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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: communist twat on November 28, 2009, 10:54:29 PM

Title: poll!
Post by: communist twat on November 28, 2009, 10:54:29 PM
this is for personal research only!

how many of y'all has the herps or any other std?

this place makes me vag itch every time i come back.



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Post by: Doormouse on November 28, 2009, 10:58:27 PM
You must have pushed "New Topic" instead of "New Poll"...

I'm clean.
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Post by: Zoomie on November 28, 2009, 11:08:43 PM
Never had so much as a cold sore, ever.
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Post by: 13chemicals on November 28, 2009, 11:28:13 PM
Kyle and I are the only ones... next.
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Post by: Daddy on November 29, 2009, 01:51:55 AM
Clean.
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Post by: mosh on November 29, 2009, 02:09:57 AM
You must have pushed "New Topic" instead of "New Poll"...

I'm clean.
Never had so much as a cold sore, ever.
Clean.
Title: Re: poll!
Post by: Thrash on November 29, 2009, 03:30:43 AM
You must have pushed "New Topic" instead of "New Poll"...

I'm clean.
Never had so much as a cold sore, ever.
Clean.

Which is kinda amazing considering ...
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Post by: mosh on November 29, 2009, 04:10:46 AM
Who, them or me?
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Post by: Thrash on November 29, 2009, 04:34:59 AM
Me ...
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Post by: ttfg on November 29, 2009, 04:37:01 AM
I thought Dylan was dirty ?
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Post by: Thrash on November 29, 2009, 04:40:01 AM
He's got HPV ...
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Post by: underclass on November 29, 2009, 06:54:56 AM
clean, but only because I'm a pussy and have fucked nothing but raging hot Japanese women for the last 8 years. thank god I never learned thai in high school
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Post by: Zoomie on November 29, 2009, 10:11:30 AM
Yeah I attribute my cleanliness to my ability to stick to relatively unexplored fat chicks for 20 years.
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Post by: taiko on November 29, 2009, 10:57:14 AM
this place makes me vag itch every time i come back.

Does that imply you have some kind of pandaface?

I'm squeaky clean.  (tulip says so)
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on November 29, 2009, 11:08:18 AM
I have ebolaids which I would like to transmit to you.
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Post by: Thrash on November 29, 2009, 12:51:33 PM
Yeah I attribute my cleanliness to my ability to stick to relatively unexplored fat chicks for 20 years.

See, there's advantages; he gets some, and it's "low level" ...
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Post by: Libertine on November 29, 2009, 02:48:56 PM
I have AIDS, they help me lose weight.
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Post by: Doormouse on November 29, 2009, 03:24:39 PM
Yeah I heard AIDES was good for Jared too.
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Post by: Thrash on November 29, 2009, 04:09:30 PM
16 pants sizes later!
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Post by: Zoomie on November 29, 2009, 09:11:47 PM
Yeah I attribute my cleanliness to my ability to stick to relatively unexplored fat chicks for 20 years.

See, there's advantages; he gets some, and it's "low level" ...

Yes, the plan is to eventually catch one fresh out of high school, send her to nursing school, and she'll take care of me until I die and then inherit my vast empire.
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Post by: Thrash on November 29, 2009, 09:38:31 PM
Step 1: Steal Underpants
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Profit
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Post by: Zoomie on November 29, 2009, 10:01:32 PM
Dude, I'm serious. I can't live the plot of a John Hughes film...
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Post by: mosh on November 30, 2009, 07:26:09 AM
My mind is UNCLEAN!
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Post by: Thrash on November 30, 2009, 03:11:27 PM
(http://www.the-isb.com/images/UNCLEAN.jpg)
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Post by: Lothar on December 03, 2009, 05:11:40 PM
THIS IS THE LAW OF THE PLAGUE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl_mlp-HY_M#normal)

Ignore the video. It was the only streaming audio I could find.
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Post by: bagman on June 03, 2012, 02:08:50 AM
Oh shit, I guess I wasn't around when you came back in '09 Commie. In fact, I need to go back through all the threads from '09 - '11.

