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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Thrash on December 03, 2009, 08:02:49 PM

Title: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: Thrash on December 03, 2009, 08:02:49 PM
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: ttfg on December 03, 2009, 08:15:03 PM
Heating element, belt driven: What could go wrong ?

hmm, it looks like a huge epilady
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: Thrash on December 03, 2009, 08:27:20 PM
Yeah, it does, actually ...

As long as it doesn't FEEL like one, we're cool ...
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: ttfg on December 03, 2009, 08:55:00 PM
Yeah, um... You first.
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: Thrash on December 03, 2009, 09:03:36 PM
Shit, gladly!
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: 13chemicals on December 04, 2009, 05:53:09 PM
Wow.  If Kyle's relationship doesn't work out at least he now can have a solid plan b.
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: Daddy on December 04, 2009, 07:33:20 PM
Sign me up.
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: 13chemicals on December 04, 2009, 11:04:11 PM
Your plan b involves alimony and child support Daddy.
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: Emperor Reagan on December 04, 2009, 11:37:02 PM
http://www.realtouch.com/dispatcher/home (http://www.realtouch.com/dispatcher/home)

Currently available for 200 bucks?

I'll buy one, knock Wolfram|Alpha up, and create skynet.
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: Daddy on December 04, 2009, 11:47:03 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on December 04, 2009, 11:04:11 PM
Your plan b involves alimony and child support Daddy.

I'm taking my kid with me in Plan B. Period.
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: tricky on December 06, 2009, 10:07:36 PM
How can a man possibly put his dick in that thing, cum, and still have a shred of self-respect afterwards? I'd feel like such a loser if I were a guy and I bought that thing.
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: Daddy on December 06, 2009, 10:49:56 PM
If we can get our dicks in it, it will be there. This is why we are men.
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: 13chemicals on December 06, 2009, 10:57:54 PM
If you are a man because you put your dick into that, then I guess all people with penises are men.
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: FAH-Q on December 07, 2009, 02:17:25 AM
Well, um, yeah. Isn't that pretty much the definition? Isn't that why that South African... person... is having trouble competing with women?

Or do you mean some kinda super macho CHEVY LIKE A ROCK Howie Long MANLY MAN shit? OOH YEAH! SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: Zoomie on December 07, 2009, 08:57:42 AM
If you build it, we will cum...
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: taiko on December 07, 2009, 10:03:42 PM
I think the interesting part of this device is that they've tied hardware to a subscription model for videos that are compatible.  This is very much how Apple became successful with iTunes, by the way.
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: ttfg on December 07, 2009, 11:11:07 PM
hmm, somebody is going to upload a virus.
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: Thrash on December 09, 2009, 02:20:40 PM
That'd be cool ....
*stroke, stroke, thrust, [Bob Villa pops onscreeen] hammer, hammer, drill*

Quote from: tricky on December 06, 2009, 10:07:36 PM
How can a man possibly put his dick in that thing, cum, and still have a shred of self-respect afterwards? I'd feel like such a loser if I were a guy and I bought that thing.

I'd give it a try, as a tester, however, I don't think I'd pay $200 for it and then $.49/minute for it ...
Supposedly you can buy the vids for $12.99-$19.99 each ...

Hmmm, LimeWire, maybe?
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: 13chemicals on December 09, 2009, 03:59:19 PM
Quote from: banal on December 07, 2009, 11:11:07 PM
hmm, somebody is going to upload a virus.

I'll upload a virus...
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: Thrash on December 10, 2009, 06:20:02 PM
I just HAD to give you the idea, didn't I?

Well, I know Aasam's XMas gift ...
(or whatever the douche's name is)
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: Nitya on December 12, 2009, 09:49:28 AM
Aasim?
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: taiko on December 12, 2009, 10:59:27 AM
Quote from: Thrash on December 09, 2009, 02:20:40 PM
Hmmm, LimeWire, maybe?

Open Source Drivers would be a must.
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: 13chemicals on December 12, 2009, 08:40:28 PM
Aasim left for good.  He said that he couldn't be with me anymore since I sleep around.  But everyone knows that's my MO.
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: taiko on December 13, 2009, 01:05:30 AM
Dude doesn't like the All-American sounds of the Beach Boys?
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: Thrash on December 14, 2009, 12:16:17 AM
Quote from: 13chemicals on December 12, 2009, 08:40:28 PM
Aasim left for good.  He said that he couldn't be with me anymore since I sleep around.  But everyone knows that's my MO.

How did he not know this?
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: underclass on December 14, 2009, 07:38:25 PM
my Japanese friends knew this and they were across the room from you separated by a language barrier menu
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: Thrash on December 15, 2009, 05:37:03 PM
They know I'm a slut?
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: 13chemicals on December 15, 2009, 07:44:34 PM
Aasim is back. 
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: FAH-Q on December 15, 2009, 07:49:34 PM
Dude's like a cold sore.
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: Zoomie on December 15, 2009, 08:43:39 PM
No dear, say it properly.

You TOOK Aasim back.

You bought it now own it.
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: ttfg on December 15, 2009, 09:37:25 PM
Do they have darwin awards for this category ?
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: Thrash on December 17, 2009, 04:51:29 PM
We can always make 'em up ...
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: tricky on December 18, 2009, 03:34:44 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on December 15, 2009, 07:44:34 PM
Aasim is back. 

Nooooo! Please just dump his ass for good. Do it for the children!
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: Thrash on December 18, 2009, 05:18:24 PM
WON'T SOMEONE PLEEEEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: ttfg on December 18, 2009, 05:37:41 PM
(http://www.nndb.com/people/600/000022534/gglitter-yipes.jpg)
Title: Re: Technology - Gotta Love It
Post by: friskychick on December 18, 2009, 05:39:50 PM
ribbed? really?!