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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Zoomie on November 03, 2009, 10:08:04 PM
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So I've spent my entire life believing that my great great grandmother was a Wheeler from Antrim, Ireland. And that somewhere back there was a Galbraith from Scotland. That is until I recently got interested in genealogy. I traced my mother's family on her father's side back to the late 17th century, where they came from the UK, and further to the early 16th century where they came from Holland and Belgium. Total disbelief.
And of course there's nothing on my father's side mostly attributable to the Third Reich and convenient name changes issued by Ellis Island.
So don't lie to your kids.
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there, there. it doesn't change who you are and i am still just as creeped out by you as i always have been.
WINK.
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SUCCESS!!!
BTW you look totally fuckable when your undead.
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I thought you said Gein wasn't your man.
EDIT:
Oop. Nevermind, it was Mosh:
Ed Gein is over rated.
Albert Fish is under rated.
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I would never diss a serial killer. That'd be just wrong.
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Have you used any of the 'pay for db access' sites yet ? I hear some of them are rather good for the name changes and whatnot.
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Nope, not a dime. I went 340 years on one branch and 500 on another all by web sleuthing and research. OK, glomming someone else's research. Whatever.
I'm sure I'll have to pay for a month or three before I can finish it.
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My mom was really into doing research while we lived in Mormon country. Mormons have extensive libraries of that shit, I guess so they can baptize everyone in the world or something. She traced things pretty far back and confirmed stuff that both her and my dad's parents claimed.
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So I've spent my entire life believing that my great great grandmother was a Wheeler from Antrim, Ireland.
Somewhere way way back, there were Carrickfergus Jacksons as my ancestors. A branch of them came to America, and had a kid who grew up to beat the shit out of Indians.
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One side of my family has been traced back to around the year 1000, and on the other side we only know a few hundred years.
Guess which one's the rich side!
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So I've spent my entire life believing that my great great grandmother was a Wheeler from Antrim, Ireland. And that somewhere back there was a Galbraith from Scotland. That is until I recently got interested in genealogy. I traced my mother's family on her father's side back to the late 17th century, where they came from the UK, and further to the early 16th century where they came from Holland and Belgium. Total disbelief.
Scotland is in the UK. Northern Ireland is in the UK.
So if thats as far back as she knew then no one was lying.
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I think by UK he probably meant England.
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He was lying!
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I think he was comparing Holland and Belgium to Scotland and Ireland.
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So Sakhi? You're ok if people mistake you for Paki? Cuz they're the same people in the same place, right? Get the point?
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Theres two ways I'm seeing this.
1 - its just a mistake that you said UK instead of England, same people, not a big deal.
2 - its not okay that she said you were from somewhere you're not, even if it just nearby.
I'm going to go ahead with no.2 because its definitely not okay for someone to mistake me for a paki.
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Somehow I knew you'd understand.
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My ancestors were Dutch royalty, and, when relocated (I've yet to find out why), owned the lower 1/3 of Upstate New York as railroads and railroad yards ...
I checked; the money's all gone ...
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I bet we are related then, Dave. My family settled in the southern tier north of Binghamton.
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Keep poking; you know my real name and info ...
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Uhhhh... no I don't...
But I like it when you tell me to keep poking.
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You don't?
I always thought you did ...
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I know your middle name is Fred.
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So is mine. Hell, so is yours...
No Dave, sending you things is like writing to Santa. You address it "Dave Thrash, Jacksonville, FL" and it just gets to you. Because like Santa's workshop at the North Pole, everyone knows where you are. Or maybe you're just mythical.
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In Canada, they have postal zipcodes that take the "letter-number-letter number-letter-number" form sort of like the UK format. Kids in Canada can write to:
Santa Claus (or Saint Nicholas, or anything like that)
1 Candycane Lane, North Pole (or North Pole, Nunavut, or really any street address)
H0 H0 H0 (This zipcode is really the only critical part, and Canadian sort-machines ignore weird spacing and kick it to H0H 0H0)
The letter is machine-sorted and sent to some government agency somewhere, where a team of "Santas" spend the season writing back individualized letters to the kids. It's clever because of course the North Pole is closer to Canada than to anywhere else and as everyone knows, Santa lives in the North Pole. Obviously if there were anywhere you could mail him from iw would be Canada.
Although... in the US, I know it's an individualized system from P.O. to P.O.. The Postmaster of each office decides what to do with the unmailable letters that arrive arround Christmastime. Letters that are addressed simply to "Santa" or something are collected. I worked at a P.O. for a few years, and at the place I worked, the Postmaster used to take his job very seriously. He was a scrawny old man with a big beard and I'd always see him in there bent over his writing desk in the cage. I think he hand-wrote the responses. Maybe he was Santa.