Sasha is wrong. She's the only one. My problem was temporary. Mollulscum contagiosum.
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Post by: Commie on June 03, 2012, 03:08:28 PM
Don't bump my old shit.. '09 was a bad year for Teh Twat.  :-[
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Post by: Ineptunian on June 04, 2012, 07:00:29 AM
I've got the bull-headed puss dick.

Thanks, Dave.

Next time I visit, I'm spending the night at a seedy hotel.
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Post by: Thrash on June 05, 2012, 04:04:58 AM
As always; you're welcome ....
... glad I could be of "service"
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Post by: tricky on June 10, 2012, 02:27:43 PM
i probably have hsv 1, just like most of the people in the USA.
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Post by: tricky on June 10, 2012, 02:28:44 PM
oh wait we weren't supposed to bump/ reply to this. sorry?
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Post by: Thrash on June 10, 2012, 08:33:33 PM
One of US, one of US!!!
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Post by: bagman on June 23, 2012, 12:04:25 AM
Hahaha I love that movie so much.
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Post by: MacGirlver on July 04, 2012, 03:56:26 AM
i probably have hsv 1, just like most of the people in the USA.

I don't think HSV 1 would be an STD.

I mean, I got it from my oldest daughter. When she was 10 months old she picked it up from another baby at daycare and then spread it to me. I was all embarassed and shit until the doctor explained it was kinda rare that I hadn't had it before age 18, and it isn't the same as hsv 2, which is spread through sexual contact.

So yeah. I'm clean. I mean, I'm not going down on anyone if I have a cold sore, because it can be spread. I'm also not going to kiss anyone or share a drink.
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Post by: FAH-Q on July 04, 2012, 01:00:34 PM
Statistics suggest that 4/5 of everyone here has had, has, or will have some form of HPV at some point. Does that count?
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Post by: FAH-Q on July 04, 2012, 01:01:14 PM
Oh, except Nitya. She probably doesn't/hasn't. Yet.
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Post by: Thrash on July 04, 2012, 05:20:36 PM
However, she WILL one day ...
... maybe
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Post by: FAH-Q on July 04, 2012, 05:48:31 PM
75%-80% chance, from what I've read. But that's for sexually active people. If she finds a partner and is only ever with that one person, it cuts down her chances significantly.

I have to believe that at this point, I'm bound to have some strain of it.
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Post by: Thrash on July 04, 2012, 07:40:23 PM
Tell me about it ...
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Post by: Zoomie on July 04, 2012, 07:44:57 PM
I'm not the man-ho people think I am. And I've never picked up a dose of anything. And I've lived in Florida and Asia, two of the dirtiest places on earth, not to mention the DC-Baltimore area.

So I refute your statistics.
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Post by: Tru on July 04, 2012, 08:14:03 PM
I am also very clean regarding communicable issues, despite growing up in the free love era.
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Post by: FAH-Q on July 05, 2012, 01:49:40 AM
You guys realize that the vast majority of people with HPV will never know or show any sign of having it, right? Statistically, you both probably have had or have some strain of it, despite the fact that it's never and may never "show up", as it were. Hence why I say I probably have it, not that I do. I do not, and have never had genital (or any other) warts. And I'm no giant man-ho either. But I've been around enough to have narrowed my odds of never having encountered it down to not much.
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Post by: Tru on July 05, 2012, 05:30:58 AM
Well we all have a million bugs buddy, those that can't adapt ... die.
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Post by: Thrash on July 05, 2012, 02:57:55 PM
I just assume I have and move on ...
I can't get most things anyway ....

... I love my immune system
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Post by: Tru on July 05, 2012, 03:58:52 PM
Yeah a good immune system is a real party until it starts attacking you by mistake
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Post by: Thrash on July 05, 2012, 04:38:04 PM
I'm not prone to anything like that as well ...
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Post by: Luna on November 12, 2012, 06:06:59 PM
I'm not the man-ho people think I am.

And I'm no giant man-ho either.

One of US, one of US!!!
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Post by: Thrash on November 13, 2012, 06:25:07 PM
Hahahahaha!
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Post by: Luna on November 13, 2012, 07:44:02 PM
this is fun. :)