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Title: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Zoomie on November 17, 2009, 08:00:10 PM
...Velma was the hawtest...

(http://www.toplessrobot.com/tumblr_kt7ml2lEYX1qa9armo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: FAH-Q on November 17, 2009, 08:11:14 PM
Doesn't look to me as if she's too into men, though, dude.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Zoomie on November 17, 2009, 08:18:51 PM
Badass geek girl does not equal lesbian.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: FAH-Q on November 17, 2009, 08:19:57 PM
Plus she's xtian. Blech.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Libertine on November 17, 2009, 08:30:09 PM
I'd say the remaining odds favor a little doggystyle action.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Zoomie on November 17, 2009, 08:45:45 PM
She's fighting zombies, dude! She HAS to wear a crucifix...
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Post by: FAH-Q on November 17, 2009, 09:02:41 PM
I thought that was just vampires?
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Zoomie on November 17, 2009, 09:05:10 PM
Fucking Hollywood...
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: taiko on November 17, 2009, 09:41:23 PM
This is all irrelevant anyway, folks.

She's been bitten.  There's no hope.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Zoomie on November 17, 2009, 09:54:27 PM
NEVER EVER SAY THAT!
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: taiko on November 17, 2009, 09:59:39 PM
Listen, dude, you know the rules.

Someone gets bitten, they're going to get sick and turn on the others.  That's just how these things go.

I hope when the zombie apocalypse comes (as it's bound to do) that you'll be upfront about zombie bites with your survival companions.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Thrash on November 17, 2009, 10:01:36 PM
Even I'M not dorky enough for this ...
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Zoomie on November 17, 2009, 10:06:09 PM
That's 'cuz you got the steamin' undies for Betty Rubble.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Thrash on November 17, 2009, 10:08:27 PM
Dude, you have no idea ...
... the adult Pebbles was hot as fuck too

DAMMIT!!!

I said I wouldn't get into this ....
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: mosh on November 18, 2009, 03:29:52 AM
Fag...

Daria Morgendorffer is teh hotness

(http://outpost-daria.com/artwork/coliver/janedaria.jpg)
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Zoomie on November 18, 2009, 07:10:07 AM
That picture needs some used heroin needles and a cat or two just lying around to dress it up.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Nitya on November 18, 2009, 02:50:47 PM
(http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/6870/myjob.jpg)



- someones sig on HF.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: FAH-Q on November 18, 2009, 03:47:32 PM
Hahaha that's awesome!
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Doormouse on November 18, 2009, 05:11:12 PM
I approve of this thread. Velma was always hot and Linda Cardellini was perfect for that role.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Zoomie on November 18, 2009, 05:20:48 PM
Awww yeah!
(http://img.actressarchives.com/images2/lindac/LindaCardell_Cohen_9033514.jpg)
(http://www.yuppiepunk.org/lindacardellini.jpg)
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Thrash on November 18, 2009, 06:25:35 PM
Hmmm ...
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Post by: 13chemicals on November 18, 2009, 07:19:31 PM
(http://images.chron.com/blogs/beltwayconfidential/Rushmore_F7.jpg)
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Doormouse on November 18, 2009, 08:15:20 PM
Sic transit gloria
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: FAH-Q on November 18, 2009, 08:21:30 PM
"I like your nurse's uniform, guy."

"These are O.R. scrubs."

"O, R they?"


---

I've never even seen that movie but I've always loved that quote.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: ttfg on November 18, 2009, 08:34:28 PM
Sic transit gloria

I like that track.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Maxillius on November 19, 2009, 12:26:35 AM
Awww yeah!
(http://img.actressarchives.com/images2/lindac/LindaCardell_Cohen_9033514.jpg)
(http://www.yuppiepunk.org/lindacardellini.jpg)


OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: mosh on November 19, 2009, 01:56:57 AM
Awww yeah!
(http://img.actressarchives.com/images2/lindac/LindaCardell_Cohen_9033514.jpg)
(http://www.yuppiepunk.org/lindacardellini.jpg)

Meh
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Daddy on November 19, 2009, 05:29:55 PM
Sasha could be Darla with her glasses.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Thrash on November 19, 2009, 06:51:34 PM
I'm still not so sure ...
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: ttfg on November 19, 2009, 09:12:15 PM
Around 1.30 is where you want to pause, Zommie.


Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Scooby Dooby (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oesAv_GmIDo#normal)
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Zoomie on November 19, 2009, 09:21:35 PM
swEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: mosh on November 20, 2009, 01:43:46 AM
That's my favourite scene in that whole fucking piece of shit movie.

Bookish Girl (as she's credited) is Jane Silvia (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0799205/), and in my very humble opinion, a lot more boneable than Linda Cardellini.

Mostly because she looks like Zia McCabe.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Doormouse on November 20, 2009, 01:48:09 AM
Yeah I can see that. I completely forgot that scene from the movie.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: FAH-Q on November 20, 2009, 03:27:44 AM
(http://www.yuppiepunk.org/lindacardellini.jpg)

She looks kinda like Iga Wyrwal... (http://timdir.com/iga_wyrwal_strip_bedroom/iga_wyrwal_08.jpg)
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Zoomie on November 20, 2009, 06:08:47 AM
(http://www.yuppiepunk.org/lindacardellini.jpg)

(http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsS/49494.gif)

Sorry Mosher, There are like two photos of Jane Silvia Epstein on the web and that's one of them. You fail.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: ttfg on November 20, 2009, 02:09:11 PM
I think he breaks even with this one.

