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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: underclass on November 12, 2009, 03:39:09 AM

Title: the hunger
Post by: underclass on November 12, 2009, 03:39:09 AM
I am so hungry right now. 24 minutes until I run to a bar and get something to eat and drink.


And thus begins another thread by Nick. Revel in my creativity
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: mosh on November 12, 2009, 04:29:23 AM
YOU ROCK!
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: taiko on November 12, 2009, 04:49:56 AM
I regularly get hungry around 9:45 am.  I've been thinking about having breakfast in the mornings, but I usually run out of time.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: FAH-Q on November 12, 2009, 12:03:57 PM
I very seldom eat breakfast, and it fucks me up if I do. I'm sluggish all day if I eat too early, and I find gym sessions are best on a mostly empty stomach.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: Nitya on November 12, 2009, 01:03:23 PM
i always eat breakfast.
its lunch i have difficulty with.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: 13chemicals on November 12, 2009, 01:18:07 PM
I had cock for breakfast.  Now that I think about it, all I had to eat yesterday was cock too.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: tricky on November 12, 2009, 08:19:00 PM
Fuck. I haven't gotten laid since... Oct 25th. Sasha I don't know why I didn't pick up on any of your mad cock skillz.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: Thrash on November 12, 2009, 08:39:29 PM
Did that one actually make it IN you?
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: tricky on November 12, 2009, 09:07:00 PM
Yeah. That was only a one time thing, dude!
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: Thrash on November 12, 2009, 09:08:10 PM
Yeah, ok ...
Heh ...
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: underclass on November 12, 2009, 10:25:16 PM
Fuck. I haven't gotten laid since... Oct 25th. Sasha I don't know why I didn't pick up on any of your mad cock skillz.

We spent two nights in a hostel filled with a lot of young men and maybe one other girl, Brook.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: Thrash on November 12, 2009, 10:25:48 PM
hahahahaha ....
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: taiko on November 13, 2009, 12:06:47 AM
Fuck. I haven't gotten laid since... Oct 25th. Sasha I don't know why I didn't pick up on any of your mad cock skillz.

We spent two nights in a hostel filled with a lot of young men and maybe one other girl, Brook.  And I'm pretty sure the girl was a lesbian, because she did not respond to my drunken attempts at conversation.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: underclass on November 13, 2009, 12:11:42 AM
she was English, not a lesbian, although that amounts to the same thing anyway
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: Thrash on November 13, 2009, 03:53:08 AM
Luke = No Game

We've covered this ....
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: underclass on November 13, 2009, 04:47:23 AM
he's only one or two tweaks from having mad game

- Doctor
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: tricky on November 13, 2009, 07:16:22 AM
Fuck. I haven't gotten laid since... Oct 25th. Sasha I don't know why I didn't pick up on any of your mad cock skillz.

We spent two nights in a hostel filled with a lot of young men and maybe one other girl, Brook.

I saw ONE hot guy at the hostel, but his teeth were fucked up, and he kept eyeing Sasha anyhow.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: 13chemicals on November 13, 2009, 12:27:05 PM
Eying me huh?  Yea right, he was a fag.  When we were at the club, those hot navy guys asked me about you.  It angered me because I thought I had mad game, but obviously not with sailors.

Oh and another thing.  I am pissed at Luke.  He was the biggest cock blocking game killer EVER.  He got so weird one guy asked me what his deal was.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: (_)_)===D on November 13, 2009, 12:56:02 PM
Come on, we all know what's up with that. Lucas wants to bang you.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: 13chemicals on November 13, 2009, 01:01:31 PM
I can't fuck a guy that doesn't care about the way he looks.  It's insulting to my keen fashion sense.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: Zoomie on November 13, 2009, 01:56:32 PM
the biggest cock blocking game killer EVER.  He got so weird one guy asked me what his deal was.

