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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Doormouse on November 22, 2009, 10:34:47 AM

Title: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Doormouse on November 22, 2009, 10:34:47 AM
None of these really get my (mushroom) stamp of approval, but here are some examples.

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/08/07/article-1205033-05F76890000005DC-407_468x349_popup.jpg) (http://mugshotdujour.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/debra-lafave.jpg)
(http://media.myfoxphilly.com/slideshows/anthony/1/imgMed/Casey%20Anthony%20In%20Court%202.jpg)

Before you get all up in arms, of course we all despise these women for their terrible acts against civilized humanity blah blah blah; some of them just happens to look pretty sexy despite all that. And yeah the black widow fantasies and the shackled women fantasies both come into play here. You can see them simultaneously as evildoers without a shred of morality and as frail little things set-upon by a cruel patriarchal society.
One good place to start if you're interested in the teacher-student dynamic is here (http://coedmagazine.com/2008/02/26/hot-for-teacher-top-18-sexiest-sex-offenders/) and then when you've exhausted that, there's always google-image searching on this list of names (http://www.schoolteachernews.com/scandal.html)...

Dudes this is a perfect excuse to post lots and lots of hot mugshots. RUN WITH IT!
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: taiko on November 22, 2009, 11:06:16 AM
(http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/9880/pols_feature21-3.jpg)

Crime:  She loved a man too much (http://www.austinchronicle.com/gyrobase/Issue/story?oid=oid%3A534898).
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: tricky on November 22, 2009, 01:12:38 PM
He's got that sexy hipster thing going on. Just look at that faux hawk and those grandpa glasses!

(http://www.enterthevoid.org/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/dahmermug.jpg)
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: ttfg on November 22, 2009, 01:35:50 PM
You gota feel for the two women at the bottom of mouse's first link.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Thrash on November 22, 2009, 02:21:12 PM
Wow, I never thought about this before ...

Mosh, Zoomie, and Emp are gonna go NUTS with this thread ...
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Zoomie on November 22, 2009, 08:43:08 PM
I'm gonna go old school on this one...

Ethel Rosenberg:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/86/Ethel_Rosenberg_mugshot.png)

Aileen Wuornos:
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01145/arts-graphics-2003_1145662a.jpg)

Karla Homolka (nice toes!):
(http://www.jky.net/kourt/karla_homolka_in_joliette.jpg)
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: 13chemicals on November 22, 2009, 09:14:27 PM
(http://jzigns.com/johnny_depp.gif)

I have been to jail so maybe one day I will be considered a sexy criminal.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Libertine on November 22, 2009, 09:26:04 PM
Anytime a school teacher gets mugged for fucking a student those pics are always hilarious and you always either think:

1: "Man that was the luckiest goddamn 13-yr old on the fucking planet."
2: "No wonder she was fucking her students.  Who else would hit that?"
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: bagman on November 22, 2009, 09:43:57 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5L213Ip_Dg4/SldhpDrqkSI/AAAAAAAAErw/Q3br7EkAFSI/s400/michael+jackson+mugshot.jpg)
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: mosh on November 23, 2009, 03:12:44 AM
Myra Hindley
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_02/myraDM1507_468x655.jpg)

Mary Bell
(http://www.murderuk.com/images/mary_bell.jpg)

Caril Fugate
(http://media.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/content/img/photos/2008/01/28/012908starkweather3_t220.jpg)

Karla Homolka is way up there... very hot.

Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: tricky on November 23, 2009, 10:20:07 AM
Damn. That Myra Hindley chick has a crazy look to her. It's like she's saying with her eyes, "I'll rape you, then I'll cut you, then I'll rape your dead body again."
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Zoomie on November 23, 2009, 10:48:17 AM
And they took naked pictures of the girl they raped and strangled. That's hawt.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: underclass on November 23, 2009, 11:35:51 PM
http://www.celebrity9.com/img/tonya-harding/tonya-harding.jpg
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: mosh on November 24, 2009, 02:45:12 AM
I drove through the Yorkshire Moors when I was in England that last tour... they were gorgeous... great place to dispose of a body.

I wished I could have stopped to take some pix, but the road was only one up one down, no shoulder, and I had to get to Manchester as soon as possible.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Thrash on November 24, 2009, 11:11:05 PM
I was banging a girl that looked like Tonya Harding when all that shit went down ...
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Tru on November 25, 2009, 01:38:12 AM
... great place to dispose of a body.

