, is this the not-hot jailbait-aged person you posted cam pics of, holding sharpie drawings of hearts around your name?
You're blind, she's totally fucking hot.
Correction: I said it was Sarah, I actually meant Katie. Oh, and I agree that Katie (the 17 year old) is totally hot.
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I can't believe you (more HER) then; sorry ....
I have personal reasons as to why ...
None are personal to you, so don't take it as an insult to either of you ...
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whoa, take it easy, kiddo. do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Nah, i'm unloved.
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I can't believe you (more HER) then; sorry ....
I have personal reasons as to why ...
None are personal to you, so don't take it as an insult to either of you ...
Hey man, that's understandable. I wouldn't believe it either, and I scoffed at the idea when she told me, which she didn't want to (and I only found out after much persuasion). The fact is I'm intelligent enough to figure out the general level of someones IQ after I get to know them (and yes, I've been genuinely tested twice and know my IQ). Stupid people rarely realize when someone is smarter than them, and truly intelligent people usually don't feel the need prove themselves to most people. She is the only person I've gotten to know well IRL that I can admit, and proudly, that she is not only smarter than me, but clearly at genius level. Realizing on your own that someone (who doesn't flaunt it) is incredibly smart, much more than anyone you've ever conversed with, is quite amazing when you get a glimpse at how their mind works.
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My mind works like one of those wind-up Easter toys.
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I see old timey cartoons in my head.
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I guess we now know why ...
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My mind works like one of those wind-up Easter toys.
You'll ruin the miytique of genius, you fool!
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No you're not, Luke. No you're not...
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I'm not a genius but I have a good deal of cunning
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"... one's a cunning runt"
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I'm completely against the concept of an Intelligence Quotient. I think intelligence is one of these non-quantifiable concepts like literary value or aesthetic benefit.
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I think that people who have to offer everyone their IQ level have nothing else to offer.
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I've never spoke of mine; it's unnecessary ...
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I've never spoke of mine; it's unnecessary implied ...
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I've never spoke of mine; it's unnecessary ever expanding, like the universe... or my asshole...
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I've never spoke of mine; it's unnecessary ...
You just did.
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I've never met a chick who would fuck someone just because they're smart. I would like to, though.
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Marilyn Monroe would, but you had to be REALLY smart.
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There are women out there who will worship you for your intelligence just as there are women out there who worship me for my twisted sense of humor.
They're all fat though...
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Wouldn't bother me. My only size criteria is that they weigh less than me.
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That's a large pool of women.
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True. Basically all women under the mid 220s. Though I'm dropping weight, so I should just say 200 since I'll be there soon enough.
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Here you go, women aged from 26 to 30, within 35 miles of Baltimore. (http://www.plentyoffish.com/basicsearch.aspx?iama=m&seekinga=f&minage=26&maxage=30&searchtype=&starsign=ðnicity=0&country=1&state=29&City=Baltimore&miles=35&z_code=&viewtype=0&imagesetting=0&sorting=0&cmdSearch=Go+Fishing&Profession=&Interests=&save=1)
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Give Kyle 15 minutes and access to Baltimore's Craigslist.
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I meant more like the no effort rock band treatment. I've seen a lot of guitarists in really shitty bands get girls throwing themselves at them since working at a venue.
You don't show a chick your GRE score, then whip out your dick and get a blow job.
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All any of you did was compliment me in the long run, you know ...
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All any of you did was compliment me insult my conceit in the long run, you know ...
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If you are witty and nice but kind of a dick at the same time you will get laid. It's a game winning formula.
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My misogyny and my humor carry me ...
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If you are witty and nice but kind of a dick at the same time you will get laid. It's a game winning formula.
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I'm agreeing ...
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I don't see this lasting... Please don't breed. The CPS is already busy enough.
I see old timey cartoons in my head.
Cartoon-Christmas Comes But Once a Year (1936) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gW3rznLI_g#normal)
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Holy 1936 3D action! This brings back old memories, but I don't remember that intro.
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yeah, no doubt.
this is what we've managed to do in 70 years...