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Santa used Nutrisystem?
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Isn't everyone these days?
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I tried nutrisystem. What a fucking waste of money.
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Told you guys what works. Move your mouth a little bit less and everything else a little bit more.
Of course I give that advice to the women I've dated as well...
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Yeah, well that's what's been working for me. I know loosely how many calories I eat every day and I exercise a lot.
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I stopped exercising nearly completely 3 years ago. I mean I have never been one to do traditional "let's go the gym and pump iron" type of exercising, but I at least used to walk a lot and when I was at home I was splitting wood and doing other active things. Now I walk a maximum of 8 blocks a day, and apart from that I sit in my apartment or in the library at the school. I don't eat that much in general, but I'm putting on weight for sure.
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How old are you, btw? Throughout my 20s I've steadily gained weight. Some of it cuz I work out a lot and am fairly muscular, but a lot of it because of food and (especially) drink. I eat way better now than I did even in my mid 20s, let alone my late teens and early 20s, but I still drink a whole lot, and all I'm doing right now is maintaining a fairly steady 235. I'm sure I could drop 20 or more lbs easily if I did everything I'm doing now but cut out the booze almost entirely.
But what the fuck fun is that?!
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Told you guys what works. Move your mouth a little bit less and everything else a little bit more.
Of course I give that advice to the women I've dated as well...
Until they take that advice and stop blowing you ...
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How old are you, btw? Throughout my 20s I've steadily gained weight. Some of it cuz I work out a lot and am fairly muscular, but a lot of it because of food and (especially) drink. I eat way better now than I did even in my mid 20s, let alone my late teens and early 20s, but I still drink a whole lot, and all I'm doing right now is maintaining a fairly steady 235. I'm sure I could drop 20 or more lbs easily if I did everything I'm doing now but cut out the booze almost entirely.
But what the fuck fun is that?!
Apparently people typically gain a few pounds a year.
So over 10 yrs, 3 or 4lbs a year = 30 or 40 lbs.
For most people, thats the difference between fit and fat as fxxx.
Now 3lb over 1 year isnt gluttony, so I propose a "culling" of women over say, 28 yrs.
Now some people will say "ahh thats a form of cruelty".
I disagree. With no ultra obsese women, they will never have to suffer the ignimony of ordering a drink in a bar, and being asked "is that a DIET coke Madam?"
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So I've spent my entire life believing that my great great grandmother was a Wheeler from Antrim, Ireland. And that somewhere back there was a Galbraith from Scotland. That is until I recently got interested in genealogy. I traced my mother's family on her father's side back to the late 17th century, where they came from the UK, and further to the early 16th century where they came from Holland and Belgium. Total disbelief.
And of course there's nothing on my father's side mostly attributable to the Third Reich and convenient name changes issued by Ellis Island.
So don't lie to your kids.
Genealogy. All I know is that I hate British people and foreigners in equal proportions.
Pllus if there was ever compulsory repatriation, I would be chopped up and sent to various countries.
I'm half British and Irish. And half Russian Slav ,part sort of via Czechoslovakia
Maybe I will become an umbrella carrying, persistent grass cutting, car washing, artistic vodka drinker with a penchant for fur hats ?
And I like pickled food, which is as weird as eating dead babies, in British culture
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Zooms, just put a Death's Head on your helmet and a swastika on your shield and you'll be ready to re-enact!
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Amen, bro.
Resso, weren't you the one who used to go on about how the Soviets slaughtered those money-grubbing Ukrainians? You know, the ones who hiked the prices on their grain, sucking the blood of the people who were starving?
Anyway, I wouldn't stress on it. Brits and foreigners probably hate you as well. Probably more.
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And I like pickled food, which is as weird as eating dead babies, in British culture
Are you fuckin' serious?
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I have a feeling he just might be ...
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PM me your name, Dave.
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Stalker.
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Jealous bitch.
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~gasp
~sobs
(then again, there's always Dmoth.)
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PM me your name, Dave.
Done ...
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How old are you, btw?
Me? I'm 27. I'm sure I've been gaining weight, but it's only within the last year that I've been able to kind of tell from looking at my body. I actually have no idea what my weight is or what it was. I also have no scale.
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No scale ?
Dmoth = fat
Under = normal
me = skinny
Prob solved.
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I mean like this:
(http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/scale1.jpg)
But I'd say I'm somewhere near underclass. I'm not fat, I'm just noticing that I'm becoming fatter is all. And I know it's because I'm living a stunningly sedentary lifestyle these days. I think I'd be healthier even if I was fatter as long as I was more active.