I know a great place too, but I'm not telling.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: mosh on November 25, 2009, 02:39:29 AM
I know a whole continent....
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: ttfg on November 25, 2009, 03:40:41 AM
Tasmania is not a continent.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Tru on November 26, 2009, 07:29:12 AM
(http://www.harleyquinn.com/logo.jpg)
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: mosh on November 26, 2009, 12:59:25 PM
Tasmania is not a continent.

There's some good places in your state...
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Thrash on November 26, 2009, 01:10:13 PM
Prostitution's legal, right? 
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: ttfg on November 26, 2009, 04:10:51 PM
Brothels (licensed) yes. blah fuck the typing...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Australia#Queensland (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Australia#Queensland)

Brothels are legal. They are licensed by the Prostitution Licensing Authority (PLA)].[12]

There are two types of sex work that are legal in Queensland:

    * Private sex work: A single sex worker working alone. It is an offence for such a worker to solicit publicly. Advertising is permitted with restrictions on the wording.[13]
    * Sex work in a licensed brothel.

All other forms of sex work remain illegal, including more than one worker sharing a premise, street prostitution, unlicensed brothels or massage parlours used for sex work, and outcalls from licensed brothels

Au in general =

The act of prostitution (exchanging sex for money) has a complex legal status in all jurisdictions around Australia. Brothels are legal in Queensland, New South Wales, Victoria and the Australian Capital Territory, but not in South Australia, the Northern Territory, Tasmania and Western Australia. Brothels are often regulated by local council planning laws. Street prostitution is illegal in all states of Australia except New South Wales, where it is prohibited near churches, schools, hospitals and similar venues.[1] Related activities, such as offering premises for the purposes of use as a brothel are often illegal.


and yes... i know, tmi not enough pun.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Thrash on November 26, 2009, 08:28:35 PM
I'm confused; so was the last one your were in licensed or unlicensed?
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: ttfg on November 26, 2009, 08:30:54 PM
I only buy imported.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: 13chemicals on November 26, 2009, 10:34:03 PM
I don't get it.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Thrash on November 26, 2009, 11:13:13 PM
I only buy imported.

Imported or domestic, it's still illegal when they are under 16 ...
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: ttfg on December 04, 2009, 09:46:06 PM
Not when im on holidays.

amanda knox
(http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/090116-amanda-knox-vmed-245a.widec.jpg)
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Emperor Reagan on December 04, 2009, 11:37:49 PM
If I were a prison guard, I'd fuck her in the laundry room.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Emperor Reagan on December 04, 2009, 11:40:28 PM
Wow, I never thought about this before ...

Mosh, Zoomie, and Emp are gonna go NUTS with this thread ...


You mean nut over this thread?  Nothing's sexier than a sociopath.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Thrash on December 09, 2009, 02:17:27 PM
This is also true ....

Knox just got 25 yrs in Italy, right?
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Nitya on December 09, 2009, 03:03:29 PM
26 according to wikipedia.

I am confused actually,
Quote from: Wikipedia
According to a report of January 2008, at least one of Knox's parents had visited her twice a week for the previous three months.[57] In an interview with The Sunday Times, seven months after her arrest, they affirmed their belief in her innocence. Knox's parents, supporters and lawyers point to the complete absence of forensic evidence indicating that she was in the bedroom where Meredith Kercher was murdered. There is no DNA evidence, hair or fibre evidence or other forensic evidence placing Knox in the bedroom. They contend that it would have been impossible for Knox to have engaged in the alleged attempted sex orgy, and to have participated in the repeated stabbing, strangling and violent beating of Kercher, while leaving not a trace of Knox's DNA, hair or fibre in the bedroom.[58] [59] [60] [61] It has also been noted that the alleged murder weapon, a 6.5 inch knife, did not match wounds on Kercher's body which were made by a 3 to 3.5 inch knife.

How could she do that without ANY forensic evidence at all....?
I mean, not on her body, okay, but not even in the room, anywhere?
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Thrash on December 09, 2009, 03:05:48 PM
(http://www.sannaranch.com/railroad.JPG)
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Zoomie on December 09, 2009, 09:19:23 PM
She is going to jail for 26 years because she's AMERICAN and most Europeans, especially the frogs and the wops, HATE AMERICANS.

On the other hand, the Italians are trying to indict Bush and Cheney for crimes against humanity...
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: mosh on December 10, 2009, 06:38:32 AM
No, she's going to jail for 26 years because she was found guilty of murder by a legitimate court of law in Italy. I don't think nationality had anything to do with it.