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this (http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=844d100876cc3d5150d6) is what i've managed to do in 7 years...
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Hahahaha watching that with the cartoon playing in the background is funny.
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Is it like playing Pink Floyd while watching Wizaes Of Oz?
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(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/1268/congratsfattie.jpg)
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I'm completely against the concept of an Intelligence Quotient. I think intelligence is one of these non-quantifiable concepts like literary value or aesthetic benefit.
Agreed.
I've never spoke of mine; it's unnecessary ...
"Spoken".
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Oh, and:
I really couldn't care less
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Haha! ^5 Si!
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I guess he wins that debate on IQs ...
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If he does, then the dictionary is the smartest motherfucker ever made.
No, Si wins grammar wars. THAT is not the reason people should think he's intelligent, however.
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With a Quick-Reply you can use bulletin board code and smileys as you would in a normal post, but much more conveniently.
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I think it's funny Danzig's page 2 response was Fix'd. Just goes to show you're never safe from the grammar police. I approve.
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si - can you please make this your avatar?
(http://morningglory2.files.wordpress.com/2006/04/grammarpolice.jpg)
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hahahaha ...
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:D
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Haha. Excellent.
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Uhm, dude ...
(http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w156/cpricecpa/free-MrBurnsExcellent.gif)
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I demand pictures of this women.
good luck dude. Although right now i'm extremely bitter towards other peoples relationship happy times.
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Although right now i'm extremely bitter towards other peoples relationship happy times.
So umm.. i should totally mod this forum now that i'm back and all.
Link?
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Although right now i'm extremely bitter towards other peoples relationship happy times.
So umm.. i should totally mod this forum now that i'm back and all.
Link?
I'm too tired to figure out what your getting at.
So0o0... no link for you!
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Seeing as how I get laid on the regular and am attractive, I feel like I should be the mod of the sex forum.
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She wandered around last night trying to lay claim to everyone's forum. She's so adorable.
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Seeing as how I get laid on the regular and am attractive, I feel like I should be the mod of the sex forum.
...or both of us, if there must be dual modship. i've been meaning to bring this up. i'd say considering we probably contribute the most juiciness to the sex forum, this is a no-brainer.
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Nicely done. Wanna try again?
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try reminding everyone that dylan and sarah are not the best people to mod the sex forum? dylan, for many obvious reasons, and sarah because she's pretty much mia, and rarely posts juiciness to contribute to the forum anyway. what else could you want...
want me to bark like a big dog for you? (couldn't find a youtube clip, pretend that's what i put here instead)
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Try Kyle.
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Right.
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Dylan and I make a good team. He does the drugs, I'm his attorney.
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oops. that's how much i'm always thinking about sex! i just can't focus on much else...
bagman's sex stories make me want to puke. how's that?
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want me to bark like a big dog for you?
Only if you're hopping up and down on one leg. Also, how's your orangutan?
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I bet she gets moist just thinking about clicking the "Go Down" button at the top of this page...
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I like the irony in me being mod. Plus, over the past decade I am sure I have contributed more to the sex forums on multiple boards, than most, if all, others. If not in the number of posts, in the number of threads that exploded in size, and ridicule at me. For example, check out the link in Thrash's signature.
Your posts/stories aren't very memorable. Yes, your gap is, but not much else.
I probably think about sex as much as you do -- why should that be the qualification to become sex mod? If you post pictures of your shaved snatch, I'd throw in two votes for "Katie as sex MODERATOR!"
Pretty girls always get what they want, right?
Well, maybe not this time babe.
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i don't understand
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He's tough-talking Katie.
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This is gonna backfire...
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What the fuck guys?
Make the girls sex mods.
<kip>geez</kip>
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I don't think Kyle should be sex mod now that he's had sex with someone. That was never the point of Kyle being sex mod.
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cosigned.
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Your posts/stories aren't very memorable. Yes, your gap is, but not much else.
...and my adorable bum! just ask around. if "being more memorable" is what you've got over me, i'll give you that, but i'd venture a guess to say it's mostly in puke factor. how often do folks beg for more after your sexcapade tales? fuck irony. vote experience!
