Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: bagman on November 21, 2009, 08:58:19 PM
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Miranda Kerr has my (mushroom) stamp of approval.
(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/7b04643832.jpg) (http://www.sugarslam.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/miranda-kerr-1.jpg)
(http://www.fundumper.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/miranda_kerr_nude_pirelli_calendar_03.jpg)
Before you get all up in arms, she's 26; she just happens to look 8 or 9 years younger. And yeah as I said before I like thin/skinny ladies. I like to feel our bones grinding together, and poking each other.
Dudes this is a perfect excuse to post lots and lots of hot photos. RUN WITH IT!
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(http://sabiduriapop.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/tyra.jpg)
This did for me in high school. I can't find the VS cover, but this is the right era at least. I'm liking her less the more she's in my face every time I turn around with her Trya shows and her Next Top Model shows and all the rest of that crap. Same thing happened for me with Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson. These people are all overplayed. My Tyra market has kind of been oversaturated.
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All the girls from All Hallows (kerr) are sluts.
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(http://www.the-porn-galleries.com/theminion/jeanie-marie/pic/09.jpg)
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Oh god! That is nasty! Why does it look like he rubbed shit all around his crotch???
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I was really tempted to post a picture of a baboon's ass, but I thought it might peeve Kyle given his express intention that we should post foxy ladies.
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I was really tempted to post a picture of a baboon's ass, but I thought it might peeve have gotten Kyle all revved up and we don't need that, now, do we?
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(http://cgi.di.uoa.gr/~std03262/TheRock-AdrianaLima-VS2003Show-03.jpg)
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The angel-wing VS fashion show was one of the smartest things those guys ever cooked up.
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I'll have you know that in place of the winged girl was gonna be a baboon's ass with a comment of "Let's find out!", however, my laptop froze, so I just said "Fuck it!" ...
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(http://cgi.di.uoa.gr/~std03262/TheRock-AdrianaLima-VS2003Show-03.jpg)
Seconded.
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That girl makes me think of a chola Dita Von Teese.
(http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/raquel23/default/champagne-glass--large-msg-120672181535.jpg)
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am i odd for thinking that Dita isn't the hottest? she has a great body but her face is a little weird to me.
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Her body is my new goal body, except for the fake boobs. I've gotten a little flabby in the last couple of months and a cool hot chick is more inspiration to me over a 19 year old VS model.
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If you want cool hot chicks instead of VS models: judges, here is your winner. (http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/ap/e89f694f-d38e-49d2-927b-97f0a471f49a.widec.jpg) She is as close to perfect in all ways I'm interested in.
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Sucks cock, on film, for money, is a rather short 'want' list.
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People tell me I look like this cool sexy chick every other day, so maybe she should be my "lose ten pounds" goal body example.
(http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/images/blogimages/2009/05/29/1243630050-zooey-deschanel.jpg)
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I was showing my fuckbuddy pics from Japan, and he said that you look like Bjork in one of the pictures.
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I can see the Bjork thing kind of.
Zooey Deschanel is definitely a cool sexy chick.
I'm kind of partial to Katy Perry (http://imgsrv.starpittsburgh.com/image/wzpt2/UserFiles/Image/KatyPerry.jpg) as well, although only from a visual perspective. I sadly have no idea if she's genuinely cool. She really reminds me of ZD, actually.
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I just google img'd Bjork.
...All this time I thought she was male.
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She really reminds me of ZD, actually.
Agreed.
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I just google img'd Bjork.
...All this time I thought she was male.
Wow, you are young... I officially feel old. Thanks a lot.
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Anytime.
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Here (http://style.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/jennifer_connelly_revlon.jpg)'s another cool sexy chick. I became a devoted fan after seeing Labyrinth way back in the day. I just found out that she played the role of 7 in the film 9. She's been in so many good movies she has to be somewhat cool.
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I became a devoted fan after seeing Labyrinth way back in the day.
Ditto. She's gorgeous.
http://www.terrorhotties.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/jennifer-connelly.jpg (http://www.terrorhotties.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/jennifer-connelly.jpg)
(http://www.realnipples.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/jennifer_connelly_nude_001.jpg)
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This is the VS model that used to do it for me:
(http://www.nabou.com/celebrities/laetitia_casta/photo_galleries/favorite_pictures/laetitia_casta_picture_4.jpg)
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Yep, hot.
