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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: tricky on November 27, 2009, 11:20:02 PM
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How would you define good oral sex?
It seems like such a personal topic.
My fuckbuddy was telling me how he was dating some girl, and she said to him one time, oh so that's what good head is! Like, she was complimenting him on his cunnilingus. I've only had four people go down on me ever, one of them was a one time thing and I don't remember if it was good or not. So of the three people I remember the skill level of, my fuckbuddy is kind of "meh". Not all that great. My last ex was fucking amazing at it. He could do it for a long, long time, and he was really good at fingering too. My other ex (you know who) was pretty good, but not like my other ex. My fuckbuddy is just ok when it comes to going down, so I'm sort of shocked that some girl told him that he gives good oral.
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I've been told I'm a cunning linguist in the past, but I also hear that chicks lie to guys almost constantly because it says it's a good idea in Cosmo. I was pretty shocked that a mere week and a half after being told how big I was, the chick who told me that and who I was really starting to get into in a big way ditched my ass for some trifling metrosexual dude.
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My fuckbuddy was telling me how he was dating some girl, and she said to him one time, oh so that's what good head is! Like, she was complimenting him on his cunnilingus.
In other words, he is telling you that if you don't enjoy his head, the problem is with you.
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I never told him what I thought of his skill level. What he lacks in fucking skills he makes up in letting me do freaky shit to him. Again, not that he'd bad at fucking & givig head- he is good, but he's not fantastic.
Doormouse- Cosmo is such bullshit. I'd never tell someone that I thought they were good at something if I didn't legitimately think they were good at it.
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Yawn louder next time
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Doormouse- Cosmo is such bullshit. I'd never tell someone that I thought they were good at something if I didn't legitimately think they were good at it.
I comfort myself with the idea that it takes a special kind of bitch to tell someone they're amazing at something that they actually suck at. So I treat complements like that from the ladies as meaning I'm average or better, but of course when you start patting your own back you're only setting yourself up to be a major disappointment, so safest to assume you're average.
As far as your fellow, if you can think of any way to make it better tell him. If a guy's going down on you it means he's pretty anxious to please you. Chances are he'd happily take recommendations and requests. I think it's hot when a chick tells me what to do to her.
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I will make that pussy shake like it's my mission in life. Like I have a team at Nasa doing mission control for me while I deliver a tongue probing to planet pussy and then I fucking regulate taht shit.
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I can make a girl squirt just by using my tongue.
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squirt what?
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I think you are all missing the point of my thread.
The point/ question being:
How would you define good oral sex?
I'm talking about receiving mostly.
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When you can't even open your eyes because your soul is being sucked out of your cock.
That's good oral sex.
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squirt what?
milk from her nose.
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squirt what?
milk from her nose tits.
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As for giving, I've been told I'm good but I work better with directions because all women are different and all women like different things. The basics are the same but the basics aren't good enough.
As for receiving, just two things:
1. It's not a race.
2. If you just act like you enjoy it, I'll enjoy it more. And since it's my cock in your mouth, it's all about me now.
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Doormouse - Plus 1 Headbanging for the use of the word "trifling". Total win.
Just a warning: Most dudes who claim they are amazing at oral are typically terrible (or so I have found in my experience)
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I would be happy to just get oral. My lady used to do it, but not since marriage.
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Women who say "I've never gotten any complaints" suck at it ...
It's simple; I complain, you don't do it anymore ...
Men who don't take the time to realize one thing about women ...
(http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2051096/2/istockphoto_2051096-combination-lock.jpg)
They all look fairly similar, however, they all require a different combination, or code to open the floodgates ...
Most men, and some women, don't take the time to watch, listen, and/or even ASK if it's ok; it's kinda required ...
In a nutshell, if you are pulling the sheets out of your ass when they are done, it's good head ...
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squirt what?
pee pee!
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(http://gono.com/museum2003/museum%20collect%20info/squirt/squirt3.jpg)
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http://redtube.com/6105 (http://redtube.com/6105)
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I'm kind of disturbed.
I wonder how many of those girls are just pissing?
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(http://problembear.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/glass-of-beer-with-lots-of-foam.jpg)
Now, thats good head.
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Perfect.
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I'm kind of disturbed.
I wonder how many of those girls are just pissing?
Probably none; they selected for this trait ...
(Cytherea was the QUEEN of squirting; I'd fuck her to experience it, however, it'd get annoying quickly for regular sex)
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ok.
i've been told that i'm really good/ talented at sucking the cock. i can't deep throat though.
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I covered that earlier, however, if they told you, without prompting, then it's probably true ...
I'll audition you and let you know ...
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always so concerned for others...
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We'll find out ...
