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General Category => Politics, Philosophy, News and/or Current Affairs => Topic started by: underclass on October 21, 2009, 07:54:50 PM
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here (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10604749)
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Man, that'd be an awesome job!
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What kind of qualifications makes you an Herb critic?
Can you now major in that in college?
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If so I'm going the fuck back to school pronto.
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Bachelor of Stonededness
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My kid would be perfect for that job if he could fucking write. (or read) I as a child of the sixties remember weed use to always be leaf. Bonus if the seeds and stems were cleaned out. He only grows and smokes the best bud. In my opinion he is spoiled. I saved a well over pound of shake (leaf) this year that he was set to throw in the trash! Back in the day we would have never allowed weed to go to waste like that.
Times change I suppose, but I still smoke the leaf if that's all I have. I collected about an oz of budlets off the ground that fell off during the harvesting process. (he had a little problem with stem boring worms this year) He considers all but the cream of the tops ... garbage.
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Dad???
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fucking hysterical.
tru, you're such a fucking nut.
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My son's 31 this year, and he's the same way with what he grows
Must be nice
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Despite a softening in public attitudes towards marijuana, law governing the drug remains riddled with inconsistencies.
In the 14 mostly liberal states where medicinal use has been "legalised", federal law still forbids cultivating, selling and using the drug.
This week, however, President Obama's Attorney General, Eric Holder, announced: "It will not be a priority to use federal resources to prosecute patients with serious illnesses or their caregivers who are complying with state laws on medical marijuana."
*nods*
I'll never touch the shit, however, I too feel it should be legalized ...
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He considers all but the cream of the tops ... garbage.
Not being a person who grows things, I wonder: can one harvest tobacco in the same way?
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Horticulturist, Professor Hawking...
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Oh, SNAP!!!
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I want to be your average horti-fucking-culturalist...
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A hortaculturist studies these:
(http://www.70disco.com/images/horta1.jpg)
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WTF ! Kyle sent you a close up of his crotch ?!
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A hortaculturist studies these:
(http://www.70disco.com/images/horta1.jpg)
I'm not one of those, either!
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fucking hysterical.
tru, you're such a fucking nut.
Thanks Kate, our recent exchanges here have removed a splinter from my heart.
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I want to be your average horti-fucking-culturalist...
You need fertilizer.
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And a wasted Gloria?
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Last night my sister and I went to go see Where The Wild Things Are, and we had to leave twenty minutes in because she was screaming and crying. She was doing this because she was drunk and had taken mushrooms, which I didn't know until she started freaking out.
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You have a sister? Does she share your mod fashion sense? Can you post a pic?
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(http://b5.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00850/58/38/850228385_l.jpg)
She's my twin. We're not identical obviously.
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I'd share my opinion of which of you is cuter, but as far as my experience teaches me twins DO NOT like to be compared to one another.
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Drinking + shrooms + fantasy movie about monsters and children = hmm
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I already know I'm cuter. I get hit on more.
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i had some friends in high school that were fraternal twins and they were total opposites:
Mike = Tall, well-built, dark hair, dark eyes, sort of shy, right-handed
Mark = Wiry little dude, blond, blue eyes, outgoing, left-handed
Are y'all opposites, Sasha?
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I think it's more of a "which one is worse" kind of scenario.
My sister is worse than me. She shoots heroin still, drinks every day, pops pills, does whatever drug is given to her, doesn't have a job, prostitutes for cash when she needs it, and dropped out of school at 16. I however just drink and dabble in coke, am kind of a bitch all the time, unemployed, don't prostitute, and I go to school full time. Ironically, we both have herpes.
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1 in 4, baby. it's not really that bad just so long as you didn't give it to eachother.
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Haha, oh man! I assume you mean through the agency of a 3rd party.
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I think it's more of a "which one is worse" kind of scenario.
Damn! For being "Rode Hard, and Put Away, Wet," she's a nice looking young lady, but YOU definitely sound like the Brains of the Operation.
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You're cuter, Sasha, but she does redeem herself by apparently being well versed in opening a bottle with a lighter.
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Haha, oh man! I assume you mean through the agency of a 3rd party.
She got it at 19, I got it at 16. She got it in Washington, I got it in Texas. I doubt it was from the same guy.
I have not been able to figure out how she opens bottles with a lighter. It's amazing.
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You gotta have a strong grip to do it. I have a buddy who opens it with his teeth. I plead with him not to every time. One day he's going to break his damn teeth.
EDIT: On closer inspection, isn't that a dinglehopper she's using? I'm pretty sure it's not a lighter.
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She's my twin. We're not identical obviously.
There is a resemblance. Thanks, I just didn't ever hear you speak of a sister before.
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You gotta have a strong grip to do it.
No you don't. There's just a certain technique to it. I can honestly open a bottle way more easily with a bic lighter than with anything else.
I have a buddy who opens it with his teeth. I plead with him not to every time. One day he's going to break his damn teeth.
Dude, me too. Ugh.
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You gotta have a strong grip to do it.
No you don't.
OK, well I gotta. I don't have any technique.
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Git yo' ass to Antigua, senyor. I can fix that.
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Yeah I gotta get out of NJ. Antigua founds nice. Now if only I has a bit more than -30k dollars in the the bank...
Actually I'm hoping my parents will front me a bit of money to travel after I graduate. I need to do something to unwind.
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Well if you get the chance and are cool with crashing on a couch or mattress for a bit, come hang out down here for a while. I think you'd have fun.
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Ironically Coincidentally, we both have herpes.
I think irony would be if she didn't have herpes.
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So sorry I used the incorrect word Luke. I'm surprised I could even spell after I alcohol poisoning I gave myself yesterday.
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Ironically Coincidentally, we both have herpes.
I think irony would be if she didn't have herpes.
Well... I think Sasha had it right if we just look at that one post:
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My sister is worse than me. She shoots heroin ..., ... prostitutes for cash when she needs it... I however just drink and dabble in coke, am kind of a bitch all the time, unemployed, don't prostitute, and I go to school full time. Ironically, we both have herpes.
This post (taken alone) sets Sasha up as the non-promiscuous, non-needle-sharing, "good" sister. The irony, then, is that despite her abstinence from herpetic activities, the herp has nevertheless managed to become a part of both of their lives.
Now those of us who have been posting at L-G know the real truth behind matters so I'd suggest the following:
Ironically Coincidentally Unsurprisingly, we both have herpes.
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I'm going to need some ointment for all of these burns.
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I'm not judging. I already knew you had it so it doesn't surprise me. Given how you described your sister's activities it doesn't surprise me she's got it too.
EDIT: Not to mention, I've left myself open to burnage by posting the gayest thing I've posted all season somewhere above. Let's just say it's a Little Mermaid reference!