Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Drugmoth on November 01, 2009, 12:20:20 AM
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You know what, I'm kinda drunk and might regret this, but whatever, you guys are my family. Either way, it's not like any of you wouldn't have expected this with your powers of deduction. The fact is that I'm slightly bisexual and I hide it. Now I say slightly because I fucking mean slightly. I love fucking women. I am turned on by women. Bitches are my thang. But.....when it comes to purely sexual aspects, yeah whatever, I enjoy fooling around with guys too, but I'm NOT attracted to men at all in the general sense. I mean, I state myself as straight because for the most part I AM straight. The thought of kissing a dude or being in love with a dude makes me cringe. But sucking a cock? Not so much. Whatever, call me faggot, I don't care.
The reason I HIDE it? Well, I'm not hiding it from you guys, am I now? But the fact is that the reason why it's a secretive thing for me IRL is because I do NOT want to have another reason for my family to gossip and give them a reason to look at me as less of a person, and the fact is they will. Contrary to what you might think, I'm actually completely comfortable with my sexuality, I'm just not comfortable with my family knowing because the fact is this: It's just not worth it. I love chicks, and fuck it, some times I'll suck a cock, but my family doesn't NEED to know that. If I was gay, and totally in love with dudes, I would tell everyone immediately that THAT IS WHO I AM. But, it's not. I think of myself as straight in the most general sense. But hey, if you give me enough speed I'll most likely suck you off. That's how it is. That's how I am. Whatever. I'm glad I'm drunk so I can feel more comfortable spilling the beans to you guys. Not like it would be any surprise with me talking about shemales and how I wanna fuck them all the time (best of both worlds, people....best. of. both. worlds).
Final statement: Fuck you.
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I'll go on record saying that's cool man. Do what feels good. Fuck the haters.
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Jah, fo sho.
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Why you throwing a final fuck you in there?
Anyway, wayyyy back in the old days of AS when you were like 14 or something you were posting about how bears were your thing. I don't know why you'd think we forgot that or that you'd be able to convince us that we imagined it.
PS: Meth is like the hot thing in the gay community, so there's a plus for you.
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OMG - are you ogling my screen name right now?
I feel so violated.
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I'm not hot for you, Krsna, don't worry.
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Whew!
Anyways, I know I'm the resident homophobe because I have that crazy idea that man on man cocksucking is gay and all that, but really I don't care if you're gay, straight, or undecided. It's all the same to me.
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So, do you swallow? How about plowin' dudes in the ass (or catching)?
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your thing is your thing - no one should hate on you for that.
Now can we FINALLY get bagman to go on a date with you?
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Dylan, I care not, but I must say this for no other reason than it is expected:
PHAG!
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Thank you, Mosh. I was starting to feel uncomfortable.
Emp: For you? Anything.
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*Yawn*
In other shocking news, Sex Pistols bassist Sid Viscious died of an apparent heroin overdose...
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Psssst! Hey, did you guys hear?
Zoomie likes sail boats!
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Emp: For you? Anything.
Empscum-------> in the face
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Sweet!
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F R O M A S I A
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It's a good thing nobody knows your real name.
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Seriously. Everyone thinks I'm Fred.
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I like how sucking cock is okay but lips? hell no!
Anyway, coolio,
...but were bears really your thing?
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I don't ever remember saying that. If I did, it was in jest. No, they are not.
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haha.. Okay.
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Glad it's out; we've speculated about it, and we've wondered about a statement or two here (or more).
(http://www.change.org/photos/wordpress_copies/nbc_the_more_you_know1-300x197.jpg)
Hey, Michael Jackson's also dead, apparently!
What do know about that, Zoomie?
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Dylan, were you checking out my cock a few months ago?
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I can field this one; absolutely ...
Dylan, tell him how nice you thought it is, and we can continue on in this thread ...
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I'll go on record saying that's cool man. Do what feels good. Fuck the haters.
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Emp: For you? Anything.
Wait just a fucking minute here!
I know what's going on; he remembered that EmpsCum is worth its weight in liquid gold and wants to obtain it straight from the tap, in its purest form, so he can move out of the 'rent's house and in with the girl!
Oh, and buy mucho drugs as well ...
