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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Drugmoth on November 01, 2009, 12:20:20 AM

Title: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: Drugmoth on November 01, 2009, 12:20:20 AM
You know what, I'm kinda drunk and might regret this, but whatever, you guys are my family.  Either way, it's not like any of you wouldn't have expected this with your powers of deduction.  The fact is that I'm slightly bisexual and I hide it.  Now I say slightly because I fucking mean slightly.  I love fucking women.  I am turned on by women.  Bitches are my thang.  But.....when it comes to purely sexual aspects, yeah whatever, I enjoy fooling around with guys too, but I'm NOT attracted to men at all in the general sense.  I mean, I state myself as straight because for the most part I AM straight.  The thought of kissing a dude or being in love with a dude makes me cringe.  But sucking a cock?  Not so much.  Whatever, call me faggot, I don't care. 

The reason I HIDE it?  Well,  I'm not hiding it from you guys, am I now?  But the fact is that the reason why it's a secretive thing for me IRL is because I do NOT want to have another reason for my family to gossip and give them a reason to look at me as less of a person, and the fact is they will.  Contrary to what you might think, I'm actually completely comfortable with my sexuality, I'm just not comfortable with my family knowing because the fact is this:  It's just not worth it.  I love chicks, and fuck it, some times I'll suck a cock, but my family doesn't NEED to know that.  If I was gay, and totally in love with dudes, I would tell everyone immediately that THAT IS WHO I AM.  But, it's not.  I think of myself as straight in the most general sense.  But hey, if you give me enough speed I'll most likely suck you off.  That's how it is.  That's how I am.  Whatever.  I'm glad I'm drunk so I can feel more comfortable spilling the beans to you guys.  Not like it would be any surprise with me talking about shemales and how I wanna fuck them all the time (best of both worlds, people....best. of. both. worlds).

Final statement: Fuck you.
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: Doormouse on November 01, 2009, 12:35:29 AM
I'll go on record saying that's cool man. Do what feels good. Fuck the haters.
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: Drugmoth on November 01, 2009, 12:37:25 AM
Jah, fo sho.
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: (_)_)===D on November 01, 2009, 12:40:51 AM
Why you throwing a final fuck you in there?

Anyway, wayyyy back in the old days of AS when you were like 14 or something you were posting about how bears were your thing. I don't know why you'd think we forgot that or that you'd be able to convince us that we imagined it.

PS: Meth is like the hot thing in the gay community, so there's a plus for you.

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Post by: (_)_)===D on November 01, 2009, 12:41:40 AM
OMG - are you ogling my screen name right now?

I feel so violated.
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: Drugmoth on November 01, 2009, 12:42:50 AM
I'm not hot for you, Krsna, don't worry.
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: (_)_)===D on November 01, 2009, 12:49:17 AM
Whew!

Anyways, I know I'm the resident homophobe because I have that crazy idea that man on man cocksucking is gay and all that, but really I don't care if you're gay, straight, or undecided. It's all the same to me.
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on November 01, 2009, 01:25:07 AM
So, do you swallow?  How about plowin' dudes in the ass (or catching)?
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Post by: The Geek on November 01, 2009, 01:36:46 AM
your thing is your thing - no one should hate on you for that.

Now can we FINALLY get bagman to go on a date with you?
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Post by: mosh on November 01, 2009, 03:18:39 AM
Dylan, I care not, but I must say this for no other reason than it is expected:

PHAG!
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: Drugmoth on November 01, 2009, 05:06:39 AM
Thank you, Mosh.  I was starting to feel uncomfortable.

Emp: For you? Anything.
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: Zoomie on November 01, 2009, 08:09:52 AM
*Yawn*

In other shocking news, Sex Pistols bassist Sid Viscious died of an apparent heroin overdose...
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Post by: (_)_)===D on November 01, 2009, 08:18:51 AM
Psssst! Hey, did you guys hear?

Zoomie likes sail boats!
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: 13chemicals on November 01, 2009, 11:09:01 AM
Emp: For you? Anything.