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ok.
i've been told that i'm really good/ talented at sucking the cock. i can't deep throat though.
practice while in asia makes perfect. Your fellow travelers, including sasha, all get a massive fail
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How can you be enthusiastic at 5am to suck a cock that's only 4 inches long and pencil thin? You can't, so your friend FAILS nick.
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Oh, SNAP!
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How can you be enthusiastic at 5am to suck a cock that's only 4 inches long and pencil thin? You can't, so your friend FAILS nick.
haha, I can't wait to tell the Canadian about this
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Like I have said before, a cock is not worth sucking unless you can choke on it. Tell your friend, you guys can compare your inadequacies with each other.... and when you do, take pics please.
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SWORD FIGHT!!!!!!
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I only suggested it because I can't afford to buy tricky a present. Seeing a NZ vs CANADA swordfight in pic form is the only gift I can give her.
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You're such a good friend.
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How can you be enthusiastic at 5am to suck a cock that's only 4 inches long and pencil thin? You can't, so your friend FAILS nick.
haha, I can't wait to tell the Canadian about this
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Wait, the Canadian had a small dick??? What a tragedy.
No wonder he moved to Japan. Asian women are used to that sort of thing.
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(http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/R7yCr.jpg)
At the end of the day, the longest trunk sees the most bush.
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hahahahahaha ....
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I notice it's ribbed.
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I notice the little one is laughing.
That face is all "Haha, shit man! I can't do that!"
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Wait, the Canadian had a small dick??? What a tragedy.
No wonder he moved to Japan. Asian women are used to that sort of thing.
He was the last fuck standing. I was on a less than 24 hour timeline.
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this is all pure gold
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If any of this gets back to me from a certain Canadian you will feel the pain, or if you tell him and I sense that you did... you will feel pain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sada_Abe).
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Not bad. I've seen that before, but I prefer this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hello_Kitty_murder).
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that's OK, it's something that I can laugh at on my own
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you will feel pain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sada_Abe).
Abe told me, 'Size doesn't make a man in bed. Technique and his desire to please me were what I liked about Ishida.'
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Those crazy Japanese people.
Not bad. I've seen that before, but I prefer this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hello_Kitty_murder).
I hear she gives good head. *rimshot*
Abe told me, 'Size doesn't make a man in bed. Technique and his desire to please me were what I liked about Ishida.'
If the guy has a Sharpie-dick, size does matter, even if he's an Olympic champion in bed. Wait, you can't be an Olympic champion in bed with a small dick.
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I'll bet Canadian says you can
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ew no way.
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I didnt know Marion was Canadian.
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I've had sex with a guy who had a 9 inch sharpie dick and it was very blahhh. I've also had sex with a guy who had a thick 6 inch dick and it was very ooohhahhhhh.
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Thank you Sasha.
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I agree, I prefer thick cock, really clears the pipes.
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I've had sex with a guy who had a 9 inch sharpie dick and it was very blahhh. I've also had sex with a guy who had a thick 6 inch dick and it was very ooohhahhhhh.
I had two very similar experiences with 2 cocks that fit your descriptions. The 9-incher was supremely disappointing, especially because we ruined a close platonic friendship to start fucking and it was awful. HE was awful.
I give great head and I know it and thoroughly enjoy it. Boyfriend says it resembles a lot of the general bj porn out there. My boyfriend gives great oral as well, and I especially like when he holds me down during it. Super hot. Although I'd have to say I usually prefer giving than receiving. I'm a giver.
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I'm a giver.
If you are ready to switch teams I am.
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Switch teams?
You already play in that field ...
I've had sex with a guy who had a 9 inch sharpie dick and it was very blahhh. I've also had sex with a guy who had a thick 6 inch dick and it was very ooohhahhhhh.
I had two very similar experiences with 2 cocks that fit your descriptions. The 9-incher was supremely disappointing, especially because we ruined a close platonic friendship to start fucking and it was awful. HE was awful.
I give great head and I know it and thoroughly enjoy it. Boyfriend says it resembles a lot of the general bj porn out there. My boyfriend gives great oral as well, and I especially like when he holds me down during it. Super hot. Although I'd have to say I usually prefer giving than receiving. I'm a giver.
Again, sent a hair sample, please ...
I WILL perfect cloning ...
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(http://www.fantasymundo.com/galeria/imagenes/frank-peli/frankenstein7.jpg)
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Goddam she's got a purty eye...
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I'm still waiting over here, you know ...
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Like you were going to be somewhere else ?
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/me sighs *
No ...
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I've had sex with a guy who had a 9 inch sharpie dick and it was very blahhh. I've also had sex with a guy who had a thick 6 inch dick and it was very ooohhahhhhh.
a thick 6 inch cock is not small IMO. i'm talking less than 5" - 5.5" and not thick.
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I feel sorry for those bastards ...
