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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Zoomie on November 11, 2009, 06:53:31 PM

Title: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: Zoomie on November 11, 2009, 06:53:31 PM: Cuz this bitch ain't gonna sail itself to Antigua...

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y85/Zoomie/Pearson1.jpg)

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y85/Zoomie/PearsonInt2.jpg)

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Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: Emperor Reagan on November 11, 2009, 06:58:57 PM: Ha. I'd need a lot more practice to be useful.
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: Zoomie on November 11, 2009, 07:11:22 PM: We have a year and I have sailable 22', 24' and 25' boats (in addition to the POS you were on Sat) that you're free to use. PLenty of practice. Block 3 weeks previous and 3 weeks post and I'll get you there. Maybe back.
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Post by: underclass on November 11, 2009, 08:52:02 PM: can I show up with liquor and a life-jacket and be effective in your plans?
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: Zoomie on November 11, 2009, 09:17:22 PM: Liquor, foul weather gear and a sleeping bag. Trust me, after the Coast Guard incident I own MANY PFDs.
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: underclass on November 11, 2009, 10:02:13 PM: if I'm not employed (hopeful) I'm in
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Post by: Zoomie on November 11, 2009, 10:11:53 PM: Cool. Just so you know, I'm holding my passport and two Gs just in case it's not ready and I have to fly.
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: FAH-Q on November 11, 2009, 10:16:07 PM: You'll need your passport in any case.
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: Emperor Reagan on November 11, 2009, 10:41:06 PM: Unless I'm ready to quit my job at that point or stumble across an assload of money, 2 months off probably isn't doable for me.
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: 13chemicals on November 13, 2009, 12:56:02 PM: I asked my dad if I could sail with you to Antigua and he said, "no."
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: Zoomie on November 13, 2009, 02:01:26 PM: Psh. Like you do what daddy tells you anyway...
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: 13chemicals on November 13, 2009, 02:16:38 PM: Well, seeing as how I'm not married I have to have some guy to look after me and help me make life or death decisions.
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: Zoomie on November 13, 2009, 05:36:09 PM: Welcome to 1952. That's OK I'll find some bikini clad eye candy up here in MurderLand.
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: fyrenza on November 13, 2009, 06:51:55 PM: You know, you could "enlist" 2 folks to sail THERE with you, and 2 others to crew on the way back.
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: Zoomie on November 13, 2009, 07:47:12 PM: These fuckers know exactly how flexible I am with that stuff. Since the Coast Guard incident they's all SKURRRRRED...

That's ok because I'm bringing another Catalina across the bay tomorrow. Me and the Steelie man. Three foot seas, 25 kt winds. Just us and this:

(http://www.boatus.com/goodoldboat/images/CatalinaC22.jpg)
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: Thrash on November 13, 2009, 10:24:24 PM: I wanna go get a boat with you!
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: tricky on November 13, 2009, 10:28:06 PM: ...as long as the boat is in Jacksonville.
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: Thrash on November 13, 2009, 10:44:26 PM: Mine is ...
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: Zoomie on November 13, 2009, 11:35:39 PM: Dave when I head that way we'll do some sailing on the Inter Coastal Waterway. Sailors call that "going down the brown ditch" so I know you'll appreciate it...
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: tricky on November 14, 2009, 12:08:55 AM: Quote from: Thrash on November 13, 2009, 10:24:24 PM
I wanna go get a boat with you!

is this a double entendre?
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: Zoomie on November 14, 2009, 12:11:11 AM: It's no secret. He wants some hamster lovins.
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: Thrash on November 14, 2009, 04:00:09 AM: Uhm, it's DYLAN that came out of the closet here recently, not me ....

Then again, it IS Zoomie ...

The answer's no, btw ...
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: taiko on November 14, 2009, 05:49:29 AM: Quote from: Thrash on November 14, 2009, 04:00:09 AM
Uhm, it's DYLAN that came out of the closet here recently, not me ....