Empscum-------> in the face
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: Emperor Reagan on November 01, 2009, 11:57:01 AM
Sweet!
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: underclass on November 01, 2009, 12:13:21 PM
F R O M    A S I A
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Post by: ttfg on November 01, 2009, 12:19:02 PM
It's a good thing nobody knows your real name.
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: Drugmoth on November 01, 2009, 01:29:54 PM
Seriously.  Everyone thinks I'm Fred.
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Post by: Nitya on November 01, 2009, 02:41:28 PM
I like how sucking cock is okay but lips? hell no!

Anyway, coolio,


...but were bears really your thing?
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: Drugmoth on November 01, 2009, 02:42:59 PM
I don't ever remember saying that.  If I did, it was in jest.  No, they are not.
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: Nitya on November 01, 2009, 02:44:36 PM
haha.. Okay.
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: Thrash on November 01, 2009, 03:41:52 PM
Glad it's out; we've speculated about it, and we've wondered about a statement or two here (or more).

(http://www.change.org/photos/wordpress_copies/nbc_the_more_you_know1-300x197.jpg)


Hey, Michael Jackson's also dead, apparently!
What do know about that, Zoomie?
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: Daddy on November 01, 2009, 05:19:04 PM
Dylan, were you checking out my cock a few months ago?
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: Thrash on November 01, 2009, 05:51:47 PM
I can field this one; absolutely ...
Dylan, tell him how nice you thought it is, and we can continue on in this thread ...
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: FAH-Q on November 01, 2009, 06:29:44 PM
I'll go on record saying that's cool man. Do what feels good. Fuck the haters.
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: Thrash on November 01, 2009, 06:51:32 PM
Emp: For you? Anything.

Wait just a fucking minute here!

I know what's going on; he remembered that EmpsCum is worth its weight in liquid gold and wants to obtain it straight from the tap, in its purest form, so he can move out of the 'rent's house and in with the girl!

Oh, and buy mucho drugs as well ...

I'm on to you, "good buddy"!
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: Drugmoth on November 02, 2009, 06:45:01 AM
SHHHHHHH!
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: Zoomie on November 02, 2009, 06:56:18 AM
so he can move out of the 'rent's basement of the group home and in with the girl!
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: Drugmoth on November 02, 2009, 07:00:25 AM
Thank you for that correction.
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: underclass on November 02, 2009, 07:36:30 AM
F R O M    A S I A

I must have been as drunk as everyone says
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: mosh on November 02, 2009, 09:05:55 AM
But you managed to type it with spaces and all.
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: Thrash on November 03, 2009, 01:49:26 AM
Yer with "them"; there's no question ...
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: taiko on November 09, 2009, 12:54:19 AM
Danzig, the good news here is that none of the LG girls seemed to freak out about this, so I think you're okay on talking about cocksucking with them whenever you want.
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: 13chemicals on November 09, 2009, 01:53:38 AM
I feel like I was the one who constantly initiated inappropriate subjects to talk about when we were in Japan.  Nick would initiate getting naked, but wouldn't put out since he's married.  I kept thinking that it didn't matter that he was married since he lives in a country with a high divorce rate.  Hooking up when married is just pre-dating for when you are single anyway.
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: underclass on November 09, 2009, 04:26:36 AM
I totally backed out in the travel-play 2009 stakes but I thought I atoned for that by assembling men to get naked and dance for you?
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: mosh on November 09, 2009, 07:21:59 AM
I feel like I was the one who constantly initiated inappropriate subjects to talk about when we were in Japan.  Nick would initiate getting naked, but wouldn't put out since he's married.  I kept thinking that it didn't matter that he was married since he lives in a country with a high divorce rate.  Hooking up when married is just pre-dating for when you are single anyway.

I was always ready with a dirty joke regarding the most innocuous things... and I bought more porn than anyone else.
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: tricky on November 09, 2009, 08:20:33 PM
The Porn Bloodhound, that's you.
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: FAH-Q on November 09, 2009, 08:22:27 PM
Are the rest of you Japan folks his gang?
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: 13chemicals on November 09, 2009, 09:33:18 PM
I feel like I was the one who constantly initiated inappropriate subjects to talk about when we were in Japan.  Nick would initiate getting naked, but wouldn't put out since he's married.  I kept thinking that it didn't matter that he was married since he lives in a country with a high divorce rate.  Hooking up when married is just pre-dating for when you are single anyway.