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I don't feel too bad for those guys. They just learn Japanese and move to Japan.
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I don't feel too bad for those guys. They just learn Japanese and move to Japan.
they love the pencil over here
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Giants amongst men over there, eh?
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consider me a whiteboard marker amongst felt-tips
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I went looking for pictures of the giant sharpies that exist out there.
Instead, Google Images found a guy named Mike Giant, who apparently does a lot of his art with sharpies.
So, here you go:
(http://www.onelargeprawn.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2009/mike_giant_09.jpg)
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consider me a whiteboard marker amongst felt-tips
Prove it. Take a pic of your cock next to a whiteboard marker.
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And/or a sharpie, pls ...
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I've got one of mine next to a Wii remote. I don't know why but it just makes me laugh.
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I hope it doesn't make me laugh.
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Whenever I see it I have the WOPR line from War Games in my head: "Would you like to play a game?"
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I've got one of mine next to a Wii remote. I don't know why but it just makes me laugh.
And WHY haven't you posted it yet???
Holding out on the goods, are you? I do not approve.
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I will get to it maybe tonight or tomorrow. Time is in short supply as of late. It is becoming a cockarama here as of late.
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Time has passed and still no cock picks.
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Indeed ...
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Hold your twats, it will be here soon.
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I do not apologize for it being floppy and not erect. Maybe next time.
(http://pic.xpeeps.com/xpeeps/images/usergallerypics/443297/0/443297-22100bb722100_l.jpg)
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thank god i opened this on my iphone and not my 30 inch monitor
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nice socks.
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Hanes! I got those...
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It was difficult to find them in my size but sure enough they make them for a size 16 foot.
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A shower, not a grower, eh?
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A shower, not a grower, eh?
Damn!
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It grows a bit.
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I know a 72 incher who's kinda thick...
I call him Dave.
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73, asswipe ...
Every inch counts ...
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No fucking way you're taller than me. I mean, I know we spent most of our time sitting at a bar and you slouch, but standing there just ain't no fucking way...
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as long as theres no asians on this site i would bet money i'm the shortest one here.
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I'd probably give you a run for your money.
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I am out. 6`1 and 210lbs.
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shit, 6'1".. im like a oompa loompa next to that *sad*
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I'm 5'5" I guess. Everyone knows I am short though.
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I am out. 6`1 and 210lbs.
I'm 10 lbs heavier than you for every inch I'm shorter.
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I am trying to lose 20lbs and it isn`t coming off with good head, either.
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What's going on Daddy? Have you taken a lover? If so, kudos to you old man.
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No lovers. I am using the gym to blow off desire and it isn`t quite working out that way.
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No lovers. I am using the gym to blow off desire and it isn`t quite working out that way.
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All those buff dudes getting you hot & bothered, huh?
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Too easy. WAYYYYY too easy...
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Do I look like Dylan to you?
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Too easy. WAYYYYY too easy...
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All those glistening buttocks and raging boners. How could Daddy resist such temptation?
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Tonight at the gym, I wound up cracking and popping every joint in my body. I was on the tricep workout longer than normal. They moved it to just behind the treadmills and there was a thick blond running for 20 minutes. I watched those cheeks bounce for 10 while doing slow curls.
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Haha nice! A few years ago, when I arrived at the gym my trainer said forget about today's session, just go do as much cardio as I can. I said that sounded awful and boring, and he said just go upstairs and I'd understand. Turned out that the Miami Heat cheerleaders (or whatever they call themselves) were doing a full on practice in the floor space in front of the cardio machines. Every single machine was in use by someone male for the duration of the practice.
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There is this gorgeous lady who I would see at the gym every day that I worked out. After being out for two months due to injury I was happy to see her when I got there tonight. She even asked where I had been.
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Does she do anal?
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The important questions always go unanswered around here.
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I know; right!
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There is this gorgeous lady who I would see at the gym every day that I worked out. After being out for two months due to injury I was happy to see her when I got there tonight. She even asked where I had been.
You've been not at the gym and not having sex, you've been on the radio baby
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I'm not sure which is better than one another ...
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She even asked where I had been.
"Oh, I was injured for a bit, and plus my radio show has been taking up a lot of my time..."
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I never drop that line.
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I never drop that line.
Hence all of the complaints about the lack of extra-martial fuckery.
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Pretty much.
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Extra-martial, Kwai-Chang?
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Kung Fu grip on the mushroom tip.
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She even asked where I had been.
"Oh, I was injured for a bit, and plus my radio show has been taking up a lot of my time..."
I prefer, "I was injured for a bit in a world class boxing match and my millions of dollars have been taking up a lot of my time..."
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if you were male you would never get laid.
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If she were male she'd be some muscletop's boytoy.
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I would have pussy in queue if I were a guy.
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I have that; I need more ...