(http://film-book.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/jane-silvia-cookie-monster-extreme-movie.jpg)
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Zoomie on November 20, 2009, 04:57:47 PM
Yeah I'm sure in RooLand she gets hawtness points because she let Grover bang her in the ass...
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: FAH-Q on November 20, 2009, 05:00:55 PM
Grover really let himself go.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Zoomie on November 20, 2009, 05:03:04 PM
Yeah he's looking kinda spherical. No offense.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: mosh on November 20, 2009, 08:20:08 PM
(http://www.yuppiepunk.org/lindacardellini.jpg)

(http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsS/49494.gif)

Sorry Mosher, There are like two photos of Jane Silvia Epstein on the web and that's one of them. You fail.

No, you miss the point. I want a Velma to LOOK like a Velma, not some generic hottie dressed down.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Thrash on November 20, 2009, 08:32:20 PM
Ok, I really have to admit something to you guys ...

Here goes ...
/me clears throat ...

I REEEEALY thought that we were gonna have another thread like this one again:
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=1465.0 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=1465.0)
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: ttfg on November 20, 2009, 09:40:09 PM
yes... but would it shock you ?
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Thrash on November 20, 2009, 09:53:36 PM
Good question ...
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Doormouse on November 20, 2009, 09:54:19 PM
NOTHING truly shocks me anymore ...
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Thrash on November 20, 2009, 09:57:06 PM
There's that as well ...
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: OriginalRessotaspiksMan on November 21, 2009, 07:28:04 PM
I'd just like watch the other one crawl round on the ground searching for her glasses.
Smoke a spliff and decide how I could amuse myself. probably sthg involving handcuffs, Scoobie and a tin of dogfood being smeared.

Thats not sick, is it?
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: mosh on November 21, 2009, 07:33:33 PM
No, we do that ALL the time....
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: OriginalRessotaspiksMan on November 21, 2009, 07:42:20 PM
No, we do that ALL the time....

Including the bit with razor blades?
And elderly women?
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: mosh on November 21, 2009, 11:12:48 PM
especially elderly women.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Tru on November 22, 2009, 12:55:47 AM
especially elderly women.

My specialty.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: communist twat on December 02, 2009, 08:18:58 PM
The girl my ex cheated on me with looked like velma dinkley.

(http://www.velmadinkley.com/velma.jpg)

I kind of want to die because of it.  :-\

bitch wasn't even that cute. At least if she was hot it would have been a littl easier to take.

I'm never going to get the image of her cellulite ridden ass out of my head.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Zoomie on December 02, 2009, 08:23:46 PM
There, there, Zoomie make it all betta...
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Nitya on December 03, 2009, 12:58:29 PM
The girl my ex cheated on me with looked like velma dinkley.

I kind of want to die because of it.  :-\

bitch wasn't even that cute. At least if she was hot it would have been a littl easier to take.

I'm never going to get the image of her cellulite ridden ass out of my head.
Wait, is this the ex you were with for 10 years?

Because if so, woah.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: communist twat on December 03, 2009, 03:46:18 PM
The girl my ex cheated on me with looked like velma dinkley.

I kind of want to die because of it.  :-\

bitch wasn't even that cute. At least if she was hot it would have been a littl easier to take.

I'm never going to get the image of her cellulite ridden ass out of my head.
Wait, is this the ex you were with for 10 years?

Because if so, woah.

yea.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Lothar on December 03, 2009, 04:09:29 PM
So I take it you were involved in some coitus interruptus?

Harsh.
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Post by: 13chemicals on December 03, 2009, 04:23:06 PM
Those of you who know how capable I am of insanity know that I would blow my boyfriend's balls off if I walked in on him fucking another girl.  My ex-fiance walked in on me almost doing it with another guy and he just cried... so yea.. that's all the experience I bring to the table.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: FAH-Q on December 03, 2009, 05:48:33 PM
Man, I don't even know what I'd do. On the one hand if she's cheating on me or even about to then it's over, end of story. That said, I have a nasty fucking temper.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: communist twat on December 03, 2009, 06:18:52 PM
Ugh yeah. It's really hard to explain all the shit that went down. I'm not even sure what i'm going to do.. right now we're living as roommates. He sleeps on the couch. I pay less of the bills.

I'm starting to think love and relationships are over rated.  I don't want to ever give my heart away again. Maybe i'll just become a massive slut or a crazy cat lady. .. but.. i don't really like cats.  :-\
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Zoomie on December 03, 2009, 06:21:40 PM
You've missed one option: Dominant Bull Dyke.