I was always ready with a dirty joke regarding the most innocuous things... and I bought more porn than anyone else.

I performed more pornographic acts than anyone else, so that makes us even.
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: FAH-Q on November 09, 2009, 09:58:26 PM
Pics plz.
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: mosh on November 10, 2009, 07:22:25 AM
Oh there's pix... just Sasha lost them...
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: 13chemicals on November 10, 2009, 07:39:07 AM
I didn't take any pictures because the lighting was all wrong.
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Post by: Doormouse on November 10, 2009, 10:02:39 AM
In pictures of pornographic acts the lighting is always wrong. That's how you know it's wankmatter.
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Post by: communist twat on December 14, 2009, 04:46:06 PM
We should swap techniques sometime dylan!
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Post by: friskychick on December 14, 2009, 06:31:34 PM
I've never cared about what kind of person one person likes to screw. it's all about if you're an asshole.
and if you are i hope youre an unwilling participant of being a bottom.
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: Doormouse on December 14, 2009, 07:15:52 PM
I only care if you're trying to screw or are screwing someone I want to be screwing.

I'm totally cool with gay guys because let's face it I'm totally never going to be interested in screwing who they're going to be screwing.
Straight guys bug me by being competition.
Straight girls bug me by preferring the competition.

Gay girls would seem to be the worst of both worlds, but I think it's like how in Super Mario Brothers you go all the way to the right side of the screen as far as you can go and then... *Bang!* You're on the left again. Gay girls are so working against my every move in the game that they transcend "bad" and become "really really good."

You'd think I'd begrudge them making out with girls I want to be screwing and screwing girls I want to be screwing, but for some reason it's not like that for me. I've learned to be tolerant.  I can even watch them at it without feeling any jealousy. In fact if I want to be totally honest, I might even go out of my way to watch. Perhaps I'm getting older and more tolerant with competition.

Oh, but I should mention that I only like it when the girls are pretty hot. If they're old and hairy granola hippies then get that out of here! I don't even think that's a jealousy issue.
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Post by: FAH-Q on December 14, 2009, 10:05:46 PM
Agreed on all counts.
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Post by: underclass on December 14, 2009, 10:44:43 PM
hot bisexual girls with me in the middle ftw
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Post by: Zoomie on December 14, 2009, 10:50:45 PM
"I always travel with two of 'em. That way, if sumthin' happens, I don't gotta be involved!" -David Lee Roth
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: mosh on December 15, 2009, 07:46:48 AM
hot bisexual girls toting 12 inch black strap-ons with me in the middle ftw
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Post by: taiko on December 15, 2009, 10:53:46 PM
hot bisexual girls short Japanese dudes with me in the middle ftw
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: underclass on December 15, 2009, 11:07:32 PM
now I know why you want to come back! gross
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: taiko on December 15, 2009, 11:23:10 PM
You're the one that said it.
And did it.

And I don't know that I want to come back.  No dude-dancing in Antigua.
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: FAH-Q on December 16, 2009, 01:34:39 AM
Damn straight. In Antigua, dudes get danced on, and not by other dudes.
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: underclass on December 16, 2009, 01:58:11 AM
I can't wait to see kyle getting danced on by the west indian I pick out for him.
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Post by: Zoomie on December 16, 2009, 06:26:57 AM
VIDEO THIS TIME GODDAMIT!
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Post by: communist twat on December 22, 2009, 11:15:10 PM
oh since no one else did it.

LOL FAGIT!  ;)
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Post by: 13chemicals on December 23, 2009, 09:58:33 PM
We should swap techniques sometime dylan!

I just saw this and barfed a little in my mouth.
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: Thrash on December 24, 2009, 04:02:22 PM
I'll swap techniques for anal, just not with Dylan ...
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: taiko on December 24, 2009, 04:19:06 PM
I'll swap techniques for anal, just not with Dylan ...

I read that as a trade.  "I'll swap techniques, for anal"
Title: Re: I am.....what you probably think I am
Post by: Thrash on December 24, 2009, 04:20:26 PM
It'd still apply in that context as well for Commie ...