Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Zoomie on November 24, 2009, 07:09:40 AM
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Remember that little black puppy I picked up at the last MD meet? He now weighs 65 pounds and I'm taking him to get his balls chopped off today.
I'm thinking of getting them bronzed. Who wants earrings? Cuff links?
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tricky
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Duh.
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Fry em up and eat them
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send them to Kyle so next time he takes a picture of his cock it will have some balls in it
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+2 "headbangin' points" for all for referencing a hat trick of inside jokes ...
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Dont forget to give yourself a few emo's for blocking the flow.
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W3rd. I think we were on the verge of a few roo-scrote comments.
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Shshshshshsh!!!
Don't jinx it!
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Cover 'em in glitter and hang 'em from your rearview mirror ~ on your boat.
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W3rd. I think we were on the verge of a few roo-scrote comments.
Well where else would I keep them?
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I hope you had the decency to buy him a pair of neuticles.
This is my new boxer pup! she's a slut. look at her cooter.
(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/110/l_e1e25b15a8524d62b82a548ac3bf9edb.jpg)
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Uhm, thanks ...
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+2 "headbangin' points" for all for referencing a hat trick of inside jokes ...
Dont forget to give yourself a few emo's for blocking the flow.
flow... river... red. ~sigh.
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The Byrds - Ballad Of Easy Rider (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNjzzDNIJWw#normal)
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I hope you had the decency to buy him a pair of neuticles.
This is my new boxer pup! she's a slut. look at her cooter.
(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/110/l_e1e25b15a8524d62b82a548ac3bf9edb.jpg)
i was, like, scrolling down pretty fast, didn't see your post, just the pic,
and i thought,
"DAMN! He looks like a GIRL dog! WTF did the vet DO to him?!?"
tHEN, I HAPPENED TO NOTICE THAT YOU CALLED IT hER,
and then i happened to notice that i had the Caps Lock on,
and it all just went to hell in a hand-basket from there.
<~ STFU'ing.
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<~ STFU'ing.
Fuck, I wish you actually understood what that meant.
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shut the fuck up, Luke
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Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.
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What's wrong with FAH-Q, dude?
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Fat envy.
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All chicks dig fat guys, right?
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Well, a fat dude has proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt,
that he can find FOOD,
and that's a rather attractive quality when shopping for a S.O.
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Only 'cause you're a hardcore pothead who always has the munchies ...
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HaHaHaHaHa!
Actually, when you get to be an UBER hard-core stoner, you don't even GET the munchies anymore.
Sad, but true.
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No cotton mouth either.
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No kidding!
But ~ is that 'cuz of being a hard-core stoner,
or
'cuz of being a hard-core stoner who knows the value of a BEER?
(Miller HIGH Life)
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Well, a fat dude has proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt,
that he can find FOOD,
and that's a rather attractive quality when shopping for a S.O.
You want him to be able to find food... so he can eat it... whilst you stand there.. hungry.
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Well, a fat dude has proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt,
that he can find FOOD,
and that's a rather attractive quality when shopping for a S.O.
You want him to be able to find food... so he can eat it... whilst you stand there.. hungry.
(http://www.ccfitnessblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/bigburger2.jpg)
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Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.
OVER THE LINE
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Actually think he was one toke over the line that night... sweet jesus.
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THAT's what i thought, the second i saw that!!!
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(http://www.ccfitnessblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/bigburger2.jpg)
He looks like a nice dude that would share.
And if he isn't?
Bet i can make a grab, and outrun the mo-fo-lo!
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Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.
OVER THE LINE
"He's got emotional problems, man."
"You mean... beyond pacifism?"
HaHaHaHaHa!
Actually, when you get to be an UBER hard-core stoner, you don't even GET the munchies anymore.
Sad, but true.
Yep.
No cotton mouth either.
Also.
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Say what you will about the tenets of nationalist socialism. At least it's an ethos.
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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I am the walrus.
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You're killing your father, Larry!
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Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey...
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I am The Egg woMan!
Put THAT in y'all's pipes and smoke ...
it?
'em?
YEAH!