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I got fatter after my accident, however, I couldn't keep working out, so I maintained my weight by diet ...
I've been SLOWLY going back to working out (my neck was partially separated, I'm not pushing it since I was cleared as "ok"), and I'm 6'1" and 189 lbs ...
When I was cut as a motherfucker, I was 185 lbs; I think I'm trading muscle for fat now ...
(or as least I HOPE I am; my weight's about the same, and people tell me I'm noticably thinner)
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Amen, bro.
Resso, weren't you the one who used to go on about how the Soviets slaughtered those money-grubbing Ukrainians? You know, the ones who hiked the prices on their grain, sucking the blood of the people who were starving?
Anyway, I wouldn't stress on it. Brits and foreigners probably hate you as well. Probably more.
I've always said that Russia should send the tanks into the Ukraine. And free everyone from those German-Polish-Lithuanian numpties who were set up as lackies of America.
Ask a (often Canadian) Ukrainian nationalist about the famine, and you're guaranteed to hear bullshit of the level of "Hitler was really Elvis".
I think there are many "subgroups" of Brits and foreigners.But I can see big direct differences between the 2.
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It is rumored that one of my ancestors was a jester in King Henry VIII's court. For how long is unknown for certain. How is my sense of humor to you guys? It might be an indication of his length of service.
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Ya got your good days and your bad days. That being the case, I hope he had a good run.
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Jingle those bells Zoom.
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Yuk yuk.
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I like how this thread went: on topic -> sex -> on topic -> weight loss
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Genealogy is sex. So, sex > sex > sex > weight loss.
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Genealogy is sex. So, sex > sex > sex > weight loss.
Genealogy is the investigation of historical sex.
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So that's ... sex > sex > sex > weight loss > banal.
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Genealogy is sex. So, sex > sex > sex > weight loss.
Genealogy is the investigation of historical sex.
Genealogy is the sexual investigation of history.
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...or fucking somebodies gandmother.
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Or fucking someone's gander bay mother.
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so does this mark the end of Zoomie's proud celtic heritage?
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(http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/1/13254/04_2008/flute.jpg)
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My taiko has much less bass...
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Wait, did someone mention cougars?
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4 Cougars, please.
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Would you like fries with that?
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Cougars take it in the ass, or so I'm told ...
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Cougars take it in the ass, or so I'm told ...
Pumas too!
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And 27 year old pussy cats from Texas.
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I just fucked a 40 year old gymnast/gym instructor .....
Yeah, that's 3 girls this week .....
I'm on "Sasha time" now, bitches!
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40 year old ... girls
Um, no.
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They're girls to me...
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Actually, I didn't know at all she was 40 until she told me ...
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If a woman looks 16 but says she's 26, she's 12.
If a woman looks 26 and says she's 26, she's damn near 40...
-Chris Rock, No Sex In The Champagne Room
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Nice ...
It fits in this case, however, she told me she was 40 right when I asked her ...
Oddly enough, she thought I was 26 ...
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she's got bad eyesight, eh?
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Geek! Burn cream graphic por favor...
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That was good, yes ...
I await the ointment ...
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she's got bad eyesight, eh?
Well, not everyone can get laser eye surgery.
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...and not fly for several months...
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If a girl has a pierced tongue, she'll probably suck your dick
If a guy has a pierced tongue... he'll probably suck your dick
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It is the general rule.
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Dylan; judgement call?
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I just fucked a 40 year old gymnast/gym instructor .....
Yeah, that's 3 girls this week .....
I'm on "Sasha time" now, bitches!
Well good old padawan. If you want to beat me you have to fuck 8 guys in one week.
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Pfft, he's done that in one sitting...
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I've done 3 in one sitting, and I've done, I think, 8 or 9 in a week ...
I'm just getting back to my sluttiness again ...
I go through times of "meh" and times of "let's roll" ....
I'm just coming out of a "meh" time ...
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PMS: Post masturbation syndrome
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I have that as well, I'm sure ...
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8 or 9 in one week? Were they all hot, or were some of them butter faces?
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Thrash also has a 13" long cock and leaves Jacksonville on the regular.
Love ya cupcake!
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Tricky, are you calling Thrash a liar? Next you will tell me that Santa isn't real...
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It was a busy week ...
They were varied; most were good looking ...
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If I was getting laid with mostly hot chicks I don't think I'd wanna lower my standards for the non-hot ones just for the sake of padding my stats, as it were.
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Have you never fallen victim to dollar well drinks night?
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I'm assuming not.
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It's a bitch, I tell ya ...
Sometimes, well ...