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She has the same mouth as Liv Tyler (who is also a smoking hottie incidentally).
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Yeah a little overbite is sexy as hell.
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Taliking of womens underwear, I always used to feel a bit uncomfortable buying it.
Actually on VS models, Heidi Klum just seems abit "Hitler Youth" for my liking.60 years later or not, I'd just be a bit nervous if she invited me into the shower.
And Adriana Lima, no offence, but having seen Rio Carnival, I'd be a bit nervous about ANYTHING 6'1 feet tall, Brazillian with bit tits. Still, if she DID have a big cock, and its closing time in the club with nothing else available, maybe I'd say "what the heck"...
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yeah man, like, whats another carrot in the mystery hole? Youre totally down.
+1 emo point.
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You hit it either way; don't lie!
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(http://www.howcelebsdiet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/victorias-secret-models.jpg)
I'll take them all
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Ah, but in what order?
For me it's probably 1, 2, 4, 5, 3.
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I look at that picture and my first thought is that they're probably a bunch of demanding bitches.
I would buy a kiddie-pool and fill it with water in the backyard. I would place the chick in the middle on her hands and knees in the pool. Then I would proceed to fuck her from behind while holding her head in the water to drown her.
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I'd take 'em in any order, and I also agree with Emp (per usual) ...
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I look at that picture and my first thought is that they're probably a bunch of demanding bitches.
I would buy a kiddie-pool and fill it with water in the backyard. I would place the chick in the middle on her hands and knees in the pool. Then I would proceed to fuck her from behind while holding her head in the water to drown her.
she'd probably be into it.
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Thus ...
I'd take 'em in any order, and I also agree with Emp (per usual) ...
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(http://www.howcelebsdiet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/victorias-secret-models.jpg)
Ah, but in what order?
For me it's probably 1, 2, 4, 5, 3.
1, 4, 5, 2, 3 here.
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1,1,1,1,1 while 2 does 4 and 3 does 5...
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I would get no. 4 to clean my room.
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is that what the kids call it these days.
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It's what they all think till you hand 'em a cloth and cleaning products.
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No, it's what the kids tell their parents ...
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(http://www.howcelebsdiet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/victorias-secret-models.jpg)
Ah, but in what order?
For me it's probably 1, 2, 4, 5, 3.
1, 4, 5, 2, 3 here.
4, 1, 3, 5, 2
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I'll take 'em all, at the same time, or in any order ...
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Schlemiel! Schlimazel!
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WTF does that even mean?
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Everybody was putting up numbers. So i put up laverne and shirley.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated
im on a totaly different plain, but i can explain.
A schlimazel can be concisely described as a born loser
Schlemiel is a habitual bungler
Hasenpfeffer is rabbit stew... most likey used to suggest working class.
all the typing about the word defs is just extra... it was always about the numbers.
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Wait, I got it, however, how does it apply?
- schlimazel: a chronically unlucky person (?????? shlimazl, from Middle High German slim 'crooked' and Hebrew ??? mazz?l 'luck') (OED). In June 2004, Yiddish shlimazl was one of the ten non-English words that were voted Words hardest to translate by a British translation company.
schlemiel: an inept clumsy person; a bungler; a dolt (Yiddish shlemil)
Reference here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_words_of_Yiddish_origin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_words_of_Yiddish_origin)
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well, youre one step ahead of me.
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I was looking as soon as I post WTF is it?
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oh, I was typing about the 'you get it' section. 'cause I have no idea how I got from people ranking chicks to laverne and shirley... I'm you dont dont either, but meh, im fucked up right now. need sleep.
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W3rd ...
... I'm watching Bruno right now anyway
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I would get no. 4 to clean my room.
Amanda Knox is hot.AND fairly good at cleaning rooms.
(Apart from her bloody footprints, knives and bathrooms).
Should be available from Friday
... in erm 30 years time.
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26 and I'll be waiting!
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I LOVE reenactments.
This means I can finally get to wear the Harry Potter costume I was given..