And her co-accused, who were also found guilty, are NOT American.

Whether or not she is actually guilty, I cant say, I cant be bothered looking for the case notes.

Now, if they can get GW, Cheney, Rumsfeld and the rest of them in front of the Hague, that'd be a huge step forward. It'll never happen though.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: underclass on December 10, 2009, 08:54:10 AM
From what I've read of the case against her it's a bunch of shit.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Zoomie on December 10, 2009, 09:02:30 AM
Which was my point. There is absolutely no forensic evidence to show she was ever even in the room where the other woman was killed. Not one microscopic bit. Now while my assertion that she was found guilty of being in Italy while American was half-joking, from what I've read she was painted in the media as a "violent American drugged up party slut".

You can't convict someone for being in the same building when  crime was committed. Or I guess you can...
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Nitya on December 10, 2009, 01:51:39 PM
Its understandable though, we all hate Americans, right?
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Zoomie on December 10, 2009, 02:01:58 PM
With few exceptions.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Thrash on December 10, 2009, 06:23:08 PM
Agreed ...
Make life easier on yourself; hate everyone equally ...
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: OriginalRessotaspiksMan on December 10, 2009, 06:24:16 PM
She is going to jail for 26 years because she's AMERICAN and most Europeans, especially the frogs and the wops, HATE AMERICANS.

On the other hand, the Italians are trying to indict Bush and Cheney for crimes against humanity...

Incorrect. ALL Europeans hate Americans.And British people aren't European.

I'd fry her in the electric chair along with everyone who's shook hands with George Chimpface Bush.After she was too old to be pimpable as a violent sex slave.

PS there was a gigantic amount of evidence vs the skank.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Zoomie on December 10, 2009, 11:15:57 PM
Incorrect. ALL Europeans hate Americans.And British people aren't European.

Duh. British people are the hideous white trash that was left after a few thousand years of Romans, Normans, and Saxons all fucking their younger sisters.

And you're not British, aren't you a Ukrainian immigrant or some such shit? So go fuck yourself.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: mosh on December 11, 2009, 04:39:35 AM
No one hates Kiwi's.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: OriginalRessotaspiksMan on December 11, 2009, 05:12:53 AM
No one hates Kiwi's.

I like them in yoghurts.

Quote
Duh. British people are the hideous white trash that was left after a few thousand years of Romans, Normans, and Saxons all fucking their younger sisters.

And you're not British, aren't you a Ukrainian immigrant or some such shit? So go fuck yourself.
Oooohh I get so horny when u talk like that.

Actually 3/8 British-which includes Saxon and all that. True "Britons" are just some Spanish Iranian Celtic greaseballs

And its Russian.Ukrainians are just Polish-German gypsies.Except Olga Kurylenko who wants to fuck me (in PlanetResso anyway).


EDIT: Fixed the tagging so the quote worked and made sense ...
-=Thrash=-
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Zoomie on December 11, 2009, 07:35:01 AM
Ah yes. Now I remember. You and i had a discussion a few years back. You took the side that the Ukraine, the "bread basket of eastern Europe" allowed millions to starve, whereas I  took the side that they simply refuse to turn over all that they owned and all that they produced to to Soviets with nothing in return and nothing left to feed themselves.

Or was that someone else?
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: OriginalRessotaspiksMan on December 11, 2009, 08:17:45 AM
I took the moderatist view  that the Ukraine is still part of Russian, and that Russian tanks should be sent in - to kill anyone who sided with America's nationalist agitators.

You must've had the famine conversation with someone else.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Zoomie on December 11, 2009, 09:52:33 AM
kill anyone who sided with America's nationalist agitators.

Well at least we can agree on this  point. Who knows, there was so much Euro Trash at HF, and most just wanted to argue and filibuster for the sake of argument and filibustering.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Nitya on December 12, 2009, 09:40:27 AM
PS there was a gigantic amount of evidence vs the skank.

i looked for a good five whole minutes and i couldnt find anything.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Doormouse on December 12, 2009, 10:40:55 AM
That's not how the law works. Objective evidence... As if that made much difference ever. She was convicted by a jury of her peers. They were in the courtroom with her. The prosecution's arguments were stronger than the defense's. Welcome to justice.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Zoomie on December 12, 2009, 04:26:47 PM
Oh blah blah blah. You look like an unwashed hippie, your peers think you steal so we cut off your hands based on preconception.