So, you're saying you're still in the closet.
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: Zoomie on November 14, 2009, 08:32:01 AM: Hiding behind the studded chaps...
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: Thrash on November 14, 2009, 02:10:31 PM: Hey, both Mosh and Zoomie have fucked me, apparently, and recently ...
You make the call ...
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: ttfg on November 14, 2009, 02:21:28 PM: Si... You know somebody who can load Aaron up with local water knowledge ?

I dislike knowing when people are going out... I always feel slightly sick.
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: The Geek on November 22, 2009, 09:56:14 PM: Detroit is claiming he wants to crew. Count me out of that madness! With my luck, the following WILL happen.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pEkcr1-T8YI/RYyBw9bjAvI/AAAAAAAAAEI/q0Z8hxanwGI/s400/kraken1.jpg)

DO NOT WANT
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: Thrash on November 22, 2009, 11:03:52 PM: Not a fan?
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: Zoomie on November 23, 2009, 08:11:00 AM: Oh come on, it's me. It would be more like:

(http://blog.wfmu.org/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/10/squiddly_diddly_surfs_2.jpg)
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: taiko on November 23, 2009, 08:41:17 AM: (http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2026397/overboard_Full.jpg)
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: underclass on November 23, 2009, 09:32:32 PM: (http://squid.us/wp-content/uploads/boo.jpg)
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: The Geek on November 23, 2009, 10:19:12 PM: Aaron = +1 Metal
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: mosh on November 23, 2009, 11:51:18 PM: No volunteers to be Gilligan? Surely Dave fits the bill there.
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: underclass on November 23, 2009, 11:55:02 PM: We've discussed this, Ian. Being.Gilligan.Requires.That.You.Go.To.The.Island
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: Zoomie on November 24, 2009, 07:02:43 AM: Oh the lulz...
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: mosh on November 24, 2009, 06:22:46 PM: Dont you complain, if Dave was Gilligan, you could beat him with a hat.
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: Zoomie on November 24, 2009, 09:02:03 PM: He's always been my little buddy...
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: ttfg on November 25, 2009, 03:43:19 AM: The serenade proves it.
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: fyrenza on November 26, 2009, 03:26:20 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on November 23, 2009, 08:11:00 AM
Oh come on, it's me. It would be more like:

(http://blog.wfmu.org/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/10/squiddly_diddly_surfs_2.jpg)

Isn't an OCTOpus supposed to have EIGHT arms?

HOW is Squiddly "standing?"

"Hot-Doggin" Man??? (song) Just WHO is being "Hot Dogged?"
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: Zoomie on November 26, 2009, 10:10:29 AM: Quote from: fyrenza on November 26, 2009, 03:26:20 PM

"Hot-Doggin" Man??? (song) Just WHO is being "Hot Dogged?"

You. And don't spoil the fantasy.
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: taiko on November 26, 2009, 10:22:52 AM: Quote from: fyrenza on November 26, 2009, 03:26:20 PM
HOW is Squiddly "standing?"

Feat on each side of his penis playing the drums.

octopus weiners.
(http://phreshp0rk.files.wordpress.com/2006/01/158233707.jpg)
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: ttfg on November 26, 2009, 03:58:04 PM: So, that's what happened to Kyle's clone fails.
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: beeyot on September 28, 2010, 03:12:09 AM: where the fuck is antigua?
sober me up long enough to get me to the boat, and i'm in!
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: Zoomie on September 28, 2010, 09:23:10 PM: In the Leewards. Near Venezuela. 500 miles north of Caracas.
Title: Re: So which two of you are going to crew for me?
Post by: beeyot on September 28, 2010, 09:40:43 PM: dammit! why can't you be on the west coast? double shell back!!!
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Post by: underclass on October 08, 2010, 11:24:15 AM: there's a canal for that
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Post by: Zoomie on October 08, 2010, 06:13:29 PM: Got a line on a Morgan 30. Might still happen.