Oh come on, you've spent time in clubs and restaurants and shows with Luke... stop acting like this hasn't happened before.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: 13chemicals on November 13, 2009, 02:19:10 PM
Not to this degree.  It was annoying.  Oh well, I worked it out even with his cock blocking ways.  It just took longer to seal the deal.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: Thrash on November 13, 2009, 09:30:02 PM
Nice ...
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: tricky on November 13, 2009, 10:14:41 PM
the pussy hunger, thats what this thread should really be called.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: Thrash on November 13, 2009, 10:21:22 PM
I have it; you offering?
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: tricky on November 13, 2009, 10:24:55 PM
I thought you only did it in the butt?
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: Thrash on November 13, 2009, 10:45:39 PM
If that were the case I might just as well be gay, you know ...

Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: tricky on November 14, 2009, 12:07:05 AM
and whats wrong with that?
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: Thrash on November 14, 2009, 12:36:50 AM
Oh, did I forget the "not that there's anything wrong with that" after?
It wouldn't have applied in that case ...

Phag!
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: mosh on November 14, 2009, 12:49:51 AM
If that were the case I might just as well be gay, you know ...



What are you telling me now that you arent? After I banged you in the ass and all?

LIAR!
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: Thrash on November 14, 2009, 02:43:22 AM
But, it's YOU, cupcake ...
I mean, you're special to me ...
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: Lothar on November 14, 2009, 05:04:18 AM
Soo the kumbaya from the Japan trip lasted all of less than a week.

It took years for the original Jersey meet to start hating each other again.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: Zoomie on November 14, 2009, 07:39:21 AM
But you said I was the special one!!! The ONLY one!
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: taiko on November 14, 2009, 08:54:58 AM
Soo the kumbaya from the Japan trip lasted all of less than a week.

Thrash and Mosh had buttsex in Florida, not Japan.

Thrash would have needed to go to Japan to have buttsex with dudes there.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: taiko on November 14, 2009, 08:55:22 AM
But you said I was the special one!!! The ONLY one!

You believe that EVERY time someone says it to you.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: Thrash on November 14, 2009, 02:03:11 PM
It's true; it's how I keep him doing it ...
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: FAH-Q on November 14, 2009, 02:16:55 PM
The thread title makes me think of the "Hungry" SGCtC episode. Which was hilarious.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: Thrash on November 14, 2009, 02:19:30 PM
It makes me think of a bear in a gay bar ...
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: Doormouse on November 15, 2009, 04:10:26 PM
Topic: Breakfast and lunch are coffee for me. I only eat one meal a day - dinner. It is giant.
Getting laid: Oct 25? Man, it's been a year since I was laid. You have nothing to whine about.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: The Geek on November 15, 2009, 05:44:46 PM
Soo the kumbaya from the Japan trip lasted all of less than a week.

It took years for the original Jersey meet to start hating each other again.

Rode by Heightstown on the way to Boston this weekend. Teared up a little.
Good times.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: Emperor Reagan on November 15, 2009, 05:58:55 PM
Topic: Breakfast and lunch are coffee for me. I only eat one meal a day - dinner. It is giant.
Getting laid: Oct 25? Man, it's been a year since I was laid. You have nothing to whine about.

There are entire diet books devoted to even that sort of diet: http://www.fast-5.com/ (http://www.fast-5.com/) for example.



Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: Doormouse on November 16, 2009, 01:57:54 AM
It works for me kinda. I do notice I'm gaining weight due to inactivity, but this is my third year of this lifestyle and I wouldn't say I'm that bad yet.

As soon as school is done I plan on moving out of this godforsaken town and drastically changing my lifestyle to include much more walking about, a much more temporally balanced diet, and healthier (especially fresher) ingredients.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: underclass on November 16, 2009, 03:20:55 AM
There was a study done to find out what differences those who lose weight and put it back on again and those who lose it and keep it off. There were 3 major commonalities among those in the successful group.