Even though I think you're far too cute for that, a dozen or so severe barroom brawls will ugly you up sufficiently.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: ttfg on December 03, 2009, 06:27:03 PM
9 months on meth sounds like more fun for the same result.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Zoomie on December 03, 2009, 06:38:51 PM
We're talking about CT not Aileen Wuornos...
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Thrash on December 03, 2009, 08:35:09 PM
Fuck love ....

Sluttiness is king!
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: communist twat on December 03, 2009, 08:44:01 PM
You've missed one option: Dominant Bull Dyke.



Actually. That's starting to sound like a good idea. I've always been attracted to women.. but rarely ever get along with them.
I'm not sure if i could have a relationship with one... but dykes have always dug me.


dykes and drunk fat middle aged men.  :D
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Thrash on December 03, 2009, 08:44:36 PM
At least you have options ...
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Post by: Lucky on December 03, 2009, 09:23:22 PM
Both tend to be overweight and wear flannel.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Thrash on December 03, 2009, 09:25:59 PM
This is also true ...
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Post by: Zoomie on December 03, 2009, 09:59:18 PM
I'm physically mature. Not middle aged yet.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: mosh on December 03, 2009, 10:02:43 PM
dykes and drunk fat middle aged men.  :D

WOOHOO!!!!
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: mosh on December 03, 2009, 10:04:04 PM
I'm physically mature. Not middle aged yet anymore.
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Post by: Zoomie on December 03, 2009, 10:06:30 PM
OK that works too.
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Post by: communist twat on December 03, 2009, 10:08:54 PM
tee hee!

Ugh.. This all really sucks.. i still totally love him and want to be with him but i don't know how far it went with him and her. The fact that she's 18 and still in high school makes it that much worse.
I found out about it a month from my 26 birthday. every birthday after 21 has been hell for me. I get depressed months in advance.

I don't know.. maybe in a way this way a good thing.. i feel like a lost myself in the relationship and now i'm able to figure things out.. like what i want/need out of life and a relationship. This was my first real relationship I've been with this guy since i was 16 so i never really bothered to think of a life without him.

I'm extremely hurt by this and still trying to figure shit out.

The reason why i left A-S along time ago was because of him.. he was jealous of all the E love.  :D
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: mosh on December 04, 2009, 03:22:51 AM
WELL FUCK HIM IF HE COULDNT COPE WITH US TARDS!

Anyways... the best way to fix that is to fuck the first stranger you see that looks like he washes himself on a regular basis.
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Post by: Phaedrus on December 04, 2009, 08:48:48 AM
Here you go:

Modern Scooby Doo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT_T6AR8SzA#normal)
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: taiko on December 04, 2009, 10:00:35 AM
The reason why i left A-S along time ago was because of him.. he was jealous of all the E love.  :D

I think Sarah Mascara left recently for the same reason.  She likes girls, but she's closer to the other coast.

Still, you guys might hit it off, and DAMN that would be a lot of titty.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Thrash on December 04, 2009, 03:09:43 PM
Wow, it really would be ...
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: communist twat on December 04, 2009, 04:48:47 PM
I always thought she was incredibly cute.

but.. she's got babies right? I'd be afraid of her mommy hole.   :-\
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Post by: 13chemicals on December 04, 2009, 06:04:22 PM
Yea, she's pulled a few watermelons out of her lemon hole.  Not cute.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Zoomie on December 04, 2009, 06:48:18 PM
They're supposed to stretch you know...
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: 13chemicals on December 04, 2009, 11:01:42 PM
supposed to stretch you know...

supposed to....
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Lucky on December 05, 2009, 11:16:44 AM
Being able to stretch and being able to shrink back are different material properties. Ask Emp.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: ttfg on December 05, 2009, 11:28:27 AM
...cause his cum can make ya pussy do both.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: 13chemicals on December 05, 2009, 05:28:05 PM
It can cure all!  Sho' nuff!

(http://thevoiceforschoolchoice.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/snake-oil-cables.jpg)
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: psychopathetic on December 07, 2009, 03:06:34 PM
The reason why i left A-S along time ago was because of him.. he was jealous of all the E love.  :D

I think Sarah Mascara left recently for the same reason.  She likes girls, but she's closer to the other coast.

Still, you guys might hit it off, and DAMN that would be a lot of titty.

I didn't really leave; it's not like I made a shady flounce post or anything. =P

For the record, I do like ladies, my husband doesn't care, stop talking about my lemon hole, and I have that t-shirt.
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: ttfg on December 07, 2009, 04:57:36 PM
yeah ok, but did you end up getting that itch scratched ?
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: 13chemicals on December 07, 2009, 05:29:57 PM
Sorry I mentioned your lemon hole.... it was a compliment?
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Thrash on December 09, 2009, 02:27:24 PM
Wow, so many unanswered questions ...
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: mosh on December 09, 2009, 05:25:03 PM
Wow, so many unscratched itches ...
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Thrash on December 10, 2009, 06:29:19 PM
Yeah ...

Too bad I couldn't possbly volunteer for this job ...
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: tricky on December 11, 2009, 09:46:57 AM
Wow, so many butts that haven't been fucked ...
Title: Re: I've always told you guys...
Post by: Thrash on December 11, 2009, 06:01:50 PM
That's definitely my job ...