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Given mods do next to nothing and still fuck things up every now and then...I don't think Kyle will loose his mod tag anytime soon.
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despite your delusions, nobody here gives an ass-raping fuck what you think. except maybe zoomie, who seems to have become your board butt buddy as of late. seriously, though, good for you guys! everyone has to get laid somehow, even if it is male-on-male cyber sex. i do think krsna and mello need to have some sort of intervention with zoomie regarding this issue, but that's another topic for another time.
if anyone thinks i'm making some actual run at modship here, i say COME ON. i'd be a good one, sure: contributing lots of appropriately inappropriate material, sexy factor is through the roof for wank material and potential pics (and were sasha my running mate, we'd have that part nailed down what with all her skin shots!)... but other than thinking i'd be an appropriate mod choice for the sex forum were the issue up for discussion, i think little else about the subject.
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oh yeah! i forgot this:
girls rule and bagman drools! sasha and katie for sex mods!
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We would only be modding over ourselves, it would be boring.... except I could edit your posts, which would be kind of fun.
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<stuff I didnt read>
yeah so ?
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you're kind of like that kid in elementary school who was always picking at a huge, elusive green booger in his nose and wanted attention so badly, but unfortunately only had "i know you are but what am i?!" in his backtalk repertoire. i do wish you were more entertaining. F-
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Once a princess, always a princess.
but keep at it...I'm sure somebody here, of weak mind, will be swayed by your opinion.
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it would take merely a weak mind to see that you need nobody's help proving that your username speaks volumes about your personality.
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Your pride will be your downfall. Your vanity will blind you to the fact it's happening. On the brite side, your ability to self victimize, will placate.
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except maybe zoomie, who seems to have become your board butt buddy as of late. seriously, though, good for you guys! everyone has to get laid somehow, even if it is male-on-male cyber sex.
Once again, you've let your whore mouth run wild and you don't know what you're talking about. I am no more friends with Brian than I am with tricky. If he feels differently that's not my problem.
i do think krsna and mello need to have some sort of intervention with zoomie regarding this issue, but that's another topic for another time.
As long as there's BBQ and booze they are free to intervene in any way they choose.
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I'm sure somebody here, of weak mind, will be swayed by your opinion.
Your pride will be your downfall. Your vanity will blind you to the fact it's happening.
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This last page of conversation is fucking retarded.
Here's some random tits:
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2/2009/10/500x_custom_1256740496381_ShayLaRenDDBandW5.jpg)
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I don't think Kyle should be sex mod now that he's had sex with someone. That was never the point of Kyle being sex mod.
In which case I should be the mod, Sakhi for Modship '09!
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I wholeheartedly agree. Kyle was the sex mod and he stayed a virgin until he was 28. If we can work that mojo on Sakhi we will have accomplished something. Cuz Goddess knows it didn't fly with my own daughter, she lost it at 15...
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The young lady has a point.
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And more random boobs...
(http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/giant_boobs_biker.jpg)
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That chick has a straight up goblin mug.
and probably a bad back.
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Probably? And those stretch marked, veiny sacs... Ew. Hit the tanning beds, skank.
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She likely has a vagina, which is a big turn on for me as of recently.
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Got a grain sack? You could bag her from the navel up.
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I wholeheartedly agree. Kyle was the sex mod and he stayed a virgin until he was 28. If we can work that mojo on Sakhi we will have accomplished something. Cuz Goddess knows it didn't fly with my own daughter, she lost it at 15...
...on second thoughts, maybe I shouldn't be mod..
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WTF happened to this thread? Fucking wankery.
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See what happens when you aren't around to mop up your own tears?
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For serial.
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si - can you please make this your avatar?
(http://morningglory2.files.wordpress.com/2006/04/grammarpolice.jpg)
As seriously as I take my duties as grammar cop, I hate real cops so much that I'm afraid I can't stand looking at this as my avatar anymore.
Consider me "plain-clothes".
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fahq
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hahahaha ....