Eat three square meals per day
Do 30-45 minutes of exercise 3 days per week
Weigh yourself daily


I found it easier to keep up with the gym and healthy eating when I got a pair of scales and started using them daily. If I swing up an kilo or two after a few heavy dinners it acts as a mental brake and gets me on the salad and rice-ball track for a while
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: taiko on November 16, 2009, 03:33:59 AM
Yes, rice balls.  I could see where those would make you not want to eat more.  :P

Also, I've heard prosthelytized that more than 3 meals a day (but all smaller quantities) is better for your body.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: underclass on November 16, 2009, 03:45:58 AM
Yes, rice balls.  I could see where those would make you not want to eat more.  :P

Also, I've heard prosthelytized that more than 3 meals a day (but all smaller quantities) is better for your body.

If you're tracking the food content and doing more exercise to keep burning it's good, but most people overeat, eat unhealthy snacks instead of proper don't do enough exercise to justify this.


I swear that was the first riceball I've ever thrown away after one bite. I had two for lunch today, the shrimp tempura with wasabi one was great
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: taiko on November 16, 2009, 03:48:06 AM
That was your singular dietary pratfall during the entire week (in my opinion).  Not bad, given that it was only a $2 mistake.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: mosh on November 16, 2009, 05:19:48 AM
MORE PORK!

I had this gyros pork in Cologne, it was soooo good I wanted to eat another plate there and then. Thankfully, Raoul intervened by pointing me at something else interesting.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: 13chemicals on November 16, 2009, 10:54:46 PM
Why is Luke allowed to weigh in on this conversation about diet and exercise?  His idea of exercise is speed walking to the buffet line.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: underclass on November 16, 2009, 11:35:42 PM
he was pointing out the dietary benefits of snacking
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: 13chemicals on November 17, 2009, 06:25:16 AM
There are no dietary benefits to snacking when you are 60 pounds overweight.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: tricky on November 17, 2009, 09:55:27 AM
MORE PORK!

I had this gyros pork in Cologne, it was soooo good I wanted to eat another plate there and then. Thankfully, Raoul intervened by pointing me at something else interesting.

Mosh the Jews probably consider your semen to be unkosher with all that pork you eat.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: hip on November 17, 2009, 11:19:48 AM
my boyfriend said he could see being a vegetarian if bacon (or any pig food item, really) didn't count.

it's been about ten hours since i last had sex, and three since my breakfast of cock and hairpulling. a naughty breakfast is crucial to my daily productivity.

my stomach's growling a little bit now. maybe it wants actual food? apparently it's not happy with all the wine i tried to feed it last night.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: Thrash on November 17, 2009, 01:46:00 PM
I need to clone you; please send a hair sample ...
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: hip on November 17, 2009, 01:50:47 PM
one of a kind, baby.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: Thrash on November 17, 2009, 01:54:45 PM
I can work out a few things genetically, however, I still need the sample ...
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: FAH-Q on November 17, 2009, 02:43:30 PM
Dude, that's kinda creepy. Can't you just use your imagination while jerking off?
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: Zoomie on November 17, 2009, 04:03:40 PM
Or at least her Facebook photos? Like the rest of us...
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: Thrash on November 17, 2009, 09:57:00 PM
Uhm, no ...
I want a REAL GIRL like her, not this "well to spank to this" type of girl ...

See, this is why, as of so far, I'm successful in life ...
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: Zoomie on November 17, 2009, 10:04:56 PM
Yes, Dave. I'm a total failure. And tomorrow, after I spank it to hip's pics, I'll be in the wind on the Chesapeake bay. While you go to work.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: Thrash on November 17, 2009, 10:07:44 PM
Nonono, I didn't say you, or anyone, for that matter, was a failure ...

Yeah, I could have worded that differently ...

Sorry everybody ...
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: taiko on November 17, 2009, 10:12:19 PM
...after I spank it to hip's pics, I'll be in the wind on the Chesapeake bay....

Reversing these steps will land you in the papers (again), so be careful.
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: Thrash on November 17, 2009, 10:14:05 PM
hahahaha ....
Title: Re: the hunger
Post by: underclass on November 17, 2009, 10:15:21 PM
online friend fail