I'm on to you, "good buddy"!
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SHHHHHHH!
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so he can move out of the 'rent's basement of the group home and in with the girl!
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Thank you for that correction.
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F R O M A S I A
I must have been as drunk as everyone says
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But you managed to type it with spaces and all.
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Yer with "them"; there's no question ...
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Danzig, the good news here is that none of the LG girls seemed to freak out about this, so I think you're okay on talking about cocksucking with them whenever you want.
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I feel like I was the one who constantly initiated inappropriate subjects to talk about when we were in Japan. Nick would initiate getting naked, but wouldn't put out since he's married. I kept thinking that it didn't matter that he was married since he lives in a country with a high divorce rate. Hooking up when married is just pre-dating for when you are single anyway.
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I totally backed out in the travel-play 2009 stakes but I thought I atoned for that by assembling men to get naked and dance for you?
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I feel like I was the one who constantly initiated inappropriate subjects to talk about when we were in Japan. Nick would initiate getting naked, but wouldn't put out since he's married. I kept thinking that it didn't matter that he was married since he lives in a country with a high divorce rate. Hooking up when married is just pre-dating for when you are single anyway.
I was always ready with a dirty joke regarding the most innocuous things... and I bought more porn than anyone else.
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The Porn Bloodhound, that's you.
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Are the rest of you Japan folks his gang?
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I feel like I was the one who constantly initiated inappropriate subjects to talk about when we were in Japan. Nick would initiate getting naked, but wouldn't put out since he's married. I kept thinking that it didn't matter that he was married since he lives in a country with a high divorce rate. Hooking up when married is just pre-dating for when you are single anyway.
I was always ready with a dirty joke regarding the most innocuous things... and I bought more porn than anyone else.
I performed more pornographic acts than anyone else, so that makes us even.
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Pics plz.
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Oh there's pix... just Sasha lost them...
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I didn't take any pictures because the lighting was all wrong.
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In pictures of pornographic acts the lighting is always wrong. That's how you know it's wankmatter.
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We should swap techniques sometime dylan!
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I've never cared about what kind of person one person likes to screw. it's all about if you're an asshole.
and if you are i hope youre an unwilling participant of being a bottom.
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I only care if you're trying to screw or are screwing someone I want to be screwing.
I'm totally cool with gay guys because let's face it I'm totally never going to be interested in screwing who they're going to be screwing.
Straight guys bug me by being competition.
Straight girls bug me by preferring the competition.
Gay girls would seem to be the worst of both worlds, but I think it's like how in Super Mario Brothers you go all the way to the right side of the screen as far as you can go and then... *Bang!* You're on the left again. Gay girls are so working against my every move in the game that they transcend "bad" and become "really really good."
You'd think I'd begrudge them making out with girls I want to be screwing and screwing girls I want to be screwing, but for some reason it's not like that for me. I've learned to be tolerant. I can even watch them at it without feeling any jealousy. In fact if I want to be totally honest, I might even go out of my way to watch. Perhaps I'm getting older and more tolerant with competition.
Oh, but I should mention that I only like it when the girls are pretty hot. If they're old and hairy granola hippies then get that out of here! I don't even think that's a jealousy issue.
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Agreed on all counts.
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hot bisexual girls with me in the middle ftw
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"I always travel with two of 'em. That way, if sumthin' happens, I don't gotta be involved!" -David Lee Roth
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hot bisexual girls toting 12 inch black strap-ons with me in the middle ftw
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hot bisexual girls short Japanese dudes with me in the middle ftw
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now I know why you want to come back! gross
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You're the one that said it.
And did it.
And I don't know that I want to come back. No dude-dancing in Antigua.
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Damn straight. In Antigua, dudes get danced on, and not by other dudes.
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I can't wait to see kyle getting danced on by the west indian I pick out for him.
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VIDEO THIS TIME GODDAMIT!
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oh since no one else did it.
LOL FAGIT! ;)
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We should swap techniques sometime dylan!
I just saw this and barfed a little in my mouth.
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I'll swap techniques for anal, just not with Dylan ...
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I'll swap techniques for anal, just not with Dylan ...
I read that as a trade. "I'll swap techniques, for anal"
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It'd still apply in that context as well for Commie ...