She'll come home on appeal. Fucking haters.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Doormouse on December 12, 2009, 04:56:38 PM
The legal system with juries as fact-finders is a farce.
Sadly it's the best we can do.
My only advice is to stay the fuck out of the courtroom.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: 13chemicals on December 12, 2009, 09:05:55 PM
Speaking of courtrooms, my friend RT came back into town this week because he got a DWI.  I asked him how he could get a DWI without having a car and he said he didn't know how he did it either.  Texas is fucked up man, fucked up!
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Doormouse on December 12, 2009, 09:27:53 PM
I know for a fact that Golf Carts count as vehicles for DUIs in NJ.

Did your friend have a cart?
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: OriginalRessotaspiksMan on December 13, 2009, 01:40:23 PM
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Post by: Nitya on December 13, 2009, 02:15:55 PM
Afterwards she said the confession was forced

and i havent heard anything about her doing any cleaning.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: OriginalRessotaspiksMan on December 13, 2009, 02:25:18 PM
 www.truejustice.org (http://www.truejustice.org)
http://perugiamurderfile.org (http://perugiamurderfile.org)
are quite good sites.

She volunteered the confession but there wasn't any force.
Some forensic evidence was removed because the 2 of em were bleach cleaning the house and knives and Sollecito's hse too, I believe.
Pretty much every defence claim she had crumbled away cos of mobile phone evidence, forensics, witnesses etc.

I'm sure she'd have been convicted in the US.Def in GB, from what I remember of crim law.

Sollecito should've been banged up for having a Daniel Radcliffe fixation.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Doormouse on December 13, 2009, 10:31:15 PM
OFFICIAL *NEW* Extras Series2 Daniel Radcliffe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iME60JZInfw#normal)
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Thrash on December 14, 2009, 12:24:42 AM
I know for a fact that Golf Carts count as vehicles for DUIs in NJ.

Did your friend have a cart?

Bicycles too in a lot of states ...
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: OriginalRessotaspiksMan on December 14, 2009, 04:26:55 AM
edit- why the fuck was there a post of me quoting myself ????
Duhhhh
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Nitya on December 14, 2009, 02:54:41 PM
OFFICIAL *NEW* Extras Series2 Daniel Radcliffe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iME60JZInfw#normal)

That was the last episode of extras i was allowed to watch. I loved that show.


...although this was a few years ago.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: communist twat on December 14, 2009, 06:28:39 PM
(http://www.freewebs.com/criminallyinsane13/albert+fish.bmp)
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Zoomie on December 14, 2009, 07:46:18 PM
Yeah ol' Albert was a hottie...
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Seskel on December 30, 2009, 02:43:01 AM
(http://blogs.villagevoice.com/forkintheroad/martha-stewart.jpg)
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: mosh on December 30, 2009, 03:46:43 AM
I'd like to nail Martha Stewart... preferably to a tree.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Zoomie on December 30, 2009, 09:37:34 AM
Nah. Just her skin.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Doormouse on July 21, 2011, 08:40:52 AM
(http://media.myfoxphilly.com/slideshows/anthony/1/imgMed/Casey%20Anthony%20In%20Court%202.jpg)
Vindicated. And now we play the waiting game for the inevitable pr0nz.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Zoomie on July 21, 2011, 12:38:12 PM
Hellz yeah!

Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Thrash on July 21, 2011, 01:00:55 PM
I can see that ...
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Tru on August 15, 2011, 11:32:27 PM
(http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/2/21698/411593-Harley%20so%20sexy!_super.jpg)
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Ineptunian on August 16, 2011, 09:36:12 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_s6Cu32Fga4k/Rif5tRBVhKI/AAAAAAAAAQ0/IezPe672XtQ/s400/winkler_mug_200.jpg)

Mary Winkler was from my area in West Tennessee. The entire region was in shock that such a thing happened because like all stereotypes in the south, a preacher's wife is happy with her marriage and her church.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Nitya on August 17, 2011, 12:29:20 PM
"Mary Winkler had lost money in what her lawyer said was a scam. She had deposited checks that came from "unidentified sources" in Canada and Nigeria into bank accounts belonging to her and her husband. The checks amounted to more than $17,000"

From wikipedia, if that's true then that's really funny.
Title: Re: Who's your favorite sexy criminal?
Post by: Thrash on August 18, 2011, 05:58:46 PM
/me nods *